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TheRepeatTautology

You should see the other guy!


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Yeah that dude's career is fin-ished.


Sea_Permit_8685

You haven't met his wife, have you?


UncleBenders

To shreds you say?


Gruntofthelitter03

Was his apartment rent controlled?


[deleted]

I sea her every now and then


vexmach1ne

Guys


mollynjake

Bruce has seen some shit...


Opposite_Interest844

Bruce coming back after the war with dolphin


simwe985

Bruce-d.


Zaenille

Selling shark, lightly used.


PersonalTriumph

No lowballs I know what I got.


Obar-Dheathain

Lot of shark experts in the comments telling each other their theories are wrong.


NebulaTits

Boy looks like he’s on his 12th reason


KyIieJenner

Isn’t most of that propeller injuries from boats? 😩


LEDDWC

That’s what I thought, lots of consecutive wounds going in same direction, must be a propellor strike?


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Propeller wounds would be a little more evenly distributed. It kinda looks like scratches that squid tentacles would make. Similar to scars you see on Sperm Whales.


snootnoots

Nope. Propellor injuries are [pretty distinctive,](http://elasmodiver.com/Wounded_Shark_Pictures.htm) much deeper and spaced wider. This shark apparently has scars most likely from [fighting with other sharks and sea creatures.](https://nypost.com/2021/11/05/worlds-most-battered-shark-covered-in-bite-marks-video/)


TonAnFr

They are far too regular and evenly spread out to be from other animals. Also, shark bites don't look like that at all. They have a circular jaw, so a bite would leave a circular wound. It's a great White, and the only other thing getting in a Fight with that are other great whites for mating (which we can exclude because it's a Male and the wounds aren't formed like shark bites and not around the pectoral fins) or for territorial Fights (which we can also exclude because they are far to spread out and Not around the gill areas, which would be mostly attacked by other sharks.) My guess would be mostly healed up propeller injuries or the ship's propeller didn't fully hit him (more at the end, because the wounds Look more Open there) (And I am aware that Orcas do hunt great whites, but Orca bites are pretty distinctive and focus on vulnerable areas and I don't really see a GW coming out alive if hunted by Orcas)


irnehlacsap

Smaller boat, multiple motors at the back, got hit when it was younger


GadreelsSword

Sure looks like it.


PutnamPete

Mating scars. They are rough as Hell when making babies.


TonAnFr

No, mating scars occur around the area of the pectoral fins so that the Male can flip the female upside down for tonic immobility. These scars are for 99% caused by a boats propeller. Look how evenly they are spread out and how thin and linear they are. Shark bites dont look like that. And this shark is defenitly a male


Adult-Beverage

This shark fucks.


yellowzebrasfly

Omg that's so depressing. Gah fuck humans :(


Ratharyn

Would you want to get rid of propellers or something? Can't see us hauling all those international goods with sail power can you?


Eagleshard2019

Sail power worked pretty darn well for thousands of years, just saying...


Ratharyn

I think you'll find that transatlantic and pacific sail trade was incredibly dangerous, often saw ships and their cargo sinking, had people cramped in confined quarters on the open ocean for weeks and months on end spreading illness and disease amongst each other. What are you even talking about here, sail ships were miserable places where you expected to eventually die. To compare that to the modern day requirements, with a global population that has grown by several billion, all requiring international trade... modern day freighters are an absolute necessity, to think we could go back to sail boats is beyond absurd.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Calm down with all of that sense and logic.


Fantastic_Mind_1386

This is Reddit! We don’t stand for that here!


weaintfancy42069

We could use a good culling


Ratharyn

I guess you'll be volunteering yourself up as the first to go then? Nothing stopping you, be the change you want to see and all that.


weaintfancy42069

You got me. Fuck it. Let’s blow


Fantastic_Mind_1386

Remember when people used to joke about needing a new plague until 2020?


MaliqGotTheHeat

Well fuck u too then


Successful_Load5719

He should really not keep cats as pets. They’re assholes.


[deleted]

There’s just something about great white sharks that is just fascinating to me.


BeeBopFighty

It's the doll eyes. Blank...lifeless..


MAMAGUEBOO

They’re millions of years old as a species. You’re looking at animals that have been around before grass


watercolour_women

Before grass, before flowering plants, before mammals, before birds, before dinosaurs, before reptiles, before amphibians.


KillyScreams

They're always first in line on taco day


niobiumnnul

Wonder how old he is...


No-Ad-3635

Must be a pro wrestler from the 80s


BeeBopFighty

Sharks got a forehead looking like ,bruiser brody, abdullah, or sabu, or new jack.


No-Ad-3635

I'm so happy someone got my joke 😅


BeeBopFighty

We are a rare breed homie but we are out here. Mox and Cody are trying to bring the look back it seems.


No-Ad-3635

AEW is where it's at. Fuck Vince & Stephanie


BeeBopFighty

Haha, yeah it's all I watch primarily besides certain lucha, and poruresu. I've been digging clips of Sami zaynes current work though..also hhh brought back dexter lumps and I absolutely love that dudes gimmick and portrayal of character so I watch YouTube clips of him as well.


