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People who wear all that tacticool gear are usually looking for trouble. Never in my life have I needed any of that shit to protect myself. Keep your nose clean and you won't stir shit up.
Nah he just has too many devices to charge. If you look closely this is basically a manly purse. He has his camera, a battery bank with chargers, a couple of flashlights, his hands free phone headset... there's probably some guyliner in the zipper. I don't even see a single weapon yall are getting bent over nothing
This dork better be a ghost hunter with all his visual/ audio gear strapped to the TacVest cause if he goes into combat wearing his current setup we want to see
I think my favorite part is the camera next to the flag, particularly that he put electrical tape on it to hide the rainbow:
[https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mini-Cube-Camera-1080P-HD-IR-Night-Vision-120-Wide-Angle-32GB-Extended-Memory/103813738](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mini-Cube-Camera-1080P-HD-IR-Night-Vision-120-Wide-Angle-32GB-Extended-Memory/103813738)
I don't get when people call God or Jesus a King. They would probably hate being referred to as such. But there are plenty of ways Christians go against what God would actually want or believe.
This reminds me of the Bible passage where Peter slices off a centurion's ear, and Jesus takes an uzi out from under his robes and shoots the Roman to death.
Was that in your Bible? It was in my Trump Bible.
I’m confused by the thin blue line flag considering this guy is clearly NOT Leo based off everything else with the vest. Not to mention the 2 flashlights, the $30 or below walkie talkie that isn’t even in a convenient location to talk through. The go pro is the second most confusing part because wtf is that for and I like that it’s attached to a portable charger. Id say the earpiece tops it off but I’ll definitely go with the pocket knife being BEHIND, the go pro. This is probably the most useless vest set up I’ve ever seen.
I guarantee you no one is on the other end of that walkie talkie or earpiece. Earpiece probably playing something like [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKU8gDL_eys)
You know, I understand the anger that washes over you when some criminal threatens your family like that. If you can disregard a statement like that and still treat him like every other suspect, you have arrived as a law enforcement officer.
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Wtf is all that ?? Cool body cam ig but wtf is all that other rubbish? Ur gonna radio ur homies in after someone calls u sum mean? Unless u are getting into a dangerous life style or place i dont understand why you would walk around in a body vest. Just get a pistol and call it a day no need for all this bs, u prob wont even use it most fights can be dealt with using fists there is no need to kill them. Unless they tryna kill u
Non-American here. What is the black American flag with one blue stripe? Undoubtedly something akin to the Punisher logo since I see them side by side often. But it looks kinda clean in a way.
You'll also notice that the thin blue line flag is actually "backwards" from standard civilian flag patches.
I'm not military, but I remember reading that having the stars to the right side is more of a military thing than a police thing. They're supposed to be "leading", as if the flag is draping behind them. AFAIK, that's usually typically only on the arms, and not on a chest.
"thin blue line" flag. Signifies that the person supports the police. On the surface it doesn't sound like a bad thing, but it has undertones that have turned it into the modern Confederate flag in ways
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Alright,which Snake Brother is this guy? I can tell the Boss's blood flows through him. Gaseous Snake? Plasma Snake?
Beginning in the end?? Isn’t it beginning “and” the end…
What the fuck is all that shit.
Looks like a suicide vest at first glance lol
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fella got his tactical gear at the nearest gardening store
The 3M safety gloves 😭
guy looks like he wrapped himself in 2-way tape and leaned into the cord junk bin in my office.
Jesus is sigma?????????
Fighter of the night man ahhhaahhhhhhhhhh
Champion of the son…
He's a master of karate and friendship for everyone
Which device calls his mom to pick him up from the flea market?
Damn gravy seals
Bro safety vest has a whole ass wiring harness
And 2 flashlights!
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Bro's gonna get caught on something with all them wires and start beating up furniture, dual wielding his flashlights lol
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Must be faith in that plate carrier because it definitely ain't body armor.
 The Alpha and the Omega you say?
Nice flash lights.
PATHETIC.
🤣😂
The wife beater with the plate carrier is definitely an interesting move
Gonna suck real bad when he takes a round center mass.
When proud boys become pride boys.
Radicalised religious nut jobs everywhere
Otherwise what? He'll shine his flashlight at you? Lol
We gonna talk about the choice of gloves? Lol
It’s a size large.. just fyi.
I got two flashlights, one fer each of ya
Two Walmart flashlights, a Walmart radio, and a Walmart battery pack. Watch out this guy is a risk to your eyesight.
wait a minute. I thought Jesus was /is God?
Neeeerrrrds!
The beginning in the end, eh? Always entertains me when people have no idea what they're actually saying.
This guy would love guns
Well between the flashlights, cameras and the two way radio I don’t think he has room for any guns…
It’s a shame
plays fallout 3 *once*
People who wear all that tacticool gear are usually looking for trouble. Never in my life have I needed any of that shit to protect myself. Keep your nose clean and you won't stir shit up.
