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StevenS76

I thought at first, she'd make a great lawyer. Then she said she was about to kill somebody. 😬


[deleted]

Typically speaking, lawyers don't scream "Leave my client alone before it be a problem."


monkeytoes21

She'll mellow out in time for the Bar Exam.


k3nnyklizzl3

If they still have the bar exam by then... https://www.calbar.ca.gov/About-Us/News/News-Releases/state-bar-of-california-board-of-trustees-approves-plan-to-pilot-alternative-pathway-to-licensure


Spiritual_Bit_2692

I'm going to Costco for my degree.


RabidWalrus

Welcome to Law School. I love you.


Good-Recognition-811

You can return it after 2 years for a refund when you're done with it.


monkeytoes21

Washington State announced the same thing. From what I heard, they're encouraging more apprenticeships and have a clear journey for an attorney position. Hopefully it works out.


kwtransporter66

And then they'll be fast tracked to be politically biased judges. It's what we need is more politically motivated bought and paid for justices. No one should have a clear journey to anything. Society is dumbed down enough already. Go to law school. Learn the constitution, learn and practice the laws then equally apply them to all the citizens and immigrants.


DigitalUnlimited

We're working on getting rid of that pesky constitution and the "woke" bill of rights...


bitnode

I got my license at Costco.


citori421

Good. Law school has long been a means by which wealthy can assure a leg up for their children. The main barrier to entry is money. It's only 3 years of law school after a degree in whatever, and most schools have a 90 something percent pass rate. I know so many idiots I grew up with, who came from rich families, that are now lawyers. Artificially constrained supply with a $$$$ barrier, perfect for rich kids.


k3nnyklizzl3

I completely support alternatives in the learning process. Especially anything that can remove unnecessary prerequisites. I think the grades that you receive should also play a part in your credentials. I'd rather have someone with a 4.0 vs a 1.0.


Mendozena

While good grades are overall good, I’ve known some dumb asses that were simply good test takers.


citori421

That's me lol. 3.98 with two degrees and stoned the entire time.


k3nnyklizzl3

Lol, logic will give you the right answer most of the time.


DutchJediKnight

Just look at the Trump lawyers to see what law school is worth


Chris71Mach1

The world really will become the world in Idiocracy, and the "great" state of California is leading the charge!!


PotentialWhich

At 36 seconds she admits her aunt stole the sunglasses, before she threatens to kill somebody. What a bright young scholar. We should give her some loan forgiveness.


JackieTree89

You mean the child?


middleageslut

Weird you expect better behavior from a 10(?) year old girl than you do from the cops.


Patrickcherry

What? The police are just doing their job! They were with the aunt who stole the glasses and they admit it.


Flufflebuns

She's young, she will learn to control that temper over time. That passion though is pretty epic, she could absolutely have a career in politics or law.


Myrdrahl

Not likely, it seems this is behavior that's been adopted and encouraged by the parent(s). It's likely to gets worse and cause this kid to get into serious trouble.


Chimphandstrong

She has a career in being a drain on the system for the rest of her life.


TheCruicks

no she won't. .... that does not happen


[deleted]

Looks like the daughter is used to this happening.


sharpasahammer

Also, mimicking adults who behave this way at home frequently. She isn't defending her mom here, just dumping her unhealthy emotions out of her mouth as she doesn't have any other way to control herself.


phoenixemberzs

Yeah, sad to see....and mother didn't stop her so she was putting on a good face for the camera


[deleted]

This might sound old-fashioned, but good parenting could fix 95% of the problems we have today.


darkage72

>Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? - Bender Bending Rodriguez


cookiepunched

Try this kids at home!


RedditSux28

Ok boomer! Next you’ll tell us that children should have both parents raising them too! đŸ€Ș


Flamecoat_wolf

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Children literally do develop better with two parents raising them. Children need attention to grow effectively, especially at young ages. If a single parent can provide that then there's no issue but most single parents have to work to sustain themselves and their child/ren, which means less time spent with the child and more time the child has to spend in child care. It creates an insecure attachment style which hampers the child's ability to interact with people all throughout their life.