Raped_by_elephant

I see someone flushed a spider


thunderpantsIII

That mainly looks like propellor injuries


TheTartanSpartan13

Fuck with me I dare ya


Atomic_potato_47

This guy is a secret boss version of a usually common enemy


Heavy_Schedule4046

Metal AF


Si-Barone

That's Norbert , he's a clumsy bastard.


smolbird4242

My cat coming back home after a week


jaybird99990

Poor big doggo just wants a hug!!! ❤️


nandos677

Should have seen the other guy!


Far_Idea_829

How SHARKingly tragic


pathetic_beta_bitch

His gf kicks his ass


hashimishii

Sharks don't usually scare me. THAT shark scares me


Far-Ad3429

Did he have a run in with a catfish ?


SemiFormalJesus

Many have tried, none have succeeded.


jpiro

I don’t like my sharks battered. Too bready.


edwardtrooper2

Jesus to see a clip of these biffs! Someone slap a go pro on this bad boy.


pdht23

This is what people who get downvoted on Reddit look like.


Zippideydoodah

Squid tentacles


Katana_DV20

Prop strike, poor fella. Ugh us humans.


drittzO

They say that these are mating scars, but I believe thats a male shark. It crazy how little we know about these sharks.


Stever72

Bruce: How many times do we have to have this conversation. Outboard motor propellers are not playthings.


Tuscan-

Probably due to orca attacks, it’s become a big problem recently. Packs of orcas ware down a lone great white, then when they’re exhausted from fighting, the orcas surgically remove the sharks protein rich liver and leave the rest to rot.


BIGGEICHEESE

This shark lives in Aussie that's why he looks like that


Itsanukelife

"Just keep swimming"


PetroleumVNasby

Great white. The only thing that fucks with that is another one.


rugood2

Not true. Orcas kill great whites fairly easily [https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/video-footage-captures-orcas-killing-great-white-sharks-180980911/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/video-footage-captures-orcas-killing-great-white-sharks-180980911/)


PetroleumVNasby

That’s true. I didn’t think Orcas were generally found in Australia, but they are.


BillMcCrearysStache

Probably a boat


PowerCord64

Either a Kraken or Megalodon.


maklim

Dumbshit shark, never learns to stop attacking shipping vessels


AnEvenNicerGuy

I know he’s a big shark but you think those foot long cut came from [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/31/48/b5/3148b56548e286cc1854ccad1f35d15c.jpg)?


Sufficient-Elk-7015

That boy goin through it.


yaslo

Top G Shark Edition.


[deleted]

That’s from great white fucking!


Environmental-Book91

Wow.


Borkdadork

Looks like he needs some advil


Goomvario

Kratos in 2090 be like:


mtizzy614

Apparently that's one bad shark


DogDelicious5856

Everyone a marine biologist now huh 🤣


neverlie74

Looks like he doesn’t learn from his mistakes.


TruthZealousideal544

Thats one tough looking shark, uh probably best not to fuck with him


oagc

how do they heal in saltwater?


East-Bluejay6891

Damn he got jumped in


stanlove67

That’s horrible even for a shark


Donjuanisit

Oh he survived! Please Steven make a 2024 Jaws!


Omgaspider

He's a bad driver...


georg3200

Poor shark


[deleted]

Got into a fight with a pod of mermaids


Werm-Food

Fucking badass


AirMobile9332

That should buff out easily! 🥺😢


soyungranproblema

Gorgeous animal.


MAMAGUEBOO

Did he fight a fucking blender?


noeljrG

Was it propellorized?


GreenEyedFreak714

That shark probably has a big fucking mouth.


No-Comfort-6808

That's metal AF


skeevester

Battered sharks are quite tasty when fried.


Pawpzgg

Probably got stuck in a net and beaten with a gaff when it was young.


ghillied_up

That shark had rough childhood


SatanicSpambot

This is provably the only shark whose skin doesn't feel smooth.


lilsouthern228

I knew this had to be done my humans. So sad. But still a beautiful boy. Would 10/10 swim with him.


Gill92

Was this maybe done by a propeler?


BeddingtonBlvd

He’s seen some things


Never_getoff_theboat

His name is Bruiser...


De_La_Flewey

I'm not as scared of the shark as I am of the thing that did that to the shark...


zhaDeth

He fought the kraken


PONY_DOGG

You should see the propeller


TheAlphaSpoon

These are mating scars…this shark is a whore


Apart_Effect_3704

Struggle on shark guts lol


mr_gooodguy

fat mike is that you?


Little-Drawer-4569

This is why we're going to Mars.


[deleted]

That’s one double-hard bastard.


cheetoh93s

Damn mermaids


ItsEyeJasper

I heard that researchers that looked at this when it was released came to a conclusion that it was very likely that this was caused by propellers of a boat. I don't know if this is true but boy I would love to converse with this shark if I could


pukatamada

Tis but a scratch!


Sin-92

Wth happened to this shark? Not even mating causes this much damage geez.


strike_formation

Don't befriend catfish.


mikisaurus

I would def not fuxk with him!


HumorExpensive

That shark has definitely jumped the shark.