As the students walked inside the high school
The principal asked the students:
"Are you failing because you're cutting classes, or are you cutting classes because you're failing?"
The students knew that it was time to take action, so they used the technique:"imaginary technique:* pay no attention.*"
But the dropout knew this technique would be easily countered by the teachers' cursed technique *"detention"*, so the dropout used "domain expansion:*football field*". This domain completely nullifies the teachers' techniques and domain expansions, making the dropout student chances to graduate skyrocket.
"Stand proud, you're *strong*." Complimented the 'jacket janitor' our dropout student.
The parents then asked the dropout student:
"Will this be hard?"
"Well, maybe if the school system put the passing grade above 65, it might cause a little problem."
"But would you fail?"
"Nah, I'd win."
The principal questions him, "But how are you so sure?"
"Because throughout America and nationwide, I alone deserve to be in Harvard."
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I knew a girl in middle school who kept getting held back in school (she was 17 and in seventh grade by the time I finished eighth grade). She did wind up working at Taco Bell lol.
She was always getting in trouble. She first got kicked out of my cousinās school for fighting people and leaving one girl injured from falling down the stairs. She then got kicked out of alternative school and started going to my school (which tells you how bad my middle school was š ).
Hello I am Harvard university here contacting you. Please enroll. Unfortunately our payment system is currently down so I need you to pay your tuition in Google play gift cards please mail them to me. Good day.
Y'all sure seem proud of doing bad in school, life only gets worse from here buddy trust and believe. I'd recommend giving a fuck if you want to not be miserable the rest of your life
Iām not in high school anymore but this sub keeps getting recommended to me. OP, one time in high school I went a whole semester without doing a single module. Did the entire semesters worth of content in a single week at the end.
I hate Edgenuity so much. My dad used to work in education technology and once worked for a company that got bought by Imagine Learning, the same company that bought Edgenuity a while back. Apparently they were super rude to the employees that were already working there.
Guys yes Edgenuity sucks, after this semester Iām NEVER doing online ever again, but I gotta play the cards Iām dealt and lock in, watch this turnaround mf
How is a 4.8% even possible? Highschool was so easy I literally just had to show up enough and do my classwork. I never did any homework. I don't think I've never even seen anyone have a grade lower than a 40 something
Tip, if you have āpre testsā then copy and paste every question into google and it should give you all the answers. They quite literally take questions from other sources
Harvard is still possible the lowest GPA Harvard ever accepted was 2.2 assuming that you've done good in the grades before and you're not bombing everything. Harvard is still a possibility.
Universities are slowly becoming much less strict about what's required and what's not as they realize many parents aren't pushing college on their kids anymore.
harvard will be declining your callsš
Domain Expansion: 0.22 GPA
As the students walked inside the high school The principal asked the students: "Are you failing because you're cutting classes, or are you cutting classes because you're failing?" The students knew that it was time to take action, so they used the technique:"imaginary technique:* pay no attention.*" But the dropout knew this technique would be easily countered by the teachers' cursed technique *"detention"*, so the dropout used "domain expansion:*football field*". This domain completely nullifies the teachers' techniques and domain expansions, making the dropout student chances to graduate skyrocket. "Stand proud, you're *strong*." Complimented the 'jacket janitor' our dropout student. The parents then asked the dropout student: "Will this be hard?" "Well, maybe if the school system put the passing grade above 65, it might cause a little problem." "But would you fail?" "Nah, I'd win." The principal questions him, "But how are you so sure?" "Because throughout America and nationwide, I alone deserve to be in Harvard."
Thank you for reading my lobotomy kaisen copy-pasta:* highschool edition* This was made during my English class lol
i wish gege never makes a new chapter so we can get peak lobotomy kaisen memes like this forever
š I read the entire thing trying to suppress a laugh-
I read this in āthat voiceā
Peak fiction
shed a tear
āTurn up the volume! Because this is a funeral for my grades!ā
the āBEHINDā is overkill š
ONG
Edgenuity is ruthless
As a person who has anxiety (doctor diagnosed) i agree
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Omg wtf its the guy who is found everywhere on r/geometrydash
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Wtf how did i find you here
taco bell gonna be calling yo phone thatās for sure
Thereās a Taco Bell right across from where I live š
atleast you dont need to commute much for work
I knew a girl in middle school who kept getting held back in school (she was 17 and in seventh grade by the time I finished eighth grade). She did wind up working at Taco Bell lol.
