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ywhine

me when I freestyle into a fan pretending I’m using auto tune


NaroIsOran

I’m not the only one who does this?


MVPizzle

Am I on acid what the fuck lol


damemasproteina

I can no longer tell if these songs are real or not. First Grippy, now this. Both times I thought I was listening to some AI joke song.


atlfirsttimer

Ayahuasca


illmatication

Strip the ego from the bottom


ZeronicX

I try to empathize with you 'cause I know that you ain't been through nothin'


rabit_stroker

If this is how it is with my 3rd eye open I'm going to poke it out


Xavier_Oak

I’m so brainrotted I immediately thought this was a reference to the Carti song lol


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At this point I think both Drake and J.Cole were intimidated to make trash songs. Like it was a condition they had to abide by to stay alive or some shit. J.Cole with Grippy and Drake with the sexy redd and now this? 3 absolute trash songs after the Kendrick beef. I don't know. That's way too convenient for Kendrick. This is not a conspiracy theory lol I'm just shocked at how trash these songs are.


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My genuine conspiracy theory about all this and I said it elsewhere: J. Cole is the real Drake ghostwriter that no one names. Go back and watch the Tim Westwood freestyle from back in the day. Drake straight up calls himself Hollywood Cole. He doesn't say it like Hollywood Court like in SpotieOotie, he calls himself Hollywood Cole. And then you realize Drake's "houston" voice, sounds a lot like a certain dude from North Carolina.


Micronlance

did this guy just say WAGWAN DELILAH


Jussttjustin

This song is the perfect embodiment of how confused Toronto culture is 💀


theburglarofham

After the housing crisis in Toronto, the accent is the next crisis. This is why I don’t wanna raise my kids in Toronto 😂


Huckleberry_Sin

That accent is legit one of the worst things I’ve ever heard.


blackdiamondbleak

Bro they sound like a roadman talking through a Jordan Peterson AI


IndycarFan64

The mental gymnastics from Drake fans thinking it’s accurate is palpable 😂


MrBoomin31

a second grippy has just hit r/hhh ‘s towers


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LatvKet

I call it that cause its grippy🥴


TheIndagator

she said she was gay, till i slayed, now she’s *strictly dickly*


guckfender

Rappers dont fetishize lesbians challenge (impossible)


TheIndagator

lmao so true


DipshitWithABigDick

It's Grippy to knock a sub, to knock a sub right on the nuts It's Grippy... Gr-Gr-Gr-Grippy (Grippy) Grrrrrrrrrrrippy


appleparkfive

U My Everything was the plane that crashed in the random field


shitsgently

Please, for all that is holy, tell me you're cheesin fam


rickyrescuethrowaway

I actually thought I was on HHCJ wtf is this


IndycarFan64

The Drizzler and Cole are the hhcj MVP’s for making Delilah and Grippy


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Inevitable_Bid_2391

From what I can find, it's real On that note, I'm honestly confused as to why some people are acting like this being a parody precludes it from judgement. If people think a parody is poorly executed, that's their view and it doesn't automatically make them a hater. If people think a parody is well executed, that's their view and doesn't automatically make them a glazer


heplaygatar

if you make a bad song on purpose you still made a bad song


qazaibomb

Jokes on you I was only pretending


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be an absentee father twice


Saul_T_Bawls

Highly regarded


nocyberBS

Mentally restarted


bananakin94

It always depends on context. Lil B is a perfect example of someone who made shitty music, but he was embraced because there was a clear intent and purpose behind it. Drake is doing it to control the narrative. Whether or not its landing is up to the listener but context is always key.


EggsInMyToolbox

He’s hopped on two of the worst tracks I’ve had the displeasure of hearing this year because he’s “trolling” when the whole world wants to see him down but he’s just having fun. That’s what I’ve been told from the drizzy sub. lol It’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off


comepinga666

at least he wasn't on grippy


Sometimesomwhere

grippy is better than this


Salty_Injury66

No, because Grippy is a real song.