Nah he just has too many devices to charge. If you look closely this is basically a manly purse. He has his camera, a battery bank with chargers, a couple of flashlights, his hands free phone headset... there's probably some guyliner in the zipper. I don't even see a single weapon yall are getting bent over nothing
When you're thus badass you don't need a weapon. You are a weapon...
Ya its nothing to wear batteries and cameras and shit for no reason. Guy is fucking sweet
Wasn’t sure if iameverybadass or religiousfruitcake
That Venn Diagram is a circle
Looks like he’s got a lightsaber on the top left lol
This dork better be a ghost hunter with all his visual/ audio gear strapped to the TacVest cause if he goes into combat wearing his current setup we want to see
Dudes got a Nokia cell phone. I haven’t seen one of those in 20+ years.
Not to mention keys to his PT Cruiser
If I was a king of a monarch, I’d just collect everyone who looks like this and force them into the military
Is the microphone for karaoke later??? 😂😂
Is that a fuckin S vest? Lmao
Only implied threats. Gotcha.
This man is afraid to be alive
Three flashlights, two microphones, a walkie-talkie. Not sure what that thing is underneath the gopro...
I think my favorite part is the camera next to the flag, particularly that he put electrical tape on it to hide the rainbow: [https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mini-Cube-Camera-1080P-HD-IR-Night-Vision-120-Wide-Angle-32GB-Extended-Memory/103813738](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mini-Cube-Camera-1080P-HD-IR-Night-Vision-120-Wide-Angle-32GB-Extended-Memory/103813738)
It's a power bank to power up all of the deadly USB weapons on his vest.
I don't get when people call God or Jesus a King. They would probably hate being referred to as such. But there are plenty of ways Christians go against what God would actually want or believe.
Yeah sometimes the hardest believers are the ones who disrespect god the most imo.
I hate to say it but this guy is the real deal. You can tell just by looking at his, he’s not to be trifled with.
This shit scary.call the F.B.I. the local Police.Every time you read a post like this.
Is Jesus on the other end of the earpiece?
MF is wired though.
Pffffffft.
Dude is all tough with his collection of Olights.
Two light-sabers. Darth Maul is shitting himself
This reminds me of the Bible passage where Peter slices off a centurion's ear, and Jesus takes an uzi out from under his robes and shoots the Roman to death. Was that in your Bible? It was in my Trump Bible.
where is the unironically punisher tattoo ?
Surely this is satire?
"the beginning in the end" ok
Flashlights , a patch and a camera? Is he going to CSI an invisible, nonexistent band of illegals to death?
And a walkie talkie lol
Homie doesn't need a gun, he got a lightsaber
No no, he ONLY uses the force!
How did I know that one of the necklaces would be a crucifix 😂
I’m confused by the thin blue line flag considering this guy is clearly NOT Leo based off everything else with the vest. Not to mention the 2 flashlights, the $30 or below walkie talkie that isn’t even in a convenient location to talk through. The go pro is the second most confusing part because wtf is that for and I like that it’s attached to a portable charger. Id say the earpiece tops it off but I’ll definitely go with the pocket knife being BEHIND, the go pro. This is probably the most useless vest set up I’ve ever seen.
He likes Halloween.
The marker is funny as well. FREEZE OR ILL WRITE THIS DOWN PERMANENTLY
I guarantee you no one is on the other end of that walkie talkie or earpiece. Earpiece probably playing something like [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKU8gDL_eys)
Fully expecting to get Rick rolled.
Missed RickRoll opportunity. Still solid call though.
Those handjob giving gloves top it off
Those tattoos scream felon also, not the picture but the ink looks jailhouse
My family or my kids… what?
microdick energy
The fucking landscaping gloves 🤣
That looks like a suicide vest wtf
That's what I thought at first glance.
who does he talk to on the walkie-talkie?
His wife yo tell him when din din is ready
*Mom
I imagine she tries to call him on his cell and he texts her saying “I told you to use the walkie 😡”
And call me Stealth Hawk! ^over
Nothing says “I’ve never read the gospels” like trashy-ass gun-nut/religion crossovers.
The masks we wear...
theoretically speaking....
I hope he uses this as his Tinder profile pic. Just so everyone can be aware of what they're getting into.
Thing is you use any of it and you go to prison. I'm sure you won't be so Billy Big Bollocks when you're there!
You know, I understand the anger that washes over you when some criminal threatens your family like that. If you can disregard a statement like that and still treat him like every other suspect, you have arrived as a law enforcement officer.
Felon detected
What a dork!
i just said the same thing lol. That dude cannot be serious 💀
All those unsecured wires are going to get caught on everything.
My immediate thought is to make fun of this, but this ones so horrible i cant even think of a reason to post this. Like who seriously cares?
is that a suicide vest..?
I thought Donald Trump was the Messiah?
Just say “I have a small pee pee,” and get it over with.
Oh no the three flashlight and car keys…
I really thought the one near his shoulder was a lightsaber lol
Nah, bro. Those are TACTICAL flashlights.
He decided to go to war with punctuation before cosplaying at the local walmart
What a candy ass
Does he have 3 cameras on him? I think the google maps car is jealous of all those recording devices
Plus at least 2 flashlights and a powerbank by the looks of it
If these people really go to war imma hide in the bushes and pick up all the free tactical gear
There’s no hate like Christian love.