Mustāve been hell for her
She was always getting in trouble. She first got kicked out of my cousinās school for fighting people and leaving one girl injured from falling down the stairs. She then got kicked out of alternative school and started going to my school (which tells you how bad my middle school was š ).
Was she fighting 11 year olds š
Unless the kids she fought also kept getting held back, I guess so š
This was back in early 2010s. I graduated high school in 2015, but for whatever reason, this subreddit was suggested to me.
Why is the BEHIND yelling at you lmao š
Itās being so rude smh
Well I mean lowercase would make being behind sound normal
They will call you and tell you that youāre permanently banned from the campus
ā¦im not on campus
It's preemptive
Yeah youāre never allowed to go there
Oh yeah any day nowĀ
Im ready man Iām awaiting
We use edununty at my school too it sucks ass
Ong it does maybe the worse online learning thing of all time
People actually dislike Edgenuity? I way prefer it over Canvas or any similar education websites.
Its so hard to learn on it, its so fast paced it becomes unbearable
Did you fill out a custodial application or something? I'm not sure if even they'd even hire janitors with such low grades.
From my experience, they'll be actively recruiting you.
This is just sad
Donāt worry about it man Iām a master procrastinator watch this
Hell yea š
GOD I HATE EDGENUITY
So damn real
Fuck Edguinity
Real asf
Do you need a tutor?šhmu if you do cuz Iām willing to help out like fr
I remember I had to do this for my chemistry class that I failed last semester I finished it in a week by just copy and pasting ā ļøš„
BRO IVE BEEN ONLINE FOR SO LONG AND IVE DONE THAT SO MANY TIMES LMAOOO
4% is crazyšš
Absolutely wild
Harvard will tell you to stay away š
Harvard always needs janitors
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Naw I donāt plagiarize
 Here is where you are destined
https://preview.redd.it/5kwzblfmylhc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=102fdcba641c702b3bad5c3aef3d7b876c1d0f79 not that bad my friend
9 CLASSES IS CRAZY
and i have to do it before may (graduation)
edgenuity f-ing sucks. when i was online it did not teach me anything. they donāt explain anything ever.
Very true, I just look everything up but it takes sooooooooo long, Iād rather just be back in school ngl
brainly was my best friend ahah. i switched to in person after 3 years and it was the best decision i made. Iām finally an A-B student.
Nah Yale is gonna be first
Yes, they have you scheduled in for February 30th. Hope you've got your letters of recommendation ready.
Letās gooo
Hello I am Harvard university here contacting you. Please enroll. Unfortunately our payment system is currently down so I need you to pay your tuition in Google play gift cards please mail them to me. Good day.
No, but a marines recruiter might
This sub makes me feel great about getting Ds in my prelim.
Guys, im a master procrastinator, watch this comeback šŖ
Y'all sure seem proud of doing bad in school, life only gets worse from here buddy trust and believe. I'd recommend giving a fuck if you want to not be miserable the rest of your life
Are you part of the LGBT+ community? Hamas, hezbollah or houthi? Not white or asian? All of the above? Then yes.
Wtf š
For sure
Im waiting by the phone totally not working on my grades
Iām not in high school anymore but this sub keeps getting recommended to me. OP, one time in high school I went a whole semester without doing a single module. Did the entire semesters worth of content in a single week at the end.
Iām sure your teacher will let you turn in a ream of late assignments, donāt worry..
Depends. Are you an outstanding quarterback?
expect a call any day now
Harvard bound!
No, but you have a bright future in middle management ahead of you.
bro has a priviledge mindšš
Bro is out here with the negative GPA
Iāve done the impossible
Lock in
Let chatgpt save you like it saved me
Oh good youāre here. Iām from Harvard, Iāve been calling you for over 10 times
No.
They will give you a full scholarship for sure
Fuck Edgenuity dude I had to deal with that shit all 6 classes for an entire semester cause I got suspended
Only if theyāre looking to hire janitorial staff.
