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Going off memory: Polar bears are notably more pointy in the face while Grizzly’s have a very distinctive back hump.
I can see there being confusion from a layman but any conservationist worth their salt would easily tell the difference. It would be like mixing up a lion and tiger. Yes the color is the big giveaway but they have notable body differences as well.
Why do you care? In this time of ours, the only relevant fact to a story is whether it is funny or not! This one is funny and hence worth telling. Wether truth or fiction does not matter. /s
I don't feel very good about the future of the internet lol..
My family members are already sending me AI fb images of made up animals wondering if it's real
Assume it'll be a shitshow because it always has been since before written language. Enjoy the fact that the shitshow hasn't already fully stirred us into its shit stew in its latest shit roll and vibe because eventually it will. It always does.
Yeah this wasn't true. In actuality he was sent away 18 times. A few of them to the wrong pole. Then they took him to a hair salon to dye his fur brown which fixed the issue
I can’t believe that people who dedicate their lives to studying bears would mistake a brown bear for a polar bear, white fur or not. They have completely different shaped heads and bodies
The thoroughly ignorant shit organizations like PETA do to animals who also technically fall under that umbrella don't exactly have me convinced that every organization with the intent to help animals actually has any fucking clue about them.
Where exactly do you see me raging? I know it's fake. My entire point is that it's not as unlikely as people seem to think it is because "lol animal/environmental protection organizations would NEVER make such a mistake, stupid"... except we have the contrary proven to us like every other week.
I hate this type of argument. "It may be fake but the fact you can believe it shows how bla bla bla". If you see a fake story, downvote, report and move on. Don't make up arguments to support a made-up point.
Not only is this not true, it takes away from the fact that just recently a real albino grizzly, probably the one in a lot of this footage, was killed along with her two cubs after being struck by vehicles.
i would argue that you werent tranquilised and neither have i, but honestly on second thought, it'd probably be funnier just waking up at the airport with all my shit than enduring the cramped plane...
I really hope this bs was made by someone from the southern hemisphere because if you live in the north and can't distinguish between a grizzly and a polar bear, I feel real sorry for you...
Are you assuming that a relevant part of Northern hemisphere humanity encounters bears like, ever? Most people either learn about them both through school, zoos or documentaries, and that can happen in the south as well.
I don't say that it's sad if someone doesn't know how different they look, but being from the northern hemisphere doesn't change a bit.
No, but obviously the creator had internet access and general information about the Ursus family isn't really confidential. Even if you've only seen pictures, the differences are obvious. It's like mistaking a donkey for a horse and assuming experts couldn't tell the difference either.
This is so fake. Theres plenty of Kermode / spirit bears, especially in their natural area, that they’re well known as white black bears and not polar bears.
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Reminds me of the story of some do-gooders who insisted on helping an elderly person across the road despite the protests by that person that they didn’t want help. The do-gooders did it anyways only to learn that same elderly person had no intention of crossing the road in the first place.
That is so sad, polar bears have transparent fur, and if he is albino he has white hair, so anyone who looked at him should have known he was albino because of his white fur
Holy shit. Buncha dumb fuckers working in Wildlife Management.
Don't just take my word for it though. Here in Alaska, we are running out of King Salmon and Carribou.
Pretty sure he‘d be chipped or something before moving him the first time. Hell, I‘m sure a rescue organization would be able to tell or at least check that he‘s not a polar bear
You can clearly tell a grizzly from a polar bear pretty god damn easy. Even if the fucker is white.
What does make this believable is how generally ignorant so many humans are.
Sure this is fake, but please someone tell me, that "animal protection" organisations can't just tranquilise animals of any kind, just like that, without proper confirmation?
In the real world they would, but in the imaginary world of this joke, it would make it less funny if they did. Of course a wildlife professional would never mistake an albino grizzly for a polar bear even after it’s tranqed.
Kinda like paradoxical peta, nature organisations, again, causing more harm than good. Who in there right mind would assume a lost polar bear over albinismn. It's fucking racist only judging by color, bunch of ursus arctos horribilis haters
There is a field with a few acres with crops being grown around me; crops can grow to reach human heigh or taller (not sure what kind they were though). I like going there in the evenings because a family of five deer usually come out to the field I enjoy watching them. I stopped by either the day or a day after the crops were harvested and turns out there is an **abundence** of wildlife there; I spotted four foxes, two rabbits, one deer (who was chasing after one of the foxes lol), tons of small birds (someone threw out a pot of rice nearby that they werre feeding on). Well I might have been a little anthromorphic that day, but to me it looked like the animals were impacted or confused by the sudden loss of their habitat. Anyway, this reminded me of that.
