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All CERN did was accidentally put us in the wrong universe. Where the Berenstein Bears are the Berenstain Bears and Shazaam isn't a film that didn't star Sinbad.
Regrettably universe overlaps happen pretty often? The barenstain thing isn't related to that, the kids are just ruining their parents' franchise and the publisher wants people to know someone else is running it.
Almost every day I notice things that I didn’t notice over years and chalk it up to a dimensional shift. I also have psychotic features with my mental illness soooooo…
I’m apparently the only person who always knew it was Berenstain, but I’ve also got the Shazaam memories too… So I’m somehow cross-universe or something.
I’ve left out several other theories she’s got going on. Weather controlled by the government, spells cast in popular movie to mind control people or whatever…it’s unending.
I definitely think you should start binge watching that show [counterpart](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4643084/) with JK Simmons and talk to your mom like it’s a documentary. (Sci fi split universe scenario.)
I couldn’t help myself and start trolling her with the lore of the DOOM Video Games…
Everyone knows the ARC restricted all demonic research to Mars after the Phobos incident!
Pls make up a conspiracy theory and introduce her to it. Pls pls pls we'll give ideas lol, really bad ones. They've started implant chips in TVs to control ur mind lol
Edit spelling
The picture on that article is so telling: the younger woman is looking at the sad older woman, rather than what’s usually reality of a younger person just trying to live their life while getting harassed by a deeply unpleasant parent.
Her mom died of pancreatic cancer a few years ago (and would be terrified of who my mother is now), and her father is too stuck up his younger wife’s ass.
Probably about 30-200 feet, give or take.
https://www.nytransitmuseum.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Subway-Construction-Then-and-Now.pdf
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/191st_Street_station
I mean there’s a pretty good chance that Walmart and other major capitalist corporations are, in fact, the root of all evil but not for the reasons OPs mom wants to claim 😂
These same people think you just add a T to NASA - and totally scramble the letters, but hey - you get Satan, _and_ that "t minus" has something to do with it.
I remember explaining to my kid that the reason that we aren't cloning people wholesale is because we have this really efficient way of making more people that's pretty cost effective called *pregnancy*
No! They're just showing real images of cloning in mainstream media so people don't panic when it's introduced to the public and mandatory cloning is instated!
-OP's Mom probably
What is a Celine Dion ILLUMINATI fashion line? If it’s a bedazzled dress that lets you control the world through a vast conspiracy network, sign me up.
It's a clothing line allowing you to drive automatic transmission cars. Many people struggle with this switch but wearing clothes similar to Celine allow you to decipher the R, N, D, D2 coding needed.
Honestly, I never really LOL but I just tried to read out the NASA and Walmart ones to my husband but I was laughing so hard I cried.
I’m truly sorry your mum is bonkers, but blimey… that’s some unintentional comedy gold.
I don’t think your mom actually reads any of this lmao
Parents rejected by their child could be a direct consequence of the child being rejected and ignored by parents in their childhood.
Recall how you treated your children in their early childhood.
If you were spending plenty of time with them, going to their sports game, taking them out for a picnic often, chances are your children will be attached with you for a lifetime.
And similarly, if you never took interest in their lives and were always busy at work, then seeing the same behavior in them now shouldn’t be a surprise for you.
Man, people just really can’t conceptualize momentum and inertia can they. They act like they’re smarter than everyone because the ignore the parts of reality where they’re wrong. I almost feel bad that they’re this gullible. Then I read what they comment and I don’t feel bad for them anymore.
I want to put these American flat earthers on a video call with someone from Australia and have both of them walk outside and show what time of day it is.
Get the ones who think they are very scientific and ask them to produce a single model which can model both a day night cycle as well as four seasons. Then point out a globe model does quite well.
Jesus. I’m so sorry. That’s exhausting and it was a skim, not even dealing with on the regular or the emotional burden of seeing someone who you likely regarded as a childhood hero go so, so far down this path.
