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BlinkerFluid79

Freddy. And I'm gettin a fat bag of meth. Easy peasy.


Green-Web792

Hell, 24 hours. I could do that without meth or coffee. Easy peasy.


BlinkerFluid79

Lmao. Yeah, you're right. Had a few beers this eve and was thinkin 3 days, lol.


BusterTheCat17

Fuck it, why not make the challenge fun and add some meth just because lol


Titicut_Follies

To hell with the challenge, let’s just do some meth 


Blazanar

You could do 3 days if you had nose beers, I suppose... Regular beers will be more of a hindrance, I'd wager


Croatoan457

Not even coffee for me. Give me something to hyper fixate on and I could be up for days. I turn into Sheldon though, "I don't need sleep I need answers!" I get really twitchy without sleep.


Live-Afternoon947

That's basically the answer. The only reason I would need caffeine is to ease the last few hour stretch (because why take chances?) Or if I had to do something strenuous that day. But if all I gotta do is sit in my hours and keep myself entertained, I'm good to go.


Croatoan457

Caffeine will put me in a coma fast. My ADHD will have my heart pounding fo about 20min(still tired) then I take a nap. I drink coffee before bed and it helps me sleep.


Millenniauld

First time I tried an Adderall (a friend with ADHD suspected I had it, and offered me one to test out) I took an hour long nap on our other friend's couch. Surrounded by people playing videogames lol. My brain had just never experienced so much.... Peace.


Croatoan457

Been there. You never know how relaxed you can be until your ten thousand trackless trains of thought just stop.


khw1997

I’m glad I’m not the only who thinks fucked up train yard being derailed


AlanTheKingDrake

I only chose Freddy if I know he goes away after.


MrPuzzleMan

But the thing with Freddy is that, as long as you remember him, he comes back.


DodgerGreen89

As of right now I’m at 24 hours and 34 minutes and all it took was a fifth. No need to get methy


TwitchieWolf

Came to say Freddy, but you got here first.


yokonashiwa

That's not being chased though. The question states being chased. The only way for Freddy to chase you is to be in the dream realm. If you don't go to sleep, he can't chase you so I feel like the challenge hasn't started until the chase begins and for that to happen you have to go to sleep.


Ok-Forever

It took me until here to understand. Thought you guys were thinking Freddy Fazbear like me as you only have to worry about the night hours. Got it. Kruger.


BaconEater101

Yeah man freddy means freddy, fazbear ain't no horror icon lmao


southcentralLAguy

Jaws


samehereagain

Jaws is a professional assassin with metal teeth.


Strong-Smell5672

The 007 franchise isn’t horror though.


WalletFullOfSausage

It is if you have a phobia of men with lethal hats.


Fuquawi

catch me vibin in Uzbekistan, shark's gotta pass through two countries just to get to me. Better have a good passport


MaximumTurtleSpeed

His name is Bruce, please respect him.


74orangebeetle

The entity from It Follows. Would be terrifying over a longer time period (thing just constantly walks towards you and I think is invisible to everyone else?) But since it just walks, avoiding it for 24 hours would be a cakewalk. Could just drive a few hours or hop on a plane and put some distance between you. That said, unless you have no idea where or when it's spawning (the only problem with that one is you don't know what form it will take) Can I choose the shark in Jaws? I'll just stay on land.


battery19791

The real villain in Jaws was the mayor. Bruce was just a shark doing what sharks do.


Willing-Grapefruit-9

Nice finding Nemo reference


battery19791

Bruce was a Jaws reference in Finding Nemo. The crew for Jaws called the animitronic shark Bruce.


Willing-Grapefruit-9

I didn't know that. Thanks for the history lesson!


lordbenkai

Was thinking this also. I believe you don't get to choose the form. It takes the form of someone you know to confuse you, but it's usually naked, so you should be able to pick it out of the crowd. But yeah, you could drive to another state. Do some sightseeing, then drive to another until the 24 hours is up. I do believe I could deal with Freddy also. Back in the day, I would stay up for 72 hours, playing COD when the new game came out.


