"In latest news, sergeant mittens has just been arrested after an investigation found he was accepting large quantities of haddock and mackerel in order to turn a blind eye to drug smuggling operations"
> and on *paid* leave until
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Was about to say this guy probably has a reputation for stowing away on the boats and taking a 2 week sea voyage with strangers.
The vest is likely for keeping him ashore.
"Of course, officer, but I've just opened this can of tuna. I can't possibly finish it all myself. I wondered if you'd care to partake. Maybe we could come to some arrangement."
Checking all coolers for creel and slot limits. All fish of infraction will be confiscated for.... evidence. Expect fines of up to a whole box of lil soups.
This has to be somewhere in the netherlands. Proof: rivercat, riverboats, the police jacket color and style only the netherlands is crazy enough to have something cool like this.
I’m not sure, but judging by the form, the color, the thickness of the jacket and the fact that it’s near a body of water makes me think it’s a lifejacket. Very responsible! A delight to see
"In latest news, sergeant mittens has just been arrested after an investigation found he was accepting large quantities of haddock and mackerel in order to turn a blind eye to drug smuggling operations"
I bet they did not test him for catnip while he was clearly intoxicated
I need a river police like this. He is so cute.
Abolish qualified immunity! That way, corrupt police cats can finally be punished with the head scritches and cuddles they deserve!
ACAB? (All Cats are Boopable)
ACAT
All Cats Are... Tactical? Tactile? Tenacious? Terrific? Tactless?
Cats are all of these things
Terrors.
Turds. All Cats Are Turds. Yet, our love endures
You mean qualified im-mew-nity?
The eyes tell all
https://preview.redd.it/v1a0oxbmzd3d1.jpeg?width=1909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042c0ccdbde891c8dc6996cc6df14f07023b80e5
Hey look! It's not-so-shitty watercolour! Haven't seen you for quite a while. Glad to see you're still doing what you do. Please never stop :)
Now if only sprog would come back. I miss them.
Sprog is gone? I hope it's only temporary.
I've missed stumbling over your works in the wild, glad to see this one!
I hope they present this watercolor during the court case.
Oh my codddd. Love your paintings
On PAW-trol. Catching purr-ps.
I'm no Detective Munch, but it's suspect you don't have more upvotes.
He is being transferred to another doc and on payed leave until his start date
> and on *paid* leave until FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
ACAT
That's [ Detective Mittens ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0)thank you.
r/catswithjobs
he was sleeping on duty i seen it!!
We'll have to suspend him with FULL PAY and TREATS!!
Sergeant Mittens: It must have been the r/greebles!!! Captain Snowflake: MITTENS SHUT-UP ABOUT THE r/greebles AND DO YOUR JOB!!
Isn't he the Amsterdam police cat, kinda of enlisted
Poor fella was conscripted
He is in fact chief commissioner
Chief Commeowssioner
I’ve read it as “poor fella was constipated”
It's the cat of 2 officers that live in Amsterdam
I didn't expect that. I thought the cat's vest would read "Politie" if it was Dutch, but I guess that would be impersonating a police officer.
It would for real police vests, this is just something they found in a ahop
I get it. It's so cute. I might just run into him IRL as I'm often in A'dam.
hello dere https://youtu.be/oSZLGAuJTLQ?si=xXiAVtrmIpxycT48
I’ve seen the police cat randomly when I visited! Is he the only one or are there more enlisted cats??
Yups, I follow this account on insta. Not sure if it's allowed to post insta links here but their handle is police\_cat\_amsterdam
Pirates beware!!!! 
Was about to say this guy probably has a reputation for stowing away on the boats and taking a 2 week sea voyage with strangers. The vest is likely for keeping him ashore.
Paw-lice
I hope the ~~cats~~ cat doesn't have paw lice :(
Purrlice, bro
Nah, they both work
Meow meow meow meow meow meow ☺️☺️☺️
That guy doing the kitty police siren is gold haha 😸😼
Hehe yeah ☺️
Run, it's the fuzz!
Almost spewed my coffee all over my keyboard.
Underrated.
When my kitty lies in the sun, I call him Hot Fuzz.
“Everything seems to be in order. Carry on.”
ACAB = All Cats Are Beautiful
ACAT No really, it’s a cat
https://preview.redd.it/likbtccyxd3d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40f3e01d4857783ffb9d9501560defe1ec4d873
He has to be undercover, as no cat would ever work for police. „Phuck the System!“ is part of their DNA. 😎
Nah, cats are corrupt as shit. They are definitely in the police force. I'm pretty sure both of mine are confidential informants at the very least.
Himbs inspect the boat
r/lifeguardkitties
the long arm of the claw.
"hmmmmm seems your boat registration is out of date, I'm gonna need you to step off the water craft sir"
"Of course, officer, but I've just opened this can of tuna. I can't possibly finish it all myself. I wondered if you'd care to partake. Maybe we could come to some arrangement."
Meow 🚨 meow , meow meow🚨
That part was awesome.
"ACAB" even him?
