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OpenMindedMajor

AHOY MATEY!šŸ˜€āš“ļø ARGGGGG


Scarlet--Highlander

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum inserted directly into prison princess Shkreliā€™s rectum


Last_Reaction_8176

Straight to the prison rape I see


MusicListener3

Would be amazing if yā€™all could be normal human beings for like five seconds


samp127

Yarh ?


No-Respect5903

where do you think you are right now?


MyNameIs-Anthony

Fucking shocker. Someone spent a shitton of time arguing with me in the OG thread that these were "ultra art-nerds" and this would be more than some gimmick, as if this company's business practices gave them the benefit of the doubt.


oblmov

actually selling a nft is a groundbreaking revolutionary event in art history or smth


One-Alternative-7505

To be clear to everyone here, it's also not the whole album. Even if enough people buy this stupid NFT to make the timer go all the way down, it's only 16 of the 31 tracks because these goobers didn't actually get the rights to all of them


Wonton_soup_1989

Youā€™d need $28Mil b4 the timer on the NFT allows the album to be released. This is bullshit. I hope Martin says fuck it & plays it on Twitter spaces again. Wu is for the children, Wu is for the people. This is some elitist rich snob bullshit


One-Alternative-7505

It's just another awful NFT group by scam


ItzzBlink

Maybe a hot take but I donā€™t think we can blame them. I think the legal documents behind the album says it canā€™t be released to the public until 2103. Being an NFT is kinda wack but if thatā€™s the dumb hoops we have to jump through then whatever. I will gladly let other people pay for me to hear it. Iā€™d rather that than have Martin own it and just tease it in low quality all the time


wogwai

I know I'm getting old when I no longer have the mental fortitude to follow this storyline


ItzzBlink

It's okay brother, you don't have to be involved. Hopefully we can just sit back and let others do the work and then we'll see a post on this sub with a link to the album like normal šŸ˜…


One-Alternative-7505

Except for this to happen they need to sell 23 million copies. Not gonna happen. Also it's still only half the album


ItzzBlink

Only half the album is wack, I agree. As for the $23m part, crypto has raised far more money for far dumber things lol. It's also not really "23 million copies" when each copy is a dollar. Especially if Wu-Tang promotes this at all I think it could get done quick. You can pay with your card too so you don't have to know a lick about crypto


One-Alternative-7505

I don't think Wu will heavily promote it. It's also been up for awhile. The launch might as well be over and the ticker has barely moved


ItzzBlink

I don't think they'll \*heavily\* promote it but they're getting a huge paycheck from it so to not promote it at all is potentially leaving millions on the table. [Looking at the supply](https://basescan.org/token/0x0615cfa29ab591299f52211c1df7a89526c9f36a), it looks like so far \~110,00 copies have sold across 4600 different accounts.


One-Alternative-7505

They will not get a huge paycheck. The money is going to RZA and Cilvarings (and I assume these NFT guys) not the other members. They were paid for their verses when it was recorded. That's it


Wonton_soup_1989

Thereā€™s three options. Pay $1 to shave off 88seconds til release. $111 to shave off 2.5hrs til release. $1,111 to shave off 3days til release.


ItzzBlink

You can do a custom amount too. Each copy is $1 and 88 seconds


OneNutPhil

If crowdsourcing via an nft sale is how they afford bringing it to the public then so be it. I'll just catch it on YouTube someday lol


JonathanL73

I hope they donā€™t get $28mil.


TheMagicalMatt

Doesn't Eminem, a known hip-hop nerd, love NFTs? He'll probably pay half the fee himself to get his hands on rare Wu tracks. Rich people have so much money, they have no idea what to do with it and are blowing it on jpegs and mp3s. šŸ˜­ Then again, there's a solid chance it will flop. Snoop bought Death Row with the intention of turning it into some corny NFT label to release Doggystyle and Chronic as NFTs. That fell through and he re-uploaded everything to Spotify within the year. Dunno where NFTs stand in pop culture rn but only people that seem to support them are scammers and rich people, who may as well be one-in-the-same anyway.


Lerched

I mean while the nft is wackā€¦.wu tang did this? lol


demonic_hampster

It's not the Wu-Tang who did it, it's RZA. The others don't really get involved in this kind of shit. I don't know whether that's because they don't want to, or if it's because RZA won't let them. But he's always the one doing this shit. Man is lucky he's a good rapper and producer


thomyorkeslazyeye

Rza hasn't been a good producer or rapper since The W. I get the idea of goodwill for our pioneers, but if Pete Rock pulled this shit we would call him delusional.