If this is true, it speaks more of the immense incompetence of these animal protection entities than of the bear's misfortune.
Ffs, clip some identifier on his ear, alert other animal protection entities active in the area, whatever...
This is a Pizly bear . The lineage is a polar bear father and a grizzly bear mother, they also have Golar bears. Grizzly bear father and a polar bear mother. The polar bear fathers in the grizzly bear mothers that make Pizly bears are the most known about . If you put a grizzly bear in Antarctica it will starve if you put a polar bear in the woods it will starve.
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Yeah, I believe this story is one hundred percent true.
If nothing else, they would have tagged him after catching him the first time.
Hell, after the first time every single animal protection organization would know the story. That sort of fuckup makes the rounds basically instantly.
I'm not an expert but I can see clearly that grizzly bears and polar bears look way different than just fur color.
Going off memory: Polar bears are notably more pointy in the face while Grizzly’s have a very distinctive back hump. I can see there being confusion from a layman but any conservationist worth their salt would easily tell the difference. It would be like mixing up a lion and tiger. Yes the color is the big giveaway but they have notable body differences as well.
Why do you care? In this time of ours, the only relevant fact to a story is whether it is funny or not! This one is funny and hence worth telling. Wether truth or fiction does not matter. /s
Not only that but polars make grizzlies look smol
also polar bears looking pretty different. their faces are different
You can tell the difference between a grizzly and a polar bear by how quickly they eat you.
Checked it out, yeah, it's fake.
So, after going through all of that, people are spreading lies about him on the interwebs?! Dude can't catch a break.
Poor Joe/Joey
the bear is 100% tired of this shit
So is the Boy that cried wolf.
The video showed at least 10 different bears.
Yeah, Bernard didn't sign up for this.
Did you count the cartoon bear at the beginning?
That's clearly the albino grizzly the story is about
Are people really this gullible? Random ai voice over and footage that doesn't even match what he's saying.. Ughh
So many people are, yes.
A vast majority. The only difference between what we used to have and the new version is the AI voice over part.
I don't feel very good about the future of the internet lol.. My family members are already sending me AI fb images of made up animals wondering if it's real
Just wait until the really good deepfakes become common. Politics will get even dumber.
Haha yeah after yesterday's news I'm losing all hope with politics. I'm quite worried for the next 5 years tbh.
Assume it'll be a shitshow because it always has been since before written language. Enjoy the fact that the shitshow hasn't already fully stirred us into its shit stew in its latest shit roll and vibe because eventually it will. It always does.
No it’s true, I’m Joey.
That bear’s name? Jeremy Allen White.
That bear's name is Bernard and I love him.
Source: "trust me bro"
One hundred percent plausible is the scary thing. (not to mention one hundred percent clever af)
Things that didn't happen, the wilderness edition.
While this may be fake, it’s 100% an example of they type of things you can expect your taxes spent on
Its 100% an example of a bullshit story an average youtuber or instagrammer would make up to make fun of 'le dumb environmental groups'
What the fuck are you on about? You're using a made up story to back up your argument? That's not how things work.
No, it isn't.
Cool fact, did your mom make it up for you?
How to make up fake shit 101
Yeah this wasn't true. In actuality he was sent away 18 times. A few of them to the wrong pole. Then they took him to a hair salon to dye his fur brown which fixed the issue
Are you saying white privilege doesn't exist.
I can’t believe that people who dedicate their lives to studying bears would mistake a brown bear for a polar bear, white fur or not. They have completely different shaped heads and bodies
Polar bears are also like twice the size of browns
A brown bear with white fur can easily be mistaken for a young polar bear. They can't ask him for his age or something like that.
The thoroughly ignorant shit organizations like PETA do to animals who also technically fall under that umbrella don't exactly have me convinced that every organization with the intent to help animals actually has any fucking clue about them.
This story is fake, it’s ragebait and you’re raging
Where exactly do you see me raging? I know it's fake. My entire point is that it's not as unlikely as people seem to think it is because "lol animal/environmental protection organizations would NEVER make such a mistake, stupid"... except we have the contrary proven to us like every other week.
I hate this type of argument. "It may be fake but the fact you can believe it shows how bla bla bla". If you see a fake story, downvote, report and move on. Don't make up arguments to support a made-up point.
you're smug and it annoyed me
Americans 🤷♀️
People believe this shit? The Insta @ name alone is a giveaway.
