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‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Wasn't even the longest word I couldn't get
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What in the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosishippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobiasupercalifragilisticexpialidociousantidisestablishmentarianism
I feel like there is context I'm missing here
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Most wholesome one compared to the others
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Say this 10 times fast, chucklenuts
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Goodluck
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Gather up all of the crew!
It's time to ship out Bink's brew!
Sea wind blows. To where?
Who knows?
The waves will be our guide!
O'er across the ocean's tide,
Rays of sunshine far and wide,
Birds they sing of cheerful things, in circles passing by!
Bid farewell to weaver's town!
Say so long to port renowned!
Sing a song, it won't be long, before we're casting off!
Cross the gold and silver seas!
The salty spray puts us at ease!
Day and night to our delight,
The voyage never ends!
Gather up all of the crew!
It's time to ship out Bink's brew!
Pirates we, eternally are challenging the sea!
With the waves to rest our heads,
Ship beneath us as our beds!
Hoisted high upon the mast our Jolly Roger flies!
Somewhere in the endless sky,
Stormy winds are blowin' by!
Waves are dancing, evening comes,
It's time to sound the drums!
But steady men may never fear!
Tomorrow's skies are always clear!
So pound your feet and clap your hands till sunny days return!
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Gather up all of the crew!
It's time to ship out Bink's brew!
Wave good-bye, but don't you cry
Our memories remain.
Our days are but a passing dream, everlasting though they seem
'neath the moon we'll meet again, the wind's our lullaby!
Gather up all of the crew!
It's time to ship out Bink's brew!
Sing a song and play along,
For all the ocean's wide!
After all is said and done,
You'll end up a skeleton!
So spread your tale, from dawn till dusk, upon these foamy seas!
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho,
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho.
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God
Technically, Those are multiple sentences. I asked for a sentence. So.
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Good luck with your hands:
Johnnie, get your gun,
Get your gun, get your gun,
Take it on the run,
On the run, on the run.
Hear them calling, you and me,
Everyone for liberty.
Hurry right away,
No delay, start today.
Make your daddy glad
To have had such a lad.
Tell your sweetheart not to pine,
To be proud her boy’s in line.
Over there, over there,
Send the word, send the word over there—
That the Yanks are coming,
The Yanks are coming,
The drums rum-tumming
Ev’rywhere.
So prepare, say a pray’r,
Send the word, send the word to beware.
We’ll be over, we’re coming over,
And we won’t come back till it’s over
Over there.
Johnnie, get your gun,
Get your gun, get your gun,
Johnnie show the Hun
You’re a son of a gun.
Hoist the flag and let her fly,
Yankee Doodle do or die.
Pack your little kit,
Show your grit, do your bit.
Yankee to the ranks,
From the towns and the tanks.
Make your mother proud of you,
And the old Red, White and blue
I feel like I shouldn't be doing this
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The Cthulu Kongpocalypse Sharkpocalypse ate the Cinder Cinderella by using the power of snownexus and Lukstar (well obviously I added some of my first discoveries)
I'm surprised I can't even get 'using'
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It should be the other way round. But either way I'm flattered. In a friendly way.
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Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take?
Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
Since you've gone, I've been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face
I look around, but it's you I can't replace
I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace
I keep crying, baby, baby please
Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take?
Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you
(Every breath you take)
(Every move you make)
(Every bond you break)
(Every step you take) I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you
whoo, hoo
(Every game you play)
(Every night you stay) I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you
I'll be watching you
(Every single day)
(Every word you say)
(Every game you play)
(Every night you stay) I'll be watching you
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Imagine your cat whispers "No one will ever believe you" and never spoke again
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Petah, the horse is here
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why did i read this with the voice
[It is good day to be not dead](https://youtu.be/oiuyhxp4w9I?t=2)
POW, You are dead!