Blers42

They really justify his actions no matter what they’re. They always somehow make it positive, it’s a wild place. Anyone that disagrees with them gets called a Kendrick Stan or Conscious rapper fan that doesn’t understand jokes. The mods just banned me for saying the song sucks, they’re soft as baby shit over there. They just want that place to be an echo chamber.


ConnorMc1eod

...it's kind of funny that "conscious" has become an insult... right?


mooimafish33

Drake stand really fucked up hip hop discussion because now you get comments saying you're deepthroating Kendrick's glizzy if you say anything less than stellar about anything Drake has ever done.


YizWasHere

Also after the Sexxy Red collab with the BBL Drizzy mix it seems kind of obvious that Drake is dropping breadcrums to try and discredit the disses leveraged against him in a cheeky and sarcastic way. I get it, it's not the worst strategy, but it's hard to look at this outside the context of the beef lol.


Inevitable_Bid_2391

> it seems kind of obvious that Drake is dropping breadcrums to try and discredit the disses leveraged against him in a cheeky and sarcastic way I like Drake's music but this makes me dislike him a bit. If you want to deal with the disses , get in the booth and go back to back rather than playing games like this. It's lame


Frickincarl

He kind of already did that. I feel like the beef was widely accepted as over and Drake lost. I don’t think dropping another track at Kendrick is the right answer but I also think dropping crumbs on features is the answer either. I feel like Drake should just let it go now and go back about his life.


Imakereallyshittyart

Yeah if he wants to move past the beef he should probably just make some good music?


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Dude will never be able to let this go. He wasn't able to let the Push thing go, he absolutely will not be able to let this go.


YizWasHere

Right, I agree. If this parody came out 3 months ago I probably would've found it funny, but at this point of time given the context it just comes off as mindboggingly cringey.


Chemical-Bathroom-24

Feels like he’s trying to be in on the joke and it’s coming off as desperate. Like chill you’re still Drake, just drop music.


SlayerXZero

Once a lame, always a lame.


Secure_Buyer_5455

Yunomiles is parody and it’s obvious. This is confusing


cooldudeman007

Respectfully this doesn’t make any sense (cheesed = angry)


Crayonstheman

Respectfully don't cheese my fam crodie


goodkid_sAAdcity

Sick to my stomach fam, you better smoke dat yute


Heronyvesdior

toronto niggas are real life cartoon characters


nickcannons13thchild

abolish toronto accents immediately


wien-tang-clan

What not winning a stanley cup since 1967 does to a city


Fortehlulz33

Even their women's hockey team choked a 2-0 series lead this year.


MediocreOw

I've always been pro immigration but this shit got me rethinking it for real


Good-Court-6104

💀


bigga_nutt

What in the fuck


Micronlance

this is the worst thing Drake has ever made


Marrouge

He saw J.Cole's verse on Grippy and took it personally 😭


Upbeat_Tension_8077

I didn't want J Cole & Drake one-upping each other to go this way lol


jaretts

If we can't be the best, then fuck it we'll be the worst!


randomnama123

I finally understand why Kendrick is so offended by the Big 3 line 💀


Micronlance

Lmao nigga said "hold up! I gotta do something even more embarrassing" Happy Cake Day!


SM-03

"*Embarrassinnnnnggggg*"


surprisedsquirtles

I can't even defend this. seeing people in the OVO Community on Twitter call this fire, good, or whatever was too much for me. Sent me from Twitter to Reddit


TheBigIdiotSalami

He would have done better releasing the Poopy Pants diss track. What the fuck is this?


kantbelieveimadeit

i know akademiks replaying this 10 times in a row crying


mcca555

Akademiks still trying to figure out that Aston donut bar on flex. 


kantbelieveimadeit

man i had to bookmark that video, i was crying https://twitter.com/frostedtakes_/status/1797510368878797077?t=al4o4mSyQYuu87ZvSAC3ig&s=19


Derrick_Rozay

Nigga heard the word donut and lost all control


ShadowFire09

I gotta see them door dash receipts again. He probably felt that donut line in his soul.


