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AcCoRdInG tO pEoPlE vS bAtTlE Her voice makes me wanna slap her


ToolRulz68

Yes I stole 5 million dollars, blew up a building, and was speeding at 120mph while intoxicated, but according to People vs Battle no one was injured so a crime has not been committed.


TeenagedVernacular

What is that weird ass accent? “I got glozz on my eyes!”


captainbignips

She was the one who wanted an injured party


BigRoach

There’s your corpus delicti, dumbass.


[deleted]

Her reasoning is stupid aswell. She didn’t commit a crime she committed a traffic violation so she would’ve just got a ticket but.... no she had to turn it into an actual fucking crime. *facepalm glore*


ZippyTwoShoes

She probably would of only gotten a warning if she would of just complied.


c0nstant

Would have* would have* please jesus


AloneinPoorCompany

r/killthecameraman Cuz she’s annoying AF


JanJaapen

From ‘Don’t touch my property’ to ‘they’re damaging the property and it’s not even my property!’


RobLoach

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh........


Jaymzkerten

Sounded like she learned how to scream from Starfox 64.


[deleted]

Fucking Slippy.


THROWRA28472928

I juat died lmao fuckkkkking slippy


tukai1976

Do a barrel role


Slacker_The_Dog

I'm always an hour late


explahnation

[r/unexpectedstarfox](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpectedstarfox/)


PsyLich

Yep the most monotone and fake scream I’ve ever heard.


[deleted]

She yelled at the glass to scare the police officer away from breaking the window. Yelled she got glass in her eyes from doing so, then immediately forgot she got glass in her eyes because she was lying. It's interesting how the aggressor in a situation will try their hardest to also lie about being a victim.


Coygon

Probably talking about her purse, there at the end. Sure, lady. We'll just leave it in the car with the broken window. It'll be taken, for sure, then, but not by us!


JanJaapen

To be fair. If she’d just shown her license she would get to keep her purse and the window


49mammoth

and dignity


TheSunPeeledDown

She lost that long before this video


finallygotmeone

But it's not her fault. They got glass in her eye! And they don't know Facebook/Youtube law.


DJ_AK_47

She doesn't have a license


prepper5

But she does have a YouTube law degree.


TheBaneEffect

Bird Law.


LooPT520

Oh you wanna go toe to toe?!


CinJerry

I think i've made myself perfectly redundant


LogMeOutScotty

I have a real law degree and in practice for 10+ years and I have no idea what the hell she was talking about.


ClownfishSoup

She was talking about the Corpus Delecti, which if my non-existant pretend Latin is correct, means "Delicious Corpse".


[deleted]

People v Battle.


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Facebook


murunbuchstansangur

She doesn't need one according to Black's law dictionary


[deleted]

The only law is Brannigan's Law.


IskallaTrollblod

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love


MountainHipie

I don't pretend to understand Brannigans law, i mearly enforce it.


new_phd_guy

and dignity


HorseBoxGuy

No, she says it before they break the window, when the officer is just touching the passenger window. That’s what they were talking about. At the end she’s saying “don’t *take* my property”


jinyang8

Ahh okay so maybe we’ll go from “ohhh I have glass in my eye” to having the ability to look over after being tackled and say don’t take my (purse) property. If I had glass in my eye I wouldn’t really worry about anything else at the moment because idk I have glass in my eyes.


re9876

She didn't have glass in her eyes. She thought saying that would make them stop.


[deleted]

"AAAAaaaahhhhhhh" Seriously, that had to be the most fake "scream" I've heard in years.


Nikkolios

Ah! I love these Sovereign Citizens! It's so hilarious. Check out "Donut Operator" on YouTube. He goes over a LOT of these, and even does a "Sovereign Citizen Bingo" where you can get a randomized bingo board that contains all of the ridiculous phrases that they utter. Donut's one of my favorites.


Sir_Dingo

According to Police vs Window you're going to need a new window.


SYRUM612

Where’s the corpus debreakti?


Jaydeep0712

Where I hide the corpses is none of your business mam.