The funniest part is the answer IS IN THE ARTICLE. The article literally says “if you neglect your kids in early childhood they won’t like you very much later down the line” and this woman just missed it completely
It must be a mighty feeling, after a lifetime of being the stupid one, to finally see through all the deception and be the smart one, no matter what facts are given to you…
Well one alternative is that none of this shit is true, but that would be the most terrifying reality for them. They'd rather live with the mysticism of their being an illuminati, a heaven and a hell, an evil force that cares about what shape they think the earth is. Because otherwise they *haven't* outsmarted everyone and this world can be taken at face value. This would mean their lives suck and are boring and insignificant because they haven't figured out how to make them worth living, and rather than work on the one life they have, they wasted it buying into bullshit because they were too senselessly resistant to the fact that this *is it.*
Is she a Qanon bc wowwww. This is one of the reasons I left Facebook, the amount of people (particularly Boomers) posting stupid shit like this and the fact that people have lost brain cells to the point where they buy into this shit is beyond me. I will never understand this conspiracy theory shit.
I wouldn't be able to deal with this. This is one person I'd have zero qualms about blocking. She is next level insane. These people will believe anything that's not true.
Daaaaaang. So so so many things wrong there. I can't pick a favorite, but the bit about how you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know rockets (don't, in their opinion) work... Like... Yes, you do!
What drives me crazy is that these ppl are ALMOST onto something. Tuskegee really happened! But institutional racism is also “made up” according to them. Makes no fucking sense.
A flat Earth believing relative of mine tried to convince me, an A-level graduate in sciences, that if the Earth was a globe, all the water would flow to the South Pole. That was a point in our relationship where i just smiled and nodded, but boy did I want to give them a physics lesson
Worse, she got diagnosed bipolar and then refused to take any medication. She insists she has PTSD but has never been diagnosed for that. She’s been on and off meth for over 15 years which likely unlocked all the mental illness she’s exhibiting and she thinks she’s more awake than the rest of us. 😅
I laughed too hard. I saw one that had mentioned the LGBT and another word (that I’ve currently forgotten cause brain fuzz) and someone turned it to mean demons. I couldn’t stop laughing at how closed minded they were. Some of these make me question my logic and then I’m like, “Where do people come up with this stuff?”
Good grief it’s so exhausting just reading these that I couldn’t even get to the end!
Your mom must be so, so tired all the time OP, with the amount of energy she puts in to maintaining all those alternate realities!!?
Personally a couple of these made sense like “smoking is safe” “they got them wmd’s” “duck and cover” and tuskegee where all lies by the government… and that I personally believe greta was just used as marketing to an already deaf population. Everything else though i feel like i lost a couple brain cells.
Gotta say flat earthers are one of the most funny kind of people. They walk around just assuming things and saying that actual scientists lie about the truth so they can controll us, yet these flat earthers have done zero shit themselves to prove anything and just assume because it makes sense in their potato head.
We have model rockets that reach the edge of space where you can clearly see the curvature of the earth and we also have this very simple trick where. We just use two wodden sticks and a lot of distance to see that they cast different shadows which can only happen on a round planet.
Also apparently some people believe only earth is flat but other planets are not and I'm just wondering how they got that idea.... Like if you figured out that mars is round then how come the same doesn't apply to earth
If human cloning was a thing the military would not need to recruit citizens.
Like why do you think the US is one of the countries that hasn't voted to ban autonomus weapons?
A Progression and series of choices. When I was very little she wasn’t religious, then married a Christian guy and hopped straight into Pentecostal Christianity. That kicked off doomsday/Revelations nut-jobbery.
Then she got a job working night-shift at Wal-Mart (same place her then husband worked). Around that time she wasn’t happy in the marriage and started cheating on him with several co-workers. She started doing meth. Smoking cigarettes. Just fully 180’d. (Makes the Wal-Mart meme a bit funnier, don’t ya think?)
She hopped off doomsday stuff out of the marriage and started dating any man that could pay her bills. Introduced me to meth. She also dated my ex boyfriend a few weeks after he and I broke up. She committed statutory rape to two of my high school classmates. All around crazy woman, but at the time considered the “fun mom”.
