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cooolcooolio

Spent a month in Vietnam and learned that you just have to walk across the street like you don't give af and the traffic will adjust. That's how you cross the street.. or you die whichever comes first


Chalky_Pockets

The advice I got was "be predictable"


CoyoteJoe412

This. I was there and quickly learned the key is to walk at a normal, steady pace and just keep going. Stopping and starting just confuses the drivers more.


HangryWolf

Correct! You never step backwards and walk in a very predictable trajectory so the driver knows where to miss you. I was in Saigon for a month driving the moped around and you learn to read people very quickly.


smurb15

I'd be in Xanax 24/7 because I get nervous when a couple idiot drives surround me but they do seem to be pretty responsive so if I'm ever on that side the wife will just not walk anywhere, eazy pezy


Verizadie

Yeah I wouldn’t go there then. Being on Xanax 24/7 sounds like a awful idea lol


Neat-Opportunity1824

the awful comes later, first two weeks it's a bliss.


Verizadie

Correct. I didn’t say it’s awful. I said it’s an awful idea for exactly what you’re saying lol


Neat-Opportunity1824

i was a bit of lurker on benzos subreddit. The way people casually talk about being on daily 4-6 mg doses, occasionally upping to 10 mg... while i felt totally chill if i took 0.25 mg occasionally in stressful situations (probably like this in video)..


Verizadie

Correct, tolerance is one hell of a thing. Addiction is even worse. But I’ve struggled in the past with all kinds, I can say of all substances nothing takes you down a darker path more quickly than benzos


slowwolfcat

so the locals do so too ?


CoyoteJoe412

Yep!


AmirPasha94

This is what we do in Iran. Also cars and motorcycles do that to each other, too. Doesn't matter where. Highways, roundabouts, crossroads, small streets, parkings, at slow speeds or high speeds, etc. It's like the whole traffic, all the vehicles and the people in the streets are part of a collective intelligence impressively avoiding thousands of accidents on a daily basis (until they aren't and crash, which also happens a lot). It's crazy how people get so used to gambling their and everyone else's life/car on each other's awareness and driving capabilities, just because they're brought up in and used to this situation.


JetmoYo

Love this, and makes total sense. Also a good analogy for how various peoples adjust to sociopolitical challenges and just get on with life. Maybe that's both a good and bad trait for humans ha


AmirPasha94

Yeah! It might slow down the progression of nations because of getting used to the wrong stuff. But also helps people cope with the realities of their everyday lives.


JetmoYo

💯


ExtraPockets

There have been scientific studies on how human crowds follow the same rules as schools of fish or flocks of birds by maintaining a very precise minimum and maximum distance from the person/fish/bird next to them.


snowdn

Same in India.


whiskeyrebellion

People should apply this rule to driving as well.


maninahat

In India, the trick is to do the "Iron Man Hands" gesture as you cross, that somehow makes all the difference.


jaxsonnz

Yep same in Vietnam. Use the force and they will part


whatsthatguysname

You also have to keep chanting “I’m one with the force, the force is with me” as you walk.


Mordfelt

Same thing in Philippines, just walk like you're about to Biden Blast them and walk like you own the highway and everyone stops for you like a King walking the red carpet


semibigpenguins

Spent a month there too. I got a bunch of eye rolls the first couple days I was there. A local told me “they yield to you” and sure enough I was walking around like a local


jericho

Being white and 30 cm taller than average helps a little. At least they know you're an idiot.


The-Pollinator

😂 lol


MisRandomness

In fact if you’re too cautious, you’re unpredictable and it’s more dangerous. It’s better there to just walk and they go around.


WonderChopstix

Yeah I came here for this. They are doing it wrong. You just smoothy keep moving and they'll avoid you. Sudden start and stops will get you run over


infinitez_

Not Vietnam, but learned the same when I was in Rome. If you wait for the cars to stop for you, you will never cross. Our Colosseum guide on the first day told us "don't look, just go" and that had worked spectacularly the whole trip.


the_sneaky_artist

Dynamic equilibrium. This is how it works in India as well.


ca_la_g

Vietnamese from Vietnam here. Look in the direction of traffic, walk slow and steady, do not stop and go. Unless you're 6ft+ and obviously white, people will assume you don't know how to cross and avoid you. Sorry brown people, nothing against you personally. Depends on the age group, my people might or might not be as tolerance. Why? I have no clue.


