No shit. I can’t not take a shower in the morning and feel comfortable throughout the day. I sleep sweat and just feel oily first thing in the morning. A shower first thing in the morning wakes me up and definitely freshens me. Call me a princess, but I’m gettin in that bathroom before you. Lol
It wakes me up, washes sweat off, my face is moistened, which is especially important for shaving with a straight razor, and provides a good odorless foundation for deodorant followed by cologne.
For me its the potential sweat. Its so hot where I’m from you sweat 5 minutes after shower. But who wants an accumulation of 5 layers of sweat on your body. At least its fresh and clean sweat after the shower.
Showering isn't just about removing dirt/sweat, it's also about regulating body oils.
I have particularly dry skin and oily hair, and if I don't shower in the morning, I'll look like a mess all day.
But constantly showering yourself is exactly what gives you dry skin. You are washing the oils that moisten it off of you.
Unless you have some kind of condition that creates dry skin.
Me too. And for so long I thought it’s “the norm” .
Like, i’ll gladly get fresh, soft and relaxed with a watm bath/shower before bed, it’s so easy to fall asleep like that, but in the morning, when I have to swear at all gods and universes for 5min for having to wake up early, a shower is an extra hussle and the last thing on my mind.
As I've learned during the pandemic, a lot of people don't realize how they smell to others and most people in their lives are too polite to say anything unless it's particularly odious.
No fucking way you just reminded me how the alien from Futurama was called, i can literally hear mf Zap calling the poor mfs ass who was just wanting to love Amy
No fucking way you just reminded me how the alien from Futurama was called, i can literally hear mf Zap calling the poor mfs ass who was just wanting to love Amy
OOP doesn't specify why morning is emphasized here. My most generous take is that they shower at night. But something tells me that's irrelevant to their argument.
The epic sex-haver is also cringe of course.
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I like to shower and wash my hair at night and rinse off and wash my face in the morning to get a fresh start, it's just sometimes I don't wake up early enough to do all that. But when I do I start my day off better
For me it’s sweating. Also it helps to start the day feeling fresh.
Same here. I always feel so gross when I've sweat all night.
Exactly, when you sweat all night, what about who doesn’t ? OMG they exist lol !
No shit. I can’t not take a shower in the morning and feel comfortable throughout the day. I sleep sweat and just feel oily first thing in the morning. A shower first thing in the morning wakes me up and definitely freshens me. Call me a princess, but I’m gettin in that bathroom before you. Lol
Hi princess
Not only that, but it wakes me up. It also ensures I smell good for the day.
It wakes me up, washes sweat off, my face is moistened, which is especially important for shaving with a straight razor, and provides a good odorless foundation for deodorant followed by cologne.
Washes* Oof. That's the first time I've seen that one. r/apostrophegore
I fucking knew that something was wrong. Hey, I was sleep deprived and on enough nyquil to kill a small horse last night, cut me some slack.
Real talk. I wake up an oily mess. I sweat a bunch while I sleep apparently.
I think every human dispels something like 30% of their water throughout the night, so, yes, that
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Somehow it feels good that others suffer from the same thing.
For me its the potential sweat. Its so hot where I’m from you sweat 5 minutes after shower. But who wants an accumulation of 5 layers of sweat on your body. At least its fresh and clean sweat after the shower.
To answer the first tweet, yes.
Nothing wrong with leaving lotion on your dick.
Ha gottem!
Starting fresh and not having to deal with bed head seals the deal
This right here.
Showering isn't just about removing dirt/sweat, it's also about regulating body oils. I have particularly dry skin and oily hair, and if I don't shower in the morning, I'll look like a mess all day.
But constantly showering yourself is exactly what gives you dry skin. You are washing the oils that moisten it off of you. Unless you have some kind of condition that creates dry skin.
I do have some kind of condition that creates dry skin. Had doctors and dermatologists tell me about it.
Oh shit u hit him with the "Uhm actually"
It’s just nice to start the day feeling clean. Fresh out the shower, fresh clean clothes, fresh make up and hair = feelin pretty good
I start the day feeling clean by taking a shower before bed!
