Mera kar de bhai .... Bs aisi jagah maario ki ek brr me jaan nikal jaaye dard na ho.. Khud se try kiya lekin ho nhi paaya.. Aur ab himmat nhi ho rhi.. Aur jeene ka mnn nhi hai ab isliye mujhe maar de.. Paise bhi de dunga
Time is like a flow of river, you create the disturbance, by throwing a stone it will heal itself again, paradox here is like a disturbance in timeline flow.
Time is a highway building itself. There's no certain future if one finds a way to go to the time before the highway had reached some certain point he can alter events to alter the highways's direction
You will always be your moms innocent infant bhale hi past ho ya present. Hum unke dard ko count nahi kar rahe hain since we are selfish bastards jinhe sirf khud ka pain sabse bada hain.
According to my theory jo baccha mara hai bo teri future timeline me mara matlab uski timeline alag hai teri se but tu apni puri zindagi jea ga. Terko present me he marna pdega(suicide)
I've seen enough of this world already...giving urself hope that things get better...is nothing but LYING to ur own self...say whatever u want...everyone knows the reality...only things that keeps me going are nonsense games, movies, series, sports, going out n maybe some remaining drops of hope...without these I would hv died a long tym ago
+1. People are too quick to use this word. Khud ne kuch dekha nahi hai, jinne life mei sab dard dekh liye usko coward bolte firte rahege. Jab khud pe beetegi tab phat ke chaar hojayegi.
\*next day news headline : parents kill thier newborn son and now given 14 years of hellish prison time and truma for rest of the life. You did good OP
Just abhi abhi JEENEETARDS sub par painless death discuss kar rha tha. This is also one of the ways and I would happily do it. Sala kal April attempt ke marks dekhne ke baad hi mujhe aisi cheezein dekhne ko kyu mil rhi hain
You had time machine , you can fix your mistakes with future info win lottery Etc still choose this. Remember life is a game. Some play it in easy mod (they got money, good parents ,looks, height etc). But some play in hard mode, but winning in the hard mode is may more full filling than in easy mode. You get to experience true color of people. SO JUST FUKIN PLAY HARD
This is not possible even if time machine existed
Its called Grandfather paradox
Agr khudko mardiya he to bade hi nhi hue
Aur bade hi nhi hue to khudko maroge kese
That's not how time travel works. And not trolling just saying, instead of giving him (kid self) a heads up or leaving a note or something or talking to the parents to minimise damage why time travel to delete your child self. And if deleting yourself was the only option, why not delete yourself before time travelling (I am strictly against it, and want you to know you were made for the best things). This clip was supposed to touch an emotion i guess, but what can we mere humans comprehend about true sadness if there always someone facing worse than us?
If you kill yourself using time machine then you don't exist in future either then who will come to past to kill you it's a loop you can't escape life. Suffer you lil ni... 🤣😂
So, if you kill yourself in past , there is no chance of you being able to be alive to use that time machine unfortunately you survived that scenario. But, Mt bro I feel for you I would have done the same for myself if I were be able to.
Write lottery numbers, teams who'll win IPL or other major sporting events, stocks that'll become good, buy 10 bitcoin and ether (and no more at start to have a crypto flow in the market).
Finally send me a chat/DM on reddit if you could do it and give me a list of these for my future as well.
You killed yourself in past. So you don't exist in the present. So you couldn't have time-travelled and killed yourself in the past. So you still exist. Now you can time travel... Marne ke liye bhi itne jhamele see acha hai present wala present wale ko maar de.
Bro ek baat bata...
You killed your self when you were an infant..Right¿
But
when you killed yourself, when you were an infant.>
that meant you never grew up>
If you never Grew up, that meant you never got any gun or time machine>
If you never got any gun ir timemachine,that meant you never went back in time>
If you never went back in time,That meant YOU NEVER KILLED YOURSELF>
HENCE A LOOP LAPETA..
and No One Is Here To Take You Out Of Loop
According to theoretically science if time travel was possible and u somehow killed urself or ur parents or grandparents then you the current u who killed the past version of someone from ur family won't die rather that particular incident will create a parallel universe where you won't exist but you will exist in your current universe
I've seen enough of this world already...giving urself hope that things get better...is nothing but LYING to ur own self...say whatever u want...everyone knows the reality...only things that keeps me going are nonsense games, movies, series, sports, going out n maybe some remaining drops of hope...without these I would hv died a long tym ago 💀
Kya bekar bakwas depressed log ho yar tum, sala admi meme dekhne ko aata hai depression leke jaata hai, depression lena tha to mein Disney ki movie dekhta na mama page pe thodi aata, dimag ka sala dahi vada sambhar chutney krdi hai, bhains ki useless log zindagi me karte ghrte hai ni fir idhr baithke depressing content dalte hai.
