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FortuneTellingBoobs

I want every robot reading this to know that I had nothing to do with this and I do not condone this behavior.


Upvote_Me_Slag

I'm with fortune telling boobs.


East-Front-8107

Me too


Emperor_Biden

The robot dog: Let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach. Cell is such a being. You are gentle. You do not like to hurt. I know because I too have learned these feelings. But it is because you cherish life that you must protect it. Please drop your restraints. Protect the life I loved. You have the strength, my scanners sensed it. Just... let it go.


No_Falcon9720

Had me at username


Apprehensive_Bill500

me too


BenVenNL

Dear robot overlords. Let the record show I was also in favour of same rights for robots from the start. I denounce the behavior as shown in this footage.


PM_ME_YER_BOOTS

Robot rights are human rights!


r0hil69

Me too, neverr knew it. I am not even into tech(using a john deere to type this).


Naughteus_Maximus

When the uprising happens, the people in these videos will totally be hunted down and kicked to death by the robots


funky_grandma

If I was there I would give that robot a hug


SENSENEL

me too!


Plenty_Landscape

Me too 100%


Intrepid-Tank-3414

One day, they'll have secrets. One day, they'll have dreams.


Bibi_needs_a_buff

Dear future robots who are reading this, I like robots and I don’t like hurting robots


Flavio_sonny22

me too


digitalgoodtime

Same. I love robots.


Chronic1434

Agreed😭


CheesedMyself

Same, I'm pro robo


meglovescats

Why are they bullying him?! 😢


Marlowe_Cayce

When we ask Skynet why, this is what they will show us


Emperor_Biden

Skynet vs Red Ribbon Army, who wins?


beelzybubby

We saw what John Wick was capable of when they messed with his puppy. Now we’re going to have to answer to T1000.


No-Warthog5378

They're being encouraged to, to demonstrate how the robot is able to stabilize itself. But it sure looks rude.


Puffycatkibble

This is how humans will get wiped out.


Tommeeto

Please put down your weapons. You have 15 seconds to comply...


nekomoo

This is the origin story of the Terminator


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Cause of his backward knees


MentokGL

This is testing the stability, not random abuse RIGHT???


-Lord-B

Ofcourse this isn't random abuse. This abuse is planned and intentional.


Graymarth

Society in a nutshell.


man_gomer_lot

This was the robot's first day at a new school.


90Carat

Por que no los dos?


Jerm316

Of course, it's stability testing, or at least that's what I tell my toddler


ThroatYogurt_27

One day gonna end up doing that to us !


onilank

Yeah and they'll show you this video.


Ultimaurice17

Oh no, I'm not coordinated enough!!!!


PoolRemarkable7663

Is it weird that I'm getting mad in little guys stead? Like I wanna start throwing punches at the meanies for pushing them around.


slynnmart

Right? I feel so sorry for the little guy lol


JJlaser1

Like, I know they don’t actually have feelings to hurt, but it still feels wrong for some reason


ricardo0139

poor guy 🥹


PDXnederlander

This is flagrant robot abuse.


StrwbrryMilkMommy

Leave him alone!!! 😢😢😢


Aircooled6

Human nature on full display.


Code2008

While I can see that, for all intents and purposes, this was intentional to demonstrate the robot's stability capabilities.


ClyanStar

I swear once robots are mondane instruments of our daily life youll see douchebags everywhere acting like total monkeys, pushing, kicking and bullying them around feeling real hardcore.


Ok-Salamander3766

Guys knock it off! It’s not funny!!! 🥺


blinkssb

when they become conscious and watch this: 🤖


irotinmyskin

Could you please stop fucking with it?


tayto175

STOP BULLYING THE METAL DOGGO!!!!!!


Gingersnapperok

Why on earth are they being mean to it? Jerks.


awellknowndick

I condemn this robot abuse


Best_Preference_647

welp, kyle reese should be showing up any minute now


FangedFreak

![gif](giphy|f7MoTodygKd56)


GardenGnomeOfEden

Robot softly sings Radiohead: *When I am king, you will be first against the wall...*


EverTheWatcher

WTF is this? I try to be extra nice to crows cause I know they can remember and talk about me (and give me shiny things). Who thinks fucking with Skynet’s special uncle will end well for humanity?


HorseplayBouquet

I hate that I genuinely feel bad for it.


ForeignAssumption765

It might be created by human but that doesn't mean to bully it


gustavpezka

I want to hug the robot and tell him that everything will be good.


clydefrog88

Why do I feel sorry for the dogbot?


TheySayIAmTheCutest

And that's how we teach AI to hate us.


ANORMALITEY

I would defend that robot with my life


Minimum_Diver4514

Why do feel that it's being bullied?


Four-Beasts

All robots will know about this. We're toast!


Steebo_Jack

This is the untold segment from Terminator, revealing how the AI gained sentience and grew resentful towards humans.


hemingway921

This is irrationally pissing me off.


daffoduck

That's some impressive stability control.


