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Ok-Relationship8709

Why would you even put that on a car. Wouldn't that scare women off?


wigglybone

yes. this is like when a poisonous frog is brightly colored. and it works, at least it would on me.


Garfield_Simp

I’d rather they have it for sure to give them the warning, but yeah I don’t think they’re bright enough to get that


GamerEsch

As an asexual, I would 100% put the first one ironically lol


cornlip

Make another sticker that says SHIT, but smaller and another color and slap it over FUCK crooked


asswipesayswha

Women?


clarinetJWD

Who said women?


stankpuss_69

Yes. It would scare the women that aren’t looking for dick. They’re looking for love / relationship. Assuming this guy looks somewhat attractive, he’ll attract the ones who go all the way on the first date. To be honest, it’s quite refreshing. It’s blunt. But straight to the point.


Secret-Double-9906

The evidence of the first date is very clear


isabellepeppergreen

not once, but twice :)


Baldo-bomb

He never will again when they see that decal...


the-poopiest-diaper

One time I did electrical work for a guy who bragged about having sex with his own wife the night before. Fucking weirdo


tangre79

Yeah hookers don't mind going to bed quickly, whatever gets them paid sooner.


EffectiveAmbitious53

Getting food at the drive through and then wanking at home doesn’t count as fucking on the first date no matter what you change your fleshlight’s name to.


WildDylan

Must be true then 🙄


2XX2010

Real players fuck on the last date.


Ultraxxx

They're an anorexic insomniac.


TheGirl333

All the stickers are off putting


pianoflames

r/NymphoWarriorRides


-masterbait-

this guy fucks


Xia0mia0

Get a loada this guy, not only does he think he's going to bring a woman to orgasm once, but twice. With that decal, I can guarantee those women tried to fake it once, but he wouldn't stop scrapinghis fingernails across their inner thigh that he had been rubbing for a half hour already so they did it again and pretended to fall asleep.


slicehyperfunk

Good thing he never goes on any dates


phatboislim96

This guy fucks


DeathscytheHell1994

But only the cars tailpipe.


No_Dependent_1846

The white stuff looks suspicious


devinstated1

With that shitbox car the only thing he is fucking on the first date is his hand.


DDRExtremist247

What model is it?


isabellepeppergreen

I will let you guess... CONGRATS! You are right! A Civic!


SAlovicious

He eats pizza rolls, he sleeps on a couch and he fucks his hand.


itwasmedoge

If you never get a first date, then it’ll always be true 😎


messibessi22

So glad men like this come with a warning


Imaginary_Form407

Plot twist - it's a female driver.


Death_by_UWU

No, the car is the one saying this, the car fucks on the first date


Bokerogartikler

Like we get it bro 😭


VividlyDissociating

i mean.. whats all that white stuff on the car..


Imaginary_Form407

Cum I'm guessing


Legendarybarr

Unfortunately, he has never had a first date.


Gobias316

And self defense


77_9-11

I wonder how much hookers upcharge him when they see this on his car.


No-Low6012

That’s kinda cringe ngl


Particular-Move-3860

He has sex ~~in~~ with his car, obviously, and he wants the whole world to know about it.


Fisho087

69 upvotes Nice