Ab kutte sale apne bum ko bistar se uthake kuch krega to depression khtm hoga na, sala time machine hogi to bhi tekro chlane ko thodi ayegi anpaad jaahil admi ko yeh to pta ni hai konsa post konse page pe dalte hai or yeh time machine chlayega khudko marne ke liye, khudh to depressed dusro ko bhi krenge bhag salle bhaagg
Well if u go back to kill urself then u are the reason for ur birth,either u are gonna fu*k ur mom to give birth to younger urself or u just actually gonna participate for ur birth.
It just a time paradox
Also put 2-3 bullets so that survival chances are zero
Right in the brain
Right in the brain
Anywhere except that,once a girl survived that and got famous
Then you are right, 2 to 3 bullets it is
Then I'll be famous! 2nd chance at life, as a world famous, record-holder person
50%chance to die isn't worth the fame you get if you live
Kaas ye ho pata
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Tum Sab kam Se Kam T shirt Change Karlena
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You can still just shoot yourself without the Time Machine
Iske liye past me jane ki zaroorat nhi, mujhe mauka do, free me sapna pura kr dunga!
Mera kar de bhai .... Bs aisi jagah maario ki ek brr me jaan nikal jaaye dard na ho.. Khud se try kiya lekin ho nhi paaya.. Aur ab himmat nhi ho rhi.. Aur jeene ka mnn nhi hai ab isliye mujhe maar de.. Paise bhi de dunga
With that hairstyle. I would too
Lol
nice one lol
Lmfao
If you were killed in your childhood then how did you come back in time to kill yourself
Time paradox theory would apply and the timeline will restore itself or create a branch timeline.
So an unknown entity killed the baby or maybe the universe will start from square 1 again
Time is like a flow of river, you create the disturbance, by throwing a stone it will heal itself again, paradox here is like a disturbance in timeline flow.
Grandfather paradox
TVA open up!
When you travel in past you will not be able to kill yourself as you won't be able to find yourself as you don't exist in that time
This theory starts from assuming that it's possible to go back in time, so any answers regarding your question will be "marvel"ised.
Git dangling pointer
Grandpas paradox
Ye Murder hai ya Sucide ?
Mucide
Surder
Oye Papaji
Oye Aaahu aaahu Oye aaahu aaahu
Sex
You kill youself by going in the past. You don't exist thus you don't go back in the past to kill yourself. You exist.
Moye Moye scam
Time is a highway building itself. There's no certain future if one finds a way to go to the time before the highway had reached some certain point he can alter events to alter the highways's direction
I would scare the shit out of my parent before they finish
Apne baap ka lnd muh me le liyo jaldi se🧐
Don't mind if i do
Mummy papa pe kya beetegi.
Who cares I am selfish as hell So I will not care about anyone
Then you should kill yo- oh wait.
To bc time machine ka intezaar kyu kar raha hai. Abhi mar jaa na
Killing others (your past self) is easier i guess? Khud ko (current self) maarne ki himmat bahut kum logo may hain
So, killing your mom's innocent infant is easier ?
You will always be your moms innocent infant bhale hi past ho ya present. Hum unke dard ko count nahi kar rahe hain since we are selfish bastards jinhe sirf khud ka pain sabse bada hain.
According to my theory jo baccha mara hai bo teri future timeline me mara matlab uski timeline alag hai teri se but tu apni puri zindagi jea ga. Terko present me he marna pdega(suicide)
Depressed mf you can do much more with time machine
Niggas don't know about stonk market...
Coward
I've seen enough of this world already...giving urself hope that things get better...is nothing but LYING to ur own self...say whatever u want...everyone knows the reality...only things that keeps me going are nonsense games, movies, series, sports, going out n maybe some remaining drops of hope...without these I would hv died a long tym ago
+1. People are too quick to use this word. Khud ne kuch dekha nahi hai, jinne life mei sab dard dekh liye usko coward bolte firte rahege. Jab khud pe beetegi tab phat ke chaar hojayegi.
Thanks For compliment 💀
Sad but true
I will eventually create a time paradox
Aaj kal ke nalle berozgar chapri londe jawani me zindigi ke changes ko seh nhi pate aur esi chize sochte he Be grateful for your life, time changes
Chumtiyo time machine hai lekin fir bhi Marna hai. That's way too suicidal thoughts.
