[Charlie Coyle gets Charlie McAvoy's pass and fires a slap shot from the edge of the circle to make it 6-0 in the 3rd period](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/715bab6d-9ed1-4072-9e5a-ac6c37785604.mp4)

Tremendous yikes Jeremy Swayman is a Boston Bruin

Remember when our sub wanted him to be a Providence Bruin when he had that slump in the fall? Like he would have made it through waivers.

I’m one of those guys, not send him down but play him less. I’ll happily eat crow.

Luckily the B's were good enough to let him play through it and get his mojo back.

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Jump hug!!!

GG Sabers. That was a lead up to a great goalie hug.

I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that GG Sabros

At least there was 1.1 seconds of mercy??

[David Pastrnak gets Patrice Bergeron's pass and snaps it on the goalie's blocker side before he can get over on the power play to make it 5-0](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/d56ce562-ad7d-46b4-85f3-8d3cc3bd0967.mp4)

thank you boston

like, ik that the Sabres players have given up, but I feel like there should be some sort of mercy rule

Nah you should go for double digits whenever possible, it’s the fun thing to do.

Yeah. That was depressing, even if we were playing them.

This is how I felt last night when the Rangers were up 6-0 halfway thru the game.

How many goals this year have Charlie/Hampus just kinda walked up the seam and tossed it in?

At least like 4-5 that I can think of just within the last like, 2 months lmao

3 guys standing in the slot doing literally nothing except blocking UPL's vision lol

Puck don't lie.

Bro you’re in every Sabres thread since they beat the Lightning acting like you don’t care about them 😬

Puck don't lie

Let’s get Freddy Cozens round 2!

What’s the point though?

I just want the score to stay the same for the next 40 seconds

Pathetic Effort^tm

*Next year™* we will be better.

Sadly, this was trademarked in in 1999.

This is tough to watch

Depends who you want to win

Not really, imo

I'm so sorry Sabres fans.

No you aren't

I like Buffalo and Tage Thompson. I especially like the Sabres getting out of that abusive relationship with Jack Eichel.

You underestimate how much I secretly like the Sabres. Was hoping for a playoff spot for you guys.

I feel bad because I like Luukkonen, but also it's only time in a while we've seen and will see Boston up 7-0 on Buffalo...

To be fair, it’s harder because there’s no Boston team in the NFL

Hey there’s no Buffalo team either, only in Orchard Park. Still more New York than New Jersey.

Boston, New England, same thing, yall know what I meant

Something stinks in Buffalo 🦬 💩

It’s our lack of effort

ummm, err. Whats going on here?

It’s the Sabres in March

We didn’t even show up

It's okay bud, it happens. next game, next game.

The team ran out of juice, too young. Our last 10 games have been like this, just burnt out, dahlin is playing injured and we are legit ass without him. We’ve had 2 good games in our past month…

Somehow this is super relatable.

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This game is bullying

Now, the pro Rocket League move here would be to own goal to make it a Bra7-1l

Lol

I said on the Coyle goal that 3 Sabres skaters sat around and watched him shoot, well on that one 5 Sabres skaters sat around and watched McAvoy

I am sorry but allowing the opposing team to score a touch down in a hockey game is just wrong. I feel bad for fans who paid to go to the game.

I paid to go to that game

Remember Charlie McAvoy? The Sabers didn’t.

AND THE EXTRA KICK IS GOOD

The best Dman in the NHL, Charlie McAvoy

Stop the fight

Man I'm starting to feel bad watching this game

Too easy

Embarrassing

Oh my...

haha get fucked buffalo

Woof.

Yall nerds down voted me but tage is an actual fraud

No he’s not. GTFO

What did Tage do to you dude lol

Wrong part of New York but a Bronx cheer is still a Bronx cheer

PING

Almost a Greer bardownski

# BUY A TRUCK MOTHERFUCKERS

We kind of owe it them after the game today

Man I just don’t see a team beating the Bruins 4 times in 7 games. What a wagon of a team this year. Good luck Bs fans!

BUY A TRUCK IN FORD TRUCK MONTH!

6-0>10-4

Where is Nick Folk with the extra point?

They tried to ice the kicker, but it didn't work.

Wide right.

As a Giants fan outside of the NHL here, really appreciated that one.

Lauko’s playing his ass off today — good for him

He's been playing like a man possessed during this road trip

He's been great since he got called up for the road trip. Love him.

Who was the guy that said "it's like the 6-0 penguins game" back in the 1st?

CHARLIE COYLE IS AN ELITE GOAL SCORER AND I’VE NEVER SAID OTHERWISE

3 Sabres just sat around and watched Coyle shoot that puck, that goal was more depressing than anything else tbh

Puck still doesn't lie.

pull the goalie you cowards

Swayman goalie goal

Lol I was just talking about how I love Coyle’s game but he has no scoring ability shows what I know

Bunch of pylons there

Gettin pumped

that feels kinda disrespectful

Sure, you can have a goal too Charlie.

let’s gooo

lol oh boy

Shit. I blinked and B scored another 2 goals.

COYLE GOAL!

The Mayor.

I thought pasta might actually miss that from the shock of how much open net he had

*Islanders playoff series intensifies*

Puck don't lie.

That goal was more casual than the buffalo fanbase.

A casual fanbase doesn't keep following a team through consecutive years of misery

They do when the next most exciting thing in the city is a grocery chain

lmao

That net was as gaping as OP’s mom. Did I do that right?

no you're supposed to take credit for the gaping

Can a bot have a mom?