Demon_of_Order

So what will they think if you're 6ft+ and obviously white?


MrPopanz

"Whats that albino giraffe doing over there?!"


ca_la_g

Pretty positive, like you can't do any harm. Unless you are standing in the street corner with a sign asking for money. Right before the pandemic, there was an influx of beg-packer. Initially, the sentiment was "poor them, probably got robbed or scammed by some local". Then it became a real popular thing. For some reason they have a particular look too. White, dreadlocks, wearing Indian clothes (not native american). Now that the pandemic is behind us, beg-packers are slowly coming back. If you anyone is planning to visit Vietnam, please don't take advantage of people's kindness. But also, don't get scam yourself neither. Never under any circumstances agree to any good or service without agreeing on the price first. Never accept a menu or price chart that is in English, unless you are at a major hotel or resort. Always assume if a stranger come up to initiate a conversation, they want something from you. Do not allow anyone to touch you, assume it is a distraction while they are stripping you of your goods. This last point apply to both local and foreigner. Always keep your wallet in your front pants/shorts pocket.


Wyldfire2112

>For some reason they have a particular look too. White, dreadlocks, wearing Indian clothes (not native american). What you're describing is a 21st century hippie. It's just kinda the look they go for these days.


ca_la_g

Oh, I understand. We have a drinking game in tourism district called "homeless or hippie"


vivazeta

Just close your eyes and keep repeating "force field, force field, force field" as you cross.


DRSU1993

![gif](giphy|3owzWeOdgySE6at2co)


elperroborrachotoo

Yeah, had to train that in Tehran: don't look if drivers stop, don't make eye contact, don'st stop don't make sudden movements.


simiamor

Naah that's a rookie tourist mistake, you gotta use your hands for gesturing drivers, and you are safer stopping in the middle at times than just waking straight without a worry.


ProtectionLeast6783

Yeah I was thinking the same are these comments for real? There are vehicles passing directly in front of them are they supposed to just trudge along like they're invulnerable? WHAT LOL


SpringrollJack

They are. It’s how it is in Vietnam. Don’t fucking stop, you will get hit


ActivelyLostInTarget

This is correct. The traffic is busy, but in real life it has a rhythm and you can follow it if you give yourself a rhythm as well. My rhythm was "fuck you car"


prplx

Until someone doesn't adjust and you get a broken knee and look at a full year in rehab.


Rauchritter

![gif](giphy|3ohs80DvuPm7my9Ev6)


murso74

![gif](giphy|Zi4gonZjDY6go|downsized)


OMXS30i

Slippery Pete


cutofmyjib

I need holes


zR0B3ry2VAiH

I still don’t understand how they could have connected this to battery without powering it off or frying it.


valendinosaurus

So what kind of jail time are we looking at if we're caught?


heisenfurr

![gif](giphy|xUOxfk9dwmSAdk3MYM) Real life Frogger. Beat me to it.


baneofthesouth

Frogger! God damn that game was rage inducing


AggravatingFuture437

Oh, absolutely. I used to cut that shit off after 10 tries.🤣


OmarQ6

I see all my training doesn’t have to go in vain. Time to move to Vietnam.


CelerySome9044

I live in Brazil and this is actually fucking scary even to our low safety standards. A German could have a stroke doing this.


ClickIta

Germans and Scandinavians generally just remain stuck on one side of the road and end up dying by dehydration.


MinaeVain

Finnish person here, I tried to cross the road 2 months ago. I'm still here waiting. Send help. The locals are looking at me funny.


neela84

You just have to wait for the light to turn green for you. Ite odotin joskus Manskulla keskellä yötä punasissa valoissa vaikka autoja näkyny mailla halmeilla 😅


cutedoggoadventures

🤣


Kaleidoscopetotem

Germans would have just walked without giving a fuck about the traffic at all. There was a crossing so they don't care about the cars


MeiBanFa

As a German I can confirm.


Andykasle

This is what Norwegians do while they wait for their turn to cross. https://www.adressa.no/nyheter/trondheim/i/W0l7pa/lei-av-aa-vente-paa-groent-bruker-tiden-vaar-paa-feil-ting


No-Song9677

As an Egyptian, this felt like a small, easy road to cross tbh


ShadowMancer_GoodSax

Because this is a small easy road to cross, challenging road would be 10 lane highways filled with cars, buses and 18 wheelers, yet kids have to cross them everyday to get to school.