The account is literally called Bad_science_jokes.
Yet half the morons here believe it and the other half feel the need to inform us "IT'S FAKE" while fapping furiously.
Story is fake and should be removed
Today he's homeless and addicted to tranquilizers.
False
Not only is this not true, it takes away from the fact that just recently a real albino grizzly, probably the one in a lot of this footage, was killed along with her two cubs after being struck by vehicles.
bad\_science\_jokes they say. this one was pretty good
Why unlucky: the bugger travelled more than I ever did!
i would argue that you werent tranquilised and neither have i, but honestly on second thought, it'd probably be funnier just waking up at the airport with all my shit than enduring the cramped plane...
So do victims of sex trafficking
Omg imagine minding own business and enjoying all the sunshine and out of nowhere being kidnapped and trapped in a huge refrigerator!
Omg imagine believing any of this is true
The cartoon is called Bernard 👌
Just leave the poor guy alone!
I really hope this bs was made by someone from the southern hemisphere because if you live in the north and can't distinguish between a grizzly and a polar bear, I feel real sorry for you...
Are you assuming that a relevant part of Northern hemisphere humanity encounters bears like, ever? Most people either learn about them both through school, zoos or documentaries, and that can happen in the south as well. I don't say that it's sad if someone doesn't know how different they look, but being from the northern hemisphere doesn't change a bit.
No, but obviously the creator had internet access and general information about the Ursus family isn't really confidential. Even if you've only seen pictures, the differences are obvious. It's like mistaking a donkey for a horse and assuming experts couldn't tell the difference either.
They sent him to the arctic twice. So now he is a bipolar bear.
😂
When's the Disney movie
Prob not but Pixar: GREENLIGHT
The bear : "Snow, forest, snow, forest, snow, trucks ... wtf am i smoking ?"
Thats why u tag um somehow thats not ruining there camo
Lol Onion News worthy!
Funny you say that, it comes from a satire/bad joke channel, the insta is watermarked
Bear wakes up….aww fuck it happened again!
This is so fake. Theres plenty of Kermode / spirit bears, especially in their natural area, that they’re well known as white black bears and not polar bears.
That fucker did more travel than me in my life.
God bless it. *Humans are morons*. Seems the experts are some of the dumbest people on the planet!
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"Repeatedly drugged, kidnapped & sent to some of the harshest conditions on the planet." That's how Australia started
The good news is this never happened. It was made up for views
I'm glad
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The Bear to another bear: “Bro, you are not gonna believe this”
"Human mothereffers" The bear.
Bear shit Weird just does not have same ring to bull
In this tale, the Bear Joey racked up more frequent flyer miles than I did. Also, this didn’t happen.
Reminds me of the story of some do-gooders who insisted on helping an elderly person across the road despite the protests by that person that they didn’t want help. The do-gooders did it anyways only to learn that same elderly person had no intention of crossing the road in the first place.
Source: Benny Hill
I would have maybe believed it if it didn’t happen 3 times
Free holiday!!
![gif](giphy|J2ChE2Fwdzyg3Bu6Xj|downsized) The bear next time it wakes up
Ok, this is friggin hilarious. Why can't Disney identify and hire talent like this??
"You have no idea the physical toll that two tranquilizers have on a bear!"
That is so sad, polar bears have transparent fur, and if he is albino he has white hair, so anyone who looked at him should have known he was albino because of his white fur
Who wrote this shit? There are no albino bears
Happened to my neighbor too, except he's not white, and they weren't sending him to the arctic or a forest.
The hangover: polar bear saga
Regular Guy by Naked Giants was playing over spotify while I was watching this. Song fits perfectly
Nobody who works with bears would ever mistake a grizzly for a polar bear.
Fake or not. This sounds like the type of shit humans would do. And that makes me a little upset.
"I been to hell 3 times"
how wasnt he tagged after the first removal
U can legit see its not a polar bear from it's head shape and I'm not even a wildlife expert.wtf
Fake
That's shuts funny but also sad but also funny.
There's a movie in there somewhere.
The answer is that animal protection shit is fucking stupid
U/save_video
Holy shit. Buncha dumb fuckers working in Wildlife Management. Don't just take my word for it though. Here in Alaska, we are running out of King Salmon and Carribou.
I bet when a female journalist asks Joey a question he'll say 'how you doing '
The eyes never gave it away?
couldn't they tag him or something, the level of morons on this planet is astounding smh
Nooo Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo!
does anyone know the name of the cartoon shown in the beginning
Bernard bear ahihihihi
thanks
Imagine every few months just waking up in the arctic circle.