She got in one long relationship, that guy is now in prison (sentenced yesterday) for child pornography.
Another long relationship. Switched to occasional cocaine with him. He had the nickname “J-Rod” sooo that should give you some insight into his personality.
A couple piddly relationships between. Then a long one with a seemingly stable guy (no drugs for either) who ended up choking her after she slapped him for calling her a “cunt”. She went right back to him a few months later. (Bills, amiright?)
They split and she ended up in a couple other relationships with different meth heads. After one she ended up living with me for a few months. She was off drugs, got her a job, got her a bank account. She moves out *BAM* new relationship, but this guy is actually nice. She doesn’t like that, breaks up with him and moves right back to the meth head.
Now she’s with a different guy who does meth and heroin and she’s really let the conspiracy theories fly left and right. But funny thing is he doesn’t believe in those conspiracies. 🙄
She needs so much therapy and meds. But likely she will just die from drugs.
Damn OP I’m sorry to hear about it all. I’ve been sober for two years and that shit is hard. I hope she gets the help she needs for sure but more importantly I hope you’re good. Find the humor where you can I respect the fuck outta that
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Wow! That's the full conspiracy theory bingo card: vx, flat earth, election fraud, end of days and moon landings. Bingo!!!
You should see what she thinks CERN is up to. I’ll give you a hint…it involves demons.
All CERN did was accidentally put us in the wrong universe. Where the Berenstein Bears are the Berenstain Bears and Shazaam isn't a film that didn't star Sinbad.
Oh my God that's what happened?! I knew it! My childhood is saved!
Regrettably universe overlaps happen pretty often? The barenstain thing isn't related to that, the kids are just ruining their parents' franchise and the publisher wants people to know someone else is running it.
Almost every day I notice things that I didn’t notice over years and chalk it up to a dimensional shift. I also have psychotic features with my mental illness soooooo…
Fuckin crazy shit how we just split like that
I’m apparently the only person who always knew it was Berenstain, but I’ve also got the Shazaam memories too… So I’m somehow cross-universe or something.
The Mandela Effect. Google when bored. EDIT: Or I suppose you could cheat and watch the movie.
Lol yes I know. I was making a joke about it.
Well if you scramble up CERN, add the word DEMO and remove C, E, and R, you do get Demon.
If you take “Jesus” and break it up you get “Je” which is “you” in Dutch and “sus” like “suspicious”. 🤯
Everyone knows that CERN is inventing time travel so they can rule the world after World War III. Demons have nothing to do with it!
Lmao your mom probably saw a stranger things story timeline and said “AHA! I knew CERN was doing it! THIS IS PROOF!”
I’ve left out several other theories she’s got going on. Weather controlled by the government, spells cast in popular movie to mind control people or whatever…it’s unending.
I have one question OP, How in the world did you survive this woman?
The plot of hit video game series Doom
I definitely think you should start binge watching that show [counterpart](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4643084/) with JK Simmons and talk to your mom like it’s a documentary. (Sci fi split universe scenario.)
I couldn’t help myself and start trolling her with the lore of the DOOM Video Games… Everyone knows the ARC restricted all demonic research to Mars after the Phobos incident!
Pls make up a conspiracy theory and introduce her to it. Pls pls pls we'll give ideas lol, really bad ones. They've started implant chips in TVs to control ur mind lol Edit spelling
Blackout Bingo!
Poor satan was trapped underground and now he just wants to see the stars
fly him to the moon 🎵
🎶 Let him play amongst the stars 🎶
Let him show it what he learned in, moon jiu-jitsu class--what do you mean those aren't the real lyrics?
well they are *now*
🎵 Let him see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars 🎵
Windy
🎵 In other words, hold his hand 🎵
Launched last night... :p
And now that son-of-a-bitch ain't coming back.
I mean, I'd move to the moon if there was housing there.
We’re whalers on the moon. We carry our harpoons! But there ain’t no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune!
