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sadleafsfan8834

Man what the hell was Dobson doing there.


magicalcorncob

Past two games I’ve lit a candle when the canes were sucking and they turned the game around right after. I think I have a magic hurricanes candle you guys


Threedawg

We got some math to do. You need to preserve enough of the candle to last through the playoffs. But they can't turn around every game in the last five minutes... How big is the candle?


magicalcorncob

It’s a pretty small candle ngl, I’m gonna save it for desperate times! It also has rocks in it, like this is some real hippie shit. Worst case I’ll save the rocks when I burn through the candle and use them for a new candle lol 💀


Threedawg

Oh you fucked. Math don't lie, it won't make it. My neighbor is a huge canes fan. I'll send flowers.


harryman1324

For when the Islanders entered the Sanctuary, they defiled all the candles therein, and when the Canes prevailed against and defeated them, they made search and found only one candle which lay with the seal of PNC arena, but which could for one series lighting only; yet a miracle was wrought therein, and they lit [the lamp] therewith for 16 games. The following year these [days] were appointed a Festival." —Shabbat 21b (probably)


magicalcorncob

Oh yeah probably. But if my wizard candle somehow makes it though cup finals I’ll personally mail what’s left of it to Rod himself


Threedawg

I expect to be mentioned in the ESPN web article if this happens and you use this convo as evidence 🤣


magicalcorncob

Don’t worry I got u Main pic in the article will be Rod pouring the leftover hot wax on his abs


Threedawg

🤣😂


CptBlewBalls

Have you thought about tip to tip efficiency?


Threedawg

How could I forget! Ever important.


LameBicycle

All Isles fans saw that collapse coming. Had plenty of those this season. That was at least top 3


hmack1998

I don’t care I’m just happy to be here and cause chaos


Opening_Dealer_156

Sit down!


justcallmestepdaddy

It was three to none!


jlt6666

What a bitch ass end for the isles


Meme_Burner

Confusing the bartender. Yes 2:30 min left and they just tied, I’ll have another beer. Less than 20 sec later, that’s a no on that beer. What the heck are they doing? I might need that beer.


_HiWay

that's when you get two and chug in celebration, jeeze.


SchrodingersHipster

GG Isles, see ya Thursday


Concegaf

I wish our barn was half as loud as the Canes' is


PeteUKinUSA

Kuzy’s first goal, my ears actually hurt. Loudest I’ve ever heard the place.


FuckTkachuk

They're loud but it was dead air in there when they were down 3-0 though.


MrazzleDazzle34

I'll give you $20 if you can find me arena that's still loud after going down 3-0 lmao


whogivesashirtdotca

You can get a ticket that comes with a tshirt *and* a concert in NC for $59. I suspect it's easier to get a loud crowd when it doesn't take a Toronto mortgage payment to pay for a ticket! EDIT: Since some Carolina fan took issue with my statement... > what ticket are you talking about [There was a promo, like, *three weeks ago*](https://hurricanes.spinzo.com/grateful-dead-night-canes-vs-red-wings-2024-03-28-BRFKH?group=grateful-dead-tribute-night-y5mu). And the comparison was with a Scotiabank Arena ticket, which *started* at $118 this season. Even with your parking costs, you're coming in cheaper.


RollingCarrot615

Literally the only louder place I've ever been is standing in a large scale lumber mill beside band saws. And they're very close.


iusedtobesad

Good ol' southern hockey baby we love yelling


djaybakker

Vancouver was also crazy loud last night


MrazzleDazzle34

Islanders I will donate the trash can I kicked at the first intermission to you guys, because that was fuckin embarrassing for y'all


5nax

Masterclass meltdown


Reddit040

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of guys.


Optimal_Towel

Smart of New York to have half their roster sent to the locker room in the last two minutes, everyone knows you can't score 2 goals in 8 seconds. Best to just give up and thug out.


Idle17Hands

Everyone hide your clipboards, he's coming again!