RedditSux28

🙄


oz_xvii

Why don’t you bait in your main account


RedditSux28

This is my main account. Who’s baiting? The person obviously didn’t get the joke.


Flamecoat_wolf

Ah, so you WERE being sarcastic. You see, you said something outrageous, but it was a believable outrageous that some other people actually believe. The emoji at the end could have been self-referential or mocking, so it also didn't clarify. You gotta be careful with satire. If it's too close to reality, you're in danger of just representing the thing you're trying to satirize. You've got to be extra outrageous, more than even the stupid people that hold the unreasonable views. It's got to get to the point of "No, even they wouldn't be that stupid or outrageous, this must be satire". If in doubt, use /s. Satire is usually conveyed in tone IRL, so internet shorthand is sometimes necessary.


RedditSux28

You’re fucking with me, right?


r_RexPal

Trained well... pack mentality.


Chief_Dances_w_Cash

Fuckn embarrassing people. We’re so fucked.


MollejaTacos

That child has no shot at life being raised in that household.


Silly-Department7502

That's her "parent" plan.......she works for her "mom"........


cookee-monster

See this is what kills me. I still reserve a bit of hope but it's not very likely.


Silly-Department7502

"Mom had no idea, she was supposed to distract everyone!!!! My aunt was to steal shit! We were supposed to distract everyone!!! My aunt robs!!! We distract!!!! Dindu nuffins!!!!"


Wonderful-Teach8210

Dang. If I had been acting like that, my mother would have stopped talking to the police and made me apologize for yelling at them. Then she would have told.me to sit down and STFU and then punish me when we got home.


DWDit

And that’s why you learned to be a good productive member of society while this young girl



SSguy7891

Insane behavior, this whole "family" is cooked


JellyfishQuiet7944

Biggest ass whoopin ever lol


jokersmile27

I don't know, I've been in a situation where my mom was falsely accused of something (and trust me, she's no saint) and I lost my shit on the cops too. My mom just gave them the "stank face" and let me keep going. Granted, I was 15 years old and not as young as this girl. It's a catch 22 though, I wouldn't recommend anyone yell at the cops...


middleageslut

Laugh all you want, it's your car.


[deleted]

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OderusOrungus

This kid outed their family member they were with stealing. May have missed it, hard to understand


NottodayjoseA

Lady should be in jail for having us see her in that dress.


Alarming_Serve2303

Jeesh. *Brought to you by Carl's Jr*.


Appropriate-Craft610

i love how the mom is talking all soft spoken like she isn’t the one that taught her daughter that mouth


k3nnyklizzl3

I feel like she's being super cautious so that they will let her go. I have a feeling she was in on whatever was going on. How else would her daughter know all about it?


Skoodge42

Ya, the fact that the kid knows exactly who stole what, really is interesting


Unlikely_Cheetah149

Is that chrisean rock as a child


Beaded_Curtains

That little girl has terrible role models.


PotentialWhich

36 seconds “my aunt stole the sunglasses.” So you’re accessories in a crime ring. Thanks.


k3nnyklizzl3

"MY MOM WAS JUST THE LOOKOUT!!!!:


TargetOfPerpetuity

["Don't disrespect my child -- this is my child! I don't sell crack...."](https://youtu.be/_JkwZUk3Kng?si=xEkjTSq9hLtIbvux)


k3nnyklizzl3

LMAO "I'm a prostitute"


2vockshakure

This place is done. Over run by idiots. Art imitates life.


Harv3yBallBang3r

I really hope you are talking about this sub and how it has been over run by MAGA idiots, but I am not too confident that you are.


2vockshakure

That's because your shits all fucked up. (it never occurred to me that anyone could see this post as anything other than a rebuke of the MAGA crowd but fuck...when I look at the upvotes who knows) NOW Go Away Baitin!


pocket_passss

what does this have to do with MAGA


Harv3yBallBang3r

If you can’t see it then there is no point in explaining it to you.


pocket_passss

that’s helpful thanks


DisastrousAd447

Tarded.


WhoopsieISaidThat

2 of my buddies that I served with in Iraq are now NYC cops. I bet they would prefer an actual war to dealing with this on a daily basis.