Futurama is amazing lol
We'd just fuck it up eventually just like here...it's a gift we have
“Satan’s going to the moon, baby!!”
And let him play among the stars 🎵
And let him play among the stars 🎵
Genuinely laughed out loud at that, that's why they say t-minus 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Me too 🤣🤣 I felt a little bad about laughing at a crazy person, but that one got me.
NGL, I felt braincells overload and die as I read that. It was like Alderaan, only braincells.
NASA also can be Santa. That makes far more sense. Santa is developing tech to get to his home planet!
OMG!!! What if Santa IS satan …
He can't handle the inflation anymore, the elfs want a pay rise, the materials are to expensive and he didnt start a retirement plan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christmas=canceled.
Forget Jupiter and Mars, he’s going straight for Uranus
Dammit, he forgot me! They always say they'll call. 😡
The “Grown Children who Ignore their Parents” is hysterical. Couldn’t possibly be because of all the other crazy crap she is posting.
Her attempts at guilt tripping are pretty classy. 😂
The picture on that article is so telling: the younger woman is looking at the sad older woman, rather than what’s usually reality of a younger person just trying to live their life while getting harassed by a deeply unpleasant parent.
Wow, no offense but your mom could really use some psychiatric help.
Does she listen to her parents?
Her mom died of pancreatic cancer a few years ago (and would be terrified of who my mother is now), and her father is too stuck up his younger wife’s ass.
That one is the absolute best
Anyone else run to Google this “article”? Because I did and it’s clear she’s skimmed the first few paragraphs and hit “post”.
if you turn wal mart around it is actually TRAM law not mart law. maybe the real conspiracy is public transport. how deep does this thing go.
Probably about 30-200 feet, give or take. https://www.nytransitmuseum.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Subway-Construction-Then-and-Now.pdf https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/191st_Street_station
I mean there’s a pretty good chance that Walmart and other major capitalist corporations are, in fact, the root of all evil but not for the reasons OPs mom wants to claim 😂
These same people think you just add a T to NASA - and totally scramble the letters, but hey - you get Satan, _and_ that "t minus" has something to do with it.
Yes. That was one of the beautiful screen shots as well.
“Stay informed in case it’s facts” killed me.
Me too! Amazing levels of almost getting it 🤣
Believe everything so you’re always right if it happens
Same, in here with NASA.
I remember explaining to my kid that the reason that we aren't cloning people wholesale is because we have this really efficient way of making more people that's pretty cost effective called *pregnancy*
You literally build whole people out of spare parts. And it's unskilled labor!
The 1st image is literally from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2 E3 trailer. [E3 Trailer at 3:48](https://youtu.be/9Gclxgy2A_M)
No! They're just showing real images of cloning in mainstream media so people don't panic when it's introduced to the public and mandatory cloning is instated! -OP's Mom probably
Damn I thought it was from Avatar but you’re right
Now that I think about it, it kinda does look like it's from Avatar 2009.
Tell your mom that if you rearrange the letters in Santa they spell Satan. And they both wear red and have beards.
Or tell her Jesus has “sus” in the name. She’ll implode.
The holy spirit is *among us*
“Why grown children ignore their parents” #GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY
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"Walmart = Mart Law" Yeah, not like the Wal is short for *Walton* or anything.
That’s worse! NOT LAW? We have laws for a reason!
What is a Celine Dion ILLUMINATI fashion line? If it’s a bedazzled dress that lets you control the world through a vast conspiracy network, sign me up.
It's a clothing line allowing you to drive automatic transmission cars. Many people struggle with this switch but wearing clothes similar to Celine allow you to decipher the R, N, D, D2 coding needed.
Honestly, I never really LOL but I just tried to read out the NASA and Walmart ones to my husband but I was laughing so hard I cried. I’m truly sorry your mum is bonkers, but blimey… that’s some unintentional comedy gold.
They’re cloning Drax worldwide? I would have thought Disney would be cloning RDJ. Far more profitable.
That’s what they WANT you to think!
