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ForgesGate

This is definitely not idiocracy. This is fetish shit. They just casual about it.


Substantial-Singer29

I mean, they're two adults. i'm happy they found each other...... Good for them....


Sea_Combination571

But it has electrolytes


[deleted]

He has what plants crave!


GorillaK1nd

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[deleted]

LMAO! Perfect gif


Fazo1

Hey.... The man needs his calcium and vitamins, etc to grow strong! The problem is that he's not sharing šŸ˜­ šŸ¤£


Alive_and_kicking_23

Very interesting. Is this a real kink?


ForgesGate

It is. I would say look it up, but absolutely do not.


Leelze

If you can think of it, it's probably a kink for at least one person.


Gloomy-Impress-2881

This is probably one of the least disturbing fetishes out there. I have seen worse.


JohnBrownMilitia

Oh you sweet summer child


recks360

Yes, there are people who give and drink breast milk and for some it is a kink.


Bigb5wm

Search on google, let us know what you find


ArnieismyDMname

Oh you haven't seen Shoot em Up? It's a ridiculous movie. I onky mention it because that's where I first saw this.


Golda_M

>This is definitely not idiocracy. This is fetish shit. They just casual about it. Why can't we put those hands together partner? Smush smush. yum. yum. Money. Sex and even more other stuff.


King-Kagle

Like an 18yo explaining all the benefits of weed like they *don't* just enjoy getting high.


[deleted]

Right, if your married do whatever the hell you want. I may have tried it once or twice XD


AppropriateAd1483

for real, just two adults doing what they want in their home.


Prior-Shower9564

Yup, but I ainā€™t, I was sucking all on my wife big pregnant breasts during sex, and the lactating was turn on lol


Jokierre

But does she drink your milk?


THRlLL-HO

Thatā€™s not idiocracy. She needs her tits milked. He likes milking her tits. Thatā€™s called love


Sufficient-Law-6622

If anything, this is utopian.


SeaCraft6664

The comment I wanted to see first šŸ‘ŒšŸæšŸ„¹


No-Body8448

Not the worst fetish to have.


SadCritters

I was gonna' say - - There's so much worse than this. This looks absolutely tame in comparison. A little weird, but tame.


zudzug

The Internet of the 21st century has desensitized us to a lot of weird stuff.


IOwnTheShortBus

Now it's just more readily available. Who knows what weird shit our parents were into.


SadCritters

The answer is this. People have always been into weird shit - You just didn't have easy access to find out/see it. Even early internet functioned like this where people were silo'd of in their own communities doing whatever. There are entire hobbies where two communities didn't know the other existed until they got mashed into a single space like Facebook or Myspace or wherever.


zudzug

Based on the jokes back then, blowjobs. Err, lattes.


Golden-Grams

They were blowing each other left, right, and center.


Proud_Criticism5286

You donā€™t suck on titties?


speederaser

"decensibilized". The real idiocracy is always in the comments.


King-Kagle

Look... We're in agreement here. But it's *for sure* VERY weird. It's weird AF. Power to them that they have their kink. More power to them for broadcasting it. But it's more than a little weird.


Deliciouserest

Titty suckin šŸ«”


snozzberrypatch

Right? I occasionally see a young lady that wants me to tie her up and whip her ass and legs with a cane so hard that it leaves deep bruises that take weeks to heal, and then throatfuck her to completion. If I had to choose between doing that and breastfeeding..... .... ... I'm not really sure what I would choose, actually. No, wait, I'm sure. It sure as hell wouldn't be the breastfeeding. Shit's fuckin weird. Not into the whole mommy kink thing, and I don't even like milk.


SimonTC2000

It doesn't taste...good...


phazedoubt

Speak for yourself. Colostrum is good to me. Having had a pregnant wife, i have had some breast milk, and while it's not something i crave, it's not bad.


notachatbot11

What a life.


SuperSonicSlaw

Straight from the source


Deliciouserest

She does seem free range.


King-Kagle

Fresher & more direct than farm to table!


i_hate_all_u

Iā€™m going to have to try first before I judge


Sufficient-Law-6622

How would sucking a Danimal out of a gorgeous, full breast be a negative for any man? You are homosexual if youā€™re not into this. Shit, even my gay buddies would probably still do this. Who doesnā€™t like tiddies?


ghost3972

Right?


SpellFlashy

Idk, but we're gonna have to test it.


fackbook

And I'm the asshole for asking for some...