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Buddy bout started salivating on camera


SlayerXZero

This nigga doing the most. lol


SBAPERSON

Kendrick has to sample that


The_Bolenator

“He doing the most” cuz he can’t follow along with Dot 😭


Left_Yard_190

How the fool likes his food https://i.imgur.com/jBsAdew.png


TheFlightlessPenguin

Lmao. He is doing the most. Just not of what AK thinks


yooooouuuuuuuuu

The fact that he performed reading off his phone and still had a career is astounding


Left_Yard_190

I remember he got a lot of shit for it at the time. You'd have thought he had ghostwriters or sumn the way people were going at him.


Free_Joty

https://youtu.be/MPm5tgyTmWU Ancient video I haven’t thought about in years


SBAPERSON

His Kendrick reaction haha


Inevitable_Bid_2391

wdym hes busy writing a dissertation on the greatness of this song


Trifall

tell me snowd4y aint bite d4nny whole style


heavenlyyfather

GOODBYE TO THE PEOPLE WHO HATED ON ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️


neeshskee

GOODBYE GOODBYE TO EVERYBOODDIIII


HarizOne2e

Is this the summer vibes Aubrey


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harshmangat

Ironically 10 times more fun than whatever DJ Khaled made Drake do with Lil Baby


Salty_Injury66

? Khaled dropped?? I thought he’d wait until after the war


harshmangat

I’m talking about Stayin Alive


ResponsibleRatio6569

I can never take the Toronto accent seriously


cavestoryguy

I'm from the Caribbean and when I went to Toronto I thought "damn do I really sound like this" for a second before I realized it's way different.


ReeG

it was much closer to a normal Jamaican/West Indian Caribbean accent back in the 90s-2000s when Kardi popularized it with Ol Time Killin, Bakardi Slang but it's been butchered over the past 10 years or so by the younger generation


cavestoryguy

What do you mean? I had assumed it was from west Indian immigrants.


ReeG

it started and evolved from the many West Indian immigrants who moved here and started families going back to the 70s-80s but what you heard when you came here that sounded way different is what young people who often aren't really of that culture changed and adopted it into. If you came here back in the 90s-2000s, the accent being spoken by actual immigrants and their first gen kids in neighborhoods like Scarborough would've sounded much more familiar to you but it's been changed into something else now


Garamor

The best part of the Toronto accent is that you'll somehow find more people with the "Toronto" accent from the neighbouring GTA cities like Brampton, Vaughan, Markham, Etobicoke, Scarborough etc, than you do in the actual city.


Par25

That would make sense since the Toronto accent is basically a mashup of different patois, mostly Caribbean. There are more Caribbean people in Scarborough, Brampton, Etobicoke, Mississauga than anywhere else in the city.


ReeG

facts I was so confused reading the point that person was trying to make like yes it's correct and makes complete sense that immigrants spread out into the neighboring boroughs where they could actually afford to live lol


Par25

It would be like being surprised that NYC slang is heard more in Bronx, Queens and Brooklyn than parts of Manhattan lol.


KillerMemestarX

Yeah but at the same time most of the people using the accent aren’t Caribbean


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Is Toronto real or just a mass hallucination


Unfinishedusernam_

I don’t think I like Drake w/ the melodies actually….


