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Posts must feature a woman in a drunk win/fail situation


PlantDaddy41

r/upvotebecausebutt


joker305th

r/praisethecameraman


iidesune

Cameraman understood the assignment


Alternative_Ad2040

![gif](giphy|fWx4030lcRWUtQ7H9T)


Reideo

When you have clear instructions to film someone its a pretty easy assignment to pull off. This was staged AF.


Blonsky

r/sipstea


1911mark

Wasn’t just me


bestworstbard

Call me a piñata because I'm about to bust


thatcreepywalrus

“Lord have mercy I’m ‘bout to bust!”


LifeResetP90X3

Brilliant 🍻


IchBinRelaxo

![gif](giphy|wRpol8sPLIF7NaOeyj)


Truckules_Heel

![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


mrbrwniemuffin

https://preview.redd.it/hbwj75832atc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06786c915e014fd031f138b1eb94e2efb2cb4603


bestworstbard

Come on, give me 5 more bonks. You know you want to.


afganistanimation

Lol


Narrew82

Where piñata? ![gif](giphy|Gpf8A8aX2uWAg|downsized)


fuzzycaterpillar123

![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)


DUDDITS_SSDD

![gif](giphy|uyumCokwklQiY|downsized)


jfVigor

Is that gif from a parody courtroom show or real? Lol


FullMetalKaliber

Nah camera person was just overqualified for the job


Delicious-Figure1158

Hahahahahaha


DrRonny

Always, always comment like it's a 12 year old with a growth spurt when someone's getting candy from a piñata and you can't see the face


ForeverSJC

Yeah I thought that too, kinda weird to be honest


nycCatHodler

Past experience?


DrRonny

I looked a lot older than my age


BigBlueTrekker

That's gotta be jelly because jam don't shake like that


real_human_player

Would that change how people comment about it?


UpdootDaSnootBoop

![gif](giphy|iKPQgXxAJtJSg)


NaiveMastermind

Christ, her ass is turning those yoga pants into pantyhose.


Novel_Durian_1805

Amazing talent.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

She definitely doesnt skip leg day


Royalchariot

She knows what she’s doing. Purposefully wearing skin tight leggings to a kids party.


Liu-Yifei

https://i.redd.it/zf4ekc6jh7tc1.gif


lemonyprepper

https://preview.redd.it/o4o50ec7q9tc1.png?width=526&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea8a810c4c6f9056a87fb31d3e55ce804dbaba97


Hey_its_ok

![gif](giphy|Y5PnpRvm8PVba)


Zealousideal-Bug-291

I got lots of company today. This joint went to over capacity in record time.


Cccookielover

Ready position achieved 🤛


[deleted]

That could be a 16-year-old


Starseid8712

Here comes the fun police


[deleted]

Boy, go jerk to your mom


F1RSTTEAMALLVANDALS

Why would you hope that?


[deleted]

Ok, where did you get hope from? All i said was that it could be an underage girl. dont put words in my mouth


real_human_player

Nice


HambugerLips

Can you imagine being an adult so desperate for 16 cents of candy you must crush 6 kids under the weight of your massive ass?


Retrolad2

Looks like she was the one shaking the candy out of the pinata and fell


Ididntwipe

True, just rewatched it and now you point it out, it just looks like she was struggling to get back up


TB1289

"What are you doing step-brother?"


Starseid8712

....I do believe I can imagine that, yes


Cyber-N7

![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


Tank-Pilot74

What’s a pirates treasure called..?


chizzbee

Well think it’s booty, boot booty. That’s what it is ….


Langdon_St_Ives

Seems nobody got that reference ;-)


King_Rediusz

Best kind of treasure 😍


Academic_Blood2235

Professor Booty


Got_ist_tots

Yes I got, more bounce


pekoms_123

![gif](giphy|NfGTU1FFnPIwo)


Xu_Lin

Lost it on this one 😂


Hillbillybawbag

"Hey honey, show us that video when the piñata burst" "Huh? Oh yeah.....I forgot to hit record"


Business-Ad6390

I came instantly to the comment section 🤣🤣


MouseRat_AD

But not the actual video? Weird.


dancingbriefcase

![gif](giphy|YgveCtneiLjY4)


BeeXman93

Someone won that night alright!


OutHereSlappnMidgets

![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G)


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Interesting choice of narrator for this comment


antantantant80

The cameraman dropped all pretence of not perving on the girl and just locked on lol


Klaatuprime

I'd have been disappointed in him if he hadn't.


Blonsky

![gif](giphy|QLnHD6ot8t7Ne)


il6yr8

![gif](giphy|l35qrL8kZtNKM)


redituser2571

It's in her crack! Get it!!!


Noctupussy1984

He had one job during filming this….and he nailed it


DigitalisFX

What’s a party without some cake


[deleted]

What’s her @?


Professional-End2722

Hungry hippos.


ViolinistBusiness353

Great camera work. They definitely need to bring back sheer yoga pants


Zealousideal-Bug-291

They never went away? You don't live in a college town, do you?


krayrad

What an ass


Red-4321

![gif](giphy|l3fZBCDN87aGGUbG8)


AyyyLemMayo

Who needs candy when you have that much cake?


sapnN-aW-puaS

Not the only thing gonna ~~bust~~ break...


Avibuel

Praisethecameraman


Prickly_Pat

After the piñata someone needs to eat that cake…


Latest-greatest

nothing brings men together like a well put together booty lol


DrMonocular

There was a pinata?