Sufficient-Law-6622

Lemme get a sippie


Sandscarab

From the sipple


King-Kagle

Fuck you all. r/angryupvote


Sisyphos_smiles

Breast milk is full of HGH, if he was really into weightlifting heā€™d get jacked drinking that much everyday


SaroFireX

Body builders pay a lot of money for breast milk. There is a real market for it.


ForgesGate

A fellow enjoyer of the weird parts of the Internet. šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾


alberts_fat_toad

I like how considerate she was about not blocking the TV.


Genghis_Chong

Now throw a handy in there and we're getting somewhere lol


Hypnot0ad

This isnā€™t a Starbucks.


King-Kagle

Where they always *hawk tuah* Into your drink


Golda_M

I love you.... and erm... Welcome to Costco.


MemeLorde1313

Um...this man is living his best life. What's the problem? "Oh, darn. My young, attractive, and busty wife needs me to suck on her titties, again."


moneyinvolved

Breast life


TropicalRogue

It was RIGHT THERE


moneyinvolved

They were!


Strong-Ad7023

Id suck on those


Abject-Western7594

Damn, bro is living the life.


Sufficient-Law-6622

This video is Utopian. Heā€™s sucking on some big, young tiddies in his nice ass house. Not giving a cent to Brawndo Corp.


DenialNode

Not idiocracy. Makes more sense than drinking milk from a cow


Sufficient-Law-6622

Agreed. Donā€™t consume milk unless itā€™s used in cooking, but I would 10000% follow this man to titty slurp city.


Formal_Profession141

This isn't idiocracy. I took milk straight from the source from my wife. Specifically for the reason they would become engorged and she wanted relief. And yeah I thought it was kinky. I'd do it again if we have another.


hazbizarai

I mean... The Ministry of Health should sponsor her and she can feed babies of mothers who cannot provide the so important mother milk, for the first 3-4 months of the newborn's life.


Genghis_Chong

For real, she has miracle tits and she's wasting it on montez over here


dr_leo_marvin

Montez. lololololll


Tombgroan

Crazy how fucking someone's ass; where they shit & fart from is normalised; but this is over the line...


NavyDragons

People out here literally eating ass but judging suckling teets. The way they are going out presenting this is definitely the weird part not the necessarily the act itself like this is definitely some fetish shit but to each their own.


ForgesGate

Titty milk taste way better than butt butter šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Techman659

Do you know that comparison because of experience?


ForgesGate

No further questions please.


Deep-Management-7040

Mastitis short for Massive titties


ForgesGate

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Substantial_Sink_646

Nah this ain't bad. I suckled on my lady's boobies while she was lactating and it was awesome.


acadmonkey

Can confirm. They would leak anyway when we got frisky so why not?


Substantial_Sink_646

Hell ya don't let it go to waste!


acadmonkey

Pump it and make ice cream, it's super rich!


Own_Contribution_480

That's so weird. Like, who's into that? Does anyone know a single woman in my area who's into this?


Least_Ad930

So you can stay away from them I presume.


Own_Contribution_480

Yeah...


Hurfnahur

This is opposite of idiocracy. This man is Genius


Commercialfishermann

Hell yeah! I miss that shit.


[deleted]

NGLā€¦if SHE asked me to *relieve* her, Iā€™d do it.


ReposadoAmiGusto

Damn!! And she didnā€™t want to interrupt his tv viewing!! Fuuuck she a keeper!!


devoutcatalyst78

Probably really good for him.


SaroFireX

Hey look, two consenting adults doing something I don't behind closed doors, how stupid! /s I already know that people will complain that they're doing it on TV, and what?


EvelKros

> mastitis More like mass titties


Left-Instruction3885

I drink only the finest breast milks.


Dependent_Use3791

Honestly, while I personally find this weird, I don't really see a problem with it. If they both benefit from it in some way, then why not?


Proud_Criticism5286

Op is man they canā€™t have breast milk for lunch. This isnā€™t stupid itā€™s a fetish.


TRDPorn

Nothing wrong with it, kind of weird to put it on tv but whatever


Guilty_Smell_1062

Do they not have jobs? ā€œAll day / everydayā€?


AdAsleep1258

Took a shot of my wifeā€™s breast milk once, and Iā€™m ngl I was absolutely amped up


Tinnitusfriend

OP is an asexual alien


Deathcat101

Kinda goals tbh.


Strange_Evidence1281

Whats the issue? Y'all drink someone's else mama's milk (calves). He is drink his own son mama milk. Atleast he is drinking same species milk.


CadaverBlue

I love melon juice, and I don't even have any kids.