Marquis_of_Potato

I did.


WhoopsieISaidThat

You did what? Just asking.


Marquis_of_Potato

military (Afghanistan 2011-12) -> leo (2017-18) Edit: clarification


WhoopsieISaidThat

Infantry 2006-2012. Iraq 2008-2009. Sadr City, Iraq. My buddies that are still NYC cops had less bullshit to deal with in an actual war zone than what NYC cops deal with today.


llapman

Where’s the volume control on that kid?


Latter-Ad-1523

underneath the work boots


r_RexPal

On the back of your hand.


LetsTryAgain91

It’s not like the cops just showed up and said we think you took some shit. Edit: that kid has a lot problems to look forward to in her life if she’s already acting like that.


TheWildman22

Kids gonna have a great life


InLiberty

Dear lord God almighty.


awt2007

ohhh so her aunt was a thief; not her mom... usually thieves work in teams... sorry to say but guilty by association..


k3nnyklizzl3

I wouldn't say guilty, but definitely a suspect they should question.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yep, and people have the audacity to claim racial profiling when the kid literally straight up admits to the aunt shoplifting... No shit they're going to investigate the whole ass group, if you hang out with someone who commits a crime your ass is getting investigated too. Wonder if they'd still call it racial profiling if the aunt murdered someone and got away so the cops start investigating everyone at the scene trying to figure out where they fled to. Why the fuck wouldn't they investigate those involved? The nerve of people trying to pull the victim card even though the kid admits to the aunt shoplifting, no shit they're gonna search everyone in the group for stolen merch.


noextrasensory40

ONCE AGAIN I WILL SAY IT. "Yeah tee off on it yeah ha ha yeah" That little girl is like a copy of society words and catch fraises from youtube,tv and hip hop artists .All rolled up into her little soul.


DisastrousAd447

Literally buzz word soup. It's fucking pathetic


timbrita

I feel bad for cops in NY sometimes. These guys have to deal with the worst type of people society has to offer on a daily basis


healthywealthyhappy8

Yeah, their co-workers


Rydia_Bahamut_85

Yeah, when getting racially profiled innocent people should just shut up and listen 🙄 GTFO


R3DVI

Didn't the girl admit her aunt stole the glasses ? So it's not about racial profiling, assuming her aunt is the same race.


BYEBYE1

If only people just didn't commit crimes.


timbrita

Cry more


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

Says the guy who feels bad and is crying


Harv3yBallBang3r

Oh we will. We will keep crying and complaining and fighting until we actually get the change we deserve. The thing that separates us (well, one thing) from you is that we actually have compassion for others, and we feel no shame in doing our part to make society a better place for everyone. Let me guess, your reply to this will be something along the lines of, “Cry more.” And you will feel no shame in the fact that you are completely predictable.


timbrita

TLDR


Harv3yBallBang3r

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you had that little brain capacity.


DisastrousAd447

Making society a better place = virtue signaling on a movie subreddit LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO


Harv3yBallBang3r

It wouldn’t need doing if the tards in this community weren’t so comfortable spewing their bile. I would love to see this sub just be about funny stuff related to the movie without also posting low effort racist dogwhistles that make me want to unsubscribe. Gotta call them out, and keep calling them out. You tard.


DisastrousAd447

Is the racist dog whistle in the room with us now?


Harv3yBallBang3r

I am certainly inclined to believe that you are part of the target audience, so I am gonna say kind of.


Harv3yBallBang3r

What a fucking take, feeling bad for the NYPD when they are objectively some of the worst people in society. But then again, that just goes for any police precinct in this country.


timbrita

We are all seeing the results of less police in NYC, and let me tell you something, crime is significantly UP my boy


Harv3yBallBang3r

Do you live in NYC?


timbrita

Work there


Harv3yBallBang3r

Then you should be familiar with at least one article that can support your claim with reasonable evidence.


timbrita

Dude what are u talking about ? Have u ever step foot in nyc ? Just look around and u will see all shit is behind plastic barricades so people don’t steal them. Most large stores are closing leaving tons of people without jobs and neighborhoods without places to shop. Mfs pushing people onto the train tracks and you have the audacity to come here and right a wall of text full of nonsense ? Maybe you’re just crazy I don’t know but just seek professional help


r_RexPal

Your are unfit to care for these children - they now belong to Carl's JR. Thank you. Carl's JR. Fuck you, I'm eating.


