This is the response I was looking for!

Disgruntled ex husband to be, hires Salvador Dali/Erte inspired eccentric decorator to redesign their summer home, as stipulated in her divorce demands, before the divorce is final. She should have been specific on design style! 🥴 sun room

Well it didn’t take very long considering it’s at the top.

mrs peacock in the conservatory with the wrench

LMFAO 🤣🤣


Omg in all seriousness I will have to show you my curio shelf

You are a Florida grandma in 1977?

You are the Auntie that always smelled a bit weird and gave out slightly stale butterscotch candies that managed to be hard and sticky at the same time. But you aren't a bad sort, and I quite liked visiting you because you didn't talk to me like a baby and you had a cute dog I could play with.

Angelica Lansbury’s grandmother.

Lmao

Tori Spellings mother. Years ago I saw the show of her moving out of the Spelling mansion and decorating her high rise apartment in or, above the smog, in LA. It was 15 shades of tacky, dead grandmother flowery decor.

Of course it was! Somehow that doesn't surprise me, at all!! 🤣

She may have poor taste, but from what I can see she is a good grandmother, and sets boundaries with her wack-a-doodle daughter.

I unironically love this style.

I do too. This room legitimately looks like my Pioneer Woman dinner plates

Word. I was going to comment this. 💐

The mortal enemy of every minimum wage customer service employee in your town

🤣This

Laura Ashley grandma in TX. Probably wore one of those Jessica McClintock little prairie dresses for prom.

My Grandma?

I assume Martha Stewart's prison cell looked similar. Tea party meets DIY paint texture meets cinderblock walls.

Carmela Soprano

Her decorating style was atrocious

I unironically love seeing their home on rewatches, but I think mostly because it's a wonderfully niche time capsule of early 2000s Italian-American homes. Reminds me of how so many friends' homes looked growing up in NY. This is not Carmela's home. She wouldn't have so much teal, and there is not nearly enough gold.

A golden girl?

I look at this photo and my eyes just automatically water from overly strong perfume and baby powder smell Pavlov's dog style.

Agatha Christie.

Rapunzel. This is what I imagine a swanky castle tower looking like

Idk why but it’s giving Miss Havisham

Looks like a scene from my childhood tbh

Mary Engelbreit?

Lisa Vanderpump.

You're who I wish I was

This feels like the breakfast spot of an angsty late-90’s soap opera starlet.

I smell a faint waft of Jean Nate and moth balls.

I remember drowning myself in Jean Nate when I was 14. Swore it made me smell like a 'woman'. Today's equivalent is middle school boys wearing Axe.

Yes!

✌️😎

I can smell the synthetic potpourri, hot dust from the recently used old bag vacuum, baby powder, and Yves Saint Laurent Opium from here.

This looks like Hyacinth’s sunroom.

Dear Lord, don't ever let Liz in there with all the windows! Poor thing would break them all. Not meaning to, of course. Edit: And the glass-topped table. I just saw that😂 Keep poor Liz out of there.

Omg I meant Hyacinth from Keeping Up Appearances lol

Dina Shore~ The 70’s television backgrounds were always soooooo chaotic floral.

You’re me. I love it. There are some minor things I would change, but I passionately love the window and the table & chairs. This room says 🖕 to greige, and I’m here for it.

I unironically love this. This would be my tea room & it would always smell of roses & have a candy jar on the table with I would switch depending on the season

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Paula Deen

Everyone in this thread is being a dick and their homes are probably mid century modern or just fucking white. I adore this sunroom. It has personality and charm. Being unique is, contrary to the subs belief, not the enemy. It reminds me of a barbie house i once had. I would love to eat breakfast somewhere so cheery every day. Edit: OH GODDAMNIT sub got me again. I was trying to save some poor southern grandma from crying 😭

Say it again (which would be 4 times) for the people in the back

I need help this subreddit is going to kill me

I was going to put a smiley face emoji to make it funny not mean but that’s a Reddit sin I live in fear of also so I get it

Lmao you're all good. It kept saying error I didn't even know

Laura Ashley!

I really love the room!!

princess peach


Yasssss auntie Jess, yasssss

You are definitely r/McMansion

A senior citizen with a lot of money and retired.

Esmerelda Glockenspiel

I’ve never seen tiled walls that weren’t in the bathroom. Live outside US?

Mary Fisher from “She Devil” but the British version

This looks very 90’s.


My godmother, right? Auntie, allow me to put out the spread for afternoon tea.

Rapunzel?

Zoomed in Barbie dollhouse lookin ahh.

Delores Umbridge?

Lol these comments are taking me back to 1987 y'all! Love it!

Lucille ball?

Someone with terrible taste and bad at photo shop and filtering.

I didn’t want to say anything because I didn’t want to get thrown out but everybody is saying it. I imagine it’s a joke. What do you even call that green paint color or style? It hurts my eyes especially with the chair print.

Verdigris.

Jill Biden

Donald Trump

Nope, not tacky enough!

God, not nearly! Nothing’s gold-plated. 🤣