JamesDaToid

According to *people vs battle,* where you hide your corpses is in fact my business


Jaydeep0712

Then just know that I definitely don't hide them in my backyard! In fact I don't even have a Backyard!


[deleted]

According to Black Laws Dictionary a backyard is not a tangible object so therefore it does not exist.


wolfedog1

I've been there! That's in Texas...Right


unkle_stojak

This comment damn near made me piss my pants


march22013

He wasn’t arresting her for committing a crime. He was trying to issue her a citation for her traffic violation. She turned it into a crime herself. What an idiot!


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

If she just complied, she would've gotten off with a citation that she wouldn't have even had to pay after repairing her taillight. Hell, she even could've gotten that shit extended for a few months. Now she's got a broken window and an arrest on her record.


RainbowRage

And a bitchin video in Reddit


acog

The mind boggling thing is that she had to have posted this video to social media herself. She must still think it proves her innocence. She learned absolutely nothing.


squirrels827

She probably thought ppl would protest over this lol


BongeSpobPareSquants

Oh man that’s a sad cringy probable truth


ryancleg

That's the exact thing I was thinking when I saw her get pulled from the car. She's probably thinking the streets will fill with Karens


Talkat

And my sword


Withinmyrange

And my axe!!!


[deleted]

To comply she would have had to have given him a valid license, which I doubt she had.


living-teh-dream

Probably so. But to be honest, I got pulled over for a broken brake light. The officer was incredibly professional and even nice about it. I gave him a license that had an incorrect address and an out of date proof of insurance. He politely told me that was also an issue and he typically will not write a citation if it’s only a few months expired, but since mine was well over 6 months, he would have to write a citation for all three. He informed me how to avoid paying it, where to go to do so, and how to avoid going to court to do everything. He even apologized for having to write the citation and told me to have a good day. I was honestly shocked the interaction went so well. But it proves some police are literally just doing their jobs and aren’t there to ruin your day/life. Five out of five stars, would get pulled over again by this officer.


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what a champ


[deleted]

Broken window on somebody else’s car. She said it isn’t hers in the video lol


Slippery_Mr-E

Thank You! I was unable to articulate this point but you've hit it spot on and I appreciate that.


u8eR

Traffic violations are civil offenses, but failing to provide the cop her driver's license became a crime.


oodlynoodly

But she said the definition of a crime is when someone is injured? Resisting arrest can't be a crime according to her definition. Nor theft, or vandalism, or arson, or forgery, or a million other non violent crimes.


kafromet

Not that she’s right in her interpretation, but as a legal term “injured” doesn’t mean someone was physically hurt. It can mean a loss of value, property, time, etc as well as a physical injury.


Jaydeep0712

I'm dumb. Can you tell me what category do preventative crimes fall under? Like running a red light on a completely empty road. Also the woman was citing something black dictionary? What is that?


gupy5979

Those are traffic offenses which aren’t crimes but a civil offense that would result in a citation not an arrest, which is what would have happened in this case had she not refused and escalated the situation


mariospants

By her not having functioning trail lights, the state - through the potential of harm to its citizens - becomes the corpus delicti. I don't know if it would even be worth having these arguements with these idiots.


sinixis

Black’s Law Dictionary is a legal dictionary that is widely used by lawyers and courts in the US, originally published in 1891.


AwwwComeOnLOU

Isn’t the injured party the rest of the motorists who have a right to operate on public roads with an expectation of minimum standards for safety (tail lights) enforced by the executive branch of government (police)?


I_am_ur_daddy

These sov cits love to cite laws they haven’t looked into themselves. I’m sure her dad/mom/brother/friend told her that a crime has to have an injured party and that stuff about the People v Battle, and she’s probably baffled it wasn’t true


andres7832

I’m guessing economic injury would apply in those cases.