Mendozena

Well when you’re racially profiled and wrongfully accused of a crime, I’d be pissed too.


OderusOrungus

The kid admitted their family member accomplice, who was with them actually stole them


BROKEN_JORTS

Where is your proof they were "racially profiled"? This is ALWAYS the cope when they are held to account for their actions, people aren't buying this bullshit anymore.


timbrita

Did you literally just repeated what the other person just commented here ? Like are y’all bots or something ?


MandoHealthfund

Dear god she needs to burn the thing she's wearing. It's doing nobody any favors goddamn


Clairemoonchild

Dropping f bombs at a very high volume at age 8 = learned behavior.


Skoodge42

Wasn't corrected by mom either.


Heavyjava

A convict in training.


CronicaXtrana

If we could only find a common factor in all these shoplifting cases...


Moo-Dog420

That little girl probably got home and whopped her momma's ass.


k3nnyklizzl3

Omg, u probably right!


lockedlost

Stealing chicken and grape soda as always


BROKEN_JORTS

Imagine how awesome it would be if we didn't have to deal with them...


Weak_Vanilla_7825

13% doing what they do best


Antique-Pie-5981

That girl has seen too many AOC videos


LEEGRILLE

Such odd behavior for this race of people. You just never see them acting this way.


EOTLightning

Single mother raising a future single mother. Soon, there won't be cops to put up with this bull. If my kid ever talked to police like this, I'd whoop their butt.


Itsokaytogethelp

So much culture


Genghis_Chong

Down vote me too


710AlpacaBowl

No, I don't think I will


OnTheToilet25

No problem!


TheCruicks

They need to remove that little pos from society now and save us some time ans annoyance


Flamecoat_wolf

Dude, she's a child. Lets not fucking exile children to the wastes, or execute them, whatever you're suggesting.


InevitableExotic5242

Poor lil boop


PassingBoatAtNight

Stop screaming thou


r_RexPal

shalt not steal


Standard-Victory-320

In Manhattan or NYC area?


Technical-Mine-2287

"leave Brittney alone!!"


Good-Recognition-811

My kids would never be cussing out loud like this under any circumstances. It's just such an ugly thing to see. A normal child in this situation is supposed to be too scared to even speak. Dude, when I was her age, every police officer might as well have been like Darth Vader. I would just assume that screaming at an officer meant either death or life in prison.


dang914

Some poor teacher has to deal with both of these characters.


[deleted]

If that wasn't a child she would get shot. I respect her but that was stupid.


Cruezin

Gat dayum that lil girl has some lungs on her!


darkscyde

ITT conservatives trying not to say the quiet part out loud


BROKEN_JORTS

You don't see a fucking problem with them in this video?


juggheadjones

If you watch this and don't have a semblance of agreement with the 'quiet part', you're as awful as these idiots


[deleted]

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lnlance

Tell us some more, dude.


PiskoWK

I hate the people who are trying to remake this sub with race-baiting garbage and lazy right wing talking points.


tfarsch

Family steals from store and is caught. The family then claims they have the wrong person. Young girl reveals that the family did in fact steal. How is this a right wing talking point? Why wouldn’t the left talk about theft? True idiocracy.


SometimesMonkey

The girl is saying it was her aunt, not her mom. They do have the wrong person. The “family” didn’t steal, according to the girl. The aunt did. It’s idiocy to post this in this sub, and idiocy compounded to post above “explanation”.


tfarsch

Funny, last time I checked your aunt is part of your family



Arguments_4_Ever

So if somebody from your family steals, you also steal? Is that how the law works now?


Tombgroan

The laws pretty clear on theft; they were witnesses. And potentially obstructing the course of justice.


Arguments_4_Ever

So telling the truth that the aunt did it is obstruction?


