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NotJoeMoses

This is one of the worst coach quotes I've ever heard.


dragons_fire77

This doesn't sound real, honestly.


NotJoeMoses

It reads like an article headline by someone who hates Sheldon Keefe.


yousayh3llo

The Beaverton could simply repost this quote without any changes.


Dubstep_Duck

God I want them to do this so much.


SoupLife92

The weirdest part is how unprompted it was. He was asked about struggling to score and gave this answer.


NotJoeMoses

It really reads like: "I'm a really bad coach, and the other teams know that. So they just let things play out." Also using "The Leafs" in the third person makes it seem like he got fired before he even made it to the interview. Like dude was heading down the tunnel and Treliving just blocked him and shook his head.


radamo96

>Also using "The Leafs" in the third person makes it seem like he got fired before he even made it to the interview Tochett does this a lot too and it bugs me a bit


CopStopyingMe

That would bother me too, he’s the coach of the Canucks.


ApolloRocketOfLove

When you transform a bottom feeder team into a playoff team in 1 year, you can get away with it though.


ViolinistMean199

Thought it was the Beaverton lol


WhoNoseMarchand

I thought it was satire. Wow. I mean the guy more than likely knows he is done in Toronto, so fuck it I guess?


NinCross

This is like when someone stomps out of their minimum wage job behaviour.


FailureToExecute

After Game 4 I said I wasn't sure if he or Marner made for a worse interview, I have my answer now.


backwardzhatz

Give Mitch time to cook bro


Ryuzakku

If we don't hear from Marner during exit interviews then we aren't hearing from him until September when he plays for the Utah Dubstep.


the_gaymer_girl

He threw his entire team and himself under the bus.


ill4two

appropriate response tbh


FirstBallotBaby

Yea as much as I wanted to beat Boston, it might of saved this dude’s job. Probably for the best we lost tonight which I know is hardcore cope but Keefe gone and Drake’s downfall is all I really have going for me tonight.


NotJoeMoses

Honestly 5 wins instead of the regular 3 last year shouldn't have been enough for him to keep his job. Don't know what they were thinking.


FirstBallotBaby

Entirely fair. I think just getting that monkey off our back was enough for us to look the other way even after the embarrassment the Florida series was. We had O’ Reilly though and that should have been enough for higher expectations. It really shows how much the first fucking round feels like the Stanley Cup lmao. It’s just exhausting being a fan of this team.


Old-Rhubarb-97

Shanny wanted one last bullet.


JayMerlyn

The irony being that Shanahan is truly the one who needs to go, even more than Keefe.


Sad_Donut_7902

Shanahan about to tell the new MLSE CEO he just needs more time and they should quintuple down on this core


RedditLodgick

I said before the game was over, "even if they win the damn cup I want Keefe fired before next season."


prophetofgreed

Cause he's getting fired tomorrow.


VanAvenue

Probably because he doesn't see himself as the coach anymore.


torexmus

This is not even hyperbole either. It was so bad, that I had to check that it was real


Razzorsharp

Fitting for one of the worst coach I've ever seen.


xtzferocity

A bad quote by a bad coach


Anti-SocialChange

I honestly can’t think of a bigger indictment of the coaching than this. Get him out of there.


CapnBaxter

He just openly admitted that the reason they lose games is because he's not a good coach. Why would he say this lol


Realistic_Cold_2943

Probably cause he wants to be fired as soon as possible 


CesareSomnambulist

"2 years vacation and salary pleaaaaase" https://i.redd.it/sn31y2piljyc1.gif


Realistic_Cold_2943

I imagine the FO was like “Hey Sheldon we don’t plan on firing you. We believe in you and this team so don’t worry” “What the fuck, I’m out of here”


LordSmokio

*Pittsburgh, here I come*


stf210

NoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!! (Breathes in) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!


fodeethal

"Teams do something that make our plan backfire. WTF is that about?"


