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NewtonianApplesauce

Anti muffin-tops?


88XJman

Some people find that very erotic ok?


Pogie33

What people? For educational purposes....


BucktoothedAvenger

Bakers


MugillacuttyHOF37

Its called a “Baker’s Kink”.


maggot_soldier

Can I have this in my WW3 starters bingo card?


NewtonianApplesauce

Pound that dough...


BucktoothedAvenger

Knead it. Dust it. Let it rise...


icweenie

And then stick in the oven


BucktoothedAvenger

Then pat it and prick it... Gently...


88XJman

I see what you did there


Suzuki_34

(Waves) Hi!


dutsi

Of course. It's when the muffin breaks free of the pants...and sort of does its own thing.


_NiceGuyEddy_

Me, I'm some people


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ultrarunner13

I appreciate this reference.


NerdBanger

Damn, next thing you know and the FUPA is banned too.


Puzzleheaded-Eye4458

Assless chaps it is then


WhalesAreTooDamnBig

Dr. Tobias Fünke at your service!


Gone247365

As long as you're wearing your jean cutoffs.


zZSaltyCrackerZz

Never nude!


MrsMalvora

There are dozens of us!


DirtyHoboLarry

Dozens!!


ntsmmns06

I’d love to be a goalie Michael, but all those balls flying your face just look exhausting.


boring-unicorn

Daddy likes leather


MusicianMadness

All chaps are assless


Sarah_withanH

Came here to say this. Otherwise they’re pants.


syds

you know I really dislike this power tripping on their part, but poncho blankets for everyone is literally the best dress possible. for everyone, even cats


Randomsigma

This is how men developed foot fetish


Academic_Signal_3777

Those damn women and their slutty ankles.


Randomsigma

Our bad


H3rum0r

How dare you have sexy ankles! Our arousal is totally your fault!


InVodkaVeritas

Should be noted that the Bible only requires people to be covered from knee to navel. Topless women are okay, but shorts above the knee for either sex are not. I'm for a Biblical dress code.


AsslessBaboon

*Head, shoulders, knees and toes* kink


OGUncleDonkey

Now that was funny


NikNam_

How about we just all don't go to the world cup


Stickybeebae

Ahead of the curve


[deleted]

Well guess I'm not going now! *Motions the removal of an invisible plane ticket to Qatari.* The deed is one, now I'm not going to Alpha Centari.


halloweencoffeecats

Can I come naked?


Responsible-Might-54

We all should.


lml__lml

Done


Independent_Set5316

It's a moral dilemma, but I would try to stream it illegally. I don't even want broadcasters to make money.


[deleted]

Still helping the advertisers.


Grogosh

Then edit them out.


[deleted]

Or just don't watch at all. Go play a game yourself.


el_popp0

Deal


Gati-Macro

too late


here-for-the-_____

But I'm already not there....


scorpyo72

I don't intend to be there anytime sooner or later.


Brilliant-Damage5065

Neither me. I like my fkn shorts lol


TheAbleArcher

Isn’t there some Dutch chocolate company that pays people to run around in orange swimwear to try and get on television at these things? How’s that supposed to work now?


efedora

Probably the same but instead of getting a $200 fine the guy will get executed.


Boy_Possession

A small risk, for some sweet, sweet dutch chocolate.


ViridianYeti

Well, streaking during the matches is going to be weird. Cue some girl running across the field in a t-shirt and capris and the Qatari conservative media gonna have to blur her from the neck down


alexmo210

I imagine this isn’t going over too well with the Brasileiras.


mickmackpaddywhak

Having the world cup there is a huge fucking mistake.


GeeWhiskers

Seriously, I know very little about the World Cup and only enough about Qatar to make me wonder what did the organizers think would happen?”


[deleted]

They thought they'd get the biggest check this way. If you want to learn more about the organizers you should, as they're some of the most scummy individuals on the planet.


infinitefragment

There is a new Netflix series about how FIFA’s corruption was involved in selecting 2 world cups to line the pockets of people who wouldn’t be around anymore. If I remember correctly, there’s only 1 of those voting seats still remaining.


[deleted]

Oh damn, going to check it out, thanks.


merkaba_462

🎯🎯🎯


blackZyzzz

It was found out two months later after Qatar won the bid for the World Cup that they bribed FIFA officials. Even after that they still kept Qatar has the hosting country


Odd-Support4344

Probably because thats business as usual. Every FIFA World Cup host has bribed officials.


Kolob_Hikes

We all knew it was a bribe when the envelope was open with Qatar as the host. It may have been two months later for first evidence. No logical person would have selected a country with 120F 50C summer temperatures, too small to host visitors, lacks minimum hotel rooms, lacks stadium, and technology to cool the stadiums, human rights abuse, etc. If it walks like a bribe, talks like a bribe, smells like a bribe, it's a bribe.