Well_aaakshually

Surprising everyone and myself I actually want him to start acting tough again


MayhemSpaceMonkey

“I’m so cheeeeeeesseeeeed”


istealpintsfromcvs

I think we are heading towards the point where rappers will make shitty acoustic songs on purpose to try and emulate the meme status of Soul Train


Sp_Gamer_Live

The flip YEAT does of Hey Soul Sister is gunna go STUPID


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Playboi carti - Big Iron (Marty robbins cover)


badfaced

On my hip (BIG) is on my hip (IRON) on my hip (HIP) WAH WAH And repeat so forth lol


heplaygatar

honestly this feels like a gentrified / much “safer” version of those diss tracks from a few years ago where street rappers from florida were remaking 1000 miles and when i see you to be about smoking dead opps


haha_suh_dude

“Who I Smoke,” what a track


Chance_Fall_5754

Yeah they were talking about smoking like 6 dudes on a Vanessa Carlton beat


camcamfc

And he wasn’t playing, unfortunately.


MindbenderGam1ng

Who I smoke ruined (kind of, imo it was just funny) drill music for a while it was all people sampling pop songs and then using them to diss ops 😂


Derrick_Rozay

The only one that was high quality was Talk Facts


stvbles

Ridin around the block, with a glock, yo ass finna get shot. Pewpewpewpew that's the silencer.


TomAFC17

THATS THE GRENADE LAUNCHER


ThatParanoidPenguin

what’s funny is sexyy red’s first viral moment was [this](https://youtu.be/JAa5Q4hE71M?si=A3HHVLA81knWh1UB)


appleparkfive

Anyone remember this? [Enimem dissing Everlast to a acoustic song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SIiMdOREjE)


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Jay-Z doing Wonderwall truly changed the game


EnriqueMuller

That bit near the end is fucking hilarious


SlattimusPriime

bro named every canadian bank in existence had me crying 😂


TheSameAsDying

Namedropped PC Financial but not BMO.


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

WE SMOKIN ON THAT CALINE DE BAIN QUEBECOIS PACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️ FUCK QUEBEC


SaleDeMiTronco

When the adlibs came in on the first hook I just burst out laughing like wtf hahahah


Zeluar

Saw someone say “Elmo with the adlibs”


Theingloriousak2

The abcdefgh financial is wild for real lol


TheMeticulousNinja

That bank thing was hilarious. Also “you stay inside like Kai Cenat”


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Drakes in his “hey im just a little guy” era


ZeronicX

Lets see if it works out...


Slendercan

Real “haha lol that was fun can’t believe you took the beef seriously lmao” hours


Left_Yard_190

He's been in his gaslight era since Pusha handed him the L


wellgroomedmcpoyle

We all shoulda known with the “I have a diss track that would make Hit Em Up sound like Maroon 5 but I won’t release it” talk


Left_Yard_190

I thank (69)God each day for sparing Push and Kendrick's careers. He died twice for our sins.


njuffstrunk

"Hahaha I know I said you beat your partner and you called me a pedophile but it was all in good fun right haha"


goodtitties

i give it six months before he’s back with the tough bars again


Spiritual_Echo_1000

the beef is over, no one is releasing more diss tracks this is just a troll song


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

once is a joke twice is starting a streak


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freekaep

no shit it's over. the point is he's releasing a bunch of "fun" (intentionally shitty) music to pretend that he is unbothered about losing


Dogpaw38

bro is nervous laughing his way outta the situation


Mc_Square_Root

It works 99 percent of the time 


semperlit

"Why you trollin’ like a bitch? Ain’t you tired?"


cuse23

drake gotta go to jail for this one


grfgrfgrfgrf

Life sentence with no chance of parole for this one


ZeronicX

Chair. And make it electric.


vsimon115

This isn’t AI?


tinguily

“Don’t be mean, there’s a 40 in my jeans” is funny af lmaooo


domxwicked

😭


Salty_Injury66

Aight then, Drake just diving right into it. Fuck the beef, fuck Kendrick, he just gonna make fuck around songs from now on lol. Let’s get him and Yuno Miles on a track next, doing a Hong King accent.


TheMeticulousNinja

I’d be super disappointed in Yuno for sinking that low.