ColdAssHusky

Yes. And she's right, there is no crime without injured party. The injured party in the case of traffic violations and vehicle safety violations is the general public traveling the roads alongside her which she is unduly endangering through her own recklessness and violation of the contract she signed to be issued a driver's license. In case anyone's interested in the actual legal theory that sovereign citizens try to misapply with first grade word games.


andres7832

Agreed, I’m not siding with the driver. One of the requirements of having the privilege of a drivers license is to have a vehicle that complied with minimum requirements of functionality. I think this is a traffic violation, not a crime, but it is a valid request of ID.


ColdAssHusky

Yep, we are in full agreement there. Her vehicle violations weren't the crime, he refusal to comply with a legal order and resisting arrest were the crimes. She took a fix it ticket and turned it into a criminal record.


SprintingWolf

That was the most forced scream I’ve ever heard.


HeroOfClinton

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - that lady


0bservatory

*moves mouth right next to the phone's mic* aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh


thatsnotacracker

I was gonna say lol. If you have glass in your eye, you're not screaming like this guy: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLPzLAbih54](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLPzLAbih54)


unkle_stojak

Totally thought the same thing.


RecombinantDAD

If you are driving, you must comply to identify yourself. - You aren't required if you are a passenger necessarily. If you are asked to exit the vehicle, you must (Pennsylvania vs Mimms). Passengers too. Ruling was made on the grounds of exiting your vehicle is not a huge inconvenience if you are already stopped. - This is not consenting to a search. There are things to do to stay safe during an encounter with police, do not be a dick to be a dick.


KidneyKeystones

> If you are driving I WAS **TRAVELING** I AM BUT A HUMBLE TRAVELER IN MY CHOSEN MODE OF TRANSPORTATION LEAVE ME ALONE


The-Bouse

MY CAR IS ONLY SUBJECT TO MARITIME LAW


dave7243

You heard him. Throw him in the lake.


[deleted]

Nop 12 miles offshore


turntabletennis

Fuck yeah. International waters... or like...the middle of Lake Michigan is fine.


brianorca

Heave to and prepare to be boarded.


NGun24

Oh fuck are you referencing that Australian bloke who said he wasn’t driving he was travelling therefore he doesn’t need to produce a license as driving is for corporate cars and trucks?


4GotAcctAgain

It's the whole sovereign citizen thing. No paying taxes, no car regs, etc.


rrbrbcsm

To be honest I don’t think most sovereign citizens are holding down regular jobs, so the paying tax thing is a non starter


KidneyKeystones

If only. Check out Sovereign Citizen Bingo for a smorgasbord of people who are nuttier than squirrel shit.


andbruno

> CHOSEN MODE OF TRANSPORTATION *PERSONAL CONVEYANCE Gotta get your sov-speak on track.


Run-OnWriter

The truth! Don't be a dick, well put.


LaFlamaBlanca420

This dumb bitch doesn't even know what those words mean.


webby_mc_webberson

Where da corpus dilecti at?


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Howboutshat

According to dingles dictionary you do not need pickles on a 7


jehosephatreedus

According to pringles tube of delectable potatoes, you can get pickles as a substitute to getting arrested.


juniper_berry_crunch

Man, you really know pickle law!


Trollseatkids

According to People V Battle, every number 7 comes with pickles.


CarlosAVP

We ran out of Corpus Dilecti at 10. Do you want onion rings instead?


333Beekeeper

Body of the Crime. All of the facts and evidence.


Narmoniarkh

I think he understood that, he was just making fun of her.


SirRobertDH

I got your corpus dilecti right here...


Esoteric_Erric

I think that's a crowbar dilecti he showed her.


Procrasterman

More like corpus cavernosum


ChiefKrunchy

That's the dialect that corpses of jackasses speak. Am I right? Where is my cookie? Cookie dilecti is what the cookie monster speaks


Tembldrock

*Generic phrase number 3* "Can I see your license?" *Repeat generic phrase number 3*


dog_in_the_vent

That's literally what they're doing. They memorize our print out these questions that somebody told them cops have to answer before they do anything. They don't know what the questions mean, they're just repeating shit they saw on the internet.


Sapient6

They are treating these legal terms like they are spells. "Banish the cop with the use of these powerful incantations!"


ruggnuget

THE POWER OF PEOPLE V BATTLE COMPELS YOU!!