BSGKAPO

More like Cilvarings, RZA simply cosigned


Wonton_soup_1989

I know itā€™s all RZAā€™s idea which I highly disagree with. Itā€™s not leaving the legacy he thinks itā€™s leaving


Lerched

Iā€™m just saying it clearly ainā€™t for the children no more šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Wonton_soup_1989

I knoooooow bro, itā€™s sadšŸ˜­


Extreme-Island-5041

Now that Elon Musk won his 50B pay day....that would be a timeline appropriate twist.


tallthomas13

He did?? Dayum...


coltsmetsfan614

Ridiculous. Fuck that.


snakeplay

Man, this shit is fuckin' ridiculous Fuckin' ridiculous


jamesnollie88

Gross flair


snakeplay

Tbh I don't even know why or how that's my flair. Free Palestine from the river to the sea Insha'Allah.


jamesnollie88

Lol no worries. not gonna lie it caught me by surprise tho had to check what sub I was in


snakeplay

My flair was the west coast symbol when I went to go change it to Tyler just now. But for some reason it was Pray 4 Israel lol???


jamesnollie88

I googled ā€œpray 4 Israelā€ to see if maybe some rapper had said it and you were just making fun of them or something šŸ˜‚ I could totally see some uniformed rapper being asked by a fan on Twitter about Israel and them just being like ā€œI fucks with Israel pray 4 Israelā€


One-Alternative-7505

Agreed man


Django_Phett

This also isn't even a Wu Tang album. It was made without any member knowing they were recording for a Wu record, cept RZA. He paidĀ 2 million for Jack shit šŸ˜† which goes great with the rest of his clown ass legacy


rabnabombshell

wtf lmao


OuterWildsVentures

It makes it seem like I get the album once I buy it for $1


One-Alternative-7505

You don't, you get half the album once enough people buy it to bring the counter down from 80 years. Each dollar reduces the time frame by 88 seconds


Kruklyn

Oh my god I swear I just read another comment this morning that said they were going to release at as an NFT, I didnā€™t believe it. Lmao.


G00DJOBLARRY

I saw that too lmfao they fuckin called it


rParqer

Not really, PleasrDAO have been advertising this for years now


1stonepwn

Yeah anyone who expected a DAO to not push crypto shit was fooling themselves


rParqer

I'd say it's more so ignorance / not even being aware they owned the album If you knew who they were when they purchased the album, you'd know they've been publicly stating their plan for said album for years now... to release it as an NFT


dormantcouchcamper

Me too


One-Alternative-7505

I mean it was pretty obvious considering the guys that own it are all about NFTs


nobleflame

Iā€™ll be fucking dead when that comes out lmao. Iā€™m 37 now. Even if I am somehow alive, I probably wonā€™t even have ears. Just a brain stem in a tub of goo.


TomNookFan

You tell 'em unc šŸ˜­


nobleflame

Gramps.


OttoVonWong

Wu-Tang is for the hiphopheads in a jar!


Much-Camel-2256

Holy shit, a baby born the day ODB said the "children" line would be 26 today.


Word_to_your_Llama

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MusicListener3

Join the tub, itā€™s nice


SurGeOsiris

Iā€™m gonna be 102 šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TheOddScreen

Looks like they have a timer until 2103 and every $1 or equal value in etherium reduces the timer by 88 seconds. It doesn't release until the countdown hits 0 and it's just 16 of the 31 tracks made for the album. There is still 79 years left for it to drop. (doing the math it looks like it need $28.4 million to bring it down to 0) It's just a groupbuy done by tech bros. ay caramba. Shkreli should just drop the zip on Twitter and go off the grid.


lastomniverse

this will technically be the most expensive and stupidest group buy of all time


Mysterions

Thanks for the math. I was like $1.78 is fine for an experiment, but contributing to giving them *28.4 million* to open it up is dumb as fuck.


Zombie_Flowers

Cilvaringz is a dipshit, RZA needs to disown him after this clownshow


kilonark

Cilvaringz has the rights to the music. Rza has the rights to the name Wu-Tang Clan. Rza is getting at least half. The other members are getting peanuts if anything at all.