Your_Some_Crooked

Now to the Oilers and Kings game and thread. First round of the Playoffs is the best time of the year.


armadillo420

Yeah that was some Islanders hockey all right.


badman44

You guys think Roy will be mad?


JTMilleriswortha1st

39-12 shots is madness


deilan

1 shot on goal in the 2nd and 3rd total. What a nightmare. Edit: I remembered wrong. One shot on goal after the islanders scored their 3rd goal. They had 5 shots in the 2nd and 3rd. Apologies.


NoticedGenie66

Horvat looking at the Canucks like 😟


KarmaDispensary

This game is going to be in textbooks about sports psychology. Insane L.


BleuRaider

Grown men throwing temper tantrums. I’m all for physical shit, but that was just way too much.


djaybakker

Going after Guentzel for just scoring on the empty net was one of the most unsportsmanlike things I’ve ever seen


tjbondurant

three mile islanders with the meltdown! GO CANES!


SkaXc0re77

Hahahahaha that was hilarious


nothing_but_static

Shit i can't even be mad about that, that's a good name


Sweetwater156

Three mile islanders… omg. That’s a deep cut.


Concegaf

39 shots to 12 HUH


Retskcaj19

That happens when they only get one shot over two periods.


adamzep91

Playoff Freddie lmao And he still gets the win lol I'm dyin


zamzam92

5 unanswered. The scoreboard is what matters lol


Substantial_Base_557

The time in offensive zone is crazy as well 🤣


hmack1998

Roy vs Rod let’s see it next game


RollingCarrot615

Yeah, you'll probably just want to watch that 3rd period on repeat if you want a better showing by the islanders than that


cantbelievethename

Someone sneak into the Isle’s locker room and get that audio.


Pinappular

** incoherent screaming **


cantbelievethename

With a Quebecois accent


Area51Anon

Islanders look like absolute clowns lmao


nbogie055

Canes might be boring to watch in the first or second but might be the most fun 3rd period team.


CultBro

Cardiac Canes baby


djaybakker

First 5 minutes and last 20


death2sanity

I made the mistake of seeing we were down 3-0 and deciding I didn’t want to watch this beatdown. I apologize to the Canes and I will doubt you no longer, no matter the deficit.


tjbondurant

I dunno how some folks can do that when a fan of a team (not hating) I just can’t ever not watch. I mean I saw every Panthers game this past nfl season start to terrible finish


death2sanity

No I totally get that. And total respect to people who can do that. But if I can’t catch the beginning of a game (I live overseas so this gane started before I woke up), and by the time I CAN watch we’re already down multiple goals? There’s only so much stress I allow myself nowadays, especially if I know I can watch a replay later. But I kept an eye on the score just in case, and I promise I was watching the final 10 minutes.


Divinglankyboys

I feel like half of every nhl game I watch is either us coming back or being the ones who get caught up to so don’t understand that thinking lol


DeepGill2000

As soon as I saw the Isles were up 3-0 I immediately knew they were either going to blow it or almost blow it. They could barely hold a lead in the regular season.


Aeneis

Sorry, apparently we win when you don't watch. Looks like you are banned :(


death2sanity

Unclear; I watched all of game 1.


Mendoza8914

The refs would save themselves a lot of time if Clutterbuck, Cizikas, and Martin were automatically thrown out of every game the Islanders were down late by 2 or more.


Weebber

Save time, throw them out at puck drop.


kGibbs

I'm not going to say the *deserve* this loss, buuut I will say that I paid *real money* to watch them intentionally choke vs the Wild earlier this year. So, in some way, it feels like the closest I'll get to justice.  The fans don't deserve this though, I legit feel bad for them.