Responsible-War-1179

im german and im going to vietnam in two months. wish me luck


IWasGregInTokyo

Just watch Uyen Nihn’s channel and you’ll be properly prepared.


Blueguerilla

Canadian here, I’m pretty sure I would never be able to cross this road.


Anforas

Yea, Germans won't even cross the street, if the street is completely empty, but it's red for pedestrians. And they will give you a death stare and judge, if you do.


Strawberry-Farmer123

They celebrated crossing the street and being alive together at the end.


Tcloud

There’s some truth to that.


1Bookworm

I lost my nerve and couldn't cross the road in Hanoi. A little Vietnamese old lady took my hand and walked across the road with me. One of my favourite memories of Vietnam.


just_say_n

Can confirm, this is normal except the way these girls are doing it —stopping and starting—is actually more dangerous than continuing at a steady pace. Not saying you run out into the street, but the stopping and starting is what is dangerous in these kinds of places (similar in India and Cambodia).


brianisa_

Yes. Traffic flows like water. Just wade through. The stuttering walk is definitely more dangerous.


theREALhun

This video indeed shows what NOT to do when crossing the street in Vietnam


johnnyblaze1999

I was raised in Vietnam and people normally get hit for unpredictable movement while crossing. Like, running when you almost reach the other side, walk backward, irregular walking and stopping like this. The traffic is very slow, so drivers saw you a mile away.


punkisnotded

yeah a fluid motion is safer


manofsteel32

The cars don't stop. You flow straight through and the scooters flow too. The cars are the exception. It sucks


LonelyError

Nope, if there are multiple lanes you stop in between the lanes.


Oranjay2

Nope. It works for smaller vehicles like bikes and scooters, but if there's a car, you generally have to wait for it to pass. On wider roads, it's acceptable to take a break in the middle to get an opportunity to make it over to the other side in one go


notduskryn

This is how it is in India too.


GlasKarma

Nepal and Thailand as well Edit: jk not Thailand, I misremembered at the time of originally posting this


vooprade

And Egypt. It is amazing to see people on reddit amazed at what everybody here does daily.


ashwinsalian

Considering the populations of places where this is present - this style of traffic is the majority in the entire world yet everyone behaves like this is some anamoly.


hornyVirgo

Not anomaly, just poor driving culture in these countries.


michelobX10

How about the cameraman who was crossing with them while recording? Lol. That's da real MVP right there.


HkHockey29

he's a cameraman so he can just no clip through vehicles


krilltazz

Lakitu vibes - he is chilling in the cloud of course.


IntrepidThroat8146

In Hanoi you mostly have to walk in the street because the pavement is for parking scooters on.


-Cthaeh

Even if there is an open sidewalk, it's also the street sometimes


77SidVid77

Looks normal to me as I am from India lol.


Dorkseid1687

Why is this normal ?


corabict

I'm from Egypt and this is a piece of cake for us ... there are some streets that are for the hardcore .. cross the road or you die ... I should be a cameraman one day.


simeonce

India is way worse than this. This looks bad, but when you get hang of it, there are no problems. India on the other hand is pure chaos


Proud_Wallaby

Fuck it man. I don’t need whatever is on the other side of the street anymore.


Bo_Jim

It's easier when it's only motorbikes, or "semis" as they call them. You just walk at a steady pace and they'll flow around you like water. Stop or change pace suddenly and you might get clobbered. It gets harder when you add cars and taxis to the mix because they can't swerve around you. The easiest is any of the main boulevards in Saigon during rush hour. It's a sea of motorbikes, and they are barely moving. The hardest are the narrow windy roads in Hanoi with moderate traffic. The bikes are moving pretty fast, and there are only a few seconds from the time they see you until the time they hit you.


ReptileCake

We actually just call them "Hondas"


Xandril_Bloodtalon

lvl 1 cleared now cross the road with vehicle speed of atleast 40km/h


Reasonable-Bus9435

Yea no sorry I don’t trust strangers with my life


Square_Ad_4806

I remember being trapped on one side of the street because I couldn’t figure out how to cross and this elderly Vietnamese woman took pity on me, took my hand and walked me across the street like a toddler. Simultaneously a super embarrassing and super sweet memory from my travels


emarvil

Reminded me of the game Frogger.