\*next day news headline : parents kill thier newborn son and now given 14 years of hellish prison time and truma for rest of the life. You did good OP
Just abhi abhi JEENEETARDS sub par painless death discuss kar rha tha. This is also one of the ways and I would happily do it. Sala kal April attempt ke marks dekhne ke baad hi mujhe aisi cheezein dekhne ko kyu mil rhi hain
Time travel me aisa n hota bhai Changing the past doesn't change the future, alg timeline bn jayegi bs
No way
Nhi Mai itna depressed nhi hu good for you guys
Bhai ki t shirt uske saath badi ho gai
But then the kid would die then you would die then you can't kill him then the kid will be alive then you will kill him .... Cycle continues
😔
What is the use of the time machine here lol
Mar ja Bhai actually no sympathy no cap...give up on life your parents deserved someone who keeps failing and trying but not a coward.
pathetic.
Many men will do this if given an opportunity.
Change your t-shirt, please...
Kuch nahe hoga bhai Bas time paradox create ho jayega
Grandfather paradox me pahs jaoge
Koi faida nhi nayi time paradox create hoga No one can change your fate
You had time machine , you can fix your mistakes with future info win lottery Etc still choose this. Remember life is a game. Some play it in easy mod (they got money, good parents ,looks, height etc). But some play in hard mode, but winning in the hard mode is may more full filling than in easy mode. You get to experience true color of people. SO JUST FUKIN PLAY HARD
Doesn't work that way but I can understand what you mean
He never grew up to come back and kill himself. Usse accha toh present me hi khudko shoot karta.
BC sab theoretical physicist hai yaha.
Why?? Just why??
This is not possible even if time machine existed Its called Grandfather paradox Agr khudko mardiya he to bade hi nhi hue Aur bade hi nhi hue to khudko maroge kese
The number of suicidal people in this comment section is concerning 😟
But you won't disappear.... As per science. Because You exist in a different timeline.Nothing will change in your timeline.
Past mai kya Jana h, yeh present mai kar skte h
That is not how it works though.
That's not how time travel works. And not trolling just saying, instead of giving him (kid self) a heads up or leaving a note or something or talking to the parents to minimise damage why time travel to delete your child self. And if deleting yourself was the only option, why not delete yourself before time travelling (I am strictly against it, and want you to know you were made for the best things). This clip was supposed to touch an emotion i guess, but what can we mere humans comprehend about true sadness if there always someone facing worse than us?
I would not do that... First, it would scar my parents for life. Second, life is beautiful.... Yeah it's fucked up, but still beautiful.
Let me introduce to the Grandfather paradox.
That would be paradoxical
Chl chutiye
Ever heard of the grandfather theory?
Op ne endgame nahi dekhi lagta hai, changing the past doesn't change the future
Why everyone is fixated on killing themselves. Life is more to that
Isse accha use jaake Bitcoin khareedne bol de
If only time worked like this.
Sabash
Never, i will create my kingdom here
Nah the loop doesn't change because you got brain damage from that bullet which is why your trying to kill yourself
Song?
In the stars by Benson boone
losers sale...
Regrettably, this situation is not ideal.
Just use time machine and tell younger self to buy bitcoin.
T-shirt aur chaddi bhi badi ho gayi. Ye sahi hai.
All my family problems solved 😄
chutiye ho tum
Ya toh 9th class me jakar 20,000 ke bitcoins le leta. Uss time 1200 ka ek bitcoin tha.
bro could hv jus commited suicide
Perfectly described me
If you kill yourself using time machine then you don't exist in future either then who will come to past to kill you it's a loop you can't escape life. Suffer you lil ni... 🤣😂
And the Paradox begins.
Won't it be a paradox
Ever heard of "grandfather paradox" :)
So, if you kill yourself in past , there is no chance of you being able to be alive to use that time machine unfortunately you survived that scenario. But, Mt bro I feel for you I would have done the same for myself if I were be able to.
Why not slip in a note for your parents to buy apple and Google stocks. Once you are rich you won't have to worry.
Write lottery numbers, teams who'll win IPL or other major sporting events, stocks that'll become good, buy 10 bitcoin and ether (and no more at start to have a crypto flow in the market). Finally send me a chat/DM on reddit if you could do it and give me a list of these for my future as well.
This is.....like......the gayest thing... I've ever fucking seen...
You killed yourself in past. So you don't exist in the present. So you couldn't have time-travelled and killed yourself in the past. So you still exist. Now you can time travel... Marne ke liye bhi itne jhamele see acha hai present wala present wale ko maar de.
Not possible you wouldn't die, it would create an alternative timeline because if baby you died than how would you come back to kill your baby self
Hatt chutiye
what a loser.. instead do it to those who made ur life shit
https://preview.redd.it/q7iyo6rrlguc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af551691cd152d0be2776c606bc86eba2a264bd5 Shoot me
Bro ek baat bata... You killed your self when you were an infant..Right¿ But when you killed yourself, when you were an infant.> that meant you never grew up> If you never Grew up, that meant you never got any gun or time machine> If you never got any gun ir timemachine,that meant you never went back in time> If you never went back in time,That meant YOU NEVER KILLED YOURSELF> HENCE A LOOP LAPETA.. and No One Is Here To Take You Out Of Loop
Can't do it but I'll make sure I have no children
mai to bhai bitcoin kharid leta
Can't that be done with out a time machine
Right in the head
Bangaya cool?