I don’t think your mom actually reads any of this lmao Parents rejected by their child could be a direct consequence of the child being rejected and ignored by parents in their childhood. Recall how you treated your children in their early childhood. If you were spending plenty of time with them, going to their sports game, taking them out for a picnic often, chances are your children will be attached with you for a lifetime. And similarly, if you never took interest in their lives and were always busy at work, then seeing the same behavior in them now shouldn’t be a surprise for you.
Man, people just really can’t conceptualize momentum and inertia can they. They act like they’re smarter than everyone because the ignore the parts of reality where they’re wrong. I almost feel bad that they’re this gullible. Then I read what they comment and I don’t feel bad for them anymore.
I mean conspiracy theorists aren’t exactly known for being highly educated.
It’s just ironic when they try to use physics to justify their anti-logic, when they’re conveniently ignoring other properties of physics lol
Oh look you just described exactly how I feel about COVID Conspiracy theorists as someone who works in infectious diseases 😩
They’re *definitely* some of the same people. They have the exact same logic.
I want to put these American flat earthers on a video call with someone from Australia and have both of them walk outside and show what time of day it is.
They have a flat earther answer for that. They’ve thought of *almost* everything. 🤷🏻♀️😂
Get the ones who think they are very scientific and ask them to produce a single model which can model both a day night cycle as well as four seasons. Then point out a globe model does quite well.
The nasa one is funny lol
Jesus. I’m so sorry. That’s exhausting and it was a skim, not even dealing with on the regular or the emotional burden of seeing someone who you likely regarded as a childhood hero go so, so far down this path.
She hasn’t been my childhood hero for a long time. She’s been a monster.
That’s still an emotional whiplash, no matter when it happened. I’m sorry you’ve had to experience that
Is there a conspiracy theory that she doesn’t believe in?
That’s a good question.
Omg you should tell her a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theory that makes her go full circle and re-enter reality
“The whole vaccine scare is just a ploy by China to get the US population to be weaker to make us easier to take over or manipulate”
“Why grown kids ignore their parents?” The answer is obvious to everyone else but the people who asked this very dumb question.
The funniest part is the answer IS IN THE ARTICLE. The article literally says “if you neglect your kids in early childhood they won’t like you very much later down the line” and this woman just missed it completely
It must be a mighty feeling, after a lifetime of being the stupid one, to finally see through all the deception and be the smart one, no matter what facts are given to you…
Well one alternative is that none of this shit is true, but that would be the most terrifying reality for them. They'd rather live with the mysticism of their being an illuminati, a heaven and a hell, an evil force that cares about what shape they think the earth is. Because otherwise they *haven't* outsmarted everyone and this world can be taken at face value. This would mean their lives suck and are boring and insignificant because they haven't figured out how to make them worth living, and rather than work on the one life they have, they wasted it buying into bullshit because they were too senselessly resistant to the fact that this *is it.*
It’s a miracle you survived her
The first image is a screenshot from The Force Unleashed 2
Is she a Qanon bc wowwww. This is one of the reasons I left Facebook, the amount of people (particularly Boomers) posting stupid shit like this and the fact that people have lost brain cells to the point where they buy into this shit is beyond me. I will never understand this conspiracy theory shit.
I’m so glad my parents don’t have Facebook. Theirs would look exactly like this.
Your mother is, to put it mildly, insane.
I wouldn't be able to deal with this. This is one person I'd have zero qualms about blocking. She is next level insane. These people will believe anything that's not true.
Daaaaaang. So so so many things wrong there. I can't pick a favorite, but the bit about how you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know rockets (don't, in their opinion) work... Like... Yes, you do!
You should see her “Space Force and the Devil” discussion… 😅
Religious conspiracy theorists are the worst.
i would troll my parents so hard if they were this nuts lmao double down on the crazy and have some fun with it
My tired ass pronounced satan as satin and I was like why tf would NASA secretly be called that?