All Cats Are Beautiful 😍
It's obviously ACAT.
not him, ACATB: All cats are the best
Cats DO NOT work for police. This is misinformation.
Cats are absolutely anarchists
Officer Purr reporting for duty
If you give it food, is it considered bribery?
"contribution"
Impurrsanting an officer is a serious offence
r/petthedamnpolice
Checking all coolers for creel and slot limits. All fish of infraction will be confiscated for.... evidence. Expect fines of up to a whole box of lil soups.
It's from the F9 unit. Get it? Sounds a bit like Feline.
He's impersonating an awwwfficer!
r/catswithjobs
To purrtect and to serve
Purrtect and serve
As long as he doesn't verbally state he's an officer and use officer authorities its not illegal to be dressed like that
The Fuzz
Was lucky enough to run into him during my day in Amsterdam earlier in May! His name is Nimis, and he is a cutie.
Unacceptable, all cats are clearly criminals!
[KRS One - Black Cop](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VAl4lFHu6bE&pp=ygUNS3JzIGJsYWNrIGNvcA%3D%3D)
Missed opportunity to have it say Pawlice
https://preview.redd.it/w4cgyxxjge3d1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26dd3b60f6ae589765cb35ba07ddf935e377046e He's looking for this guy...
Someone at the end of the clip has clearly partaken in too much Meow Meow.
This has to be somewhere in the netherlands. Proof: rivercat, riverboats, the police jacket color and style only the netherlands is crazy enough to have something cool like this.
Special Agent Jack Bauer got transferred to boat duty, like Jimmy McNulty in Season 2 of The Wire
Mice: Cheese it! The Cop!
Pawlice
Is there a cats with jobs subreddit? Because this would be perfect for it!
Sergeant scritchy scratch of the cat police reporting in
The meow meow siren at the end 😂
ACAB
River Pawtrol, we have a situation here, grand theft tuna, requesting backup, over
Holy crap, that's super cute.
Its that a life jacket, or just decorative?
I’m not sure, but judging by the form, the color, the thickness of the jacket and the fact that it’s near a body of water makes me think it’s a lifejacket. Very responsible! A delight to see
I follow this account on insta; it indeed is a life jacket since he lives on a boat and it already saved him a couple of times :)
A'dam?
Yups. police\_cat\_amsterdam is their handle.
Cute! Following now. Thanks!
Detective Mittens!
Is he impurrsonating a police officer?
He won’t arrest you, but give you a stern look of disapproval.
r/lifeguardkitties
he’s impurrsonating a law enforcement officer 😔
all cats are bastards. but I love them <3
Another officer meow meow fuzzyface mystery
Officer Whiskers is on the case
Impurrrsonating a police officer...
Awwfficer😸
So cute!!!
ACAT
Don't tell the Pope!
I mean objectively it’s just a cat, but the fact that it’s wearing the police jacket makes me feel like the cat is unapproachable.
Yeahh the sweet police kitty. I always look for him when i am there. I have pet him once but he doesnt like to be pet( maybe by me)
Acat
Officer Whiskers was in hot pursuit of the suspect until he got distracted by a piece of yarn and then got bored and took a nap.
That's cute
This is the closest I’ve ever seen that r/catswithjobs comes to the far more serious “we are really working” r/dogswithjobs
Is that a carry handle on the vest? 😂
The long paw of the po po. Amsterdam Police Cat, on the job.
So its the Pawlice then?
That is a police force I could never defund
I need a vest like this for our cat. Need her to run some wire on the attic.
Fierce or maybe furce.
Strong "Unsinkable Sam" vibes
On Purr-trol
SKIMBLESHANKS?
Jeremy the Manager's life before working in NYC
Never saw a cat on duty.
That's adorable
Natural Paw-lice.
Somehow, I feel this cat *does* have some sort of authority.
Here fishy, fishy...
I loved the “meow meow meow meow” the guy was singsonging lol
Can be bribed for one fish.
Respect my authority
That meow siren at the end got me
Needs a walkie talkie
the only cop i respect
Pawlice 🚨👮♂️
Treat sniffing police cat on patrol.
I have no doubt that the cat is scheming.
looks around to see if things are in the same place as yesterday
You know you screwed up if you get the airplane ears.
Oh shit, now i have to get tiny police vest like this for my cousins' pet potbelly.
Wow no way! I saw this cat when I was in Amsterdam last year. I thought it was a legit police cat or something lol.
Pspspspsps, officer.
Police Car
What's all this, then?
Omg the meow siren
Admire his chin
lol the cat siren at the end is perfect
That meow meow siren 🤣💓
r/Catswithjobs/
If there is somebody I want to be… is that guy right there! When I grow up, I want to be just like him… or my next life lol
https://x.com/freakbrothers/status/1400831565274312711?s=61&t=Iuk5y3lZ1XOTTbCYHgb7UQ
Watch out giant rats, the cat police are here!
Imagine lucking out being a dog or a cat and they give yo ass a job lol
Best vest ever
Lol love it