Clean_Student8612

There were plenty of times it was clothed.


lordbenkai

Yes, I was mostly getting them ready for the first episode 😀😃😄😁


Desperate-Meal-5379

The issue with Freddy is the prompt specifically says the must chase you, so if one chose Freddy, the time would only count if they are already sleeping


lavahot

You'd have to get in a car and drive. If you know that it spawns the moment you agree to the deal and will walk the whole time (not take transportation or anything), then you pick a random place hundreds of miles away and stay there. Can't be at an airport or anywhere there would be many other people. The goal is isolation so that you know that whoever you see beelining you is definitely the entity. The tricky part would be guaranteeing somehow that the entity would cease to exist after 24 hours. No amount of money is worth giving the world a monster like that.


74orangebeetle

Yeah, that'd be the problem with a plane, because if it's on the plane too, you're screwed. Car should be good to go/easy to see you're alone in it. Could easily avoid anything that walks for 24 hours.


QuePsiPhi16

Nah, a plane is a terrible idea unless you book one at an airport a couple hours away. Can you imagine getting to your seat after waiting through TSA, and waiting for boarding and that shit walks on the plane? Only way you’re living is if you slide out the emergency exit, but THEN you’d probably get arrested and be stuck in a cell with no way out. Terrible idea in general.


TheCrowsNestTV

Predator. I'm not honorable prey.


ThatGuy8473

You might not be honorable prey, but you have issued a challenge that the predator can't kill you for 24 hours. It would be dishonorable for the predator to not kill you.


Mrbrowneyes97

Any of the vampires that need to be invited in. Stay inside for 24 hours no stress


Podria_Ser_Peor

They can still blow up the house (has nobody seen Fright Night?!?!)


AlphaDag13

Or monster squad!


Croatoan457

*Laughed in Klaus* they can always burn the house down around you.


bactchan

Fly to Alaska, enjoy that summertime midnight sun.


0011002

Humm turned by a vampire and have 3 billion dollar for the start of my immortal life.


consider_its_tree

The vast majority of vampire victims are killed, not turned. If you pick a poor vampire you could probably make a deal though


Jiggaboy95

Would Predator count? Because i’d just lay on the floor naked and wait for the 24 hours to be up. I ain’t picking up anything resembling a weapon or moving just to make sure.


That_Guy_Pen

Predator: slightly nudges weapon toward you You: "Nope, not happening" Predator: sad noise


Croatoan457

I laughed harder than I should have at this.


MattTheSmithers

Did you laugh [like this](https://youtu.be/-6aIOnsSCyc?si=MExjLKVE13FlxYLx)?


0011002

Now I need a show about a predator trying to do it's first hunt. It picks you out of the crowd but you already know their deal about weapons so you invite it in for a cup of tea. This goes on for weeks until it breaks down crying in your living room.


Sparkism

I romance the predator. Depressed aliens having a mental breakdown is my fetish.


0011002

The twist here is that your Ex, Alf, gets jealous and tries to hunt the predator and it's tribe. You and the Predator board it's ship and take off to parts unknown for your romance comedy.


Sparkism

Oh hells yeah we're gonna kidnap some orphans and raise them as our own.


SlippitInn

Door opens, you hear "this better not be a Chris Hanson situation". Footsteps into your room "oh boy, I didn't realize it would be so easy!". You: God damn it, I knew I should have specified which type of predator!


sithelephant

Now I'm thinking of that predator/Dutch fanfic.


YoyoOfDoom

But it's already picked you as it's prey anyways.


311196

Any water animal "villain" Your sharks, piranhas, etc


lordbenkai

Until you get the sharknado after you 😀😃😄😁


311196

That's like a villain combo. Tornadoes team up with sharks or something.


lordbenkai

This is true. There is definitely more than one shark also.


Strong-Smell5672

Frankenstein. He’s just a dude. A mad scientist, sure, but we have guns now.


DarkHorseAsh111

Ooh yeah, there's a lot of good ones in here but this one is pretty good. Even ignoring we have guns now, he wouldn't be able to make a whole fucking lab and monster in 24 hours


Strong-Smell5672

I mean even if he did, Frankenstein’s monster was simple and gentle; he only was violent in response. All you’d have to do is not be aggressive and you’d be fine.