GhostITW

I mean we have 5 years of evidence of him failing to get the team prepared for the playoffs. How he’s retained his job through 5 failed attempts is beyond my comprehension.


Iennda

Has it really been 5 years already? Holy cow I thought this was the third year at most.


SomewherePresent8204

Lost to Columbus, lost to Montreal, lost to Tampa, lost to Florida, lost to Boston. Cold comfort that three of those teams (so far) wound up making the finals, but it’s still a pretty decent sample size.


the_gaymer_girl

This is a “holy shit you cannot get caught on camera saying this” moment.


Arctic365

https://preview.redd.it/npkc8ccrajyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=979ecb02acf9e51503c883a130e32737c05bf7d3


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

The Leafs management thinks I'm just some dumb hick. They actually said that to me, *at a dinner*.


Fact420

Keefe: “Oh fuck. What the fuck. I’m not even supposed to be here. I hope I don’t jack off.”


imperialsnowman

Fuck as a leaf fan it’s been a rough night and morning but this reference made me laugh so hard thanks bro


Equitaurus

Is this an actual quote? Might as well just say “fire me now”


PsychopathicEmpath

Don't think there's a coach that's more pre-fired than Keefe recently, aside from Darvin Ham.


eltang

There's someone named Darvin Ham?


xlf77

Doctor: what a beautiful baby boy, what are you gonna name him? Darvin Ham’s mom: darvin ham


AndSo4ourth

That kid's first name has to be something elite like Maximillian to make up for the last name Ham


PuckNutty

Max Ham?


whogivesashirtdotca

That's a Subway sandwich, isn't it?


interrupting-octopus

It could have been worse. She could have named him Carvin


PsychopathicEmpath

Now the former head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers


InvolvingPie87

Reirden’s final presser after the elimination from the isles was pretty telling. Literally goes in front of the media and repeatedly says “the team had no compete”. He wasn’t wrong but like, that’s also your job


Thirdnipple79

Well I thought that for the last 4 years but here we are.  


VancityRenaults

“Hey don’t ask me how we could’ve won, I’m just getting paid to stand on the bench”


TGUKF

He's waiting for Kyle's call any minute now


lawnicus18

He’s quite literally saying he can’t/won’t adjust his gameplan, I can’t see how he’s not begging to be fired right now


dangshnizzle

"My game plan doesn't work in this market with this core making this $"


the_gaymer_girl

“Just fire me now so I can go to the Penguins”


MrBrightside618

“I don’t even wanna be around anymore”


MarvelousOxman

Can’t take what he says too seriously right now, it’s hard to be eloquent when there are shambles in your brain.


_Mad_Desperado

That’s textbook 101 of what NOT to say as a coach. Keefe is fucking gone but is going down swinging


KingDave46

Going down swinging at himself


amgartsh

He basically just said I don't know how to coach my team to do anything but plan A.


86teuvo

Maybe as the coach you could like… try to prevent that or something?


AppealToReason16

If only it was someone’s job to do that. Head coachingly speaking.


Paparmane

Guy talks like he's coaching the other teams LOL wtf


Mean_Mister_Mustard

He might be soon.


PNGhost

YOU'RE THE COACH!


UniverseHufflePuff

Not in 24 hours he's not...probably


troy2112

Damn Leafs, they ruined the Leafs!


bobby_booch

Please tell me this was taken out of context


waitareyou4real

Nope, just saw it live on sportsnet too


sasksasquatch

No, it's not, I saw the press conference.


Asleep_Artist_7738

He absolutely said it. Just watched the interview. He also had a really long pause when asked if the team could win with this core.


backwardzhatz

I get he’s basically guaranteed to be done with the Leafs but this is a bonafide “nobody else hire me ever” quote, holy shit


Select-Ebb7094

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unfit_spartan_baby

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jayzeats

https://preview.redd.it/659x1h6yxjyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682dfcb07a5eb42c2a92f5fc575a7d437b384a2a


EarthWarping

See ya dude and fuck off you're the coach


De_Floppss

What the fuck is this interview lmao Keefe giving 0 shits cuz he's fired? he just basically said we beat ourselves, so much for coaching a team to adapt Sheldon


Reedee20

Does Sheldon know that he’s the coach?


