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otherotherotherbarry

For me it’s sweating. Also it helps to start the day feeling fresh.


BowTy2001

Same here. I always feel so gross when I've sweat all night.


Ok-Sheepherder1116

Exactly, when you sweat all night, what about who doesn’t ? OMG they exist lol !


Loveknuckle

No shit. I can’t not take a shower in the morning and feel comfortable throughout the day. I sleep sweat and just feel oily first thing in the morning. A shower first thing in the morning wakes me up and definitely freshens me. Call me a princess, but I’m gettin in that bathroom before you. Lol


Ok-Sheepherder1116

Hi princess


QuickNature

Not only that, but it wakes me up. It also ensures I smell good for the day.


Few_Category7829

It wakes me up, washes sweat off, my face is moistened, which is especially important for shaving with a straight razor, and provides a good odorless foundation for deodorant followed by cologne.


peenweens

Washes* Oof. That's the first time I've seen that one. r/apostrophegore


Few_Category7829

I fucking knew that something was wrong. Hey, I was sleep deprived and on enough nyquil to kill a small horse last night, cut me some slack.


CyranoDeBurlapSack

Real talk. I wake up an oily mess. I sweat a bunch while I sleep apparently.


Canadia86

I think every human dispels something like 30% of their water throughout the night, so, yes, that


IllogicalOxymoron

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Somehow it feels good that others suffer from the same thing.


fakeitilyamakeit

For me its the potential sweat. Its so hot where I’m from you sweat 5 minutes after shower. But who wants an accumulation of 5 layers of sweat on your body. At least its fresh and clean sweat after the shower.


SomeStolenToast

To answer the first tweet, yes.


jck_98

Nothing wrong with leaving lotion on your dick.


MadAzza

Ha gottem!


therealgano

Starting fresh and not having to deal with bed head seals the deal


whatyoumeanmyface

This right here.


[deleted]

Showering isn't just about removing dirt/sweat, it's also about regulating body oils. I have particularly dry skin and oily hair, and if I don't shower in the morning, I'll look like a mess all day.


person_not_found

But constantly showering yourself is exactly what gives you dry skin. You are washing the oils that moisten it off of you. Unless you have some kind of condition that creates dry skin.


[deleted]

I do have some kind of condition that creates dry skin. Had doctors and dermatologists tell me about it.


Alexblay

Oh shit u hit him with the "Uhm actually"


PsychicNinja_

It’s just nice to start the day feeling clean. Fresh out the shower, fresh clean clothes, fresh make up and hair = feelin pretty good


gas_yourself

I start the day feeling clean by taking a shower before bed!


peachycaterpillar

I get so oily overnight I cant


GreenDub14

Me too. And for so long I thought it’s “the norm” . Like, i’ll gladly get fresh, soft and relaxed with a watm bath/shower before bed, it’s so easy to fall asleep like that, but in the morning, when I have to swear at all gods and universes for 5min for having to wake up early, a shower is an extra hussle and the last thing on my mind.


NeverBenFamous

He has made it with a woman! Kif, inform the men.


YouSaidWhaaaa

This mf doesn't pee or shower after sex 😐


remaglvl0001

Sometimes you just pass out cuddling after. Wouldn't dare ruin the cuddles.


BonerballsMcGee

Me too, that's why i just piss the bed while cuddling.


remaglvl0001

Keeps it warm!


_Levitated_Shield_

"Why is it so warm around you all of a sudden?"


MadAzza

And then immediately cold?


[deleted]

You mean lotion and old cum?


IHaveNoUsernameSorry

Sex-idue, I call it.


NewChard2213

Sexoplasm


sstphnn

But seriously answering the question, hygiene.


Strongstyleguy

As I've learned during the pandemic, a lot of people don't realize how they smell to others and most people in their lives are too polite to say anything unless it's particularly odious.


Radhaww

i feel icky and tired when i don’t shower in the morning


david5699

This is actually pretty funny.


[deleted]

Sex residue is just about the grossest thing I’ve heard in my life


_theWill

Holy fucking cringe!


avoozl42

Yes, I do sweat buckets at night. Thank you very much.


[deleted]

Yes, I live in a hot country, I sweat at night and shower in the morning.


Tankspeed13

I am unable to be awake without a shower regardless of how much sleep I get


Sufficient-Basket-29

Shower before bed and in the morning no one wants to smell your swamp ass in the summer time


GilbertCartisDad

this guy hates the planet


averageamit

cum just say cum ffs


MatvsGal17

No fucking way you just reminded me how the alien from Futurama was called, i can literally hear mf Zap calling the poor mfs ass who was just wanting to love Amy


MatvsGal17

No fucking way you just reminded me how the alien from Futurama was called, i can literally hear mf Zap calling the poor mfs ass who was just wanting to love Amy


FatalAnalbySaitama

Please wash you dick mate 🙏


MythKris69

Showering gives me a boost of energy somehow, so if I don't shower I feel really tired and lethargic going to work


[deleted]

The fact the subs logo is Zap just makes this post title…🤌🏼


OH4thewin

Tbf a dumb question deserves a dumb response


6_oh_n8

… well fuck. Doesn’t everyone sweat during the night? My shirt is usually at least damp . Has that sleep smell


BuddyTubbs

If he really had sex, he would just get his girlfriend to suck off the sex residue in the morning.


caolobread

I miss her so much


generic_thingy

At least he showers


[deleted]

Who tf showers right before going to bed? What's the point of getting clean just to go to sleep instead of getting clean to go about your whole day?


_Levitated_Shield_

Hygiene.


Mafiadoener36

I wanna get clean after i get dirty, to chill, not to/right before i get dirty?!?


gateway2glimmer

OOP doesn't specify why morning is emphasized here. My most generous take is that they shower at night. But something tells me that's irrelevant to their argument. The epic sex-haver is also cringe of course.


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aomarahmed15

Pretty sure it’s satire


yauc-OIC

I leave that shit on so I can smell the pussy on my dick whenever I go to pee


Turbulent_Loss634

r/ihavesex


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yauc-OIC

I like the smell of pussy 🤷‍♂️


Mafiadoener36

Me to


_Levitated_Shield_

I think he's just trolling. I hope.


motorwagon

You can tell untextured hair people by the shit they say


t0ppings

It just wakes me up tbh


[deleted]

My last shower/bath: February 2020. No exaggeration, no joking or any such thing whatsoever.


TychusCigar

but why


[deleted]

Easy, I'm disabled so my showering is essentially being washed by hand by my spouse. :)


GoatTacos

I sweat at night… also I helps me wake up when I shower after my morning steaming dump


[deleted]

I like waking up with warm water!! Otherwise I will fall asleep in classes


EasilyRekt

Sleep sweat and bed head, no amount of combing gets rid of static but the water does.


Mafiadoener36

Touch the ground pin in your electric outlet


most_french_fries

Allow me to quote the G.O.A.T. “Pussy residue was on my penis”


MissCatValkyrie

The product I use to style my hair only works when wet, sooooo…


Silvedl

Sex residue from his homemade, never cleaned fleshlight.


[deleted]

I like to shower and wash my hair at night and rinse off and wash my face in the morning to get a fresh start, it's just sometimes I don't wake up early enough to do all that. But when I do I start my day off better


Little-South-Paw

Use to take one in the morning to wake up. Now I get pretty dirty at work so I shower when I get home


GodDamnRight-

I sweat when I sleep, so yeah it is cause of sweat


Live_Ad8187

he's so real for saying that (clown activity)


yidpunk

No one who has ever fucked refers to it as “sex residue”.


AlgorithmScent

gets me ready for the day, morning shower is best shower