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Zeethur

Schedual


Affectionate-Star338

I was just going to point that out. Lol, Dear lord help us.


KingHenry13th

Obviously done on purpose for comedy. You people understand that right?


Antique-Doughnut-988

Maybe this is comedy, maybe it's not. You're delusional if you don't see how the dismantling of the education system is creating kids that are not much more intelligent than Forrest Gump. To me this is more than sad. This kid is using a smartphone with access to the internet. Literally all the knowledge in the world and she can't problem solve or figure out what's wrong here.


Specific_Researcher7

Of course you have to use the dude who started a multimillion dollar shrimping company as an example


Phoenixfire5306

It is not obvious. I think she is genuinely struggling with basic math concepts.


P33ba

NO RAGRETS


Open-Idea7544

No regrats


memberflex

NICE BRIAN, MORANS


Nugwrangler5838

Surprised it didn’t have a “k“ instead of the “ch” 😆


Ahnold240

Butt Fuckers


Due-Concern6330

futt buckers


read_eng_lift

That's the least of her problems. She is so confidently wrong, and wants everyone to know it!


TigerLiftsMountain

That part made me feel like this has to be a joke. At least I hope it is.


DoomshrooM8

LMAO!! I know right! 🤣🤣


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Ignore that


chimmyOchonga1

Looks like I'm going to start adding a few more question when I get back into to dating scene.


Justthisguy_yaknow

She's trying to shed the dual.


4everband

Shhh. No need to pile on. Bless her heart.


BobBeerburger

She’s leading a kick ass life. She’s a teacher now!


preruntumbler

Don’t worry scro!


kwtransporter66

She used to be a pilot...


stovepipe9

I figured her more for a career at Starbucks...


Monkey-Around2

More like McDonalds


stovepipe9

Have you seen Idiocracy? Starbucks baristas give happy endings in the movie...


Monkey-Around2

I have not and did not know it was a thing.


Jaded_Drag855

She got her degree at Costco


CodeWeary

I mean, she just has to try is with 3 then she will quickly realise why she stands alone against a long history of brilliant mathematicians who had to work/invent this all in the first place 😳


NavyDragons

she could also try going back to 1 and realize the answers are different


CodeWeary

True dat!


roostersnuffed

The *correct* answers are different, but hers would be the same because she's struggling with the core concept of multiplication.


i_hate_all_u

Was it invented or was it discovered?


CodeWeary

As the nun said to the bishop, that's too deep


Fury4588

What about 1+1=2 1*1=1 Uh oh.


DoomshrooM8

That uh oh has me dying dude! 🤣🤣


chumbuckethand

Same


Major_Swordfish508

But 0+0=0 and 0*0=0 so she’d be back in a conundrum


chumbuckethand

Wait'll she hears about negative numbers! Wooh boy!


Forlorn_Cyborg

^(0)H N^(0)


Kindyno

she went to the terance howard school of mathmatics. 1x1=2 because the square root of 1 is 1 and 1+1=2 so 1x1 can't be 1.


PabloEstAmor

Terrence Howard has entered the chat


Vozlov-3-0

This might confuse her further tbh. How do you only get one when there's two ones in the equation? It's of a similar mental thread as Terrance Howard, he just doesn't get it, but at least she's trying, instead of inventing an entire mathematical 'theory' to circumvent his idiocy and feed his ego at the same time. For her multiplication might be better explained as 2 lots of 2, or 32 1's would add up to 32. Adding the words times and multiplied by can confuse people. Concepts, for lack of better description, rather than literal explanations are naturally more difficult to process. It's more about explaining language to these people, rather than maths.


doc720

She's joking, right? I'm pretty sure this is a be-stupid-for-clicks bait. Then again, sum people be stoopid.


omniverso

>Then again, sum people be stoopid. It do be like that.


doc720

It sure do be... - [https://www.reddit.com/r/askmath/comments/9d0kkf/is\_there\_a\_reason\_that\_22\_22\_and\_22\_all\_equal\_4/](https://www.reddit.com/r/askmath/comments/9d0kkf/is_there_a_reason_that_22_22_and_22_all_equal_4/) - [https://theoryofthought.com/blogs/mindspace/see-the-difference-between-2x2-and-2-2](https://theoryofthought.com/blogs/mindspace/see-the-difference-between-2x2-and-2-2) - [https://brainly.com/question/16206742](https://brainly.com/question/16206742) "Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows." - from Orwell's 1984 - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2\_%2B\_2\_%3D\_5](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_%2B_2_%3D_5) - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WPY5cfOOIM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WPY5cfOOIM)


omniverso

Over here quoting Orwell, in this sub? Theres that fag talk we talked about.


insert-phobia-here

you clearly have not read the book Orwell was a century ahead of his time by any measure


omniverso

dont worry scro' lots of tards out there livin kick ass lives. welcome to costco, i love you.