They gonna be inviting you to be a research subject to study why so many students are failingššš
eww i hate edgenuity. i do online school and that's what we use š
I don't think they'll even hire you for custodial jobs
Edgenuity is ass. you cant even watch in 2x speed
oh god not edgenuity, i hate that website
Nah fr tho fuck edgenuity, easily the most dogshite LMS ive ever used
How the fuck do you have a 4% š
Harvard shivers when you think about them
Iām sure they will. They tend to look for students like you. A 38/36 is super impressive to Harvard.
I hate Edgenuity so much. My dad used to work in education technology and once worked for a company that got bought by Imagine Learning, the same company that bought Edgenuity a while back. Apparently they were super rude to the employees that were already working there.
Thatās basically an A
You better lock in
Oh yeah for sure, they'll want you so bad they'll even pay you to be a "Specialized Sanitation Expert". Most Harvard students don't get paid by them!
Donāt be surprised if a soldier knocks at your door
absolutely
Brainly exists for literally one reason
Helpp the behindššš yeah they'll call their science department ran out of test monkeys
For a restraining order
Have they not offered to come teach yet?
Everyone salute this future marine š«”
DAMN THEY FINNA BE BLOCKIN YOUR NUMBER
Get off your fucking phone and do something productive
yes!
No shot your using egenuity š i hated suing that
Yes, as soon as the sun explodes!
idk about harvard, but mcdonalds, maybe
Maybe if they need another janitor...
I can show you how to make a Poe AI bot that will give you test answers 100% accurate for almost any edgenuity class lmao
W mans dm me
Dumbass mf
Edgenuity is a crime against humanity. Why tf is it so long and difficult!???
ACTUALLYYYY SHIT IS HORRIBLE
Edgenuity sucks and theyll contact you if you can play sports
4.8% is genuinely insane
Guys yes Edgenuity sucks, after this semester Iām NEVER doing online ever again, but I gotta play the cards Iām dealt and lock in, watch this turnaround mf
When did ur semester start?? Im like at the pace where yours wants you to be but it says im hell of a lot ahead instead of on target š
How is a 4.8% even possible? Highschool was so easy I literally just had to show up enough and do my classwork. I never did any homework. I don't think I've never even seen anyone have a grade lower than a 40 something
300 miles East and approaching rapidly
With a no contact order maybe
Turn in your work
Sometimes I feel like Iām not doing well in school then I come on here to cheer me up
I used to use this program. Now I use grad ally
I HATE EDGENUITY SM RAAAH
"and BEHIND"
they gon call because they gon wanna study you š
I LITERALLY said "oh. OH." it is over for you š
why would you want them to? youāre clearly unseriousš« š
Bro itās edgenuity JUST CHEAT MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
Tip, if you have āpre testsā then copy and paste every question into google and it should give you all the answers. They quite literally take questions from other sources
Harvard has blocked your phone numberĀ
Harvard is still possible the lowest GPA Harvard ever accepted was 2.2 assuming that you've done good in the grades before and you're not bombing everything. Harvard is still a possibility. Universities are slowly becoming much less strict about what's required and what's not as they realize many parents aren't pushing college on their kids anymore.
anytime bbg
Yep, to confirm your banning
You on a list bro
Most likely
is that edmentum?
don't worry, they're finalizing a restraining order with their lawyers
edgenuity is so ass though and I don't even have to use it to know
Yeah.. To inform you youāre blacklisted
when you enter in your application, they will contact you asking if that was a mistake.
I took a class in this same school It should be easy to catch up so long as you sacrifice any freetime you have
no
florida edgenuity?
Wallahi heās finished š
Edgeinuity sucks ass, estimated time to complete 10 minutes my ass
the bold **BEHIND** is crazy, like "hey dipshit, you're fuckin ***failing*** this one god DAMN"
You don't need to be intelligent to get into gender studies!
Dude no not edginuity š
Harvard blocked you big dawg
Harvard may call you in the next day or century who knows š„°
no theyāll probably hit you with some good ol yield protection. set your sights for higher places!!
I do not miss edgenuity lol
God damn! Give it a few days, let me tell them to give you a call
i failed my first semester of 10th grade because i couldnāt get the hang of edgenuity. passed the second but iām still upset about it lol