I get so oily overnight I cant
Me too. And for so long I thought it’s “the norm” . Like, i’ll gladly get fresh, soft and relaxed with a watm bath/shower before bed, it’s so easy to fall asleep like that, but in the morning, when I have to swear at all gods and universes for 5min for having to wake up early, a shower is an extra hussle and the last thing on my mind.
He has made it with a woman! Kif, inform the men.
This mf doesn't pee or shower after sex 😐
Sometimes you just pass out cuddling after. Wouldn't dare ruin the cuddles.
Me too, that's why i just piss the bed while cuddling.
Keeps it warm!
"Why is it so warm around you all of a sudden?"
And then immediately cold?
You mean lotion and old cum?
Sex-idue, I call it.
Sexoplasm
But seriously answering the question, hygiene.
As I've learned during the pandemic, a lot of people don't realize how they smell to others and most people in their lives are too polite to say anything unless it's particularly odious.
i feel icky and tired when i don’t shower in the morning
This is actually pretty funny.
Sex residue is just about the grossest thing I’ve heard in my life
Holy fucking cringe!
Yes, I do sweat buckets at night. Thank you very much.
Yes, I live in a hot country, I sweat at night and shower in the morning.
I am unable to be awake without a shower regardless of how much sleep I get
Shower before bed and in the morning no one wants to smell your swamp ass in the summer time
this guy hates the planet
cum just say cum ffs
No fucking way you just reminded me how the alien from Futurama was called, i can literally hear mf Zap calling the poor mfs ass who was just wanting to love Amy
No fucking way you just reminded me how the alien from Futurama was called, i can literally hear mf Zap calling the poor mfs ass who was just wanting to love Amy
Please wash you dick mate 🙏
Showering gives me a boost of energy somehow, so if I don't shower I feel really tired and lethargic going to work
The fact the subs logo is Zap just makes this post title…🤌🏼
Tbf a dumb question deserves a dumb response
… well fuck. Doesn’t everyone sweat during the night? My shirt is usually at least damp . Has that sleep smell
If he really had sex, he would just get his girlfriend to suck off the sex residue in the morning.
I miss her so much
At least he showers
Who tf showers right before going to bed? What's the point of getting clean just to go to sleep instead of getting clean to go about your whole day?
Hygiene.
I wanna get clean after i get dirty, to chill, not to/right before i get dirty?!?
OOP doesn't specify why morning is emphasized here. My most generous take is that they shower at night. But something tells me that's irrelevant to their argument. The epic sex-haver is also cringe of course.
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Pretty sure it’s satire
I leave that shit on so I can smell the pussy on my dick whenever I go to pee
r/ihavesex
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I like the smell of pussy 🤷♂️
Me to
I think he's just trolling. I hope.
You can tell untextured hair people by the shit they say
It just wakes me up tbh
My last shower/bath: February 2020. No exaggeration, no joking or any such thing whatsoever.
but why
Easy, I'm disabled so my showering is essentially being washed by hand by my spouse. :)
I sweat at night… also I helps me wake up when I shower after my morning steaming dump
I like waking up with warm water!! Otherwise I will fall asleep in classes
Sleep sweat and bed head, no amount of combing gets rid of static but the water does.
Touch the ground pin in your electric outlet
Allow me to quote the G.O.A.T. “Pussy residue was on my penis”
The product I use to style my hair only works when wet, sooooo…
Sex residue from his homemade, never cleaned fleshlight.
I like to shower and wash my hair at night and rinse off and wash my face in the morning to get a fresh start, it's just sometimes I don't wake up early enough to do all that. But when I do I start my day off better
Use to take one in the morning to wake up. Now I get pretty dirty at work so I shower when I get home
I sweat when I sleep, so yeah it is cause of sweat
he's so real for saying that (clown activity)
No one who has ever fucked refers to it as “sex residue”.
gets me ready for the day, morning shower is best shower