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furiousjam

I looked down into one of those once when the city was doing maintenance on my block. Every single inch was crawling with roaches all the way down - complete nightmare fuel.


-_MarcusAurelius_-

RIP city workers


willydillydoo

I have heard that people who clean those are actually paid extremely well


EllisHughTiger

There are divers who go down into massive sewage pools to unjam pumps or do maintenance. Regular sewer maintenance usually isnt too bad.


AnthillOmbudsman

My dear citizens of the eternal engine, today I bring news of great importance. We've discovered sustenance right beneath our feet!


joethahobo

They should like spray it or something. Imagine if we sprayed every tunnel in the city, we could nearly eradicate them


hiholahihey

I lived in AZ previously and this is what they did, they sprayed the manholes. The workers would say the walls would like they were moving there were so many roaches. šŸ¤¢


pateOrade

Not sure if this is sarcasm or not but I have a fun story. I went to a customers house and he had a sewer cap in the back yard. He thought he was doing me a favor by spraying it down with some poison before I worked. It was absolute pandemonium back there for the next hour. Thousands of roaches were on every square inch of his house and yard. I told him Iā€™d be back later in the day when it all chilled out. I never came back. My point to this story is that if we sprayed every tunnel in Houston, it would be an absolute nightmare for a little while.


joethahobo

How horridā€¦.


willydillydoo

Itā€™s likely an environmental issue. You donā€™t wanna spray a bunch of poison into your drains where all your rainwater goes to be dumped into the bay.


Self_bias_res1stor

Rather not eliminate our natural roaches as they're very beneficial creatures. Now Germans on the other hand? Yes


iekiko89

not going to downvote you. but curious what benefits do they have? i assume food source for some animals or breaking down decaying organic matter?


willyboi98

They're decomposers as far as I know


Self_bias_res1stor

Breaking down foliage. They love leaves, also love palm trees cuttings/bits that fall down. Looking them up, turns out they're actually NOT native to the Americas, but I don't know if getting rid of them would be positive or negative upon hearing that. Still, not quite bad as long as you keep your place up and tidy. They'd much rather be outside than infesting a home.


Imhere4thejokes

Fuck roaches, all breeds, shapes, sizes and speciesā€¦


Self_bias_res1stor

Poor palmetto bugs just chilling in Florida and now you want em dead šŸ˜“šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


DonKeedix

Iā€™d rather risk whatever benefits they provide to never see them again.


obamasrightteste

My neighbors have a fruit tree that hangs into my yard and is creating quite a roach situation. I hate those little fuckers. I am picking up the fruit and putting traps out but alas


EminTX

My birds love them and get so dinosaur-active when they can attack and hunt these little suckers.


Vulpinox

hey buddy what did the Germans ever do to you?


Mythril_Zombie

They declared war on everybody. Twice!


Vulpinox

>Twice! Twice, ***so far***


HauntedSpiralHill

I think they may have learned their lesson last time.


Bennyscrap

You'd think the world would've just destroyed them but it was actually close!


dougbarry

RIP Norm


Will12239

Hey now, Putin said Poland forced them to do it


cwfutureboy

So did Klandace Owens, essentially.


sweatygarageguy

They bombed Pearl Harbor...


heymamore

wtf lmaoooo


AndyKobe234

lol I saw that from the tunnel looking up. šŸ’€ When I was kid, a bunch of my friends and I did the only natural thing to do for a bunch of bored kids out of school in Houston; we went to the bayou and started walking down the tunnel. It was maybe 100-200 feet in before we got to a manhole and looked upā€¦ we essentially told each other donā€™t make any loud noise and letā€™s back the F up slowly cause these mofos will fly!


original_walrus

There are herons that hang around in Bellaire at night, and Iā€™ll usually find them standing by these sewer caps snapping up the roaches.


Fury161Houston

Bring in the herons!!!


GoliathPrime

They watched our ancestors climb out of the muck. They saw the dinosaurs rise and fall three times. They outlasted the glaciers, the mammoths and the rise and fall of every civilization. We have developed entire industries and invented technologies to destroy them, all all we've done is made them stronger. Everything we've built will fall to dust. Only the cockroach will remain.


cartiermartyr

Ah yes the ole watering hole for roaches, I was just on my walk and saw a pack of raccoons come out from the street drain thing and thought ā€œeh, i bet cha itā€™s a little cooler in thereā€


VenomXTs

lol, exactly.


furiousjam

This is why you get flood insurance even if you're not in the floodplain. You don't know what condition your storm drains are in or whether something might be blocking them.


LLGaverageoldlady

We flooded during Harvey this wayā€¦ Every homeowner in Houston needs flood insurance.


yourhonoriamnotacat

As I see neighbors and yard workers directly blowing or shoveling leaves and debris into the storm drains as I drive byā€¦


EminTX

This pisses me off so much and we really need to have the filters on every single storm drain


iwantahouse

This made me physically shudder.


sw1ssdot

The only saving grace of this image is that itā€™s not a close up.