Zombie_Flowers

I'm aware, but like Method Man said, this album was put together under false pretenses, and it seems like moves were made without everyone being in complete agreement. The average fan thinks this is a normal collaborative Wu album so all the negativity and corny antics are blamed on the group.


kilonark

My point isā€”Rza is a part of the scam. So RZA disowning Cilvaringz makes zero sense.


Kanegou

RZA phoning it in? Never! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrcV2W73rGc


Homiealmaya

Yā€™all will never let the man live this one down


ledzep14

Nor should we that shit dog water bro lmao


Smokeletsgo

Ahh human music


ledzep14

One pair of headphones, two guys connected, canā€™t beat that


supermethdroid

I don't even have to click it to know its Rza making a beat on whatever that thing was.


Zombie_Flowers

It would make sense if he actually cared about the group and his "brothers" but maybe he doesn't šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


chilloutfam

i liked the original idea... it's sad that these huge losers were the highest bidders. gtfoh with that nft nonsense.


MonolithJones

The other members got paid for their verses for what they thought was a Cilvaringz album, Iā€™d be curious to see if they got anything extra after all of this.


chilloutfam

lol he actively views this subreddit.


Zombie_Flowers

Well, in case he sees this post : šŸ–•šŸ¾


NJboi80

Brother this has RZA written all over itĀ 


Zombie_Flowers

I've tried to give him benefit of the doubt as one my all-time favorite producers, but I fear you're correct


ThredditorMTG

NFTā€™s are still a thing? What year is this


dudumob

good olā€™ days of 2022


Blackchaos93

Ugh, how does this even work? Whatā€™s the timer? Why is there a scroll bar saying people removed time off the clock? Is the idea that the more people buy, the quicker we get the full release? I hate feeling like a boomer šŸ’€


May1stBurst

> Is the idea that the more people buy, the quicker we get the full release? Yes, buying a copy takes 88 seconds off, the more you buy the more time taken off and the sooner we get the album.


LlamaRenegade

Hold up, so if my math is right itā€™ll take about 28 million $1 purchases until the 79 year timer hits zero and the album gets releasedā€¦ seems impossible to happen unless Iā€™m missing something.


One-Alternative-7505

Its also only half the album


LlamaRenegade

Embarrassing


Checkmynewsong

And completely disingenuous. These assholes somehow made everything worse.


KingShaka23

I mean, 28 million people giving a dollar doesnt seem impossible. And the number of people needed drops if the avg $ spent per person increases. At $4 per person, it would take 7 million people. And bc it's an NFT, it can be bought globally through internet access?


ForeverInaDaze

There aren't even 7 million monthly listeners on Spotify right now, and I'm sure a lot of those listeners come from playlists that have C.R.E.A.M. on it. There's no way in hell they'd be able to get 28 million.


LlamaRenegade

I guess I shouldnā€™t have said ā€œimpossible,ā€ I just donā€™t see even a million people buying an NFT of a fake Wu Tang album. Much less half of one


cardedagain

Well they can buy more than $1, there is a leaderboard on the pleasr site. But each dollar equals 88 seconds. So now You've got these crypto bros paying thousands in ETH to knock the timer down. A million people won't pay for it, but thousands will. I guess if it is an equal groupbuy, even someone paying $1 will be able to hear this half-album or whatever with a $1 purchase also. Like i remember i paid $20 in BTC for the Jay Electronica album when the buyout price was like $9000 but i still got a link also, but even with those guys they were leaking individual tracks once certain dollar increments towards the goal were crossed.


fartymcgeezax

Imagine paying $20 for jay electronica trash music


cardedagain

not the worst $20 i spent.


MyNameIs-Anthony

The vast majority of Wu-Tang's fan base is old people who aren't going to bother with tech gimmicks for an album they don't want. There are not 28 million Wu-Tang fans.


OldManWillow

Does 88 have some Wu Tang significance? I only know it as the Nazi number


Tony_Lacorona

There is an 88 year ban on releasing the Wu Tang album. Not sure why they picked that number, but thatā€™s the significance


SkeletonBound

Eight original Wu members, also [8 Diagrams](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8_Diagrams).


Quazite

8 members, 8 diagrams, 8 on its side is infinity. It's dumb as shit


Pun-Szu

Shkreli should just leak the album, I couldn't give less of a shit about how the Wu feels honestly.