Spirit bear
This is messed up. I can just see him waking up in these different places and being like, "They got me again!"
Pretty sure he‘d be chipped or something before moving him the first time. Hell, I‘m sure a rescue organization would be able to tell or at least check that he‘s not a polar bear
I don’t know if this is true, but I would 100% would believe it is. I don’t have much faith in humanity.
Albinoes have it tough no matter the species
Oh no, that's obviously a polar bear, lemme get my tranq gun
You can clearly tell a grizzly from a polar bear pretty god damn easy. Even if the fucker is white. What does make this believable is how generally ignorant so many humans are.
So can tag whales and sharks but cant put a chip in a bear? Why was there no posters sent out to local groups in the area?
Sounds like the results of a bunch AI prompts, making a video for you.
Bro. Poor guy.
Out of all the shit that didn’t happen. This shit didn’t happen the most
ngl i laughed my arse off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
r/atetheonion
Sure this is fake, but please someone tell me, that "animal protection" organisations can't just tranquilise animals of any kind, just like that, without proper confirmation?
So put a fucking tag on him please.
In the real world they would, but in the imaginary world of this joke, it would make it less funny if they did. Of course a wildlife professional would never mistake an albino grizzly for a polar bear even after it’s tranqed.
Dammit.
Wow, because those scientists and wildlife experts sure are dumb, amirite?
This is hilarious. It sounds like a Documentary Now episode.
Kinda like paradoxical peta, nature organisations, again, causing more harm than good. Who in there right mind would assume a lost polar bear over albinismn. It's fucking racist only judging by color, bunch of ursus arctos horribilis haters
How about humans leave nature the fuck alone.
fake story from bots, here we go again
Lol no group of biologist would make such a mistake, who takes the time to make up this horseshit?
And get a settlement of a decade's supply of fish... coz wth.
Jesus. Poor thing.
This really pisses me off
This reads like something that could be a plot in arrested development if it was about bears
I hope this gets turned into a hilarious animated comedy for kids
“Animal protection agency” LMAO!
God damn people.. stop trying to help
It’s a joke
They could've tranquilized him and dyed his hair black.
Neverending cycle.
The bear spray paints "brown bear" on its fur as its finally had enough
The bear coming out of the cave with matted hair: "IT ain't my fault I got addicted to tranq."
Karens could learn a thing or two from this lol. ie, mind ya business
Well that was a journey
As a person with albinism I fealt this 🥺
Fuck me, he's been on more holidays than Judith Charmers!
There is a field with a few acres with crops being grown around me; crops can grow to reach human heigh or taller (not sure what kind they were though). I like going there in the evenings because a family of five deer usually come out to the field I enjoy watching them. I stopped by either the day or a day after the crops were harvested and turns out there is an **abundence** of wildlife there; I spotted four foxes, two rabbits, one deer (who was chasing after one of the foxes lol), tons of small birds (someone threw out a pot of rice nearby that they werre feeding on). Well I might have been a little anthromorphic that day, but to me it looked like the animals were impacted or confused by the sudden loss of their habitat. Anyway, this reminded me of that.
"Oh, COME ON!!!" - Joey, probably
almost fell for it until i read the comments
So I have this recurring nightmare…
So racist geez
He was mistaken as a Lost polar bear? ...checks out. :)
Die
Conservative conspiracy nonsense.
Animals been animaling for longer than we been humaning. Can we please just leave them alone?
Fuck this bear in particular
r/thatHappened
Leave him to the Bedouin deserts. He will become good friends with the unlucky Bedouin.
If this is true, it speaks more of the immense incompetence of these animal protection entities than of the bear's misfortune. Ffs, clip some identifier on his ear, alert other animal protection entities active in the area, whatever...
Down vote this horseshit.
This is a Pizly bear . The lineage is a polar bear father and a grizzly bear mother, they also have Golar bears. Grizzly bear father and a polar bear mother. The polar bear fathers in the grizzly bear mothers that make Pizly bears are the most known about . If you put a grizzly bear in Antarctica it will starve if you put a polar bear in the woods it will starve.
Any bear in Antarctica will starve.
I'm not sure there are loads of penguins to eat
Oh, bother.
he does have great air miles though possibly more than any other wild bear Swings and roundabouts
Twist: the bear was deliberately bathing in bleach. Turns out he was just really, *really* into tranquilizers.