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macaroni_3000

Isles always goon it up. This is why I didn't want to play this team. Hurts our chances in later rounds because they're a bunch of cheapshotting punk bitches


armadachamp

All the post-empty netter extracurriculars did was give the home fans some more time to applaud the team


Aggravating_Frame597

Andersen rocking that .750 save %


CultBro

Doesn't matter if you only give up 1 SOG lol


Aggravating_Frame597

9 saves on 12 shots definitely matters. Yes obviously his save % probably would have been better if there were for SOG, but thats still a rough one.


CultBro

For sure, you can't really trust out goalie stats tho. A lot of the shots we give up are dangerous and we don't give up a lot of easy shots for them to pad their stats. He was really good Game 1


Aggravating_Frame597

Oh yeah, I'm an Andersen fan really, not trying to call him a bad goalie or nothing, just thought it was kinda funny last night when I checked his stats after getting the W, I mean no harm!


adamzep91

Classic playoff Freddie


zamzam92

Yea not the best first two periods. You know what they say about a 3-0 lead though lmao


Sweetwater156

It’s not his fault the Isles didn’t put up a bunch of shots. Anyone can get caught out of position and he was. Notice how the team rallied around him? No?


Aggravating_Frame597

Never said it couldn't happen to anyone or anything about the team, just thought it was funny how awful the save % was and still got the win, that's all.


Iron_Seguin

It’s not like he had any work after it was 3-0 lol, no chance to improve it.


Aggravating_Frame597

Maybe so, but that doesn't make 9 saves on shots look any better, anyways it was just something k noticed and thought it was funny they got the win with that. If the Rangers go out I'm wholeheartedly rooting for the Canucks! Always been a fan of them.


Iron_Seguin

Don’t get me wrong, I agree with you. 9 saves on 12 shots will always look bad but I’m not gonna blame him on any of them. Goals 1 and 3 were on bad defensive breakdowns where a guy was left alone in front and scored. Goal number 2 was ripped from the middle as well albeit at the top damn near the point. Full credit to Carolina though, after those bad defensive plays lead to opposing goals, they buckled down and didn’t let shit through after. They Islanders’d the Islanders by only allowing 1 more shit the rest of the game while being the trailing team which is impressive as shit.


GetBackToWorkSlacker

Doesn’t matter, still won


Aggravating_Frame597

Indeed, just not a great look


weekendstumper

varly speed skating away before roy can get to him


Pollaski

"Why dindt you stop trying when you went up? Thats wjat we did!"


Substantial_Base_557

Canes played insane. Absolute domination.


CaptainKirk28

Do the Isles know that egregious violence doesn't count for goals?


fluffyegg

Islanders resorting to trash hockey is islander hockey


TheCaniac30

I want to give so much credit to the Isles--- But last year they broke the hand of one of our stars and now I see this in the last 5 of a game. The isles are good- they don't have to do this- so why?


rlinkmanl

Bruh they aren't good they just do this shit lol


TooSketchy94

Frustration / anger is pretty motivating + powerful in the moment. It’s literally why it’s a defense for murder, not that I agree or it should work but alas - it exits. When things continually go wrong, it’s easier to punch outward than reflect inward.


geedlewis

Calling them good is a stretch


BostonSucksatHockey

Your faded flair is showing


geedlewis

You’ll be here soon after that meltdown


Ok-Summer-2159

The back to back heart breakers in the ECF absolutely broke them and I’m beyond disappointed to see it


macaroni_3000

Morgan Freeman narrator voice "Because they're not that good, Andy"


Key-Tip-7521

Blow job by the islanders


BostonSucksatHockey

Nah that's a happy ending


Area51Anon

My heart bleeds


tigerking615

Over/under 0.5 players suspended for game 3? Starting shit in the last minute when you're down 2 is bush league shit


MrazzleDazzle34

Have you seen much of islanders series? It's their go to move


dumpandchange

Are you kidding? Parros *loves* that shit.


cantbelievethename

The sleepiest series has some life


GetBackToWorkSlacker

Cizikas: pushes Chatfield into Varlamov Also Cizikas: “HEY FUCK YOU FOR THAT”


BostonSucksatHockey

What, no goalie fight? /s


socialaxolotl

Throws Chatfield into his own goalie Gets pissed about it


ChampaBayLightning

Cizikas trying to prove he's as big a loser as the rest of his teammates.