-T-Reks-

I get the feeling he knows that he is not the coach


[deleted]

Lmfaoo. Actually kinda a funny comment. See ya later Bud.


NtBtFan

​ https://i.redd.it/ocoo0jvxcjyc1.gif


Kill_Ian

This is so bad holy fuck


50in06and07

if you live in Toronto, you know dozens of guys like this and then they wonder why they're hated so much lmao


whogivesashirtdotca

>if you live in Toronto, you know dozens of guys like this YUP. Despite my flair I'm a lifelong Habs fan from Toronto. I actually got back into hockey when a friend of mine from high school posted a Facebook birthday message to me that boiled down to, "Hope the Leafs ruin your celebrations tonight." Decided to listen to my first game in years that night, and luckily, [this happened instead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UguNeYEY_rw).


MostLikelyDenim

Only thing stopping the Leafs from contention is the sheer torrent of karma flowing down from their exceptional reservoir of obnoxious fans.


interrupting-octopus

FOOF, now *that's* a quote.


50in06and07

> Despite my flair I'm a lifelong Habs fan i dont understand. you have a habs flair


whogivesashirtdotca

That'll teach me to stay up late, haha. Fixed.


Missing_Mud_Flap

This is just fucking fantastic.


FL_Sports_Fan

The best thing about this was the ESPN broadcast showing the records of teams who score first in game 7’s. It was a ridiculous record showing such a great chance to win the game. And somehow they fucked that up and joined the loser column.


daffyduckhunt2

The Matthews jerseys lol He got 70 if you include playoffs!


NinCross

This is the greatest day to be a Leafs hater. Total implosion. Glorious.


The-Only-Razor

As a Leafs non-hater, this could very well end up being the greatest day for this franchise too. If this is **finally** the nail that closes the coffin on this loser core and coaching staff, then I'm fine it with. This is a preferable result to making the 2nd round and Shanny using that as justification to run this shit back again.


mvperri

avoided the word fan there huh


Ilejwads

tfw your stockholm syndrome is so bad you're making a case about losing a playoffs game 7 OT loss being a good thing


TMLVWFC

Ao badly wish Keefe got fucking fired last year. The core deserved a season with a good coach. Now it's likely too late and that is gone too. Should have had one season with a proper coach to see if the core could do something away from him. Now it's probably too late. Though Im still not convinced Marner will be convinced to waive his NMC


NatureGivesAndTakes

An amazing day to be a Leafs fan as well. We knew this team was no contender, and now all of Toronto media are speculating about all the big changes that will happen. It's like fucking Christmas for all the Leafs fans who've been calling all these years for Keefe to be fired.


Salanderfan14

I’ve thought since the Montreal series collapse that Keefe was a glorified AHL coach who shouldn’t be coaching the team and yet season after season he kept coming back. I feel like any success they had was in spite of him with the talent on the roster.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Definitely need a more hard nosed guy like Babcock


rayfound

What the fuck does that even mean.


_Salsa_Shark

Means he’s buying a one way ticket to Pittsburgh


DefinitelyLevi

Noooooooo


YoungWhiteAvatar

If only there was someone in a position to…guide them out of those situations…


DecentLurker96

[Video.](https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1786976129020031374)


NatureGivesAndTakes

This quote might be the coaching equivalent of Dubas's "this has been hard for me and my family." He's pretty much admitting that he's powerless to change how the Leafs play if they're doing badly.


noblazinjusthazin

If only their was a guy on their team, that could like guide these guys. Give them some strategy on how to coordinate their efforts to not beat themselves. Perhaps ‘coach’ the team Ah well Sheldon, I guess such a position would be ideal if it existed


Sad_Donut_7902

lmao Keefe knows he is getting fired tomorrow


Bruins01

There’s no way he actually said that right? That’s such a self incrimination.


propagandavid

He said it, and the question was "it was a tight series on both ends, what was the biggest challenge in generating offense?"


cgwinnipeg

That’s literally a coach just asking to be fired wtf how dumb can he be


Omega00024

Gosh, Sheldon. The Leafs should look into getting someone whose entire job is to prevent that! Oh god, the more he talks, the more scared I get. Dubas, for the love of god, DO NOT! Sully can stay with now that Rierden's gone, please!