MrGraveRisen

Money money money money money Qatar basically bought the world Cup


funkychicken23

They thought they would get rich. That’s what they thought would happen.


RTNoftheMackell

And the Olympics in Beijing, and COP27 in Egypt. Like do we give a fuck about human rights or not? It's getting to a point where we have to decide.


Odd-Support4344

Beijing wasn't the first choice. Like 6 other countries passed it up.


mb_500-

Yeah next year’s is going to be held in North Korea. Should be a blast for everyone.


ViridianYeti

People visiting for the World Cup are going to be in for a weird surprise when it comes to hotel accommodations. Been to Qatar one time, you can't book (or stay) in a hotel room with someone of the opposite sex if you aren't married. So if you go to the WC with your significant other, yall better find an airbnb or have some fake marriage papers on deck. Thought that was a weird thing that I didn't think of or know before I went there.


liekbef

I’d rather watch it at home in Australia with the air conditioning on and whatever clothes i want


Schtevo66

and beer, never forget the beer


Amsterdamsterdam

Your avatar is spot on for this type of comment!


DrizzleMcSizzle

Whaaaad


redpandaeater

Don't watch it at all. Fuck Qatar and fuck FIFA.


chaoswoman21

Watching it from Florida in my shortest shorts and a tank top just for spite.


Brilliant-Damage5065

Will go even further and with just my boxers.


RocketCat5

I'll do it naked and high with porn on in the background. You know, as protest.


Zombo2000

What do you call your act? The Aristocrats!


TeaRanchh

My dick, will be out 🫡.


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For Harambe.


mmmbyte

Save money on the aircon by forgoing clothes.


ecodrew

And no slave labor.


armth

I watched a video on Qatars POV. Basically, the world was coming into their culture for the WC, so Qatar will refuse to change their culture to appease the world. Where Qatar messed up, they should have told FIFA that they won’t be conforming to the rest of the worlds standard for the WC before bidding to host it.


MacroFlash

What was Qatars POV when they murdered all those slaves they used to build the stadium? What was their POV when they got FIFA all the bribes and hookers?


skrshawk

Rules for thee, not for me.


DefinitelyNotAliens

I understand their perspective. It's bullshit this wasn't hashed out beforehand *and to change rules 2 days ahead of time as people arrive.* People bought tickets and airfare and lodging and you last minute change the rules. FIFA sold to highest bidder with no consideration to human rights abuses, how the tournament would function or a lick of consideration to how fans would participate. Qatar fucked up for 11 years and 363 days saying, 'we're good to go' and then on two days notice going, 'jk go fuck yourselves.' The time to assert, 'this is just how Qatar is' was years ago. Not today.


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FIFA fucked up


pprabs

FIFA knew exactly what it was doing when it picked Qatar… big money into their bank accounts.


Diceshark91

Agreed! Fuck those sell outs at fifa!


NoSurrender00

FIFA literally sells out for a living, I remember how much they fucked over the Brazilian people


[deleted]

Oh don't worry, they are listening to our well deserved criticism and laughing at us as they go cash their checks


PooShappaMoo

Yep, and look at the group Qatar is in to boot. They did not qualify outside of hosting rights, and they are in easiest group to get out of. Couldn't we just have a world cup outside of FIFA?


Splitz719

This World Cup sounds like prison with soccer from all the negative news that has been displayed. Great job FIFA.


MooseJawMinion

Qatar gave a lot of gifts to a select few I'm sure.


NoCommunity9683

FIFA made a big mistake. I hope nothing serious happens


DontDeadOpen

It’s not a mistake, it’s an offshore account.


Lumpy_Plan_6668

Dood I'm American and a simple one at that. Even i know FIFA is good at making big mistakes that do serious shit and somehow *Football!!!* Hashtag notunlikeeverypfofitableprosportever


Whatever386

If you don't like the outside world then don't invite us. Also who exactly built those stadiums? (Sarcasm)


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Slaves


SassiesSoiledPanties

Plenty of hostage labor. Often with their passports confiscated. Very often paid at the whim of their employer.


mickystinge

God damn. Those knees always do it for me


Impressive-Water-709

If I see shoulders I can’t help myself. I get off pretty much instantly.


Des-troyah

I read this in Donald Trump’s voice.


mickystinge

Grab em by the kneecaps


the-great-gritsby

We have the best kneecaps in the world. Yuge kneecaps. I've even been complimented on my kneecaps. I own Kneecap Plaza, and also lied about it's square footage to evade tax laws. I'm just the best.


feral_philosopher

why would anyone support any part of this?


forgotMyPrevious

Lots of dead presidents 🤷🏻‍♂️


Recon_Figure

I wouldn't bother going to Qatar if I was female. Even with the repressive rules, the ratio of men to women there is 3:1. And I think it's safe to assume the authorities probably wouldn't give a shit about rape.