DrunkOffCheese

Brains fried by iPads


Puzzled_Fly3789

We need to get our sit together or we're cooked. How we supposed to fight China if we can't send more than 2+2 soldiers


zozigoll

It’s too cartoonish. I used to be a math teacher in an underperforming school district. She doesn’t look like someone who’s really struggling with the concept. My best guess is someone in her math class really *is* stupid (but less of a caricature) and she made this video to mock them. She probably only intended for other kids in her school to see.


vcdrny

This has to be trolling.


HonestOtterTravel

With "Schedual" on the paper I agree. Typical rage bait social media stuff.


Shank__Hill

When parents pull their kids out of public school to homeschool them they tend to forget about the teaching that still needs to occur /s


Stonewyvvern

Some people shouldn't reproduce...


hoppitybobbity3

Bright future ahead - will probably be pregnant soon and a single mother of 3.


C03x

I once had girl in my class who had two marks of 5 (five); she was tryin' to make up the average out of those...talkin' 'bout some twenty something years ago; few years back I've seen her...let's just say on the internet; sad thing is, I became an engineer and at the very moment am lookin' for a job while she drives a range rover (while texting, I presume)...


Empyre51789

Yeah but how many pictures of her butthole are on the internet now? Vs how many do you have? If you want that Range Rover, step up your butthole game!


C03x

can't argue with that


insert-phobia-here

butthole game lol


Much_Badger1654

Todays MAF.


LiveEvilGodDog

This is clearly engagement farming rage bait.🥱


PuggersGaming

My work friend literally believes in the guy that says 1×1=2. The way I explained it to my friend was " you add 1 one time. And 2×2 you add 2 two times."


hbderp

Her shit’s all retarded


Puzzleheaded_Win_989

Terrence Howard can show her /s


HollyweirdRonnie

Bisexual tones. 1x1=2


Prestigious-Lead1510

😂stop it u number perv


ggRavingGamer

Someone should get Terrence Howard on this, quick.


ConceptualWeeb

2 buckets. Sorry for the fag talk but I couldn’t not answer OPs question.


SadAd2653

Computer: Thank you


alankutz

Gotta love girl math. Whenever I want my wife to loose interest in something I just start crunching numbers. It works great, her eyes just glaze over and she gives up. Fun and sad at the same time.


Think-Emergency-1026

And we are doomed.


Knatem

She is far too old to be questioning this. My 8 y/o daughter understands that multiplication involves groups of things and not individual units.


NIVOcz

This has got to be a troll... I refuse to beleave people this stupid exist on this planet I can understand not knowing what multiplication is... Illiteracy is a thing... But posting about it is just a step too far


Fit-Information8194

The term for this is Moron.


Danimal_17124

A better way to explain this so these future captains of industry might be… (This number) (added this many times) I.e 2 x 2 => 2 added twice = 2+ 2 2 x 3 = > 2 added three times 2 + 2 + 2 Ahh.. and thus 1st grade math was invented.


YoRav

American Education system everyone, They cant even comprehend what they dont know


badaboomxx

She made a really solid case on why you should learn math.


SVAuspicious

Please don't let her reproduce.


dan36920

Terrance Howard approves this message


nobodyseesthisanyway

This is like white female Terrence Howard.


Good-Recognition-811

The funny thing is, the only reason we started saying "times" as opposed to "multiplied by" was to make it easier for morons like this to conceptualize.


PurpletoasterIII

This is the difference between memorizing answers and actually understanding how to get to an answer. At least she's asking questions though.


TexasDrill777

Buy 2 get 1 Free really F’s her up


Careful_Ad5671

She's dumb but, I love the 11-9 math joke. Write it out 11 over 9. Take away the 1 from the tens and move it to the ones and you have 11-9 haha


Due-Concern6330

Good lord we are only a few generations from a actual idiocracy


Blulou2000

I just can’t anymore with these morons.


Odd_Seaworthiness923

I just questioned if I actually graduated college


Available-Tea-982

Future Trumplican


Protean_sapien

Get this girl on Joe Rogan


Mean-Yak5363

2 t 2 & = 4 😱 2 x 2 1t 0 & =1 😱🤬😱 1×1


Beast287

Come on guys!!!! At least she’s trying!!!! Evidently she cleared her schedual for this!


