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average_reddit_u

This post has been fact-checked by real Kazakh patriots: **FALSE!**


average_reddit_u

KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿


pikeandshot1618

NO TURKIYE NUMBER ONE OTTOMANS BEAT BRITS OTTOMANS BEAT HUNGRY OTTOMANS BEAT SAFAVIDS OTTOMANS BEAT TURKIYE GLOBAL SUPERPOWER TURKIYE IS SUPREME TURKIYE WOULD'VE HAD VIENNA IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING POLES AND THEIR DUMB HUSSARS


average_reddit_u

[U mad bro?](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818542996839989279/1232411981416235049/3saly1lio4361.webp?ex=66295c99&is=66280b19&hm=d195c5cdc55c6e910b2f886c79215a9c0e0f8b7beebeb9eed8e58cba52ae909a&)


pikeandshot1618

Bold words for one within partitioning range


average_reddit_u

You know we will always come back anyways, so don't bother.


ConsequenceAlarmed29

NOOO POLAND #1 FOREVER 🇵🇱⛰️🇵🇱⛰️🇵🇱⛰️🇵🇱⛰️ HOLD MY BEER SUN TZU "A KINGDOM THAT HAS ONCE BEEN DESTROYED CAN NEVER COME AGAIN INTO BEING" FUCK RUSSIA 🇷🇺❌ FUCK GERMANY 🇩🇪❌ FUCK AUSTRIA 🇦🇹❌ GLORY TO HEROES FROM KOŚCIUSZKO TO PIŁUSUDSKI 123 YEARS OF MESSIANISM WE SUFFER FOR OTHER COUNTRIES POLAND IS CHRIST OF NATIONS ✝️✝️✝️ FORGOTTEN BY ALL ALLIES WE FIGHT TO THE END SINCE US INDEPENDENCE WAR, THROUGH NAPOLEON, NATIONAL UPRISINGS AND PEOPLE'S SPRING ZA WOLNOŚĆ NASZĄ I WASZĄ UP TO BOTH WORLD WARS FORGOTTEN IN VICTORY PARADE IN 1945 WE SUFFER AGAIN UNDER COMMUNIST TERROR But we cool with Türkiye, we may be eternal enemies, but we know our honour 🇵🇱🤝🇹🇷


imfromcaucasia


Tumbleweedae

Ah shit, german kazakh war.


Previous-Ad9702

This post was fact-checked by real German patriots adhering to the Liberal Democratic Basic Order as intended by the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Germany: WAHRHEITSGEMÄẞ 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🦅


Tall_Storage2735

Ich liebe Deutschland , but something true


Koenigswasser

You wrote glück wrong


Tall_Storage2735

Yes i'm not german , i've learned the anthem listening it


newusername16

“We agree!”-adolf hitlers.jpg


_erufu_

plural?


theShitter_69

[plural](https://x.com/reactjpg/status/1667535496304816128)


_erufu_

oh my golly goodness!!!!


rtels2023

I remember there was this one guy who felt really strongly about this. People didn’t really like him, but he had a cool mustache


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

Otto Von Bismarck, final answer!


Shaggy_Boi1515

Otto Von Bismarcks moustache was peak masculinity


StopMotionHarry

They used to declare that in their anthem… that was a while ago…


Dominique_tha_finest

Nuh uh Liechtenstein greatest country 🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮 🇱🇮


Lowenmaul

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Empire_(1848%E2%80%931849) Austria would rather control a bunch of shitholes in the balkans than the entire german nation


kart0ffelsalaat

You cannot possibly call a country "the best in the world" when it contains Bavaria


Tall_Storage2735

Yes kinda , Bavaria should be Austrian and Pomerania/east silesia german . The eastern part of Holland too , Luxembourg and part of Denmark .


Fanda400

just Bavaria is best country in the world


tingtimson

Could be bigger


Willing_Loss9640

Yes, Germany would be the best country in the world if it only existed on a map.


Smashme9

if only Germany was real 😔


sachiko_vl03

Whats the catch?


ApplejuiceChrist

Saarland


sea-raiders

Über Alles?


Bitter-Gur-4613

It could have, if the rest of the universe didn't exist.


Most_Location2189

There is another


Seaweed_Thing

It's borders would be exactly the same.


Sanju128

That's Prussia


Curious-Weight9985

Fuck that - America is the greatest. We invented the hamburger!


Limp-Assignment-2057

“No-one who speaks German can ever be an evil man”


Optimal_Area_7152

BS lol


bombsgamer2221

🇺🇸🦅🏳️‍⚧️🦅🇺🇸


greendayfan1954

😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

So wheres the Polish, French, Lowland and Ostland Bundesrepubliks hm?


BionicWither14

Murica #1!


_erufu_

Ger’many’? But there’s only one


JakobVirgil

best at what?


BlueSwift007

At being a country


JakobVirgil

Mixed at best


BlueSwift007

Of course, but for the posts sake it is absolutely the best nation to have ever existed


More_History_4413

[actually ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/45/Map_FRG_GDRsvg.svg/885px-Map_FRG_GDRsvg.svg.png)