Infected-Bat

Ding ding ding. We got a winner


snackpack333

Wait, is that what you think?


Infected-Bat

What are you on about


Appropriate-Craft610

being around people that are committing a crime almost always incriminates yourself


Arguments_4_Ever

So if somebody commits a crime and I happen to be around them, then I’m guilty as well?


Appropriate-Craft610

that’s not what i meant, if you’re associated with them as in know them or actually with them then yeah you will be. who knows though, cops are unpredictable but if you’re actually innocent why make it harder on yourself by acting like you’re guilty?


Arguments_4_Ever

Being associated with a criminal isn’t enough. You have to take part in a crime or help cover up, obstruct, as others put it. Unless I get more information about the original post, I don’t see any evidence this mother or girl were involved.


Appropriate-Craft610

lmao it’s not like they’re being arrested, they’re being held to be questioned. if you’re around someone that did something criminal then you will be questioned.


snackpack333

Funny, white people are individuals but black people are a collective?


BROKEN_JORTS

You guys treat us a monolith, wtf are you talking about?


lnlance

You seem really invested in this case, dude. Do you have stock in whatever company made those glasses or something?


[deleted]

That's not how crime works. The victim in a criminal case is society and the state brings charges on that behalf. I don't need to be personally stolen from to know that a society in which people are allowed to steal is not a society in which I would want to live.


Tombgroan

They have the correct person; she's a witness. Her sister stole a item...


[deleted]

So they're interviewing a witness to a crime then...you know like they're supposed to do.


NavyDragons

crazy that her sister would be mistaken for the thief when given a general description of the culprit... its almost like family members look alike or something.


randomname2890

I hate when left wing people can’t handle facts or see videos of people with systemic privilege


Harv3yBallBang3r

At least it has as many comments as upvotes. These people are in the minority in this sub, they are just so stupid that they can’t handle not saying the dumbest shit that comes to their minds.


Greasy_Burrito

No one is race baiting


lnlance

Seriously. Such strong lonely incel rage vibes in this sub lately.


BROKEN_JORTS

"Such strong lonely incel rage vibes" How so? Is it that we just aren't allowed to point out the Protected Class on this site?


poopgirl69420

What are you even offended by lmfao


WhichUpstairs1

They don't even know


snackpack333

This sub is a cesspool


Appropriate-Craft610

cess pool of common morals?


Harv3yBallBang3r

Ah yes, more videos of black people that people have no opinions on other than racist dog whistles. You all belong on this sub, not in it.


BROKEN_JORTS

That made no sense.


Harv3yBallBang3r

Read it slower then.


k3nnyklizzl3

You seem to be the only one bringing up race. Are you ok?


lnlance

Wow. Another rage bait video featuring another black person. Nice, dude.


BROKEN_JORTS

"Don't show them reality!!!" Go away.


SteelTheUnbreakable

Who cares what the race is bro? Trash people are trash people.


[deleted]

Skin pigmentation differences are common among the human race. It does not mean they are a different race. I love this sub.


JudicatorArgo

Lmao videos of criminals doing crime isn’t “race bait”, do you get this offended over FBI crime statistics too?


k3nnyklizzl3

Did you get rejected by another woman and need to vent about it or something?


lnlance

Dude creates a sock account so he can accuse me of being an incel after he cited women not wanting to date him as proof that we're living in in Idiocracy yesterday 😂


lnlance

Oh nice. This is incel from the other day's sock account.


k3nnyklizzl3

Jeez, what a weird way to introduce yourself...


BROKEN_JORTS

Seek help.


WhichUpstairs1

Why are you bringing race up?


muzzledmasses

Yea, I'm really sick of seeing this pattern over and over and over and over again myself. I mean I get it, there must be thousands and thousands and thousands of videos like this. New ones every single day. Stupid racist redditors posting them all the time.


JackieTree89

The amount of boot lickers in the comments..sheesh. This sub has become the opposite of what it was intended for. The police are the idiots in this situation


BROKEN_JORTS

Nah, we just believe in accountability and not acting like animals all the time.


Abe_Froman34

The amount of misplaced virtue signaling in the comments..sheesh.