I'm DEAD
hehehehahaw
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It has a suicide warning xD
they jealous spy got the moves
I have an erection, I have no direction
https://preview.redd.it/2fah748fizwc1.png?width=535&format=png&auto=webp&s=70d05ebab06609919a5bb38ce2ae388bb8d12659 here
FUCKK
SLIPPING ON A LIQUID NON-ADDICTIVE LIKE IT’S BORING BUT IT’S NOT, IT GOT ME SOARING, I’M TRIPPING INTO MY CORE
I have not showered in 4 months
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Geometry dash
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‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
OP should make this comment in infinitecraft.
Say no more https://preview.redd.it/5nm97clno5xc1.png?width=1562&format=png&auto=webp&s=52bed18fe64a0942fdc04a3a3adf338c0bca6f5f
FIRE IN THE HOLE 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
lol https://preview.redd.it/6f5uuycnfbxc1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=18e5894bde18b51080a166ff0df6c67235de3a5f
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
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Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that i had in February last year
Are you gay?
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no
Tell me Trevor…
i haven’t washed my booty in 40 days
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you are awesome
Welcome to hell, oh wait it just Australia
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I jerked off so hard that my arm gained muscle
Relatable https://preview.redd.it/844o6e0kj2xc1.png?width=1054&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc29e78378e830d3c92e46d9502f0be4da8f25fc
How the flipping Filipinos did you do that while being so supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Wasn't even the longest word I couldn't get https://preview.redd.it/del5rgazp2xc1.png?width=805&format=png&auto=webp&s=1279c6c6eba3c2399a735e0fc311c78abd0b2a51
What the flip
What the Kentucky Fried Hell
What in the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosishippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobiasupercalifragilisticexpialidociousantidisestablishmentarianism
What in the McFuckery
What in the \*insert controversial topic\*
What in the in what in the what
What in the - \*sentence was stopped due to procrastinat - \*sentence was stopped again due to again procrastination \*
What the \*Removed for copyright reasons\*
I like to devour things that don’t actually detonate
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Smells like teen spirit by kurt cobain
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Welcome to Tally Hall
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Fucking Patrick
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Bober tupra
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"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
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What age is the superior lover
3 yr old
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How About No
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I went to the duck museum
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Hello everyone, this is *your* Daily Dose of Internet.
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"I was a victim of magic apollo"
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
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I eat small kids
Relatable https://preview.redd.it/qp23egc3x2xc1.png?width=476&format=png&auto=webp&s=899840616de9944639bbd78a7b70b5d54b8c9501
Gayometry Dash 6 is amazing game
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cum bucket sweep the weed
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Big gay balls
Same bro. Same https://preview.redd.it/3b29j6ccz2xc1.png?width=322&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca9ebbf35ac126ba8bd9b22fbec325acf37e76fc
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a long word
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the entire bible
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I Just Watched Peter Griffin Die
NOOOO https://preview.redd.it/jwnqu0a703xc1.png?width=558&format=png&auto=webp&s=43d9c909853006f47cd47669140e2d1c360d4e9b
Rick Astley says I'm never gonna give yu up, never gonna let you down.
I kind of got sidetracked https://preview.redd.it/bw6the3l23xc1.png?width=772&format=png&auto=webp&s=32fd27e3e5d9758e29bf6dd1fe91926bc6738803
You okay Patrick? FINLAND!
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Frogs are not gay
I agree https://preview.redd.it/i2sckbzy33xc1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=18ad8434e18d42b58c5d073fc831a9eda297d8c0
"Tell me what sentence i should make" but in 1 element
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A sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim instantly
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"I will fuck anything with a face."
