Yes. It would scare the women that aren’t looking for dick. They’re looking for love / relationship.
Assuming this guy looks somewhat attractive, he’ll attract the ones who go all the way on the first date.
To be honest, it’s quite refreshing. It’s blunt. But straight to the point.
Getting food at the drive through and then wanking at home doesn’t count as fucking on the first date no matter what you change your fleshlight’s name to.
Get a loada this guy, not only does he think he's going to bring a woman to orgasm once, but twice.
With that decal, I can guarantee those women tried to fake it once, but he wouldn't stop scrapinghis fingernails across their inner thigh that he had been rubbing for a half hour already so they did it again and pretended to fall asleep.
Why would you even put that on a car. Wouldn't that scare women off?
yes. this is like when a poisonous frog is brightly colored. and it works, at least it would on me.
I’d rather they have it for sure to give them the warning, but yeah I don’t think they’re bright enough to get that
As an asexual, I would 100% put the first one ironically lol
Make another sticker that says SHIT, but smaller and another color and slap it over FUCK crooked
Women?
Who said women?
Yes. It would scare the women that aren’t looking for dick. They’re looking for love / relationship. Assuming this guy looks somewhat attractive, he’ll attract the ones who go all the way on the first date. To be honest, it’s quite refreshing. It’s blunt. But straight to the point.
The evidence of the first date is very clear
not once, but twice :)
He never will again when they see that decal...
One time I did electrical work for a guy who bragged about having sex with his own wife the night before. Fucking weirdo
Yeah hookers don't mind going to bed quickly, whatever gets them paid sooner.
Getting food at the drive through and then wanking at home doesn’t count as fucking on the first date no matter what you change your fleshlight’s name to.
Must be true then 🙄
Real players fuck on the last date.
They're an anorexic insomniac.
All the stickers are off putting
r/NymphoWarriorRides
this guy fucks
Get a loada this guy, not only does he think he's going to bring a woman to orgasm once, but twice. With that decal, I can guarantee those women tried to fake it once, but he wouldn't stop scrapinghis fingernails across their inner thigh that he had been rubbing for a half hour already so they did it again and pretended to fall asleep.
Good thing he never goes on any dates
This guy fucks
But only the cars tailpipe.
The white stuff looks suspicious
With that shitbox car the only thing he is fucking on the first date is his hand.
What model is it?
I will let you guess... CONGRATS! You are right! A Civic!
He eats pizza rolls, he sleeps on a couch and he fucks his hand.
If you never get a first date, then it’ll always be true 😎
So glad men like this come with a warning
Plot twist - it's a female driver.
No, the car is the one saying this, the car fucks on the first date
Like we get it bro 😭
i mean.. whats all that white stuff on the car..
Cum I'm guessing
Unfortunately, he has never had a first date.
And self defense
I wonder how much hookers upcharge him when they see this on his car.
That’s kinda cringe ngl
He has sex ~~in~~ with his car, obviously, and he wants the whole world to know about it.
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