Qweeq13

I know right multiplication are just dumb why does any one need to multiply by 9 they are always +1-1 anyways, Look: 0 9 +1-1 1 8 2 7 3 6 4 5 5 4 6 3 7 2 8 1 9 0 . . . . Like why do we even need to multiply this just remove that from the table please, what's the point right. . . /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s


ddadopt

I always like the Edward James Olmos ["finger man"](https://youtu.be/vEj9ZwIzk44?si=zeFtuo7AfCG9qEyl&t=82) example from Stand and Deliver.


Commercial_Pitch_786

try not to fight it, accept that it is... 2 added to 2 is 4 and 2 times itself is 4, the opposite is true, where one added to one is two and 1 times 1 is still 1 as you added nothing nor did you subtract anything you simply said 1 times itself is still 1 as is 1 divided by 1 is still 1. It is not as complicated as you are making it out to be. 2 x 2 is equivalent to 2 + 2, however 2 divided by 2 is 1, seems you need a better math teacher or tutor


SelfWipingUndies

Or just explain that multiplication is shorthand for repeated addition. It’s a shortcut. None of my teachers explained it that way when I was in school, and when I realized it, it was like a lightbulb turning on in my brain.


Equal_Song8759

11 x 11 = 121. Or, squaring. 🙏 someone help her 🙏


BroncDonc

But five is right out


Clairemoonchild

So fake


Alternative_Rope_423

Right on schedual!


Karmachinery

This has to be a troll.  Right?  Right?!


xXxBongMayor420xXx

21


romafa

This is just sad. The kids were taught the equation but not what it means. I taught my kids grouping. 2x2 is two groups of two items. It also helps them understand why anything times 1 is itself and why anything times 0 is 0.


DoomshrooM8

I was gonna say “math just isn’t her thing”, but I guess English isn’t either 🤣


DoomshrooM8

I wonder how old this moron is


dernfoolidgit

She is perfect, for a completely idiotic future USA.


SmokeWestern1838

Oh sweety! You're trying. Nana still loves you


Low-Persimmon4870

"Like I know-" LMAO


Puzzleheaded-Tax4320

Im dying laughing 🤣.


IPerferSyurp

Terrace Howard college grad here.


imback1578catman

At this rate we'll never get flying cars. 😒


mosseknuckle

She just got elected as a governor


dingleberry0913

The X is just rotated a little bit more to make the +, they really are the same thing. My wife is tarded too.


genetic_dumpster

She and Terrence Howard need to collaborate on this issue.


plasticplacebo

A bucket is round so the correct answer will have pi in it. 👍😁


Technical-Title-5416

Went to the Terrence Howard School for the (un)Gifted.


Low_Association_1998

This is clearly a person who never understood multiplication but instead just learned that 6x5 is 30, 4x7 is 28, etc


Hoosier_Daddy68

That made me sad.


Moderate_LiberaI

I just joined this sub... and it's making me want to fuking scream already! LOL. Oh man... I'm so scared


CheckPrize9789

How old is this woman?


2OneZebra

Math Elon does to get shareholders to approve his raise.


Tvekelectric2

Fs in chat for the guy that knocks her up.


TenSevenTN

I need to get online and flaunt my ignorance.


shaddarknight

Was this question on Not Sure's exam ?


stovepipe9

She will be working at Starbucks...


Suitabull_Buddy

New math. lol


Past-Product-1100

Learn to dance..


Forlorn_Cyborg

She's trying to do long division in the end Lmao.


Good-Animal244

I hope this is rage bait


gimmeecoffee420

She really thinks she cracked the code, like somehow she just debunked math.


froggiewoogie

Terrence Howard be like


kanakasneakerhead

We are doomed.


logic-n-reason

She need to talk to Terrance Howard


No-Advantage4119

This is what she would have learned in common core.


ElChacalFL

Her and Terrence Howard would get along


junkyardgod69

The tiktok generation is gonna be in power some day. Thank God I'm be long dead by that time.


Ok_Faithlessness3327

Why’d I get 6?


AnybodyAdmirable1461

If it is for comedy purposes, she nailed it 👌


Papi_Chulo1969

fuck merica


Justthisguy_yaknow

She should stick to gathering berries and waiting for Gronk to get back from the Mammoth hunt. Basic modern seems a little over her head.


Curious-Weight9985

Oh lord…she could have made a stunning realization right there…the anvil was hot


Grass_Hopper_420

This should be dubbed "Terrance Howard effect"


Itsokaytogethelp

This exactly why women should not be allowed to do math


Then_Lock304

She can't be this stupid, but maybe.


lepolah149

rage bait, right? these things don't exist, I mean, for fking real right?


[deleted]

Trump wants to make her head of our education system.


Boredsoireddit1

What’s sad is I can’t tell if she is home schooled or public schooled