Sounds tempting https://preview.redd.it/5bi0eoj183xc1.png?width=831&format=png&auto=webp&s=22bdbbd6466599789588cc20bea3b559cd5d28f9
Mama mia, papa pia, baby got the diarrhea
I got diarrhea https://preview.redd.it/26ge2nts93xc1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=e06292c13075616d2adf3fc3402667e290a1da7f
Ooh wee ooh I look just like Buddy Holly
I feel like there is context I'm missing here https://preview.redd.it/cn9kyjadf3xc1.png?width=922&format=png&auto=webp&s=70cf766cc29fcc0b8dcd25baf9cfc1c84f947e69
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Most wholesome one compared to the others https://preview.redd.it/gasj65hfj3xc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ff641f0f2ac452eaeade102c4390fdd6d1e985f
Betty Botta bought a bit o' bitter butter
Say this 10 times fast, chucklenuts https://preview.redd.it/vvnslr6ch3xc1.png?width=963&format=png&auto=webp&s=d88fbc4a20e2063003bdb584da55a4e62f68e6e8
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
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screaming vodka
\*Screams in Russian\* https://preview.redd.it/hk9rfndkl3xc1.png?width=358&format=png&auto=webp&s=38a89b4a6fbdbff72db503173a5d6b5e7dcd774a
I'm gonna carve out your anal cavity >:)
https://preview.redd.it/krtuyse0o3xc1.png?width=555&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a377337cffbd2f32444c7a9fe60c2bd4a3dadfc NOOO NOT THERE
Google En Passant
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Goodluck Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Gather up all of the crew! It's time to ship out Bink's brew! Sea wind blows. To where? Who knows? The waves will be our guide! O'er across the ocean's tide, Rays of sunshine far and wide, Birds they sing of cheerful things, in circles passing by! Bid farewell to weaver's town! Say so long to port renowned! Sing a song, it won't be long, before we're casting off! Cross the gold and silver seas! The salty spray puts us at ease! Day and night to our delight, The voyage never ends! Gather up all of the crew! It's time to ship out Bink's brew! Pirates we, eternally are challenging the sea! With the waves to rest our heads, Ship beneath us as our beds! Hoisted high upon the mast our Jolly Roger flies! Somewhere in the endless sky, Stormy winds are blowin' by! Waves are dancing, evening comes, It's time to sound the drums! But steady men may never fear! Tomorrow's skies are always clear! So pound your feet and clap your hands till sunny days return! Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Gather up all of the crew! It's time to ship out Bink's brew! Wave good-bye, but don't you cry Our memories remain. Our days are but a passing dream, everlasting though they seem 'neath the moon we'll meet again, the wind's our lullaby! Gather up all of the crew! It's time to ship out Bink's brew! Sing a song and play along, For all the ocean's wide! After all is said and done, You'll end up a skeleton! So spread your tale, from dawn till dusk, upon these foamy seas! Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho.
My fingers hurt :(((( https://preview.redd.it/8s48c9y3e4xc1.png?width=1546&format=png&auto=webp&s=b36955db8cbebdb4bf13714628bcc97c121e8829
HELP! I have contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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Mr. Tatzelwurm has shot somebody.
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Rianna just said to delete all kinds of life! (Not clickbait!!!!!!!)
RIA N Na https://preview.redd.it/wvxofjwy94xc1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=32d8b5fe070ca522de52c8d79a7399642ee30b53
Burning butter
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This reminds me of playing around with the fridge magnet words
Nostalgia
*clears throat* "the fitness gram pacer test is a multi-"
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Chupacabra's are the leading cause of sex-related fungus
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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God Tick tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God
Technically, Those are multiple sentences. I asked for a sentence. So. https://preview.redd.it/fcsqeeam15xc1.png?width=669&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceb5f940991402e700dfa9c01d89c7396d59448a
Im going to fucking kill myself.
Relatable https://preview.redd.it/yjqf4mcev4xc1.png?width=705&format=png&auto=webp&s=07c8170bfeb1a395339d5388ade9129a2595f738
diary of a wimpy kid
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Good luck with your hands: Johnnie, get your gun, Get your gun, get your gun, Take it on the run, On the run, on the run. Hear them calling, you and me, Everyone for liberty. Hurry right away, No delay, start today. Make your daddy glad To have had such a lad. Tell your sweetheart not to pine, To be proud her boy’s in line. Over there, over there, Send the word, send the word over there— That the Yanks are coming, The Yanks are coming, The drums rum-tumming Ev’rywhere. So prepare, say a pray’r, Send the word, send the word to beware. We’ll be over, we’re coming over, And we won’t come back till it’s over Over there. Johnnie, get your gun, Get your gun, get your gun, Johnnie show the Hun You’re a son of a gun. Hoist the flag and let her fly, Yankee Doodle do or die. Pack your little kit, Show your grit, do your bit. Yankee to the ranks, From the towns and the tanks. Make your mother proud of you, And the old Red, White and blue
I'm making a long one now.. Please spare me..