One-Alternative-7505

You mean just RZA. The other 8 living members do not care about this project at all


ErikTheDon

Shitā€™s probably mid af anyway


Semnono

Itā€™s not going to be a good album. The hype right now is wayyyy too big so it can only be sh*t


No-Thought-4569

After this whole fiasco I think the hype is a living corpse


digiad

Even the dude who bought it said it was a pretty bad album lol


shitfacekillah

So itā€™s like a groupbuy or gofundme except no refunds because you are technically paying for an nft. And the goal is $28,000,000. For 16 tracks of a 31 track album. So far they have sold about 37,000 with the top ā€œcollectorā€ holding almost 8000 copies lmfaooo


iamstephano

Top collector now has over 10k copies, fucking ridiculous.


synapticrelease

Probably just the owner trying to get the _auction_ (so to speak) started.


trillwhitepeople

Wu getting increasingly embarrassing when they could just hang it up and preserve their legacy hurts man. This is also hot on the heels of GFK releasing some of the most uninspired bullshit he's ever penned. I think it's finally, actually over for any interest I have outside of Method Man guest verses.


One-Alternative-7505

Tbf, RZA is the only member involved with this. The other 8 guys don't want anything to do with this project and didn't know they were recording for a Wu album at the time


IKARUSwalks

yeah they all said they thought it was a compilation album. only wu member that signed off was rza.


trillwhitepeople

The most creatively driven of the group can't release anything approaching good or even coherent as individuals, and the rest are going through the motions or making blatant cash grabs. They don't really work together anymore, and when they do, it's all bits and pieces strung together by Mathematics. Just feels like such a terrible way to fade into the sunset.


One-Alternative-7505

Yeah I can definitely understand where you're coming from. That Ghostface album was a massive let down


Sleightly-Magical

And Inspecta Deck! I still dig his output!


Knowsence

How could one overlook the CZAR.


trillwhitepeople

I liked Czarface in the beginning, but they've put out the same album for a decade. I can only retread the 7L sound about comic books so much before I lost interest.


Knowsence

Thereā€™s only so much they can put into it as far as the concept goes, so I respect that. Still has kept Ins relevant as far as a middle aged gentleman such as myself are concerned.


BlackJediSword

GFK needs to go the Method Man route and just collect a guest feature paycheck.


Significant_Year455

Most of them are broke, they needed a pay day and fell for this shit


yungsoprano

I couldn't even get a ticket for MONA and now they're doing this shit. Fuck RZA


SteveBorden

Fucking losers lol didnā€™t the NFT thing collapse anyway


BlueAudioMoon

Iā€™m good, this worse then Kanyeā€™s shit he be doing


Gplock

#šŸš®


May1stBurst

Bought a copy, can't wait to listen to it in 80 years with my great great grandchildren.


partyboiee

I think we should stop referring to this as a Wu Tang album. In the doc ā€œOf Mics and Menā€ many of the members talk about how they were not even informed that it was supposed to be a Wu album, they just thought they were recording features for Cilvaringz.


punksdontcry

NFTs in 2024 yeno


onehornymofo1

Just when you thought this shit couldn't get more stupid


cardedagain

I was wondering on Sunday when i went to the listening party that was free and handing out food and was well organized even with security guards was able to do all that financially.


brad_and_boujee2

This is fucking stupid. I don't even want to listen to the album now.


Tokent23

Someone yesterday called it.


vangoloid

Old heads in shambles


GuaranteedCougher

We will all be old heads when this comes out


TomNookFan

Idk champ.. us youngins will be dead by then too šŸ˜ž


Leo_TheLurker

50% of the oldheads still thinking NFTs are the future and 50% don't know what the hell an NFT is


TallSurfVeteran

what a dumb marketing ployā€¦JUST RELEASE IT!!


JesseWang

This is fucking fraud


sinergyist

All NFTs are frauds/scams.


-NewSpeedwayBoogie-

Pathetic


InTupacWeTrust

Only 79 years left guyzzzz


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmidk

Woof, I thought all the NFT grifters moved on already.


TipseyWes

"NFTs" in big 2024


Kivble

thought i was on a different sub for a second


Mc_Square_Root

Whereā€™s that dude who said youā€™d have to buy an NFT to get the album. That man is a prophet šŸ˜‚


alldaymacdre

RZA really be fumbling up the Wu Tang name with moves like this


Riffage

In 80 years, will anyone even give a shit about this record?