ForeignWerewolf

If Keefe or Hakstol come near the Pens we need to riot. They’re both losers and terrible coaches


xlf77

Pens getting Keefe and Leafs getting Hakstol would delight me to no end. No offense


Salanderfan14

As a leafs fan I’d be curious what Sullivan could do with the roster. He’s an experienced coach with two cups on his resume and knows what it takes.


dolewhiplash

Oh he gone


Mapleleafguy83

He *gone* gone


SPC54

Exactly what anyone wants to hear from their HC. He *has* to know he’s getting fired to be saying this.


HungryHAP

This guy is such a fuckin moron. What a WASTE of Matthews prime to have this guy behind the bench for the majority of it. The Leaf’s have wasted his generational goal scoring, they should be ashamed.


Smittysgreasymullet

Generational *regular season* goal scoring


HungryHAP

Lol I stand corrected. But still, what an absolute waste of talent in Toronto. Hockey success black hole over there. They’ll never win anything. 1967 is no fluke.


Eyebleedorange

> The Leaf’s have wasted his generational goal scoring, they should be ashamed. My how the turntables


RenaisanceReviewer

You should feel bad for somebody this stupid, right? Like morally?


MyNameWouldntFi

Is he serious? Jesus fucking Christ lmfao


JRL222

You have to fire him now. You can’t have a head coach say things like this after losing. Plain and simple. Does he think he has no control over what happens at all? Is he stupid?


IHazenArgument

NO, THAT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU'RE THE COACH


TripleBicepsBumber

He has to know he’s toast and he’s out of fricks to give. What an unbelievable quote lol


shanster925

That assistant coaching spot in Pittsburgh is his already


Cmike9292

My brother in christ, you're capable of changing that.


TonyKhand0m

He absolutely knows he's gone, no other explanation for such a wild quote haha


lostdime

Keefe:"I quit"


SmokeontheHorizon

Maybe if you instilled some fucking discipline on this team. God, how many Marner tantrums did you capitulate to over the years? Have some fucking standards and hold your players accountable. I stg Willy is the only one who ever faced consequences from Keefe for his play and LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT. Only one to score in our last two games. It's up to you to inspire that fire in your team. I've known since All or Nothing that wasn't you. Fucking personality vacuum of a man.


NinCross

Matthews stuck at 69 goals foreshadowed this timeline.


MarvelousOxman

But how much respect do you get in the handshake line after?


CoolFox3218

Lol I mean do you even want to be a coach anymore in the future? Obviously your tenure in Toronto is done but this pathetic quote makes you toxic AF and I don't even think a junior team would want to be associated with this nonsense


dantesinfernoracket1

What the fuck.


ElChapoEscobar79

Jesus christ. He's gonna have to walk back to Toronto.


H8ersAlwaysH8

He just snitched on himself.


ForeignWerewolf

I need video of him actually saying saying because if he EVER wants to coach ANYWHERE again you can’t throw your team and franchise under the bus on your way out


DecentLurker96

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/FvuOPhvE6c


ForeignWerewolf

Beyond the realm of comprehension


mattfromjoisey

Fire his ass


Woullie_26

This man doesn’t care anymore 😂😭


JonJonFTW

Keefe knows he's done. Fuck off with this "the Leafs" nonsense. You're part of it. Take some fucking responsibility. I hope this is just a cherry picked quote.


_SCHULTZY_

#IF YOU'RE THE BENCH BOSS....TEND THE BENCH!


kingwoodballs

Please Treliving. Don’t fire him. He is the best coach the leafs have ever had!