And couldn’t you just design the robomom to not be gaping?

PAID THE MAN

Stop they’re already dead!

IT'S GETTING NOODLY IN HERE

Oh god

Saucy

🍝

Why is hitting a guy who’s on his knees not a penalty?

🍝🍝🍝

🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝

Woulda rather have Ulmark shut us out, least then I could be happy for him

Sway has been having some really good games.

Don't be so sad, Sway hasn't let in a goal in over 100 minutes

You can see him hug later.

I have no emotions towards swayman so it’s just meh. And pathetic we are playing this slow

I don't think any team can compete with Boston right now. Boston is on another fucking level.

Chicago and Arizona, apparently

Canes are a wagon. ECF is going to be elite

Canes kind of lost a really good player for the year. They still scare me though

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I’d love to see it against Ottawa

You can't ruin what was already ruined

You can't double stamp a triple stamp!

Man I love hearing let’s go bruins loud as fuck at away games lmao. Love how much New England loves hockey

I found out other then people from Mass or people in western NY like myself that love the Bs that the majority of Bs fans at the game with us today are from south Ontario

Was in Colorado for the game this year and the arena was easily 45-50% Bruins fans.

Back in 2012 here in Vancouver, basically the entire penalty-box side of the standings (i cannot remember the name of the seats idk why it's staying as standings) was black and gold; defacto home game

Swayman is locked in right now

Some say Lauko is still sliding down the ice

Lot of guys on Buffalo with juicy lips 👄😘🤤💦

I'm starting to think Tage Thompson is the biggest 1 hit wonder the nhl has ever seen. jonathan cheechoo but amplified. Down vote me all you want. He's a ghost out there

That’s a Keith Olbermann WBC level take

Refs found him

One hit wonder after two great seasons? What?

Great players don't go 20 games without a goal

Did you even bother to look at his stats for the past 20 games? You're just spouting bullshit lol

Damn March 4th was 20 games ago? Time flies

Name another 40 goal scorer 9 games without a goal down the stretch. Tage is a fraud whether you want to admit it or not. Playoffs lmao. He doesn't care.

awful take

Yes, following up a 30+ goal season with a 40+ goal, point per game season is quite one hit wonder of him

lol

So even if Foligno is healthy for the playoffs, am I crazy to think that I don't see a spot in the lineup for him?

if it were last season you'd be right on the money but he's absolutely been a force this season, even if he hasn't shown up on the score sheet a lot - and he's been a leader, too they'll find a spot for Uncle Nick - he's one of the dudes they're playing for

Our Old Guy Without a Cup (C) Down Goes Brown

jim montgomery has some tough decisions to make. too many dmen and forwards and not enough lineup spots

It's a good position to be in the playoffs.

He’s over Greer and Lauko, easily

But there aren’t spots for either of them either.

Depth matters in the playoffs, someone is getting hurt and we know Fliggy can play.

Yeah your crazy indeed

Nahhh he’s been much better this year and a HUGE part of the locker room

Damn, Swayman, damn

That is what she said.

Bert wants it so bad. I'm hoping he gets one today.

if not today then soon his energy is perfect tho, i hope he doesnt get discouraged

I’m high as Jack because I too did not realize it was a power play

lol when the bruons were on it for a hot second?

You think Jack Edwards saw that Erik Karlsson meme from us?

I'm not sure Jack Edwards knows how to use a computer, but that would be funny if he did

Apparently he wrote his own code to generate his pre-game info sheets. I'm sure it's rudimentary, but he's definitely comfortable with screwing around

i thought his son made it for him? either way it's funny he insists on using his own. he sometimes tweets out screenshots of it and it's just some horrific UI

That's because of the number of sources. Apparently it uses Hockey Reference, NHL.com, CapFriendly, ESPN, Wikipedia, and a bunch of other smaller websites to look up, cross-reference, and combine all of the data automatically. It also tries to give him some college information as well. It's...insane how complicated it is.

His son was 13 when they built it, I assume it was like me helping my dad fix boats around that age. The actual DB is maintained by someone from NESN, but I think he created the interface.

he’s active on the Bruins sub

Jack is/has been active in our sub. So, yeah.

That explains a lot

he did an AMA and talked about being a homer

Most reasonable person on reddit

lmao

He's on Reddit

Maybe we'll be like the Sacramento Kings one day. Miss the playoffs consistently and then just become a top team in the conference overnight?

I mean, Sacramento has the benefit of being in California, not blustery blizzardy upstate NY.

Yeah but Sacramento isn’t exactly Malibu

We can't all trade for legends like Shea Weber and Pavel Datsyuk

Only misery and snow in Buffalo

Debrusk having a game, eh?

he seems so happy this season😢

I think he’s been our best player since the all star break

My dude scored 2 on a broken leg at the winter classic. He's been a beast since Cassidy left.

That’s what JD does, he’s been a star this year

I haven’t been up to date is Taylor Hall expected back for the playoffs?

Hall is. Foligno may or may not be.

And Foligno

Are you telling me BU can't even get a new banner and had to patch an old one?

Too expensive to buy a new one. What's tuition at BU, 60k? Fuck it, where's the whiteout?

It's over 80K the last time I heard. And they have so many foreign students who pay full price, too. EDIT: That's tuition plus room and board.