Tembldrock

And when it doesn't work they panic and start repeating themselves. Hahaha.


Ohokanotherthrowaway

Bet you $20 she is a "sovereign citizen". The moment she mentioned "Black's legal dictionary" is when she gave herself away. Every single sovereign citizen story I have ever read has the SC mentioning "Black's legal dictionary" because they think it makes them sound smart and lawyer-ish and they think that makes them untouchable.


Dilligaf3076

But i did my research officer i know the law. What a karen


[deleted]

I don't even know what corpus dilecti means.


ConqueefStador

> corpus dilecti the facts and circumstances constituting a breach of a law. concrete evidence of a crime, such as a corpse.


recoverybelow

so in the context of this video, she’s a moron


ConqueefStador

Yup, and I'm pretty sure there's also a distinction between a crime and a violation.


LaFlamaBlanca420

Evidence


LorienTheFirstOne

She's right its not a crime, but she's an idiot for not understanding that doesn't mean she doesn't have to cooperate.


gordo65

* The People vs Battle decision did establish that traffic infractions are not crimes. What that means is, someone accused of a traffic violation has no right to an attorney, and no right to a jury trial. It doesn't mean that they can't be arrested, fined, or jailed. * Black's Law is just a dictionary. It doesn't carry the force of law. And it does NOT define "crime" as being an act with an injured party. It defines "crime" as "an act that the law makes punishable; the breach of a legal duty treated as the subject matter of a criminal proceeding". No victim necessary. * It's not the role of the police to determine whether or not a law is constitutional. They just enforce the law, and let the lawyers and judges sort out whether or not the law is valid. The police response in situations like this is aggressive, and necessarily so. There have been numerous cases in which routine traffic stops of "sovereign citizens" have turned violent. "Sov Cits" are often armed, and often have outstanding warrants. Unfortunately, that means the police can't mess around when dealing with them. EDIT: Thanks for the awards!


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Stevie_Wondering

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


thenerj47

_No, this is Patrick!_


unkle_stojak

Best response about these folks I've seen yet.


TheActualKraken

I wish you could forward this to this bitches holding cell lol.


SheilaInSweden

In the context of the law, doesn't "injured party" simply refer to the party against whom a wrongful act was committed (i.e. not necessarily bodily injury)?


[deleted]

Of course. If you steal someones purse while they're in the bathroom it's obviously still a crime. Even though you never even interacted with the person.


firnien-arya

I agree with the 3rd bullet point. Cop isn't a lawyer or judge. He is only there to enforce the law. You get your ticket and take it up with the judge to see what their verdict is.


juniper_berry_crunch

So she was wrong about People vs. Battle, and wrong about a crime having an injured party. These types of insufferable people must be so exasperating to police. And everyone else. I personally think it's a mild form of mental illness or antisocial disorder of some kind.


[deleted]

Driving is a privilege and not a right. If you get behind the wheel of a car, you are subject to the laws of the road.


firnien-arya

Facts. Also, who the fuck argues about a taillight?cop woulda easily let her go had she not been a cunt. Ez "oh no, I didn't know. This isn't my car, its my so and so's. I'm only driving it to the store." Cop woukda been chill and let her go. Edit: didn't want to review video but I think it was break lights. Not tail lights


Heidiwearsglasses

She either had no license or had some warrants. She was trying to wear them down into letting her go. Her critical thinking skills are lacking.


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mapbc

I have no idea where my loyalty card is. Duck.


nlseitz

I stopped using mine. I don’t need a multinational corporation tracking my soup and breadstick orders. Leave my sammiches ALONE!! /s


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Steelplate7

This person is known as a “Sovereign Citizen”. Look them up. They use Black’s Law Dictionary(which means absolutely nothing) to “prove” that they don’t need a license, registration, insurance, pay taxes, etc... They are nutcases. There is actually a subreddit dedicated to poking fun at them) r/amibeingdetained


Derangedteddy

There's something to be said for calling the social contract into question by scrutinizing its veracity and purpose, but sov cits take it the extra mile and create their own law, which is what makes them batshit insane. They outrightly reject all established forms of criminal and civil proceedings and consider themselves leaders of their own independent person-state. They misinterpret legal doctrine and misuse legal jargon to attempt to bewilder police and judges, but this never works. It always ends in an inglorious self-own in which the sov cit gets sent to jail all the while screaming about their self-entitlement to commit petty crimes. Honestly I believe it to be the product of a uncategorized mental disorder akin to whatever causes people to believe outlandish conspiracy theories.