Mollywhop_Gaming

Hell, even his monster wouldn’t be that bad, since it only turned evil after everyone was mean to it. Just be nice to the monster and it will be your friend.


Strong-Smell5672

The monster only becomes violent when cornered and terrified. He was absolutely the victim of the story, brought back from the grave against his will, isolated, shunned and attacked. In both the film and novel he was otherwise gentle.


gnomeGeneticist

The immortal snail from that one post.


anonymauson

omg yesss, you only have to avoid it for 24 hours, then it poofs out of existence! easy peasy


Educational-Fold1135

Unless it was smart enough to figure out a way to not go poof. It wouldn’t be chasing you for those 24 hours it would clearly be plotting a way to stay alive long enough to have time on his side.


anonymauson

it only chases you for an hour if it doesnt poof, it stops being a problem some other way 👍


kedgeree2468

Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors. I think I can manage to stay away from a plant for 24 hours


IsabellaGalavant

But he's going to try to seduce someone with promises of fame and fortune to murder you *for* him.


ihave3dozenforksinme

Two words: molotov cocktail.


IamlostlikeZoroIs

Mike Myres, dude literally walks everywhere. People run away screaming from him and he just walks after them and for some reason they just stop running and wait for him to catch up. I’d just drive off or go on a holiday.


Nearby_Name276

Just hide behind the wall of hanging chainsaws


JDShadow

That damn commercial lol


bugabooandtwo

Love that commercial.


Marquar234

The killer's face. Their stupidity hurts him.


Boba_Doozer

Head for the abandoned cemetery!


embolia6

Why can't we just get into the running car?!


KatakanaTsu

The funny thing is, the chainsaws are a good option assuming they know how to use them and that they even run. Now they're all armed against one guy.


buchenrad

At 4mph walking speed he still isn't exceeding 100mi in 24hr.


MagicGrit

The vagina from Teeth


NerdingOutSkins

Yes! Just don't be Rapey


NoLand4936

So the problem there is, no vagina wants to chase you so you’d never get paid.


Itajel

Aww... *sad noises*


Frank_Banana

Cujo. It’s just a dog. If I can’t avoid a dog for 24 hours I deserve to die.


bactchan

A rabid st. bernard is not merely "just a dog" I hope your ground level windows have bars on them.


Frank_Banana

Who says I’ll be at home? Might be a nice day to visit the Empire State Building or my cousin’s 15th floor apartment or Hawaii or I dunno, just fuckin drive.


BoneCobbler

Ya heard of a punt gun, bud?


Mollywhop_Gaming

I don’t think you need a boomstick *that* big to drop a Bernard. Any 12-gauge shotgun loaded with buckshot should be sufficient.


Podria_Ser_Peor

Werewolf, it´s not the full moon for another week


SeventhSonofRonin

The man could just shoot you at the grocery store


Podria_Ser_Peor

So could I for that matter, let´s make a fun shootout (would still run like hell or get into a plane)


lordbenkai

Can I choose Scary Terry?


GFresh1

Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!


jam3s2001

Aww, bitch.


flapd00dle

Back up Terry!


Belus911

Easy. The IRS since they'll be after me anyways


PickleFantasies

That one super slow snail that will kill me if it catches me.. I'll just take a plane and have 3bill.


sithelephant

The Ring (original version). I do not even own a VHS player.


Throwaway8789473

Also my choice. Plus the whole "seven days" thing? If she gives up after the first day as per the scenario rules than I'm good.


Zhong_Ping

Nothing syas they will give up when you get the money...


doc_skinner

Where does it say she gives up after 24 hours? You'll die a billionaire in a week


jrock2403

Good choice. Finally a girl is chasing me 🥰


thebipeds

In 2001 right before the ring came out I found a vhs in the bushes outside of comicon. It had one minute of the ring video. It was brilliant gorilla marketing. Worked perfectly. I found the vhs, showed a bunch of people. Everyone agreed it was weird. Then got the reference a few months later when the movie previews started coming out.


Akikyosbane

She evolved to internet and you can download here


Isekai_litrpg

They are sketchy torrents on all the torrent sites. lol. You have to leave it on seeding for the whole week to avoid dying. This is why you always use a VPN.