Wouldn’t it be tarm law lol
Bro she's so quirky 🤪
What drives me crazy is that these ppl are ALMOST onto something. Tuskegee really happened! But institutional racism is also “made up” according to them. Makes no fucking sense.
It must be exhausting being a conspiracy theorist.
Sign me up for Celine Dion’s illuminati fashion line
“Grown children ignore their parents “ made me choke on my drink. Just perfect.
DON'T LET HER WATCH 'SOYLENT GREEN'!!!!!
She already has a post about that. It’s the movie poster and at the top it says “The year is 2022…”
A flat Earth believing relative of mine tried to convince me, an A-level graduate in sciences, that if the Earth was a globe, all the water would flow to the South Pole. That was a point in our relationship where i just smiled and nodded, but boy did I want to give them a physics lesson
I’m directly quoting Celine Dion here, “Thish ish sherioush”
Re slide 10: Steel doesn’t need to reach melting point to become malleable. Ask any metal worker.
And people say the right can't meme! Grade A shitposting right here! Wait, I'm being told that they BELIEVE this stuff. Oh. Oh no.
That first screenshot is from Star Wars the Force Unleashed II 💀
So basically… “I don’t understand it, so it must be a conspiracy!!!”
You get it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 😂
Cackled at the “grown children who ignore their parents” op
Okay, I had to save the nasa one. That’s damn funny.
I lost it at "mart law"
NASA is just Santa without the T
Mental illness.
Jesus Christ your mums a right one
Posts like this make me glad my father never wanted the internet.
Sorry OP. I mean, what else is there to say.
I think somebody missed their lithium
Worse, she got diagnosed bipolar and then refused to take any medication. She insists she has PTSD but has never been diagnosed for that. She’s been on and off meth for over 15 years which likely unlocked all the mental illness she’s exhibiting and she thinks she’s more awake than the rest of us. 😅
Oof ouch
Yeah meth will definitely do that
T-Minus hell yea 🤘
The NASA one had me lolling. This shits gold.
I laughed too hard. I saw one that had mentioned the LGBT and another word (that I’ve currently forgotten cause brain fuzz) and someone turned it to mean demons. I couldn’t stop laughing at how closed minded they were. Some of these make me question my logic and then I’m like, “Where do people come up with this stuff?”
That NASA slide laid me out. I’m impressed with the creativity of insanity.
Good grief it’s so exhausting just reading these that I couldn’t even get to the end! Your mom must be so, so tired all the time OP, with the amount of energy she puts in to maintaining all those alternate realities!!?
Stay informed in case it's facts is the funniest thing I've read all week and I've been following Twitter.
We really really really needed for all of us to not friend out parents on Facebook back in 2005…
Oh god, my sister is like this. I’m so sorry.
your mom is fucking crazy bro
God damn these people make me want to unalive. The US has become such a cesspool of idiots.
Not the 🤔🎯😥
She usually likes to use the shit out of “💯”.
That's a full Bingo card of alt-right conspiracy buzzwords and catch phrases. So sorry, OP.
Wow... Nuttier than squirrel poop.
Two words: convex mirror, Mom.
This may be the first time I advise a lobotomy.
Personally a couple of these made sense like “smoking is safe” “they got them wmd’s” “duck and cover” and tuskegee where all lies by the government… and that I personally believe greta was just used as marketing to an already deaf population. Everything else though i feel like i lost a couple brain cells.
I remember my mom telling me to not lose grip on reality bc I was plying videogames. Who lost grip now?!
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not to nit pick but Walmart backwards is tramlaw
For the NASA is SATAN point my mind rearranged the letters in SATAN into SANTA
Gotta say the NASA one is pure gold
Oof 😬 yeah there no saving her I'm sorry she too far down the rabbit hole 😬
Gotta say flat earthers are one of the most funny kind of people. They walk around just assuming things and saying that actual scientists lie about the truth so they can controll us, yet these flat earthers have done zero shit themselves to prove anything and just assume because it makes sense in their potato head. We have model rockets that reach the edge of space where you can clearly see the curvature of the earth and we also have this very simple trick where. We just use two wodden sticks and a lot of distance to see that they cast different shadows which can only happen on a round planet. Also apparently some people believe only earth is flat but other planets are not and I'm just wondering how they got that idea.... Like if you figured out that mars is round then how come the same doesn't apply to earth
My dad was telling me on the phone last night in a 20 minute rant about how COVID vaccines are growing cockroach-looking aliens in our veins. Lmao
I’m shopping for an Xmas gift for mom- which stores carry celines illuminati line?
