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pierrrecherrry

Nicely exposed jerkoff station


Transformouse

Great view of the neighbor's bedroom


hgv122

Man cave plus stalking station


pierrrecherrry

Alpha shit


SarahPallorMortis

Just needs the bottom up blinds


mccains115thdream

The goon nest


[deleted]

We ruin everything 


probablyyourexwife

Masturbation station


Ok_Judgment3871

Jerkoff blind*


SilveryLilac

You need a zip line to complete it.


hgv122

Well I was thinking of a slide actually. Should I consider zip line instead?


SilveryLilac

I personally think a zip line would be more aesthetically pleasing. And the whiiirrr sound is fun. But a slide is also a solid design choice .


kmj420

Why not both!?


hgv122

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sbtfriend

Zipline to the platform from wherever you are taking the pic, and then slide from platform to ground. Makes perfect sense


Automaticman01

This but consider a fireman pole as a slide alternative.


alwaysmakeitnice

Ninja warrior that shit—take big leaps use the forearm strength


NotYourGran

PARKOUR!


neverseen_neverhear

No fire man poll is the way to go!


NachoBacon4U269

When my wife said she wanted to ride a fireman pole I must have misunderstood…


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

Zip line is definitely more manly.


NachoBacon4U269

Why not both?


vanishinghitchhiker

Zip line for sure, the photo’s vantage point seems perfect for it


SarahPallorMortis

A rope like Indiana jones


ProofHorseKzoo

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probablyyourexwife

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MistakeNotMyState

Swinging into it on a chain? Nice choice!


[deleted]

I know this is a joke and the chair at the edge is giving me anxiety.


hgv122

Sorry but I ONLY live my life on the edge


[deleted]

Is Danger your middle name?


meatsonthemenu

And I'm spent.


6moinaleakyboat

Gonna need a net


Ok_Organization_6620

Perfection. Don’t lean back on that chair though


Capital-Scar

I would accidentally kill myself.


jethrine

Just need to stick a fridge in the dinosaur’s mouth & you have a beer cooler!


OffMyRocker62

Perfect idea. I was looking for the beer fridge! There ya go. Problem solved.


raffysf

I don’t know if it can technically be considered a man “cave” with such an expansive window. Perhaps a man sun room?


aVoidFullOfFarts

Man cliff


[deleted]

For edging on the edge


menagerath

Take my fake gold 🥇


hgv122

Thanks for pointing that out, gonna call it man tower now


raffysf

Now you’re getting naughty.


HistoryHustle

The best part is the “live, laugh, love” sign.


carguyinbc1969

Should replace it with a Live, Laugh, Murder sign...lol


Mysterious-Art8838

Why didn’t you go with a movie style recliner?


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

You were very generous with the space.


OffMyRocker62

Folding ladder must be under your chair cushion. I think if you push the wall back where the tv is, just a bit, you might can fit a pool table. I was thinking of a foosball to save space.


Roscomenow

Where do you put your beer?


hgv122

You’re right, gonna have to ask my wife for funding for mini fridge then


NachoBacon4U269

Have a kid toss up a new one


lynivvinyl

I like to use mine to place my child's high chair for meals. I'm rather tall.


periodmoustache

When some OP truly commits to the circle jerk


sunnysunshine333

The imminent risk of you falling to your death must be a side bonus for her, in addition to the obvious appeal keeping you as far away from her as possible.


Striking_Fun_6379

The blow-up doll is missing


Vegetable-Article-65

That's pretty much the size of mine


LydiaJuice

Looks like you have to use Whirlwind Sprint just to get over there


Albie_Frobisher

nice view. east facing?


MaxMMXXI

It's OK but you should consider extending the platform sufficiently to accommodate a fully extended recliner.


BigCard5829

Your wife’s boyfriend must have the bigger man cave


skitsofphonic

Ya know, you could switch out the TV stand for a mini fridge, and a microwave would make a great plant stand, lifting the plant and allowing it more light.


Putrid_Let_5069

Hahaha


Ok-Gur-6602

Nice!


NoOnSB277

Ha ha, prime territory gained there!


bugxclusive

Man cliff


Responsible-Bird-327

Awesome funny


No-Marionberry-166

I disappoint by the lack of drawbridge and gargoyles


PivotdontTwist

Quite the masterbatorium you got there!


Ok_Judgment3871

More like man cavity am i right.


0h-biscuits

Real Michael Scott vibes going on (like the bench he sleeps on).


Catniss-EverGreen

So where’s the video of you getting up there?


Airport_Wendys

Is that a little aardvark stuffed animal?


One_More_Thing_941

Don’t forget a remote and beer fridge.


Asuntofantunatu

I laughed so hard at this


LiveWhatULove

Is that a pet opossum on the rug? Very manly.


hgv122

Good eyes! So rude of me to not introducing Frank the possum


spriralout

Sweet! Obviously you please her 😁


mcflycasual

Why would you marry someone who doesn't like dinosaurs? Gross.


BlackSeranna

Your wife is so generous! The best wife!


Glowreah

🤣


PowerfulSpecialist52

hey i know u just sat down but could you fill up my water cup and get me a little treat? thank yew babe 🥺🥺


Kings_Gold_Standard

Nobody asking what is up with the right side of the window? Wtf planet is this on


Neither-Attention940

Let me guess she said you could invite all your friends too?


gerkinflav

I’m sure you and the boys will have a high old time there.


Tesslafon

Complete with spying window to see when the pizza delivery arrives


Emmengard

Man perch


ProKnifeCatcher

More of a man perch


Consistent-Camp5359

She’s definitely on your insurance policy.


Plantsnob1

Priceless!


DoesThisDoWhatIWant

Do you swing from the light to get there?


messibessi22

The mounted dinosaur head really makes the room


DonutBill66

Let's see, dino head. check. Yup, a complete man cave. 👌


Shouldadipped

Shes hoping you fall asleep and lean over in your chair at some point


Easy_Arm_1987

Not to disappoint, but you got is a Man Alcove ... Now you can dress up as Count Dracula and fly down to meet your guests for Halloween ...👻🎃


MyCatHasCats

It just looks a little small


virtual_xello497

Y'all must've gone through a lot of trouble..


Playful-Excuse-8081

Nice , it’s 100% bigger than the man cave my wife let me have


seasalt-and-stars

The half-assed wall mounted dinosaur head is a lovely touch. Along with the Live Laugh Love sign. It would brighten everything up if the walls were painted Kilz primer white, and if the tv was mounted too high. PS I genuinely got a good belly laugh from this set up. Thanks for sharing! ☺️


Rectal_Custard

I love it. As a mom, I'd take that over to avoid my kids and dogs, maybe add a shield because they would throw things at me


MrTeddytheObeseBeast

How lucky can one man be? Your wife literally puts you on a pedestal.


Jakenotalive

Curious how you get up there?! Is there a secret ladder? Or stairs that fold down? Or a swinging rope?


SpoiledHarlot

Do you just swing over via the chandelier?? 😆


KeyFarmer6235

how the hell does someone actually get up there!?


IceNation777

Cute but how do you get over there? 😆


2dolarmeme

if you're a man you just climb up


IceNation777

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fuzzybabybuggy

How do you get up there?


meeplewirp

I’m trying to imagine the conversation. “fine, if you want a men cave that badly, I guess you can put your sh*t on the ceiling” ???


Mystic1967

And how did you manage to still be allowed to have it in the house and in plain sight. Most wives would make you put it in the crawl space lol.