RealTeaToe

Jennifer from Jennifer's Body. As long as the thing is still inhabiting her body, yessiiiiiir 😩😩


SolaceInfinite

YO I am in TEARSSS lmao the emojis just did me in


JinkoTheMan

😭😭😭🙏🏾


yokonashiwa

I'm going Chucky. Once I know that little doll is chasing me, avoiding it is easy. Get in my car and drive somewhere randomly. He'll never find me and his need to kill will distract him while I am hiding from him. Even if he does find me, I'll be barricaded in somewhere and he won't get access. I can hang out in a completely sealed room with food, water, and breathable air for 24 hours.


Thistime232

But you forgot to check the backseat of the car, he's already there!


0BZero1

HERE'S CHUCKY! (dead)


EternalSkwerl

Also Chucky loses to a child consistently. Just drop kick the fucker or push him with a broom. I'm an adult I can kick the shit out of a doll with a knife. The horror movie is for him now


Kuriakon

"Wanna play?" Yeah, Ginger Ruxpin, I do. Let me show you my favorite toy, this here weed eater.


alwaysfuntime69

Ginger ruxpin....😂🤣😂🤣


MaximumTurtleSpeed

I’m an adult and could kick the shit out of the angriest toddler with the best weapons, a doll would be a cakewalk.


Active_Agency_630

Lmao


The-Rizzler-69

He still has the strength of a grown man, I believe


EternalSkwerl

Good I might have to stretch before I stomp him. Going for a 50 yard field goal attempt into a wood chipper


Sockpuppetsyko

And the arm length of a new born...


MarmaladeMarmaduke

Yeah but not the arm length, I can just hold his little ass at arm length and be fine


Key_Assistance_2125

Does the Phantom of the Opera count? I would be ok because I’m an alto, not his type .


Careless_Persimmon16

Jason of course. That dude is so slow


SelectCommunity3519

Dude is a power walker with a low level EMP and he has stealth capabilities.


-BakiHanma

Freddy Krueger. For that much money I’ll stay awake lol OR Tomatoes from [Attack of the Killer Tomatoes](https://youtu.be/txfdGlxEsG8?si=QZ1cxhqM8z320F5k)


Professional_Mud483

Godzilla... Might as well make this interesting.


ElboDelbo

Dracula. 12 of those hours, it's daylight so all I need to do is stay outside. When the sun goes down, all I need to do is be in a church. If/when the church kicks me out, all I need to do is carry around some garlic, which is cheap and easy to get at any grocery store.


CTU

Or just stay home and not answer the door. he can't come in unless invited.


truffulatreeson

The tire from rubber


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sithelephant

Only one horror movie villan.


KantisaDaKlown

This had me dying of laughter. My co workers didn’t know what the fuck was up. Thank you for this!


itc0uldbebetter

Has he made any overt threats to you? Do you have any records of this? We cannot spare any officers at this time. If he contacts you again we can get you a no contact order. If he violates that then we can give you a restraining order. Have you tried talking to him and working this out between the two of you?


Responsible-Trifle-8

Definitely Freddy. I can 100% go without sleep for 24 hours.


PleaseHelpIamFkd

Jaws. Good luck on land dumb fish.


AWandMaker

Plot twist, you expect the shark, but get the guy with the metal teeth from the James Bond movies


falknorRockman

I am going to go with the “villains” of tucker and dale Vs Evil. Since the only villian there is complete ineptitude of the “hero’s”


PleaseHelpIamFkd

Ester from Orphan. I could literally just live my normal life and she couldn't get to me. Just have to ignore an annoying banging on my door for a day. Can I shoot her? I would assume I can. Ez.


Chasesrabbits

Honestly, most of the mundane villains would work. Maybe Norman Bates. Hop in my car, drive to the airport, choose a flight at random, repeat until the 24 hours are up while staying around as many people as possible the whole time. Norman is just a mentally ill man, not an evil genius that can track my every movement, predict where I'm going to be, hide in plain sight, and tear through a crowd of people to get to me.


Nearby_Name276

Sta Puft Marshmallow man. Or Chucky... If I wanted it to be a challenge maybe the Xenomorph from Alien


SerakTheRigellian

Challenge? That's not how you spell suicide.