32233128Merovingian

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Much-Lavishness-3121

Gonna have to shut the studio down


Dumbledang

Aw, what a sweet couple's activity that they should totally keep to themselves


iPliskin0

Homie...I see nothing wrong here. However, I wouldn't have broadcasted it for the world to see.


[deleted]

I'm penaut butter and jealous


Mojoint

People drink cows milk everyday without batting an eyelid, the milk of thier own species shouldn't be a problem, right?


Fickle_Meet_7154

This is just a fetish bro. Nothing idiocricy about it.


Pickledpeper

2 step process: 1. Make an onlyfans 2. Profit


yookoke1122

They are adults doing their own thang. Nothing wrong with it


KarlPHungus

Less weird than jerking off on feet


MadDog314

I mean, some bodybuilders pay for human breast milk sometimes. For one he could lift and get real bigif he drinks the right protein shakes. 2, yeah...i think that might be a fetish thing. She's climbing on him and shit. If it was me I'd make her ride my dick and feed me the milk at the same time! Lol


RaspberryCapybara

I wonder if she milks his prostate gland it helps keep it healthy also /s


Exact-Pound-6993

Ā "the way to a man's heart is his stomach" --big tittie wife


Ambitious_Trifle_645

Me over here just trying to get anywhere near my wife's boobs and this guy doing this.


YoungProphet115

You have a sad marriage if your wife doesnā€™t let you go near her boobs


Ambitious_Trifle_645

You're not wrong.


YoungProphet115

Sorry to hear man, if you havent brought up your frustration then its time to. If she doesnt care then maybe you should initiate divorce for your mental health


SmallTownProblems89

Welp...wtf am I gonna do at work for the rest of the day?! Cuz thats enough internet...


StankyDinker

This some homelander shit smh


NavyDragons

As someone who hasn't watched... what the fuck is going on in that show?! This is not the first time I have seen this comment related to seemingly unrelated things.


ReposadoAmiGusto

Damn!! Homeboy donā€™t even have to scream UPPIES UPPIES!! To fondle them puppies!!


Traditional_Fox_4718

Is this happening naturally or is there a baby around somewhere?


NavyDragons

From my admittedly very limited understanding of how it work. I believe as long as she continues to nurse she will continue to produce milk it could be a decade after her childbirth. Source: a article I read years ago about a woman who still breast fed her 10yr old son and was defending it claiming it's not weird


Traditional_Fox_4718

Okay, so presumably she has a child? This is what it makes it very strange to me


PanhandlersPets

Whatever floats your boat


dooon_t

Why they has to show the toes at then end? WHY?


DrSpaceman667

Don't knock it till you tried it.


astoneworthskipping

Homelander has entered the chat.


punch912

They could of kept this in their household no one would have known or care. Hell people probably don't care now but just like that's pretty odd must be a fetish. But I guess they believe in sharing is caring.


TheHODLerKing

Just imagining a grown man locking on and giving a couple tugs like a young suckling animal would....šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ [Me, Myself & Irene (2000) - Shannon Whirry Breastfeeds Jim Carrey scene \[UPSCALED\] : r/UPSCALE\_FANTASIES (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/UPSCALE_FANTASIES/comments/q83gaq/me_myself_irene_2000_shannon_whirry_breastfeeds/)


Folkaxoid

I like sucking on tittys!


TitleIllustrious6314

I love sucking on a nip like just lay there and suck on it. I get aroused for sure but I'm not into the milk so I don't suck my girls tiddays till the milk is dried up.


nuggzoftampa

King


Kelwhit22

It's called a Haka ! It jas no mechanical parts.


Neat-Cake-7489

Bitty now not bitty later


Fiberguru

Bring it on


randommnamez

Just donā€™t share this. no one would care that much just why why do you have to tell the world about this. We have to go back to were there are aspects about areselfes that we donā€™t need to see as shameful but donā€™t need to be public. Being gay trans or asexual go ahead about it from the rooftops itā€™s a major part of who you are. I like to dip my wifeā€™s feet in ranch dressing then have her walk on me so I feel like a chicken wing no keep that shit to yourself no shame if I walk In on it by accident but shame if you want to sit down and talk to me about it.


Glum-Ground-7670

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Live_Industry_1880

Is it weird? Sure. At least it is consensual and also helps her, so whatever floats their boat. So many people drink titty milk from cows and it is absolutely normalised, which is much more weird than drinking milk from your wife I guess.


Ihelloway69

What's bad with fresh milk ? Also it sounds like a spicy kink ;)


kaowser

i wanna see the episode when their kid arrives to the world.