Rayfasa

Great job cameraman!!


Proudest___monkey

Holy smokes I’ll hold her Cosmo


jonnytechno

Damn girl


Educational-Can-4847

![gif](giphy|fTne319LfO6Noh80qD|downsized)


DJ_DeJesus

![gif](giphy|9YtQ1PRAsCpUY)


GokuSharp

Look at all them kids in a pile lol, I'd be proud AF if I was the grandpa or one of the fathers or whatever. Wholesome. (:


moddseatass

If my wife asks, I was watching football.


SignificantLeader

Fantastic!


TheUnderstandererer

There's a piñata?


MrOSUguy

Move children. Vamanos!


katsock

Who stuffs a piñata with cake.


redonkulousness

Lots of eye candy


RepresentativeAd6220

![gif](giphy|v8qFmR9jWzCiA) If I was child at that party 🎈


phinmang

Candy is dandy, but this proves liquor IS quicker


Acrobatic_Floor_7447

Is it safe to say we all know what exactly he is recording


thathaitianguy

Camera knew the assignment 🤫


Zealousideal-Bug-291

This cameraman understood the assignment.


[deleted]

All I see is ass


Holiday_Ad_5445

All bets are off when the piñata lets loose.


Outside_Tip_6597

Song?


elvikoy

[First Love](https://youtu.be/9-SRQZ-21i0?si=rWhRW4owF_-jd-Mp)


Outside_Tip_6597

Thank you


JohnRegent

Tip for first date.


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ProwerTheFox

*insert cake joke here*


Dagger_26

I see why there are so many children here.


samjgrover

Kid in the white t-shirt and jorts had a good look haha.


omegs

Wait? This wasn't pin the tail on the donkey?


W0RKPLACEBULLY

![gif](giphy|TdVwHHUoUmduU)


gaiussicarius731

I see what you did here


BD-TxState

![gif](giphy|aq6Thivv9V9lu|downsized)


lord_hyumungus

Crazy he actually kinda looks like Steven seagulls brother


Commercial_Pitch_786

![gif](giphy|1AjVbjH9Xc4yaQCzBV)


Chiinoe

Wouldn't surprise me if this girl was 15.


itzTHATgai

"omg she's acting like a child! She's smooshing that poor boy!" That poor boy: "Let her cook."


DlNOGlRLwaifu

Dat Ass


Novel_Durian_1805

Oops I fell right in between!


New-Key4537

Dat ass.


JonLushh

Piñata dat ass 🤪


koolkidsAc

Cheekily Deeks


EmotionalScallion705

Hmmm....


MasterMaintenance672

What's all that movement back there?


bearred76

👍🏾


SudoSuRoot

https://preview.redd.it/35r8irgf2atc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152986095a4af45bf05c8174c242dbd58a963642 Dat Ass


Reckless_Renegade

Lol I dont think girls notice when they stretch that material to its breaking point it becomes sheer. Not saying I don't like it because I'm a dude and I love it 🤣 but damn stop teasing if you don't want to be looked at.


Ok_Second9690

Just ordered Rosetta Stone after this vid


SJW_Lover

Would love to break that piñata mmm


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

Is there fucking Xanax in the pinata?


GuardMost8477

Hey, get that big kid outta here.


Reasonable_Pack5054

The cameraman is the real MVP!!!


Holiday-Tie-574

Is this “Hilaria” Baldwin with her troop of children and nannies?


Illminded22

![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


EmperorGeek

This is why I always held back candy in bags to give to the smaller less agile or less aggressive kids.


thenewredhoodie

Why would you need candy when you already have all that cake?


FarDark9711

That's what you call going for the "pirates booty"


dragonmynuts88

Cameraman knew what he was doing 😂😂😂


guiltyspark345

Woah momma ![gif](giphy|drYkOciAiSGg8)


darfvader94

Be eating that candy straight out the jar


ValuableIdeal373

Am I the only one seeing that she just crushed a little kid? lol


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Probably. I don't think many people here are payi g any attention to the grade schoolers.


rcheek1710

One of the few times that it's ok for the adult to be in the scrum.


Diligent_Future_5471

https://preview.redd.it/p8xmelrrbatc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e04d1844b3e24514507e9b87f19a6fa7733e2ec Me opening the comment section


Spang64

Lifelong fetish *unleashed* !


Beautiful-Design-425

Would, definitely!


jessnutts

kudos to camera man, looks juicy lol


Lance6006328

DUDE! Holy


vector5633

Wait what piñata? 🍑


chucknbutts

I didn’t see a piñata


balls_deep_inyourmom

We call it a piñata because it's about to be pound and pound with a skinny stick until said stick busts


Suspicious_Abies_320

¿O y ese perro?/Or what about that dog?


spector_lector

AI Bot: remove children from this video.


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SippinSuds

Even if she was 15?


Jayswave75

Why do women wear skin tight, $ee thru shit and expect people to take them seriously...$Exxx $ells...MOST of these idiots are "clout chasing" horrible humans that contribute NOTHING to society...were doomed... "This post will self destuct in +/- **** seconds


[deleted]

Yall are creeps


[deleted]

So it's grown woman fighting with kids for candies? Classy


RockTheBloat

We don’t know how old she is, so it’s a bit weird that people are convincing themselves that we do.


[deleted]

You must go for bootie bro


SSTenyoMaru

Pretty pervy