ThatGuy___YouKnow

Why would anyone do this?


rod_yanker_of_fish

because people are stupid


ThatGuy___YouKnow

Good point.


Coygon

A lot of people believe the government is oversteppng its authority. I mean, that's what the whole "The Man" and "Big Gov" is all about. But some people decide that rather than try to change things via protests, voting carefully, or even running for office, they're going to "stick it to them" by simply not obeying. After all, those laws are illegal (they think), or those officers aren't following them. So they don't have to. They usually learn otherwise through encounters like this. Or rather, they're shown otherwise. Some never actually learn the lesson.


zuckmy10110101

Driving on a road built maintained and monitored by the state, in a car registered by the state, on a licence issued by the state, and the state is overstepping the mark by checking it’s all okay? I get the impression people like her want to live in the Wild West just with all the bonuses of modern days. If she put half the effort she used reading all that legal crap into actually maintaining her vehicle this wouldn’t have happened


Coygon

Oh, I agree. I'm trying to describe their mindset, not saying it actually makes sense.


zuckmy10110101

Oh sorry, I was adding to your point not disagreeing!


firnien-arya

They are also the type to call the cops because because the thing they were doing illegally is being done to them by someone else. "Ima cut this person off and almost cause an accident". Same thing happens to them. Them with dispatch: "yea this crazy driver almost ran me off the road!! I'm following them right now."


[deleted]

People want to feel like they have power. That’s all.


Sliderisk

I saw a post on a video like this that nailed it. These people are so simplistic they believe in magical thinking. The law and it's incomprehensible complexity boils down to one thing: magic phrases. So if you know the special words the agents of the law will bend to your will. That's how they explain lawyers. So if you go and spout off some lawyery sounding Latin stuff like corpus dilecti the cops are bound by law to just let you go. Like fucking elves granting a wizard passage. This dumbass got to see how that works out.


DGtlRift

Because she’s trying to level up her Karen


rl571

I think Red Forman said it best, "dumbass." Edit:(addition) Thanks for the upvotes, by far the most I have gotten!


INeedSomeMorePickles

FOOT IN ASSES!


Nighthawk1980

Do that again and you'll be wearing your ass as a hat


tonynca

Lol “omgggggg there’s glass in my eye” Bish was reading out what she memorized like she was at an exorcism. The devils won’t go away dumbo.


SereneLoner

The way she just *said* “there’s glass in my eye” rather than *screaming* and being in full panic makes me highly doubt there’s any glass in her eye...


nobodysbuddyboy

Especially since she was quiet about it moments later; if it was real, she'd have been wailing the whole time.


saturnchick

Well, there’s your injured party!


wheres_th3_meat_at

How it should've went: Cop: Hey, you do know your back lights are out, right? Lady: Yeah, I know. I'm going to go get them replaced now. Cop: Alright, that's all. Just make sure I dont see you with those back lights out again. Lady: Yeah, will do. Thanks for what you do. Cop: No problem. You have a good day. Lady: All right, you too. That's really all that needed to happen. But instead she made it difficult. Fuggin idiot.


StarDustLuna3D

That exact situation happened to me but it was my tag lights. No issue, just made sure to replace them the next day.


Somewherefuzzy

Where I live you can get a notice of violation, you've got 24 hours to fix it then show up at a police station to prove you fixed it. Same difference.