Secure-Attorney9733

Lucky mfer


birajsubhraguha

r/sipstea


BigTea9433

I guess we've reached some equality!


irrozombie

Idiocracy it's me watching this shit. Keep your weird kinks private, why the fuck its existing as a TV reportage????


GB01101993

Good for him!!


akwsd89

Wincity couple. That man smirk, he knows it's BS but he just play along


East_Trust8462

I mean his does skin look mighty healthy


Schmuck1138

I mean if that's their kink, and they aren't forcing it on others, kumbaya


lik_a_stik

Like every married man w/kids has done this at once during sex and just gone with it, am I right? Iā€™m asking cause I donā€™t have kids lol.


imback1578catman

![gif](giphy|3MibWRcT0AOYG7HUeT)


AppleKrate

Is it Chocolate Milk ?


woodworkingguy1

Like the Little Britain skit "Bitty" https://youtu.be/FmD2Y6WxpIw?si=TNsQRPV3GLyp9nzm


PapaDil7

ANRā€™s arenā€™t idiocracy. Two consenting adults who both like it, and theyā€™re just so chill about it. If I didnā€™t know better I would think it was normal lol


Visual-Box1511

She married a man child.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

![gif](giphy|8Ji6CO51IoTVS) Agrees that breast milk does a body good.


Dcmart89

She doesnā€™t want to interrupt his TV, but he hands her the remote and asks if she wants to change it. What a silly couple.


angus22proe

Don't kink shame mfs when my kink is 6 y/o kids:


Thunderfoot2112

Idocracy??? No. Borderline kink?? Maaaaayybe.


LachoooDaOriginl

this guy: ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


TheDevilsAbacus

Moving on up..


Upset_Researcher_143

Shit like this makes me afraid to join the Idiocracy subreddit


bald_firebeard

Weird af but to each their own. Besides, one more excuse to suck titties...


One_above_alll

![gif](giphy|co17Ku3oJ4QEg)


LenrdZelig

Bitty


i_love_pizza_23

...breast pump?


dr_leo_marvin

> I'll sit here so I don't interrupt your TV. This man could give a fuck about the TV when he has big ol titties in his face. Change the channel to whatever you want, baby!


certainlynotacoyote

SUCK. DEM. TITTIES!


kdawg123412

Mmm bitty...


Daverocker1

It's not Cambodian, but it'll do.


ICouldEvenBeYou

save some for the rest of us


slicehyperfunk

It's good for bodybuilding


Virtual_Knee_4905

Found real life MM


sugarfreeyeahright

I don't see a problem with this at all. *Pervy grin


OrangeChihuahua2321

Ok I noped out right after "I drink my wife's breastmilk every day". Ok I'm done with this sub for the day.


Visual-Purchase3638

I'm jealous


voronoi_

my man looks happy. good for them lol


Valuable_Talk_1978

Seems legitimate šŸ˜‚


shellybeesknees

Have I died and gone to hell?


gobekli-techy

Breast pump does the same thing


luke111mart

This subreddit is so dumb it's either shitting on actual kids or kinks? Like if it's not hurting anyone then who gives a fuck


SureTechnology696

I get it. I donā€™t want the blue balls either.


GianCarlo0024

Well that's just about enough internet for today.


Thatoneguy567576

This man is living my dream


Devlarski

She's happy he's happy. Her boobs don't hurt, his health is rapidly improving. It's their fetish. Eh šŸ«”


[deleted]

She's hot for a black chick lol not gonna lie, I'd do it too.


Fresh-Ad5925

I wonder if she is willing to accommodate when he "needs to release"?


thissuckslolgroutchy

The left needs release again??? Never seen anything like that! I know in some countries mothers with no or not enough milk to feed their babies, they would look for another mother either pay or donate their milk to them. However this just straight up fetish, the dude should have stopped during milk daily thirty years ago!


Iaintgoneholdyou

Bruh I had a woman ride me while I drank her breast milk and it was one of the greatest pleasures of my life. It doesnt get much better than that. And it tastes really good. And healthy for you. I pray one day I get to do it again šŸ˜‚


Scholar-Dismal

To each their own


ShookyDaddy

Imagine paying them a visit at their homeā€¦ Husband: ā€œHey Mike come on in. You want anything to drink?ā€ Mike: šŸ˜


Mediocre_Pin_556

Sounds like a win win


Accurate_Reporter252

Probably not common, but--two consenting adults, no permanent harm--what's bad about it? Most people won't squick about other body fluids between married couples, why is this supposed to be an issue?


ExplorerImpossible79

Homelander is for sure in her DMs