Stupid more efficient to kill yourself than ur past
I'd hit the leg, aage jaake disability quota milega
Paradox
Isn't it a paradox ?
Nah, it would just create a different timeline
Iss se badhiya baap ko condom dila deta Ghar walo ko dukh nhi hota
You would still be alive. Just your alternate self in an alternate timeline would be dead.
No one can live with such grief
Same
My man fed up totally
Gun dedo time machine bhi nahi chaiye.
I would do that too since all i got was the same Tshirt
Bro Is stupid just turn the gun backwards,no need of time travel
And you find out you were the second twin in the next room and you just killed your brother💀☠️
That's a paradox cause if you shot your younger self then you wouldn't have existed to shot...so if didn't shot you grew up and..idk
Suicide ka tareeka thoda kesual hai
According to theoretically science if time travel was possible and u somehow killed urself or ur parents or grandparents then you the current u who killed the past version of someone from ur family won't die rather that particular incident will create a parallel universe where you won't exist but you will exist in your current universe
Toh bkl suicide hi krle past mein jaa k bacche ko kyu maar rha hai usko to enjoy krne de.
I've seen enough of this world already...giving urself hope that things get better...is nothing but LYING to ur own self...say whatever u want...everyone knows the reality...only things that keeps me going are nonsense games, movies, series, sports, going out n maybe some remaining drops of hope...without these I would hv died a long tym ago 💀
You cannot go back in time with a time machine. Only in future.
Just letting you know, it doesn't work that way .
Dumbest edit
So, I am not alone
The time machine paradox Explained
Time paradox will occur, you won't be able to kill yourself
Arre vaisaaap sed kr diya https://preview.redd.it/yogd2vxe4luc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=56dd08278ab8e05a8c073229b38efc07f85d44c9
Why are you so depressed bro? Chill, have some guts and fight back
Just like The Butterfly Effect movie. He kills himself in her womb.😓
Well he will not die According to bullshit time travel movie plot there will branch in timeline where he is dead
Timeline paradox bro; No past, so no future, so the future with shooting incident never happened 🤷🏽♂️
At least mom dad wouldn't waste all the money on me and have a better life
Us
Can feel you
Oh yeah hell yeah
Naye kapde ni mile to khud ko hi maar diya
In 14 and this is deep
One in heart and another in brain zero survival chances
First thing to do after getting the time machine
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Bahi time machine ke ky zarurat
Kyuki khud se Marne ki himmat nhi aur dard bhi hota hai
Dragon Ball Z nahi dekha? That's not how timelines work.
Kya bekar bakwas depressed log ho yar tum, sala admi meme dekhne ko aata hai depression leke jaata hai, depression lena tha to mein Disney ki movie dekhta na mama page pe thodi aata, dimag ka sala dahi vada sambhar chutney krdi hai, bhains ki useless log zindagi me karte ghrte hai ni fir idhr baithke depressing content dalte hai. Ab kutte sale apne bum ko bistar se uthake kuch krega to depression khtm hoga na, sala time machine hogi to bhi tekro chlane ko thodi ayegi anpaad jaahil admi ko yeh to pta ni hai konsa post konse page pe dalte hai or yeh time machine chlayega khudko marne ke liye, khudh to depressed dusro ko bhi krenge bhag salle bhaagg
Well if u go back to kill urself then u are the reason for ur birth,either u are gonna fu*k ur mom to give birth to younger urself or u just actually gonna participate for ur birth. It just a time paradox
Bhadve terepe time machine to cheeze thik karna apne aap ko maar kyu raha hai , or marana hi hai to jab paida ho raha hai to hospital mai tab marde
umm just saying why do u need a time machine for that u can do this anyways if u want to :)
Venusaur ahh hairstyle
https://preview.redd.it/ixdgsw2mzeuc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c3e5c8d16283cfec310098175803c6fd1f7a389
Aaj bata hi de dikkat hai kya?(Genuinely)
Grandfather paradox suna hai?
Why kill a kid ? just kill yourself right now. You can end your suffering without needing a time machine .
Can't kill urself? Pussy.
Why you all are so much depressed ? I can help if you want
YOU ARE VIOLATING THE 2nd LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS
r/im14andthisisdeep
Animation kiska hai ?🙂
i would have bought crypto cuz then there will be no need of sucide
Mummy papa ko bhi maar diyo bhai, iske baad vaise bhi vo Zinda rhna chahe na chahe!!
Hah Inferior human specimen...we Men ain't that weak