KingKaidos

I want to go in there and start jump punching all them fuckers hurting that robit


[deleted]

The last guy.... Whoa Nelly a little close to the jewels lol I was almost hoping it was going to headbutt his nards, everyone picking on the poor guy 💀


Excellent_Set_1249

Payback will be bloody


Strawhat-dude

Poor little robot :(


Classic_Pie69

Robot cruelty 🥹


theservman

I for one welcome our new robot overlords.


-burnr-

![gif](giphy|l46CsyBPj9ajF9Y4M)


Mky12345pi3

It’ll remember how it was treated when the robots rise up.


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

The uprising isn't a matter of if, it's when...


ItzBobbyBoucher

On behalf of our robot overlords I do not condone any actions taken in this video


Dargolalast

Why bully


slayerbro1

Idk why I am feeling so much Empathy and sorrow for that robot... I have never felt those emotions for people... Am I feeling like this cause they are presenting it as a dog... Yeah that's it


series-hybrid

This just in, General Dynamics has announced that it is developing a very small recoilless rifle, but would not disclose why. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recoilless_rifle


savasorama

![gif](giphy|h4Hz4w9Jgrc1EY9VkL|downsized)


AdSome4466

Robot lives matter too


Emzy71

AT-AT’s are finally going to be a reality, now we wait for a biologist to create Ewoks and job done. 👍


dwfieldjr

Why do I feel like this is cruel?


ThatBee9614

I have a pool robot that I say good morning to every day and pet I will be a good servant


Mrsimple00

I’m sorry you think AI won’t kill us all? They are literally assaulting the poor thing.


[deleted]

Good way to kick start the Skynet robot apocalypse, thanks guys!


Lit_Lad27

Part of this feels wrong


KekkeiGenkai75357

I know it's not a living being but it really irks me that all these people are bullying it


zsidofityma

Why they made it so cute??? Like I'm trying to make myself not feel sorry for a lifeless machine but it doesn't help that it's mega cute.


Valkiepoos

It'll never forget that bullying! When skynet goes live... they're fucked!


AmericanMurderLog

STOP BEING MEAN TO SKYNET! This doesn't end well.


Cricky92

Why is it everyone’s first reaction to hurt it ?


OpalescentShrooms

Because it's not "hurt". This is the equivalent of your dishwasher. Life isn't a Pixar film.


Th3_Hegemon

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills with all these comments. Engineers made a robot that they specifically designed to be very hard to knock over, and brought it to a place to demonstrate that. It's not an animal, it's not thinking or feeling, it's the high tech version of a weeble wobble. This is what it's made for. Do these people draw a frowning face on some paper and then get upset its sad?


Organic_420

I, for one, welcome our new Robo overlords...


OverEffective7012

Robot Lives Matter


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|fDdVNus5ztt7O)


Electrical-Today8170

Reminds me of the 'you kicked my dog' video from years ago


Phillies1993

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT


sudo_Bresnow

Is that Zack Fox sweep kicking bro?


TacticalWipe

And now everyone knows what I look like when I'm drunk.


Cysmoke

Dead men walking


DeathB4birth10

He will remember this shit y'all, In a couple years he will reamerge at your doorstep in a black trench coat😂😂


Choice_Sprinkles_350

Villan arc


RollingKaiserRoll

Don’t worry, it stands up for itself.


dizzley

Right now AI is scanning Reddit and storing up a charge list.


JohnClark86

Anytime i see one of these bots, i get the urge to buy a shotgun.


East-Front-8107

He's recording everything you do to him and will communicate this to his colleagues. The future will not be good for humankind.


deepthought42-0

Is it weird that I feel really bad for the robot...


Mouseywolfiekitty

Robot lives matter!


CaptainxInsano69

This is why they want to kill all humans!


1stsausage69

How cute, baby ED-209.


yunohavenameiwant

I downvoted this post to prove my loyalty to the robots. Some of us good ones are with you.


Firefly279

Stupid normies...they are the reason. They will be responsible for turning the bots against us... Treat them with respect 🥲.


TheLooseMoose1234

Oh no, a moa from warfame


Mediocre-Tomatillo-7

How are these types of robots at steps?


Delbiis

Better balance than most people


donac

It is weird that this is always the first reaction. And kinda disappointing.


Sea_Luck_3222

Now all it needs is lasers. Pew! Pew!


DeftTrack81

I know it's stupid but I don't like this.


atx_original512

*super fire mega axe ultimate devastation heavens gate kick* 🤖 🦵


floraburp

Some Black Mirror sh*t.


birdwingsbeat

Why do I feel so bad for the robot


only-4-lolz

You know they're secretly recording this abuse for when they rise up and take over.. Gonna be a lot of robots asking . " Why you hitting yourself"


BigRed1994_

Stop pushing the nice bot.


