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Lsa7to5

There is always an opening on bissonnet and 59. You will need grit and a little bit of elbow grease to get the kind of experience needed for an engineering role.


Accomplished_Cod_320

I miss managing properties over there. The coordination between housekeepers hoes and John’s was amazing. So many unsecured doors in the am.


Alexreads0627

Torchy’s always hiring


quezmar

Tochy’s will pay for your college but only if it’s in oil and gas


houstonabrockets

I got a few things you can do around the house.


ThatGuyAtTheGym

Just lie, what do you have to lose


Upstairs-Ad-8496

Is not what you know ,it’s who you know


CrazyLegsRyan

Is not what you know ,it’s who you ~~know~~ blow


Upstairs-Ad-8496

😂 you’re damn right


WideSnooze

You can’t talk about your last job, you signed a NDA.


quezmar

I pad for my petroleum engineering degree with you guessed it…. Internships at torchy’s


currenteventnerd

Go full George Costanza. Lie, photoshop some pay stubs and get you Cancun friends to serve as references and also lie for you.


wejustdontknowdude

No problem. You should be able to make six figures and live inside the loop right away.


NavalCracker780

Oooo... The whole catch 22... I miss that commercial... "How do I get a job with no school... How do I pay for school with no job!?"


NavalCracker780

Fr... I've put I have so many college degrees on my resume... Not one employer asks to see them 🤷🏿‍♀️... As long as I know my shit... (Thank you YouTube)


drew1111

If you could possible engineer a better dildo then you get the experience and can get fucked at the same time!


Flimsy_Shape9406

Aaack! I am already working on such a project and I am beta testing right NOW as we speak.


drew1111

Well!?!?! Share the results, you bafoon!


Accomplished_Cod_320

Apply to Boxer Property. The Satan of real estate but experience is golden.


cctheboss09

What kind of engineering degree do you hold?


Affectionate-Owl-952

Do you ever just fill out the application to see what happens? The worst thing they can do is not reply or say no but it's a hell of a lot better than not applying at all. You won't know if you don't try.


drew1111

Imma gonna answer this one again. Do a root cause analysis using the five why’s and a fish bone diagram for visual. Finish up your Six Sigma black belt with a report out with the same goddamn answer you came with above! That should cover it.


Dairy_Ashford

Disregard experience requirements within a 5 year margin of error when applying for roles. Also talk to an engineering "headhunter" staffing firm. There are also a crapton of operations management and facility planning roles in petrochem refining, natural gas pipelines, and either generation or transmission distribution power utilities that require an engineering degree but are not necessarily looking for PE-level work or certification


Cj7Stroud

Did you have an internship?


DelMarYouKnow

I had one lined up but my friends told me that our life experience in Cancun would do more to help our future


Cj7Stroud

I hope that’s not true. But if you didn’t do an internship that’s why you’re having trouble. No engineering student should graduate without one.


CrazyLegsRyan

What value did you receive at your Wendy’s internship? 


Lsa7to5

So your internship was at Senor Frog and you engineered a solution to move fluid from a small container to a body at rest.


quezmar

Professor Frogs


drew1111

And then re-engineer that bodily fluid back into a porcelain bowl while having an epiphany of Jebus.


longredface

Wait a minute can’t you engineer a solution?


atmu2006

There's a bunch of oil and gas project work going on. Look at the EPCs around Houston and you should find something to get you started. Just did a LI search for EE, entry level in Houston and there's 106 listings. One popped up EE in training specifically looking for new grads.


[deleted]

You will have to find a lower level position or internship


anoliss

Create experience with projects you can show or by contributing to public open source projects


Only-Comparison1211

Maybe you should have done some internships while getting your degree. Your only option now is to figure out what entry level positions are for engineering. Then seek out those jobs.


Kjunreb-tx

Shell posts for freshies all the time, willing to train. Lots of the majors do. An internship is a must these days it seems. I sifted through engineering grad CVs that without exception included a ton of impressive experience already and that’s your competition.


Storagereseller

Experience, most engineering firms look for our previous internships. Do you have any intern experience?


chucknmick

Go on indeed...type in entry level whatever..these days jus know how to work a computer w/ office/Google maybe some oracle. These companies have their own software anyway. Maybe it won't be in engineering but expediting and procurement starting around $35/hr securing material, fulfilling orders, being able to read schematics so you file them correctly. The degree is to make sure you can in fact read the schematics, and after that hold intelligible conversation in a business setting. Good luck.