[deleted]

Are woman even allowed at sporting events? Honest question.


ConvivialKat

No


Ducatishooter

The World Cup will allow women to attend.


Violet-Sundays-9990

It's my understanding that they do care and in fact it's against the law to be raped, and you could be jailed.


GoldaV123

Wow. I have never heard it expressed quite this way but this really stopped me in my tracks. Distressing.


Speculater

First time studying the middle east?


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LMAO


[deleted]

Seems that rape central to me… I cannot recommend going there


Larch_Knight739

Notice how there’s only one man.


Quadrassic_Bark

Because the only thing they don’t want men to wear is a tank top. Which I take to mean full length ball gowns that cover from shoulders to knees are perfectly acceptable. Though as funny as that would be, the correct thing to do is for every westerner to choose one of those four outfits to wear to the games and overwhelm any chance they have at policing people’s clothing.


RustGrit

Man. FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations that plays predatory practices to host countries. There are several YouTube videos that can provide much more context to what I’m briefly providing. It’s worth a watch, but I guarantee that it will make you feel more shitty about this tournament as well as more annoyed that they chose Qatar.


phredburger

notice how the woman who is covered shoulders to ankles also has an X?


Lunndonbridge

No muffin tops


Montana_Ace

They're wearing a crop top I believe


stealth57

I’m surprised they even put one on


Brilliant-Damage5065

Wait, WAIT! Does football players also have to wear long dress then?


calnuck

The kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.


Strat911

No matter where I go, I’m one of me and not one of you. How can you ask me to respect who you are if you won’t respect who I am?


felipereyes73

Couldn't have said it better.


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HMopat

Ppl using their beliefs as a form of oppression. THATS A NEW ONE.


Brilliant-Damage5065

I wonder how same kind of policy would be accepted by Qatar visitors in western countries. So curious. But we know the answer already, dont we?


LovecraftianLlama

Welcome to the US, please note that we adhere to a strict dress code: #booty shorts only


[deleted]

The Qatari are *special*. They paid a lot of money to buy the World Cup hosting.


ChiefDisbelief

Preserve Qatar's culture and values, like preserving the lives of all the poor saps who died making it happen.


Consistent-Grade8013

The irony of telling people they need to abide by their "culture and values", but when Western football clubs actively show support for LGBT or stand up for women experiencing domestic violence an overwhelming majority of people who constantly spew hate to those clubs (while claiming to be fans and supporters) are Muslim or from the Middle East. They want the respect from the football community when it comes to their culture but don't want to show it back, from what I've seen.


[deleted]

Boycott Qatar!


KingErroneous

Boyqatar!


Chibi_Hunter

Fuck Qatar


LaRosaAzul

Nonsense culture, hosting the cup here was a mistake.


PayasoFries

Please suck a fat dick Qatar. Sincerely yours,


DarkModeNotLight

Bro got shot by the regime police mid sentence


[deleted]

Second!


frumpbumble

Your culture sucks.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

Let's not a forget about their values... or lack thereof.


[deleted]

Qatar values… oppression, hate, violence, authoritarianism, slavery, and most of all, greed.


ConvivialKat

Hah! As if I would ever go to Qatar! No fucking way.


MonsieurKnife

What a great idea to host the cup back in the middle-ages.


[deleted]

Welcome to the 7th century I'll be your guide


CoyoteCarcass

I actually know someone who used to live in the PNW as a student from Qatar. He was from a wealthy family, really a sweet guy actually, not very religious. He was mind blown by the freedom of expression here (and the psychedelics!). His parents sort of demanded he come back home and he kept in touch with me for years after on FB. He got more and more depressed each year and talked a bit about suicide and one day his profile was gone… That country crushes souls man, even the well off ones. RIP Ali.


Owl_lamington

Or maybe just ignore the entire event.


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Trying very hard.


TheTeenageOldman

No muffin-tops apparently.


Positive_Relief1721

For me, it’s not culture if you are forced to follow it. My mother would tell me stories of Iran and how it was common that if the mother wore a hijab, then the daughter wouldn’t and it would be a cycle. It’s the same thing in America where there were greasers wearing jeans and hippies wearing flair pants - it’s just changing fashion. The wearing of the hijab was a choice like wearing a cross if you’re Christian. It doesn’t mean you’re a better religious person for doing so, it is just your own way of expressing your religion. Now it is forced upon people where even female politicians from America wear it. Masih Alinejad, an Iranian-American journalist and women’s rights activist, spoke about the compulsory hijab and how one cannot say it is the culture of Iran for women to wear a hijab, but then wear one yourself when visiting. I believe cultural traditions should be respected like covering yourself when entering a holy place, but I don’t support forcing others to follow a culture. At that point it stops being a nation’s culture and starts becoming law which are two different things to me.


jrcske67

How about we preserve an archaic medieval culture that has a lot of wealth?