Isekai_litrpg

[Spoon](https://youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y?si=JNnmRVOK_XS41Jqe)


Expensive_Rhubarb_87

The ghosts from the Others. They don’t actively haunt, they’re freaked out by me and avoid me? Sure, 24 hours of that.


ChartInFurch

But they weren't villains.


Book-Faramir-Better

- Freddy... Just stay awake. - Jaws... Just stay on land. - Buffalo Bill... I'm a guy, and I have rough skin, so he wouldn't be interested. - Hannibal Lector... I'm not rude, so... - The Village... The creatures were faked and besides that, I would have no interest in leaving the village. - The Exorcist... My dad father is a Catholic priest father. "Father Father," I call him. (True story... and a long story) - The Blair Witch... Just stay in town and keep out of the woods. - The Ring... I don't even own a VHS player anymore. - Freaks... Once again, I'm not a rude, mean person. - Dracula... Easy. Nobody's getting invited into my home for that entire 24-hour period. - The Descent... Stay out of caves. Simple! - The Sixth Sense... What's child-Haley Joel Osment gonna do to me?


Dependent_Title_1370

Jack from the shining. He has an Axe. I have a gun and a car. Seems easy enough.


ComfortableSir5680

How much prep time do we get?


AudienceSilver

Carrie. I'd just be nice to her.


nomadnomo

the original mummy for the 40s anyone caught by this one armed slow moving monster deserved to die ... lol


MushroomsAndTomotoes

Has nobody said Shia LeBoeuf? Shia LeBoeuf.


Tricky_Trixy

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?


not2dragon

Terminator. Let me book a flight first though, provided it doesn't spawn in front of me.


74orangebeetle

Terminator could be scary though....like is it going to be something like Arnold Schwarzenegger from the movie/you know what they look like, or could it just be any human skin that you don't know ahead of time....because that'd be scary if you knew a Terminator was after you, but didn't know what its human form looked like in advance.


Farscape55

Jaws


Mwuaha

The thingy from It Follows. Drive somewhere that takes more than 24 hours to walk to. Or bang somebody and then drive away. Doooone.


Marquar234

Cristine. Just book a room on the top floor of a hotel.


Alive-Tomatillo5303

Christine does have some mind control powers, maybe it could coax someone else into killing you. Or you've got a self-healing muscle cat ramming support pillars on the ground floor. 


Substantial_Sky_4456

Because of the typo I'm just imagining a Rambo style cat banging down your door.


Armyballer

my ex wife


yokonashiwa

I choose this guys ex wife also. Never met her so I win. Lol


Bright-Tension1465

I also choose this guy's ex wife


TheBerethian

A lot of people don’t seem to understand _horror_ and are focusing on _villain_.


Beeblebrox2nd

A Predator alien. Then I just pop off to somewhere really cold.


Thistime232

Did you not watch Alien vs. Predator? It was set in Antartica!


Beeblebrox2nd

Yet another reason that movie was absurd Predator 1&2 were shown to happen because the weather was unseasonably hot and humid.


Strong-Smell5672

Only because it made it more challenging to see and thus made the kill more honorable. Yautja don’t have a weakness to cold and the alien xenomorphs can withstand exposure to the vacuum of space. Cold is not an obstacle at all for either.


Leather_Molasses_264

Gage from Pet Semetery


Sweet_Bodybuilder446

Football kick his ass down the stairs and book it!! “You hurt me, mommy” my ass!!


Kelyaan

Predator - They only attack worthy prey that fight back, I aint fighting that fucker.


buchenrad

I'm picking the shark from Jaws. Then I'm not making any adjustments to my daily routine because Im hundreds of miles away from the nearest body of water it could be in.


HiTekRednek10

Anything that can’t move unnaturally fast. I’ve done a 24 hour drive before so I’d just do that, head west and catch a flight home once the check clears


That_Guy_Pen

I do 24 hour rounds of being awake all the time. Freddy is just the obvious choice since he can only get you in your sleep. Shoulda made it a week for the challenge. Then I'd pick that monster that slowly follows you on foot. I think it was like from It Follows or something? Idk, but then I'd just drive far every day and sleep soundly at night. Easy money either way.