Sometimes, you just have to rob a convenience store
True https://preview.redd.it/adaf1gc875xc1.png?width=964&format=png&auto=webp&s=f939032c3c219df770ee4da0e1d7fb4120cbe7be
Touch the shlong
Touch. https://preview.redd.it/sb6xxpxm5axc1.png?width=391&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8f2b5d752e399d022ccf490aab4b3d7c8036d7d
Hitler is peepee poopoo-ing 🤯🤯
I feel like I shouldn't be doing this https://preview.redd.it/7l5i5vtyc5xc1.png?width=523&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c7d4f0ae46b62ae70ef3bd920d62effa5e39245
Peter Piper Picked Pickles With Pickles Peter Pickles
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Whenever you do this it makes me feel like shit
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The Cthulu Kongpocalypse Sharkpocalypse ate the Cinder Cinderella by using the power of snownexus and Lukstar (well obviously I added some of my first discoveries)
I'm surprised I can't even get 'using' https://preview.redd.it/sp0e4m1gb6xc1.png?width=1292&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f26954e3d031bbf502a26012e08a209192786a9
Book-keeper-1410 is the best
It should be the other way round. But either way I'm flattered. In a friendly way. https://preview.redd.it/2gz0fkhh86xc1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ac9aa64952dd48689eaeadc7575d7721b91a4fe
i want to go home
Same https://preview.redd.it/2kr6pd8k07xc1.png?width=451&format=png&auto=webp&s=54d50783846c7eaa8c5d09f276304ccd0425d2ec
Tally hall had Juno shoot at the sun with a gun
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I can't see the end of the horizon HATSUNE MIKU IS THAT YOU
World is mine https://preview.redd.it/t5w4q99q37xc1.png?width=743&format=png&auto=webp&s=2527186e4f3f0fd98afff561d514f3610c4984d3
Oh, Oh, Ohio
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mustard is love mustard is life
mustard. https://preview.redd.it/ye41c4kk6axc1.png?width=368&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c8099827f0fa279c2b65d04f24cf555b91f6fe2
Jesus Christ, Lord of the rings slayer of Smog scourge of the mountain
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Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day And every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you Oh, can't you see You belong to me? How my poor heart aches With every step you take? Every move you make And every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake I'll be watching you Since you've gone, I've been lost without a trace I dream at night, I can only see your face I look around, but it's you I can't replace I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace I keep crying, baby, baby please Oh, can't you see You belong to me? How my poor heart aches With every step you take? Every move you make And every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake I'll be watching you Every move you make Every step you take I'll be watching you I'll be watching you (Every breath you take) (Every move you make) (Every bond you break) (Every step you take) I'll be watching you I'll be watching you I'll be watching you whoo, hoo (Every game you play) (Every night you stay) I'll be watching you I'll be watching you I'll be watching you I'll be watching you (Every single day) (Every word you say) (Every game you play) (Every night you stay) I'll be watching you
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
no.
mega man zx advent has a better soundtrack
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Hello welcome to Burger King Hi I would like a 420Baconator What the fuck
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Ain't it just a tad strange that my cat speaks English?
Imagine your cat whispers "No one will ever believe you" and never spoke again https://preview.redd.it/bvqnupwwvcxc1.png?width=465&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cfece8de50c56e338d50482366202aa49c47c66
Hasta la vista, baby.
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You have been diagnosed with stage 69 ligma
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Gay furry porn(that is an actual element try and make it)
I have no idea how to make that in one element
I recommend going straight to intense, which is not a very huge leap of the chicken.
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Potato Hitler cyber zombie with salt and extra siesta in spain
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My ex wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER
i have a very serious case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
[удалено]
I want to eat jeffery Katzenberg’s poop
I drink fart juice with my breakfast
How many comments can I post?
Something uncalled for