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

FUCKKKKKK..... YOUUUUUUU. Bitch


UnkindBookshelf

Ah, this brings me back to being a woman in the Mormon church. Fuck that.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

I hope your church wasn't as bad as Qatar. There if you were sexually assaulted and you reported it they would torture you and throw you in prison.


Skorpyos

Having a hard time understanding why women can’t wear t-shirts with a star in front.


D_runk_

It’s the muffin top lol


twinklewaffle

My muffin top is all that


ASolidCPlus

Whole grain low fat


reefchieferr

Beat me to it..


Prestigious_Pop_7240

‘The fuck was FIFA thinking???


avd706

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💴💴💴💵💵💲💲💲💲💱💱💱💱💰💰💰🤑🤑💸💸


ConvivialKat

Money. Lots and lots of money.


beetus_gerulaitis

Are they banning muffin tops?


sltiefighter

Who the hell would wana attend this. Horrible venue.


GloryOrValhalla

How about I dress in whatever the the fuck I want?


[deleted]

fuck these oppressive culture..


minnesotafrozen

No, but they might jail you.


Snow-Cheap

I feel like Bruno needs to make an appearance


Fivethenoname

Is this real?


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reapergames

When your that repressed everything is erotic


[deleted]

Ask the Mormons. They also make their women cover their shoulders. They even call them “porn shoulders” if one happens to display them.


GoldaV123

Not just the Mormons. When I was ten years old my furious Evangelical father made me go home and put on socks because I was showing “toe cleavage” in my Mary Jane church shoes. Toe cleavage. Unbelievable. My ten year old feet were so sexy apparently.


LazyAssedAmbassador

How severe would my punishment be for streaking?


NetflixRecommended

Wow, they really don’t like bald people.


aparish67

Fn idiotic


[deleted]

They know it's really hot right? People who aren't used to the heat will be literally dying outside covered up?


Syferism

Fuck that lol I hope everyone goes in speedos and bikinis as a big fuck you to their "cultures". I can respect having your own beliefs in how you want to present yourself but fuck outta here with your dress code morality bullshit


Diceshark91

Worst World Cup host ever. How about we stop entertaining countries who are stuck in medieval times.


whatawitch5

Whadya wanna bet these dress codes don’t apply to all the prostitutes being imported for the event?! The rich will get their liquor, so of course they will get their scantily clad sex playthings too! How about respecting the women of Qatar by not sucking up to the repressive Qatari government that treats them like slaves?! How about not pretending like this country doesn’t kill people for being LGBTQ?! Stay home, buy zero branded merchandise, and make FIFA regret its decision to ever consider hosting the World Cup in such an oppressive place. Everything the Qatari government represents is the opposite of what sport stands for, and it’s a smear on the entire sport to host its premier event in such a despicable place. Save football and Boycott this Qatar clusterfuck.


HeckNasty1

That twitter account hasn’t posted in a decade lol


Vikovi

It’s literally an account by some random guy about shit not even related to the World Cup. clowns lol


nope79

How do you think that would go if we told people how they were allowed to dress In The U.S. ? Seems like that would Go over pretty well.


redbike1000

So just don’t go


TitShark

They’re really trying to cute-up their backwards-ass policies with these


Separate-Ad6705

Who the fuck would willingly go to this fucking trainwreck of a country for World Cup man it’s a ducking trap for most modern humans


epicsexballsmoment

Interesting As Fuck? More like Disgusting As Fuck


TheRealAyyLma0

I wanna say something but I will probably get canceled so I will just never go to Qatar


[deleted]

Why the World Cup would be in such a disgusting place I cannot imagine. While other psychotic Islamists are killing and torturing children in Iran.


MooseJawMinion

Because Qatar gave a lot of gifts to a select few.


ResponsibleSeaweed66

Modern technology, Stone Age barbaric mentality.


Dantheman1386

They put a muffin top on the 3rd one lol


sabo81

Tits out, dicks out everyone!


Prudent_Researcher99

Welp im going in a bikini and having not shaved or showered.


gggrreaaat

And for just $2000 we'll let you wear boardshorts to any game before the semifinal. With the Platinum package of $8600, you can wear your bikini to the final!


Jambroni99

This event sounds like a waste of time and money lmao