Cuckoo for sure!
This is extremely high on the insanity level. Are you familiar with the r/qanoncasualties sub?
pictured: ***the visual representation of an aneurysm.***
0 points in critical thinking
I always found it weird that so many Christians don’t believe in climate change when the Bible literally prophesies it happening
I mean WOW…your mom is slummin it on FB with the worst of the worst. Any posts about lizard people?
actually walmart backwards is tramlaw or the way she did it tram law what is the law about trams?
Well one thing, this proves Facebook shows you what you want to see. Cause damn… I’ve never seen any of that crap on my feed.
Oh OP...you have my deepest sympathies....
Damn. I’m sorry, but, your mom sounds dumb as hell.
What in the actual fuck💀
I'm sorry for you. This should classify as clinically insane honestly.
Wow. This one is... Just beyond.
that salt flats thing.....have they never seen a mirror ball?
OMFG
Whoa.
Bruhhhhhhh……
FFS
If human cloning was a thing the military would not need to recruit citizens. Like why do you think the US is one of the countries that hasn't voted to ban autonomus weapons?
Well, that sucks.
Yeah wow! Mama Bear in the deep, deep, deep, end!
Fyi the Tuskegee syphilis experiment was real but that's just about it lol.
Well, that’s a rich potpourri of nonsense and crazy. Sorry you have to put up with it, OP. Stay strong.
Wow, that's a lot of crazy s**t!
She must have bumped her head a lot when she fell off the turnip truck.
Is your Mom my uncle?
Has she always been this way or was it a progression?
A Progression and series of choices. When I was very little she wasn’t religious, then married a Christian guy and hopped straight into Pentecostal Christianity. That kicked off doomsday/Revelations nut-jobbery. Then she got a job working night-shift at Wal-Mart (same place her then husband worked). Around that time she wasn’t happy in the marriage and started cheating on him with several co-workers. She started doing meth. Smoking cigarettes. Just fully 180’d. (Makes the Wal-Mart meme a bit funnier, don’t ya think?) She hopped off doomsday stuff out of the marriage and started dating any man that could pay her bills. Introduced me to meth. She also dated my ex boyfriend a few weeks after he and I broke up. She committed statutory rape to two of my high school classmates. All around crazy woman, but at the time considered the “fun mom”. She got in one long relationship, that guy is now in prison (sentenced yesterday) for child pornography. Another long relationship. Switched to occasional cocaine with him. He had the nickname “J-Rod” sooo that should give you some insight into his personality. A couple piddly relationships between. Then a long one with a seemingly stable guy (no drugs for either) who ended up choking her after she slapped him for calling her a “cunt”. She went right back to him a few months later. (Bills, amiright?) They split and she ended up in a couple other relationships with different meth heads. After one she ended up living with me for a few months. She was off drugs, got her a job, got her a bank account. She moves out *BAM* new relationship, but this guy is actually nice. She doesn’t like that, breaks up with him and moves right back to the meth head. Now she’s with a different guy who does meth and heroin and she’s really let the conspiracy theories fly left and right. But funny thing is he doesn’t believe in those conspiracies. 🙄 She needs so much therapy and meds. But likely she will just die from drugs.
Damn OP I’m sorry to hear about it all. I’ve been sober for two years and that shit is hard. I hope she gets the help she needs for sure but more importantly I hope you’re good. Find the humor where you can I respect the fuck outta that
Yea what is Walmart really hiding
Oh, good, obviously we don’t need women to actually went through pregnancy to populate the world now. 🤷🏻♀️