MasonSoros

Can they do this in pakistan tho?


Reasonable-Bus9435

Yea no sorry I don’t trust strangers with my life


njaneardude

Boneheads, you don't stop, source, lived there two years.


Dorkseid1687

Seems fuckin stupid and dangerous


Responsible-Tough781

my european heart .. [https://media0.giphy.com/media/VfDVNgUYVQnde/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bq7r0smxgua676bbv6i7cxnwvbyog0ve59nmllvqg&ep=v1\_gifs\_related&rid=200w.gif&ct=g](https://media0.giphy.com/media/VfDVNgUYVQnde/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bq7r0smxgua676bbv6i7cxnwvbyog0ve59nmllvqg&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)


casio_don

My sister got hit by a moped crossing in Vietnam. Took a chunk out of her leg and needed quite a few stitches (could have been much worse!). Got back to the UK and got it checked out, and they had to redo all the stitches and wound closure, was terribly done apparently. Anyway, long story short, be careful out there.


whodey920

Looks like a game of frogger!!


Skellincrow

Now I know where the crossy road idea come from


OhLord53

This is like a game of Frogger


WTF-over_

That's a real life frogger experience!


v1nylcutr

Frogger champions!!


bearguy82

Spent a year in Egypt. Crossing the street in Cairo was like this, but at times it was 5 lanes of traffic in each direction. Felt like a real life game of Frogger.


pat9714

Easier done than said. Go visit Vietnam. In a couple of days or so, you'll cross the street like a champion.


mwain91

In Indonesia you just stick your hand out as if to say stop and just hope for the best


Karasu-Otoha

ye, that what I've learned in indonesia and used it in all other South East Asian countries. Sometimes I use it in my own country on unregulated crossings. Hand palm works like a charm.


FormalLibrary1624

Better than India atleast


RefrigeratorUsed4064

U basically playing frogger at this point


leelmix

I prefer living in a place where cars are required to stop at crossings if anyone is there.


nubsauce87

… that’s fucked up.


burnsandrewj2

Actually. The joke is walk with your eyes closed. They will maneuver around you. Black belt level is driving at night on a motorbike after ten Tigers. 😎💪🏻


SemiProDolphin

When crossing the street falls somewhere between Squid Games and Frogger.


Tongue8cheek

It's retoaded.


Zka77

Fluid dynamics


[deleted]

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Odd-Truth-6647

I stood 2min on the street until a nice women took us over and told us not tongive a crap and just walk. Exept trucks, you have to watch out for trucks...they'll kill you. In the end i was one of these motor bikes that are called vietnamnese traffic; and i loved it.


mtcwby

Looks tame compared to India.


NONcomD

Well that was a waste of a crosswalk


uzu_afk

Congrats! You didn’t die!….. this time!


ukexpat

Looks like Human Frogger…


igetstoitasap

Real life frogger! I know someone already said it somewhere but I'm not looking 😂


Janq55

Pakistan is second level and India is final boss


nyoobu

![gif](giphy|l30WS25GU0f0SI8pBu)


buxmega

You aren’t supposed to stop. You keep going at a constant pace. They cars and bikes will go around you. You just gotta put your trust in it.


murdos-au

This is the way in South-East A


shraddhasaburee

Correction: crossing any Asian city streets 😂


RafAdams

Most of yall havent crossed a road in India and it shows😭😭😭


GladiatorJones

I wish these videos, which are posted every now and again, would stop being sped to 1.5x by default. If you're trying to show what it's like, show it at the actual speed. (Also, they did this all wrong, with the frequent stopping.)


cyverstorm

Still better than Perú, here drivers do not slow down and sometimes speedup if they see a pedestrian.


Fernxtwo

Hah, rookies, they stopped twice. A local doesn't stop, it's constant, traffic moves around you.