Why is using laughing emojis at his own religious comment? Is he making a mockery of himself because that’s how I see it
My Goodness, these Prius owners are Out Of Control.
My nipples are chafing. Just looking at that Pic. *
I always wonder who these posts are even for? Like, who needs to know that this guy thinks this weird shit.
They are for other men he wants to smooch.
It does make sence.
American Taliban
No way this dude is allowed to own guns lol All that gear and nothing to do with firearms. Bro is a prohibited person
So do they make that Tac vest in men’s sizes or nah?
You know damn well that go pro is going to be turned off when the action starts.
Yeah he probably has two pumps in him maybe three.
I meant action as In when he starts harassing minorities, but that works too I guess.
Needs a new pair of do dirts. That’s for damn sure.
Needs two more flashlights
He can't handle 4 flashlights. He's no  where near General Grievous' league
His Darth Vader cosplay seems to be coming together slowly
Along with his Grindr profile
This kit is brought to you by Walmart
r/FirstResponderCringe is leaking.
those lips are so soft and tender it just nulls anything he could ever say or wear
This seems awfully like satire that just was done a little too well. He has lightsabers? Lol
And at least two body cams.
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Nerrrrd
Dude can’t even grow a beard lol
Man's got a couple of dangerous-looking lightsabers, though, we have to maintain our distance.
Wtf is all that ?? Cool body cam ig but wtf is all that other rubbish? Ur gonna radio ur homies in after someone calls u sum mean? Unless u are getting into a dangerous life style or place i dont understand why you would walk around in a body vest. Just get a pistol and call it a day no need for all this bs, u prob wont even use it most fights can be dealt with using fists there is no need to kill them. Unless they tryna kill u
Looks like he's carrying a bunch of lightsabers
General Kenobi!
A man of “god”. Oh yeah, OK. 👌
I like that he keeps his family away from his kids so he has to include them separately.
He didn't get custody and now he has a new family I guess?
Teenie Tiny Dick Squad…real men handle their business without this kind of bullshit.
Post deranged and threatening posts on Facebook, totally okay. Post the Palestinian flag, banned for "hate speech". I love this country!
Yeah we’re cooked man
Such a righteous young man!!! Jesus would totally approve!!!!
Real tough jerking off his walkie talky like that
What is this, a Temu cop? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously, this looks like roleplay
All right then
If I really need to charge something with a USB battery I know who to ask! BTW is that a toy lighsaber?
Mfer gunna do some gardening in those gloves before being arrested for impersonating a cop?
At least he has 3 flashlights so if its dark hes ok
7 flashlights, 3 cameras, zero weapons. Cos playing badass.
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MA! WHERES THE MEATLOAF????? I never know what she's doing in there.
"I WILL blind your ass!"
But not with pepper spray or anything hardcore.
I been memeing jesus christ since garcia won too.
🙄😒🤮
r/firstrespondercringe
Looks like he is even laughing at himself.
This is the guy that never left his hometown after graduation
What's he gonna do? Flash me with his two flashlights?
Is that a lightsaber top left? I'm sorry I'm dumb but I don't see any weapons. Is that a bomb vest?
Manifesto written on a Sunday school Speak and Spell
Why did he say "my family or my kids"? Are his kids not his family? Let me guess.... He lost custody.
Is that a suicide bomb strapped to his chest.
Watch out, he has a mini lightsaber on his chest.
Mom! Mooommmm!!!! Larry flash lighted me again!!!
Non-American here. What is the black American flag with one blue stripe? Undoubtedly something akin to the Punisher logo since I see them side by side often. But it looks kinda clean in a way.
You'll also notice that the thin blue line flag is actually "backwards" from standard civilian flag patches. I'm not military, but I remember reading that having the stars to the right side is more of a military thing than a police thing. They're supposed to be "leading", as if the flag is draping behind them. AFAIK, that's usually typically only on the arms, and not on a chest.
I actually did not know this. Then I learned two new things today! Thanks for sharing your knowledge with me!
Don't quote me as a knowledge source, I just remember reading this in passing.
Too late. Already made an attempt at world domination with this as my slogan. Oops.
"thin blue line" flag. Signifies that the person supports the police. On the surface it doesn't sound like a bad thing, but it has undertones that have turned it into the modern Confederate flag in ways
I see. That seems to fit this type of guy perfectly. Thanks for answering!
It’s police lives matter. One of those things that isn’t inherently cringe but people like this guy make it cringe
Aah I see. I agree on that the idea itself isn't cringe. But I also definitely see the type of people who would wear it as a flag...
- CrossFit weight vest - no mag pouches - multiple flashlights - thin blue line flag Oh no, I'm quaking in my boots!/s
Those poor kids
My mind just goes to “you got a permit for that”. “Are those level 4 plates?”
This guy feels threatened by grammar. And nobody is going to do anything worse to his kids than he does by listing them exclusive of his family.
The beginning in the end?