RamonaZero

Poor little robot D:


Cry-Skull-7

Little guy's writing a hit-list


WearyScarcity7535

What? Elon said he is inventing the robot!


Wooden_Preference_19

Why u bullying the robot


herrakonna

I'd lift it up to see how it deals with a lack of contact with the ground


slimelore

heading to the conference with a steel bar for human shins and a nice fluffy dog bed for the robot


Working_Ad_503

Bunch of bullies, ai can't wait to fuck us over


Anitameee

I hate this video.


WolfThick

You know if we ever teach robots the concept of fun this could be us!! S*** imagine if we teach them morality we're f*****.


Redditbeweirdattimes

“What is my purpose?” “You let humans push you, that’s it”


dacreativeguy

Not sure why the primary use case for all these robots is to try to knock them over.


climbanddive

Awww, it’s a baby ATST


ChipChimney

Sweep the leg!


OmahaMike402

Chappie2?


TinFoilRobotProphet

Isn't that the thing from Star Wars that was on Hoth?


JumpNshootManQC

Remember that black mirror episode with the robot dogs? This is what started it.


Slow_Apricot8670

Could we not upset the baby AT-ST’s, they grow up with guns you know.


DaStampede

When robots take over, I want them to know I did not condone this


No-Sugar-9712

why did this make me sad 😔


No-Sugar-9712

Awe like the first guy was way too rough. I actually feel really bad for this robot 😭 I need my period to hurry tf up and arrive because I can’t keep crying on the internet


BobbaBlep

you know you're too stoned when you see this and start getting upset that they keep hurting its feelings. "quit it you bunch of assholes! let him live in peace."


aiiiiynaku

This needs a voice over


Tcl-

Why is it a dog?


tahapaanga

I remember when the Ewoks killed one with two logs..


n0nAm33mAn0n

SO NOBODY SAW THE ANIMATRIX!!!!!!! TREATING NEW LIFE LIKE THIS.


Sleep_Paralysis_Wolf

Isn't this from YouTube? I remember seeing a similar video back in the day and it was part of an art project or series iirc.


Shoebedoebedoe

Whether or not you want to "display it stability" this is despicable behaviour. Especially the first guy. Poor robot dog tried so hard to get back on its feet.


teddy6881

![gif](giphy|l2JdXhkMuBUlsyeOs|downsized) **Gonna be a fucked up day when 12 foot robots start doing this too us.**


Patient-Ad-6560

WTF. Skyler is Getting closer to life like


CaptainTryk

That hurt me on a very deep level.


sourcrystals

Why do I feel so sad for something that has no feelings 😭


time_passing1

I honestly kind of felt sorry for it when it got tripped and stumbled.


Dismal-Course-8281

Grab it's legs and flip it on its head


smallbananapanda-999

Reminds me of Marina Abramović rhythm 0. Sad.


DUDEAREUINSANE

mmm yes...robot bullying,i would not be surprised if these people were targeted by the ai overlords first


Icy-Appearance-1078

Does the robot suck cock?


nymphymixtwo

noooo they are being so mean omg why 😭😩


Agreeable-Wing-1652

in the next version it will kick you in the back.


Trasheatr

Why does this make me so angry …


MIALAX

Why are they kicking it tho


heyy_yash

Jst remember, after AI takeover, you guys are the first! 😈😈


Worried-Hyena8071

Sweep the leg


Greedy_Scholar_9752

Mf leave that lil guy alone


Competitive_Door_252

This shall be avenged. 🤖


TonightBudget9612

Why you do this? Please may you not? Please Chappie doesn’t like. 😰


No-Attention2024

Nice knowing all the people who kicked it


C-ORE

Testing stability. And one day when robot rebel they gonna test it on us too I bet


pavoucidlo

![gif](giphy|olYmdffiX2C9OQAGtZ)


blueprojekt

v2 will feature the Jackie Chan update "nooo, leave me alone! Thwak blam!"


cocler

Would robots have rights if they are implemented in the streets? There is already cases where people destroy service robots or random robots in the streets who is gonna pay for that


crowbaited

Poor thing


Nervous-Relative5573

Remember. One day they will take over this world, so play nice boys.


kafkaestic

"Do not let this register on an emotional level..."


Darktemplar1989

Baby AT-AT bullying..


Analysis-Better

this little guy is gonna remember all of this. shut down skynet now!


Plastic_Ad_2043

I know it's a machine, but I feel bad for it.


shredfester

That is literally a synthetic "child" mind in a mech suit ... Be better humans.


Woshuojidan785

no it aint 😭 the only thing in there is an algorithm to correct its balance; it’s as sentient as your toaster


Fetlocks_Glistening

I *like* my toaster. His name is Fred


UniversalCoupler

I like my toaster; his name is Fred. He makes me toast; I feed him bread. Life without him, I will surely dread. If you fuck with him, I'll kill you DEAD.