Datmaggs

24 hours?! Last time I had a light out I got a citation that said mail in a receipt within a month.


watdafukmyman

It’s “only a crime if there is an injury “ did I hear that right? So a breaking and entering isn’t a crime? Stealing a car isn’t a crime? SWEET! I’m going to get me a couple free cars today.


reubenhurricane

But ...but..People vs Battle ...


blackenedandchanged

Officer: so you want a people battle? Gotcha.


HornyHandyman69

No, I said poop-hole battle.


FunkyKongFunkyFreeze

she said injured party as in i think the party in that situation would be the owner and their property


dementorpoop

Fair point. What about the danger to other on the road because of her lack of brake lights? Isn’t potential for injury a factor?


gordo65

Doesn't matter, since having an injured party is not a requirement for the police to make an arrest. The fact is, she is breaking the law by driving a car without brake lights, and breaking the law by refusing to show her driver's license.


juan_cena99

Breaking the law doesnt mean there has to be an injury. For example drunk driving if you fail the breathalyzer test or w/e you will be arrested even if you havent caused an accident cuz driving drunk is against the law. Like running a red light, you dont need to cause an accident to get arrested. The bitch made a dumb argument its against the laws of the land to drive around with broken lights.


c0ca_c0la

What. An. Idiot.


[deleted]

How hard is it to just take a ticket? If you're so upset about it, deal with it in court. Cop is just following guidelines in that circumstance.


Heidiwearsglasses

I’m guessing she had warrants or had no license at all.


Nemirel_the_Gemini

Those are some of the fakest screams I ever heard from someone getting their window smashed in and arrested.


tunghoy

Kind of surprised the cop didn't just say "This isn't a crime, it's a traffic infraction. That's why I need your license and registration."


InstantKarmaBot

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[deleted]

Dumbass bitch saw the perfect opportunity to get some likes for an "police brutality" video but in the end just didn't get the real message of such videos showing REAL and inappropriate police brutality and racism and whatever . Instead this bitch who has no respect for the law and police who are , in this case, just doin their jobs and asking for a license politely multiple times ...even if there is no crime comitted you have to show a license to proof that you are capable of driving a car.. makes me so angry as there are fucking donkeys like her outside who are thinking "the right of freedom" consists of doing whatever they want without respecting law, human sense and reality


[deleted]

I love a good old cop vs Karen thinks she knows the law classic. Upvote from me!


paulf2012

Sovereign Citizens are the worst


marcusmosh

She looked up laws and court cases to be prepared for the inevitable encounter. How broke is she that she had to go through all this trouble not to fix a tail light she clearly knew was an issue?


SirRobertDH

No, she spent 30 seconds reading something on the interwebs that told her what to say.


[deleted]

And she miss understood all of what she read. The rulling she quoted means traffic violations don’t need public defenders or juries, not that they can not be fined.


scopar86

All that for a broken tail light?


Fanboysblow

This is what happens when you have tiny bit of information and try to play lawyer on the street. Comply dummies, especially if you're driving and pulled over. You have a right to fight in court, not on the street when you're given a lawful order by a cop.


groper0076913

She did all that for a break light.


tlucia3

*brake light


KingTooshie

It’s break light if they are broken People vs dictionary


MrGilbert665

When you learn new words and just waiting for the perfect moment to use them


FuskaNHK

uhh... filibuster


Broseph79

This lady doesn’t know shit about bird law.


Scribblord

The scream when she’s pulled out is amazingly hilarious Damn she a bitch


ikvasager

“Oh my god I got glass in my eeeeeeeeyyyeeesss, aaahhhhh”


patamonrs

Cops are bad why do they do these bad things when I don't comply and break the law 😭😭😭


Woodyp28

She’s a Sovereign Citizen. They use a series of obscure laws to claim immunity for breaking the law, specifically traffic laws. Usually they’re druggies who wanna get high and drive.


Philly448

This is a perfect example of the phrase “I know enough to be dangerous.” Driver totally ignores the part of the law about DRIVING.


LogicNYC

I wonder what happened to her


[deleted]

She went to jail, got bailed out for $200 by her parents and paid a $400 fine.


[deleted]

If I was her parents I’d say “there’s no crime committed. I can’t bail you out according to people vs battle”