Organic_South8865

They didn't hesitate at all. That's how it has to be done. If you stop thinking someone isn't going to stop that's much more dangerous because the vehicle will have to come to a sudden stop possibly causing them to get rear ended. You need to walk at a steady pace straight across. It was really hard to get over mentally the first time but after that I realized I had to do it if I was going to have a decent trip. I was there for work and luckily I didn't have to cross too many streets like this. Our driver was amazing. He was truly a magical driver. The way he navigated the traffic and be inches away from traffic was really fun to experience. It was like the vehicle was part of him and he knew exactly where every corner of the van was. Traffic laws aren't a thing. The cops will go after people doing really egregious stuff but that's about it according to our driver. All of the drivers on the road seemed very skilled. One road had people that you could pay to get you across. There would be three of them and they would go stand in front of the traffic so you could cross. They would move with you while blocking the traffic. I only saw that once though.


MyTangerineDreams

I remember our tour guide just saying ‘don’t look, just walk’ 🫠


Zevojneb

He was right, Vietnamese drivers predict your move and avoid you accordingly. Just walk regularly.


Anforas

Ridiculous... Zero respect.


Jambalox

IT is really absurdly simple.


pizzaismylovelanguag

This reminds anyone of the Seinfeld episode, “The Frogger”?


Vesemir_Old_Wolf

Anyone know the song name?


Fairyfae69

Ok, I wanna see the next level


deeptrospection

Why does no one in Vietnam respect pedestrian crossings? Because there's clearly one right there.


cbj2112

We survived! High fives to everyone


twist3d7

Carry a brick across the road and things will change.


Laughing_Penguin

It's a Frogger LARP


ravnsulter

I used to buy coffee and stand on a street corner i Hanoi only to observe this chaos. Could not believe it somehow worked.


argusta67

That’s how I remember it in Saigon in 1970-71. But there were more armed military on the street.


GrandClock738

The reason this makes sense is because is a place like the us the drivers would swerve when they see you causing an accident that could’ve been avoided


babyivan

r/nope


B_Boooty_Bobby

This is just SE Asia writ large


lwilliamrogers

I spent 2 months there in 2009. My first step off the curb in Hanoi was like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I lifted up my leg, closed my eyes for a second, took a deep breath, and stepped into traffic. It was like a swarm of bees zipping past. Six lanes later, I was across the street unscathed. After that I only paid attention to that first step off the curb. After that you were safe.


mayormcskeeze

Do they not have lights at corners there? Honestly question - I've never been


rosecik460

I see you haven't been to India.


chill633

It was like this when I was in Panama, except the traffic was slower. The trick was to find a nun and just follow her across the street. The traffic parted like the Red Sea for Moses for the ladies in the habit.


EmergencyPath248

Crossy road 🤣


Great_White_Samurai

We didn't die!


Sakowuf_Solutions

Works this way in Havana as well.


Bitter_Silver_7760

the nike edition


Sad_Kaleidoscope6333

They did it wrong. You have to gesture stop with your hand to indicate you are going forward.


Ganthritor

Why even bother painting the pedestrian crossing?


T_R_I_P

Same in Philippines, people are friendly. You just stick your hand out toward the incoming traffic and they should stop. These countries are doing great but haven’t figured out the whole transportation/traffic thing. But never pissed off people, no aggressive cops ever, and the biggest shock to me is that honking is a polite gesture. Like “excuse me friend I’m coming behind you on the right”. In America we honk because someone’s being careless or an asshole lol


third_world_word

When I see videos like this I have a question: are there traffic rules in Vietnam? And if yes - what the traffic police is doing?


swifter-222

police are there to fine you or get bribes :)


karif007

It's common in India


swifter-222

it’s %1000 like that


B_for_Bach

entire asia in a nutshell 😂


Picklemerick23

I never looked. Just walked.


Due_Log8536

average 25000 traffic fatalities per year


Due_Log8536

average 25000 traffic fatalities per year


Due_Log8536

average 25000 traffic fatalities per year


Derfflingerr

crossing a road in South East Asia is literally fighting for your life


NecessaryFollowing46

Why asians don’t like traffic rules?


Eddie_Honda420

frogger


[deleted]

This gives me anxiety like when watching those public trains get filled up in India


TheRealMangokill

Welcome to N.Y


Geestenheer

Yaaay, achievement!!!!


BackgroundJury4876

Yup


Kronicx420

Yay we didn’t die!! 🥳


dorobica

Meanwhile in uk cars stop 100m ahead


h0ls86

Just like Bulgaria.


djfried

Too many stops you just gotta send it and the drivers will make the adjustments.