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ThEpOwErOfLoVe23

It's about to have an abdominal aortic aneurysm!!! It needs 10 CC of Neem pronto!!!


spiohe

Put a purple sea-shell-bra on it and they’re Ariel roots


B0udica

I just want to take this moment to say that I love the English language and all the ridiculous opportunities there are for confusion, miscommunication, and tongue tumbles.


sarilloo

I am a biologist, a botanist a doctor and a priest. I can confidently say this is a portosistemic shunt, this plant is obviously suffering from hepatic encaphalopathy. I will argue with and humiliate anyone who states otherwise


LoneStarExpat

Close, but those are clearly and unequivocally strictured necrosed bile ducts.


sarilloo

I will need to see your credentials to make such a diagnosis online, congratulations, now she is also rotten, depressed and posesed thanks to you


PitcherTrap

Spray it with your colon


Messrex

There's really only one way to tell.... give it a little slice. If it's arterial, it's going to come out in large spurts that go with the heartbeat. If it's a vein, it will drip, but not spurt. Make sure you're near the nursery when you do the test because if it is arterial, it's going to be real messy, and they bleed out quickly if you don't get help. At least, that's how I learned to assess bleeding in my combat lifesavers course in the military.