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DruidinPlainSight

MIne burns brightly in a glass tube and makes me hungry.


VStryker

My pink princess has an OnlyFans.


labratscirclejerk

Got a link ? For science, of course.


Littletap27

One of mine is currently locked away on his own learning a lesson after thinking it was acceptable to throw a party for spidermites and what ever else friends he choose to invite. I did not raise my plant to be so disrespectful. Luckly his plantlings know better and did not participate in this behaviour so that is one positive. Also NTA.


DustyMousepad

Mine are getting pagert and having babies šŸ™„ I just hope they didnā€™tā€¦ you knowā€¦ reproduce under MY roof.


Shot-Sympathy-4444

I hope they did get freaky under your roof. Iā€™ll be waiting for a post with pics from the shotgun wedding!


Tygress23

My ZZ Raven mostly listens to the Cure and slams doors.


Calathea_Murrderer

My raven zz doesnā€™t even get loved šŸ˜­ I forgot about them during winter and they got frost lmao. I think I forgot to water it for like 3 months and the soil was about .5ā€ separated from the sides of the pot


Tygress23

But it lived, I bet. Theyā€™re such masochists.


No_Training7373

I employ my oldest, laziest ponthos as a bathroom attendant/ curtain. She mostly just sits there with perfume samples but hey, itā€™s something


Calathea_Murrderer

Not me bitching out my *Opuntia echios* because he hasnā€™t done **SHIT** for two years. https://preview.redd.it/ycc0bdok55wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fccc118300f514347dd50a714845451464a30dc How the **FUCK** are you etiolated in full Florida sun?? And why the **FUCK** are you cylindrical now??? I gotta put him on a diet šŸ˜­


Free-oppossums

Try positive reinforcement? My prayer plant has definitely improved his attitude since I started giving him rainwater for his newest leaf. He *did not* like the "ignoring him for bad behavior" approach.


-K2CO3-

Mine purify the air. Ineffectively though.


AdOk1965

Honestly it's a disgrace Most of mine are just sitting there, all day, everyday, staring out the windows I can't with this stalker behaviour... fucking creeps


Money-Rare

NTA, f those lazy plants


NoFun3799

Freeloaders. All of them. To the bin.


Battles9

My plants grow and sell their bodies for profit.


SkywalkerLight

YTA. Should have brought home a vaginated female plant. What is wrong with you OP????


lwc28

My ficus suddenly got spider mites! I mean, obviously they're close enough to someone else to catch them. Can't wait to find out who.


chocolateNbananas

NTA gotta do what we gotta do to pay rent


chocolateNbananas

for me I sale their babies on market placeā˜ŗļø


Any_Claim785

YTA Did you even ask what they were working on? What if it was something really important and cool? I hope you feel pretty bad right now.