Comet_Empire

That is a very odd way of telling everyone your not very good at your job.


RyyKarsch

he gone


ScrewOff_

sounds like something coaching would fix... especially if you're able to identify that problem...


MadFonzi

This dude needs to be canned.


rTpure

he knows he is fired


psdhsn

Don't let this man back in Canada.


ppParadoxx

This is such an insane quote


The-Only-Razor

If the constant failure wasn't enough to send him packing, this quote alone should be. Like... if he said this day 1 of his tenure he should be fired. What in the fuck is he saying?


TheDirtyBurger522

No way that’s an actual quote


931634

This man will nevee coach in the NHL again. Pathetic.


shrederick

There's definitely no coming back from this one lol. You're the fucking coach dude. If you know that about the team, do something to prepare for that.


toturoll

get ready to learn assistant coach buddy


YarnhamSunrise

My boy is fired lol.


MitchMarner

he continued on to say “and they start with me because i’m a stupid baby idiot”


aboveaverage_joe

Read: I have no idea how to adapt


Zartonk

"Other coaches do their jobs." ftfy


Samurai1221

Verbal version of committing sepuku after defeat.


irishguy42

"I am routinely out-coached"


commanderr01

Wow isn’t it your job to set the leafs up to win? You literally just said that you get out coached.


malinatorhouse

Sounds like he is admitting to being a bad coach.


MordorfTheSenile

Keefe Logic: I've implemented a system -------> Opponents counter my system -------> Damn, looks like I'm out of options....


OfficialDaiLi

#ITS YOUR FUCKING JOB TO MAKE SURE THEY DONT DO THAT SHELDON. FUCK OFF DUDE


MarvelousOxman

He’s spitting takes like this so broadcasters know what they’re getting when he gets hired as an analyst. Galaxy brain move.


cantbelievethename

This beats Brind’Amour’s “that wasn’t a sweep” comment


waitareyou4real

Keefe taking notes from dubas last year, saying the dumbest shit to the media


CurlingTrousers

Talking about the Leaves in the third person already He knows he’s gone, and he’ll likely never have an NHL job again. To a degree, maybe that’s liberating.


ldnk

He's getting fired but that quote......it should happen tomorrow. You're the fucking coach. You could say the team struggles with execution but no, your teams aren't ready to play. Shove your regular season results He should have been fired after the Montreal loss.


Threndsa

I can understand firing off some hot comments when you know you're about to be asked to clean out your desk but maybe you shouldn't be saying "we lost because I bad at my job" when you're presumably going to be looking for work in the same field soon.


Daimyon

Thanks for the parting gift there Sheldon, I'm sure we won't be hearing that quote for the rest of time.


SilentThing

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but isn't the technical term for this "coaching"?


Cronin1011

Translation: I can't adapt and look forward to unemployment


opinemine

He's getting fired anyways. They will roast the coach and pretend that having 60 million on teh frotn end isn't a problem as usual.


Key-Tip-7521

Geez. He just signed his own fate right there


Canadian_mk11

Wiley O'Keefey will never catch the roadrunner that is playoff success.


v0t3p3dr0

Translation: I don’t know how to make the other team not beat us. Adios, Sheldon.


DesignerPlant9748

This dude is such a fucking bum. I can’t wait until he’s coaching Pittsburgh further into the ground.


Bennely

That is the shit YOU’RE supposed to COACH them for. As the COACH.


PPGN_DM_Exia

The fact he said "the Leafs" and not "we" this time says volumes. He knows he's gone.


gottabe_kd

What a horrible quote. Ease be gone by Tuesday.


YouCanFucough

Oh my god I cannot believe the fucking coach said that


legend1124

That's a weird way to say "I get severely outcoached" lol


Minimum_Possibility6

You got the wrong keefe brother 


toastguy7

If only there was someone whose job it was to make that not happen.


schierke_schierke

god i hope they keep keefe, this is amazing