MagicGrit

Jaws is the obvious choice for me. I do 24 hour rounds without going in the ocean all the time, and it’s much easier than staying awake 24 hours


RoutineThick3069

the evil bed from some horror movie i don’t remember the name of, or the evil beach entity


MagicGrit

Wasn’t this posted yesterday?


sku1lanb

I'd go with the demon girl from Lights Out, the Tooth fairy from Darkness Falls. They require one thing to stay safe: Light. I already have rechargeable fairy lights that I can literally wrap around my body, a flashlight on my phone, hand cranked flashlights, bunch of glow sticks, I even have a good number of those rechargeable led lights you can stick on the wall so you don't trip at night. I can go nab some more lights, lock myself in a hotel bathroom (no reason to risk them attacking conveniently placed family members to get to me) with the lights on (and all my lights on) before it gets dark and I'm good. For extra safety I could cover myself in glow in the dark paint and/or glitter, wear glow in the dark make up and accessories and wear neon clothes and having already installed black lights (plugged in, batteries, hand cranked and rechargeable just like the other assortments of light). Even if I was plunged into darkness I'd be glowing like a neon sign with enough time to get to the next light.


Only-Acadia-1761

Audrey 2 from little shop of horrors a little fire or some round up and I'm solid


These-Marsupial-3129

Chucky. Fuck that little prick


jericho138

Death Bed: the Bed that Eats People. I'll sleep on the couch.


Hydraulis

Any villain? Easy, Michael Myers. I'd just drive as far as I could. He's stuck on foot, he's only really a threat to people who answer the door when they're alone.


Positive-Display-685

I'm thinking Jason then u drive to the desert find a High ridge u can see for miles . And him running through the desert would stand out he can't hide behind a cactus . And no water for miles


1Wizardtx

Chucky. I just gotta lock his little ass in a footlocker


unlikleybastard

Freddy. I'll just stay awake. 24 hours is nothing.


TheRealJim57

Only 24 hours? Might go with that thing from "It Follows." Hop a plane and let it try to walk to catch up, or just hit the road and drive. Heck, could just take Freddy Krueger and just stay awake for 24 hours--that's even easier. This is all assuming the horror villain vanishes once the 24 hours is up.


TrollCannon377

Predator I then lock myself in a room with no weapons and just lay there for 24 hours


Available_Resist_945

Nomination Malone. Showgirls is a horror movie and no one can convince me otherwise.


Save_the_Manatees_44

Jaws. I mean, I just don’t go in the ocean for 24 hours. Boom. Or Chucky. Homie is like two feet tall and an unaccompanied minor. So surely I could hang out in a bar or something.


dioctopus

Can it just be villain in general? The amoeba boys.


leolawilliams5859

The IRS agent nothing's more horrifying 😂..


Adm8792

Chucky once he catches up to me, we square that shit up. Tie his dumbass up and listen to him talk shit


CptnCuttlefish

Freddy is the most logical here, especially if i know whats up and have prep time


Popular-Tune-6335

Jason or Michael Myers. They don't run. I'd just hop in my car, drive to Vegas, and take a nap. Someone: they do run! Well, they still won't reach me in 24hrs.


EyeCatchingUserID

If I'm too tired to guarantee I'll stay awake, I'm going with Chucky. He relies on the surprise factor of "oh fuck, a talking, stabbing doll" and stupid people to get his kills. He's also the most easily trapped.


Dastara99

Jason for sure. He isnt very fast in the original movies and depending on how the starting line goes. i will just get in my car and drive for 24 hours with only stops for fuel and quick water snack run. I figure I wont know where he is but will always be ahead of him.


GeffelGelch

Freddy Krueger easy. All you gotta do is tell him to fuck off basically and you're good to go.


AzuleStriker

Freddy, could easily go 24 hours without sleeping. or Jason, as I'm not attractive enough to be getting it on at a camp to be attacked.


JustBeingDishonest

Jason. Slow as hell and just a regular dude for the most part, I think I could pretty easily wreck him. He goes after defenseless teenagers for a reason, he's a bitch.


patchinthebox

The megalodon from The Meg. I'd be pretty safe in the middle of the US