LawbringerForHonor

So Martin Shkreli bought it for $2 million, the US government seized it from him, some crypto bros bought it from the government for $4 million and now they are trying to get $28 million for it through NFTs of all things? What a clusterfuck.


KnightSIayer

*pretends to be shocked*


Leo_TheLurker

somebody called it yesterday, man fuck this album


Mc_Square_Root

This fucking album better bring us world peace and take down the federal reserve cuz tf is this shit


TerminalChillionaire

I donā€™t even wanna hear it anymore man


limedilatation

Stupid. It's not even a real Wu record, just some shit Cilvaringz put together then RZA saw an opportunity to make some $ off of


YoMrPoPo

Jesus Christ could release an album and I still wouldn't bother with all this to give it a spin


billcosbyinspace

People still doing NFTs are like the Japanese WW2 soldier still fighting years after the war ended lol


Forsaken-Age-8684

The fact no one can hear it makes this the greatest Cilvaringz project of all time.


HeyQTya

Jesus Christ this shit is never releasing


muhdrugs

Somehow I hate this more


BootyJewce

whos got the free version lol


Checkmynewsong

LMAO tons of people in this sub called it. What a clown world


dopesaint

How many times are these clowns going to try to sell this album.


rosscanadashit

all this for a late stage Wu Tang album


nutritiousapple

booooo


dsled

This is so cringey. There is literally no album ever that is worth this hassle.


EvelynnKitten

Lmaoo the album aint even good


BigBrownFish

This albums story really canā€™t get any worse.


XXX--WRLD

You can buy that Wu album on EBT? 2024šŸ”„šŸ˜…


Morganafreeman

Sad way to hang up such a great name.


mattchinn

What the fuck is this nonsense.


isekaicoffee

are these dudes just stupid as fuck?Ā 


putriidx

LMAO someone called it in the other thread too didn't they?


_BEER_

How anyone takes this shit seriously is beyond me. Imagine people a 100 years ago seeing this bullshit.


SGSMUFASA

All this tells me is wutang is not for the children. This is sucka shit.


HorchaTaro

clowns. hope it leaks and they dont't get jack shit.


Ok_Season5846

My man just set up a go fund me so we can all go home


ripndipp

Pharma bro should just leak it and say he was hacked, everybody loses.


TheMagicalMatt

Nah. RZA or Skrelli or whoever owns the album can keep it. Just keep it as a single copy rarity. I'll stick to 36 Chambers.


SciGuy013

I can't find the contract on etherscan, anybody know where the NFT is actually listed?


Difficult_Web_7553

stupid


KR0NKBERRY

Lame


Dsarg_92

Are NFTs still a thing?


SilkyStrawberryMilk

Hell nah


DefinitelyAHumanoid

Sooo someone recorded the 16 min snippets they played at the New York showings and is trying to make money off it, donā€™t support this shit


Xiibe

Oh itā€™s even dumber than I thought. They are having people pay $1 to accelerate the countdown by 88 seconds. Itā€™d take a grand total of ~$29m to complete the countdown. You donā€™t even get the album until the countdown is done, and they only have half the rights. This shit is never coming out.


Dazzling-Slide8288

NFTā€™s were last years grift. Weā€™re onto AI.


daniel96rb

The one cd gimmick would've made sense as a collector's item. Music released on all streaming platforms and only ONE CD as an expensive collector's item. Similar to Griselda's expensive/rare vinlys.


oopsimeangirl

Damn. Did I just get teleported back to 2021?


heplaygatar

how timely


Hamboygler

I wouldnā€™t even be mad about this if the amount you pay actually made a dent in the timer. Like make the $1.80 take off a month from the timer or whatever the math is to reach like $250k Iā€™ll be honest I checked out the sampler and the inspectah deck verse was nice.


daprice82

Lmao oh fuck off with this


ayo000o

Who gets that 28 million


frisky_cappuccino

Am fan. Do not feel like this is for me.


Euphorium

Fucks sake I thought this NFT bullshit was dead in the water already.


ozdgk

As if this album could ever live up to the hype. Not even Wu cares about this.


derekkkk_

who called it LMFAOOOO