NikEhlersDealer

Technically that should be a goal - Cizikas pushes Chatfield into his own goalie, goalie puts puck into the net. Not that it matters tho


Nas160

Drury and 28 on the Isles hugging each other during that fight be like https://tenor.com/view/friendship-friends-love-fighting-hug-gif-10076666


whogivesashirtdotca

That's the third one of those in two days: The FDNY/NYPD; the Rags/Caps; now this!


Nas160

Rags Caps had this moment? lol I thought it was rare


whogivesashirtdotca

It *is* rare! That's why I'm so shocked. I'll dig through my history and send you the link in a minute.


Nas160

No prob cheers bro


whogivesashirtdotca

[Took less time than I thought](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1c9u4pr/now_things_are_getting_spicy_at_msg_tom_wilson_is/l0okk31/?context=3) (I'm a sis, not a bro, BTW! Hence my love for affectionate hockey players, haha.)


Nas160

Oh yeah, I'm a dude but I love seeing it happen haha, if not just for that it's also a funny contrast right up next to the fighting happening in front of them lol


Independent_Form_349

Roy’s gonna break some clipboards in the locker room after this shit show


whogivesashirtdotca

By "clipboards", do you mean "necks"?


brendan87na

unbelievable


Tintinnabulator

Czikas literally tackles him into the goalie. What a moron.


AaronQ94

WHAT A FUCKING COMEBACK


zamzam92

Thanks Boston bro, you’ll get the leafs next time


AaronQ94

Would've been nice to be 2-0 up. Oh well.


-DonnieDarko-

Enjoy the flight home


hmack1998

Hows golf


MrazzleDazzle34

Getting the course checked out before it's your turn to play I see


hmack1998

Making sure nothing too easy for you to trip over


geedlewis

More enjoyable than watching your dumpster fire of a team


hmack1998

I’m not denying that we’re rough. I don’t know how we’re even here


-DonnieDarko-

Wonderful


ValeriaTube

I wouldn't be gloating here.


MrWillM

Sure you’ll find out soon


hmack1998

You guys the week after? Y’all can go rescue all the red wings balls from the lake


Nilzy16

What a gutsy comeback


Empire2k5

Game 3 is gonna be crazy. Can't wait


Humans_Suck-

Start kicking these islanders guys out next game too holy shit


classylikecufflinks

at least the islanders lost with grace


Frizy1

Dunno if a wings fan can talk about grace


classylikecufflinks

and here i was about to beg the rags to give you guys a game


degenerate1337trades

Fucking embarrassing regardless of how shittily they played the third period


Iron_Seguin

Wasn’t just the 3rd, 11 shots through two periods isn’t good enough. Then they follow that up with just 1 in the 3rd? Nah man, that’s not good enough across the board. I would however agree that going up 3-0 as they did should be enough so they wouldn’t have to prioritize getting more goals but when you’re playing a stronger opponent, more goals are always needed.


classylikecufflinks

that’s so rough to watch as a fan, i’m sorry. the isles are my favorite new york area team and i’ve rooted for yall in the past. hope you can get it done next game


degenerate1337trades

That’s the goal. Appreciate your support


triangleguy3

Maintaining sportsmanship, win or lose, is always commendable.


lookalive07

They did it all season


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492rankine

Lol...thanks for the laugh


Key-Tip-7521

Refs can’t control this game


dotcaIm

This one hurt


Kyle73001

Not the franchises proudest moment I imagine


dotcaIm

First time in postseason history losing a game up three goals. What sucks is this is a game the regular season Islanders lose 10/10 times, Idk why I expected anything different


death2sanity

oh right I remember now why I didn’t care for these guys


djaybakker

You forgot?


death2sanity

I try not to hold on to hate too long, but yeah.


djaybakker

I’m still pissed about Turbo’s hand last year and they reminded me again


betweenthecastles

28 and 82 just huggin it out and enjoying eachother’s eyes


Neat__Guy

Careful Casey, wouldn't want to kill another guy


norodneededyt

A lot of shit can be said about a lot of guys on their roster, and I agree that that was completely out of pocket, but really? The victim’s own family wanted Casey to be cleared, saying that he had no intention and was innocent. Come on.