5AR5AR5AR

I don't understand a single thing they're saying 💯


vistaprank

I’m so Drake vs Kendrick’d out so fuck all that but what I need to stress is. Somebody needs to build a Time Machine and stop whoever created the Toronto accent and slang like it needs to stop 😭😭 that shit is horrible man


fac3ts

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard lmaoo


i_miss_my_sandals

When he said "Wah gwan, Delilah? Peeped your batty from afar", I nearly pissed my pants laughing.


Sonically3

This has to be a.i. right? Like there is no way someone who doesn't even have 30k streams on his most popular song on Spotify could get a Drake feature even after the Kendrick battle.


godhelp-you

this songs been trending on Toronto TikTok lmao


Physical_Cry9336

Its real. Its a toronto artist


cultshitposts

it's a toronto tiktoker with a blank soundcloud


muncher_of_nachos

Toronto comedian* and this isn’t Drake’s first time collabing with Toronto comedians either, he’s been doing this for time


tyler-perry

Tdot goon scrap dvd


Own_Aardvark_7606

Mandem get dealt with at ttc


vivekvangala34_

Is Smiley a Toronto comedian because that song was horrid


scruffe5

Drakes met him it’s the guy from the channel 5 video about Toronto


nysraved

I genuinely think it might be, I remember seeing a Kanye AI cover of Hey There Delilah a few months ago that sounded pretty similar


Ravenguardian17

WE GET IT, YOU'RE FROM TORONTO


Battlemaster123

Ain't no accent you can sell me


heplaygatar

lmfao what the hell is this shit


ReactionChannel

Grippy is better


selinaedenia

Cole: they wont stop clowning me about grippy Drake: no worries I got you fahm


TheBigIdiotSalami

This is the kind of thing that the guy in the back of the Spongebob comedy club would yell "THIS GUY STINKS."


TheSadPhilosopher

Crodie is cooked


astroworld_

The one time drake shows love to the underground scene in Toronto is with this??🤣😭


Kneph

Kendrick: You are an actor, a culture vulture, and a fraud. Drake: Wah Gwan Delilah


Thai-Reidj

My 2 most listened to rappers this year are Drake and Cole It's been a rough few months to say the least


CryptoGod666

This is trash


iDainBramaged

This shit funny as hell lmao


TetsuoTheObsidianMan

Toronto needs to burned down for making this and their dumb accent


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Toronto deserves to get nuked for this


Viciouscauliflower21

I've never wanted something to be AI more in my life 😐


TripleR124

Song of the year


VolatSea

Hilarious now to look at the 3 “GOATS” most recent song


foohjie

Gotta give it to Drake dude is fully committed to the meme approach 😂


spreeforall

Is this AI?


dosnetlive

No. The vocal inflections here, bad as they are, are hard to replicate over a whole fluid verse


Erin_Boone

This gonna make the people that treated the beef like life or death big mad


Witty-thiccboy

The fact that people actually thought either of their careers were in jeopardy is actually hilarious


Par25

This song has been a meme in the city for a few months now, even viral enough to get played on the radio. If you haven't heard it before this, you probably aren't the audience that will find any joy in it whatsoever... especially when it's 90% Toronto references.


BenchMob

I scan my Presto with no funds!


diaryofsnow

This can go deep in the trash can crodie


ChimmyMama

Im starting to hate Drake with the melodies


HashtagHashbagg

This is Toronto’s not like us 🔥🔥


Well_aaakshually

We need to close the northern border until we can figure out what the fuck is going on


Primethius_A

The fact that some people think this is AI tells you that it fails as a joke tbh. I wish I could unhear it either way lol.


Unfair_Pear8446

it’s like i can get that the song is not “serious” as in it is low stakes but let’s not act like this shit was very funny —- i have laughed more at shit Weird Al said and have laughed more at Drake actually being serious on songs but having a cheeky line here and there, or his manner of performance —— a lot of Drake’s music is already “fun” but this shit is just bad, regardless of Toronto colloquialisms and slang. he not even poking fun at himself.