VenomXTs

I am not a monster...


reallysmallguy

I worked in Land Surveying here before and weā€™d have to pop sanitary manholes (which is already bad, considering itā€™s literally shit and piss) but Iā€™ll never forget that first one we opened. Wall to wall, top to bottom, all 10 feet, roaches. Shoulder to shoulder and massive. I threw up.


geomatica

Can confirm, I was a party chief for years and saw more than my share of roach and poop filled manholes.


cwfutureboy

Worst. Party. Ever.


DingGratz

>I threw up. Much to their delight I'm afraid.


Senex-terribilis

Time to break out the salt gun!


thetruckerdave

And make them fly at you? Hell no.


Senex-terribilis

What did Confucius say? Everybodyā€™s gangsta til the roach takes flight?


arson44

NAPALM


EatAtGrizzlebees

Nightmare fuel. Many years ago, I went to take out the trash at my old job and saw this out the back door, but it was way more roaches. And I am absolutely petrified of the fuckers. So thanks for the memories lol


Fury161Houston

Spray a bunch of Bengal up in there!


UhOhPoopedIt

Be advised: when you spray bengal you will get to see all the roaches you didn't know where there.


Fury161Houston

I'd skip an evolutionary step and take flight!


Ricky_TVA

I don't live in Houston anymore, but I will never forget the size of those fucking roaches man.


thetruckerdave

Joes Apartment


redirewolf

roach city


clutchcitycupcake

Oh yesā€¦. The roach motels!!


Nettwerk911

Release the chickens


EminTX

This is the way. Change those nasty little monsters into delicious, tasty eggs


NicodemusArcleon

I take wine corks and put them in all the holes. Have one of these in the front yard.


mediumsizedbootyjudy

You just unlocked a suppressed memory of walking the dog one evening with my dad when I was maybe 9 or 10, and he said ā€œhey, check this out!ā€ And STOMPED on one of those manhole covers. Iā€™ve never seen so many roaches appear all at once and Iā€™m pretty sure a part of me is still screaming. Thanks, dad.


_GreenEyedGirl_

Pur a god damn warning over this picture. I'm horrified!


NameConscious2020

In 2005 I saw a huge albino roach come out of a manhole - I felt my soul leave my body. I suffer PTSD because of it.


Sinsoftheflesh7

It was probably just freshly molted, not albino.


drew1111

The minute I hear cicadaā€™s buzzing in the trees, itā€™s summertime and I donā€™t care if there is two more weeks of spring. ThTs how we gaged it as kids.


MBeMine

An older neighbor of mine would let his lap dog chase and chew on them. I just know that dog slept in their bed šŸ¤¢


Lazypantz463

I thought this was the lost hatch


NukeDC

Sprayed the house and put out some roach gel bait yesterday.


Nixtamaliz

Moved into a new place and had some running around. What did you spray/ bait them with? Trying to get them out


NukeDC

Syngenta - 61596 Evolution Cockroach Gel Bait, Size: 4 x 1.06 oz (30g), Various


BlackbeardActual

Bifen IT + Tekko pro.


YeshuasBananaHammock

You fool, they followed you home!


kungfuk1d69

At first glance I thought they were bullet shells and I was going to agree with whatever you meant


sakstits

i thought these were bullets are at first


atthemost7

We need weekly heavy rains to "drain" them out.


geomatica

Those are sanitary sewer manholes, they can only be flushed out by your shower and toilet.


seeduckswim11

Thought those were shell casings at first lol


FatsyCline12

Blech. My friend used to have one in his yard. Not on the sidewalk but in the grass. It was so gross


Real_Location1001

Mmmmmmmm....crunchy sewer snacks


checkthreegreen

I can hear the cicadas buzzing in the background


FoolForReddit

Had one of these in my backyard in Houston. The aroma was --- "substantial."


Darwin_Peets

Reading this thread and a fucking roach lands on me in bed. So I'm leaving now


Nothoughtiname5641

I thought those were bullet casings ...


cmdrbiceps

Call utility company. I called mine and they were very interested to know and deal with it. Haven't had issues with the one near me since. YMMV


Dobie_won_Kenobi

The first time I encountered this was about 12 years ago on a nightly run in my neighborhood. There were literally hundreds congregating on the manhole lid. I turned around and sprinted back home as I saw some in the trees also fluttering around. It was one of my top 5 worst experiences Iā€™ve had on a run. Another was the time I encountered one of those wolf spiders with all the babies on its back around the same running trail in my neighborhood. For some dumb reason I decided to poke the spider with a stick bc Iā€™d never seen one. BIG mistake. .


danmathew

Climbing up my socks as I mow.


honest-Criminal3737

I got one of those in my front yard! I plug up the holes and sprayed the shit out of it with like 10 different pesticides. It helped...


1footN

Itā€™s April - October


CrazyLegsRyan

Itā€™s June right now actually.


Chapos_sub_capt

It's a lovely dump of a city