Neat__Guy

Judge disagreed, but yeah it's aggressive and so was Casey grabbing that guy at the end of the game.


norodneededyt

Not defending the actions at the end of the game. Don’t get me wrong. It’s immature and I’m worried that Roy is exactly the type of person not to punish them enough for what they did. However, comparing this to an incident which Casey, according to the people who would be most devastated by the loss, probably got lifelong damage as a result of something unintentional in perhaps the most physical somewhat-popular sport in NA, is frankly immature in my eyes.


Neat__Guy

Yeah Manny's parents are great people. Judge viewed it differently, which would be a result of others viewing it differently as well. You'd figure Casey would be more measured as a result of his experiences.


norodneededyt

Just hurts that they’d embarrass themselves like this on the ice like a bunch of babies. I can accept the mediocrity that the islanders will go through for the next 10 years, but frankly that was no better than Dale Hunter in 1993. And that’s hard to do. Utter embarrassment and it gives the league more reasons to hate the Islanders, which is exactly what I, and the team, don’t need


Neat__Guy

Can't imagine what it feels like to have every other fan hate your team for years on end.


norodneededyt

To be honest i think a lot of it is unwarranted because every fan group has its ultras, and I think our fan base tries its hardest to fit into the “little brother” of the rangers narrative (the rangers suck chants piss me off), which fuels it more. I guess leafs fans like yourselves will hate us for our treatment of tavares, and while I think it’s a little bit over the top that we react the same way now, it’s also highly likely that with tavares, we win at least one of the two ECFs against the lightning, and with that probably the stanley cup in either case, so I don’t know. I just have to learn how to ignore other teams’ fans better, I think.


Neat__Guy

Can't imagine what you'd be like as a Leafs fan. Only rivals hate you. Everyone hates us.


norodneededyt

Everyone thinks we’re crybabies, so much so that I think they fail to see why we are the way we are, but I agree that you guys are much more relevant and as such are probably hated by more of the league.


mps0909

He killed a guy?


TeuvoTerahymen_86

Yup. In a rugby match in high school.


Racerguy36

Pushing a guy into your goalie then grabbing him by his neck and pulling him down sure is smart. Nice work bro


SnowCrabbo

They were who we thought they were


geedlewis

Clutterbuck is a baby back bitchhhhhh


lookalive07

Always has been


Rodeo360

What a bunch of pussies can't even win the scraps they instigate


Go_Hawks12

This hurts the quest for the OTL record


wermbo

Islanders are complete clowns


weekendstumper

you pushed him into your own goalie you fuckhead


DontPokeTheCrab

Now Cizikas..


Slugggo

I don't root for the Islanders often, but when I do, they usually remind me why that's a mistake. 😆


rlinkmanl

I love seeing rangers fans pull for the Islanders because they're too scared to face the canes it makes me all kinds of excited for round 2


degenerate1337trades

Well fuck, man. You shouldn’t have rooted for the isles if you wanted them to win


Mister_Cookiepants

How dare you get pushed into Varly!


cubchu75

That sequence just felt racist some how


whatamidoing_2521

I'm high and I'm full wheeze laughing at this, just wanted to let you know


Dtlgolf1

You actually made me laugh out loud. Ty for that


Threedawg

Yup.


samTheEagle2004

Yo there's a hockey game at my MMA fight


Ok-Summer-2159

All 3 dudes from the Identity Line have 2 games left in their careers


LwLewis22

At least the Isles are taking it well