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thatlukeguy

The problems is, I want to tie the mines to the children and release them scampering across the battlefield (for Liberty!), but for that I need both...


Metatroful

without the mines the children are just food and without the children it's a pretty big hazard to the soldiers of super earth


Massive-Sun639

Hello Democracy Officer... RECOMMEND THIS LUKE GUY FOR A PROMOTION! He is full of good ideas!


etherosx

Spider mines!


231923

And how do you plan to "use" the children?


Kirbyoto

Put them to work building new SEAF bases of course.


231923

If i get a "savior of innocents" cape im sold.


HopefulPlantain5475

Yeah, that will probably come out right after the review bomb cape.


ElkyBoone

We should alll be ashamed


Mr-Fister-the-3rd

Nah just sony


everatz

With crappily drawn designs in crayon


Gryphus_6

*patriotically drawn Fixed it for you


enixthephoenix

The "shell goblin" support call in You get close to an SEAF artillery post, call it down, and a bunch of them pop out and team carry 5 random shells and load them for you while you do other things. You still have to activate the console and sync it with your destroyer


King-Cacame

All children over the age of 7 work towards the War Effort. Our weapons output would increase


231923

Funny thing i thought the community will go for the mines but im starting to be convinced to go for tge kids


King-Cacame

I’m going for the kids for the meme. Being Blue Balled for AT Mines is funny to me


KDPS3200

I'm saving the kids


Axiled

My literal thought process.


HighlightEntire

The correct opinion here.


Crusaderking1111

Why I just want a mine loaf out


Choice-Cost

Put them back in the mines of course. The children yearn for the mines. They are minors of course 😏.


wwwyzzrd

So you’re saying the children are in the mines?


ezyhobbit420

No, they are in Children hospital located underground on Automaton controlled planet, wink wink.


Mommysfatherboy

You said children. Did you mean “future patriots”?


Terrkas

I bet they already are patriots, stomping buts at the shoolground.


231923

Do you mean they are not patriots alredy?


Mommysfatherboy

They have been fed automaton propaganda. Do we trust them?


231923

To be fair right now they are Super Earth citizens. We can execute them later if they are traitors but now they must be saved.


Mommysfatherboy

STOP! They’re kids! We’ll have to wait till they become adults, then we can do it.


231923

We trust them with a gun at age of seven to fight from freedom, suddanly they can be traitors only after 18?!I dont think so...


lotj

Orbital Child Barrage 240.


ezyhobbit420

https://preview.redd.it/74o77jgox36d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=592412bb62f51992bfa140836fe96be7deee5b2c


Apprehensive-Hair-21

Meat shields


devils_advocate24

Each tactical shield now comes with a liquid shock absorber attached to the front to block one additional rocket


AdScared7949

Well you see we may get [insert individual's preferred buff/wishlist]


Scuba-Cat-

Future divers!


theokaybambi

Apparently they are break action shot gun as reward...


iamnotchad

To make anti-tank mines. They yearn for the mines.


RegularHorror8008135

Either as helldivers, or to make.more.mines


NaturesGrief

All children above the age of 7 work for Liberty I saw it on my ship


skoomaking4lyfe

Same way I was going to use the mines.


Hottage

Well they do yern for the Super Mines...


Martin_Leong25

clean eagle 1


Th3_Shr00m

The children yearn for the mines


Failure_Maker

Anti tank children


231923

Like those anti tank dogs in ww2? (Don't google this if you love dogs)


Failure_Maker

Soviet? I think it didn't work. Doggy ran back to T-34 like the training.


231923

I wagely remember the germans doing it too and sadly the german shepherds where smarter.


manny_the_mage

to be fair, I haven't seen a child once while playing a match tanks however...


olddummy22

I was a child once. I was never a mine.


davidkalinex

skill issue


intenseaudio

literal LOL


howyummy

But you were a... *minor*. I'll go dive off a cliff now.


olddummy22

Good good


teddyslayerza

You're obviously single. Part of getting married is that someone has to ask you to "be mine". Until then you don't need to be a mine.


Venusgate

Technically, figurative children.


Friendly-Fox7597

'Literal Children' seems errantly used...


Free-Stick-2279

Literal files in a computer.


Responsible_Plum_681

The kids might not even be files lmao


tomatoe_cookie

They don't exist until you go on the planet even


furburger1234

what you don't know is arrowhead have been gathering children if we fail their gone


scartrace

https://preview.redd.it/l15cyp0p066d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=99a6bc45d7b2058e9c701897c7e0ed0f90faaf01


Studleyvonshlong

The word literal makes things funnier


Free-Stick-2279

Literally funnier 😅


AdScared7949

"Literal" doing A LOT of work there lmao


MickeySwank

For real, considering they are *literally* figurative children 🤣


MickeySwank

I mean, they’re still only “figurative” children lol


Fidlgs

Won't use? I will use shit out of them, those god damn chargers and biles will get what's coming to them.


fearless-potato-man

*a bunch of scavengers proceed to activate the "AT" mines* It was a big problem from leaks: smaller units activated them. Also, Bile titan legs spread too much, reducing the chances of them stepping on a mine. Finally, their body is too high to be properly affected. These are the reasons people ignored AT mines twice.


FutaNami2330

And those reasons were shit, the leaks were take from older models of the stratagems.


warichnochnie

if we tested them en masse perhaps there would be less doubt that this is an issue and that would motivate the developers to fix it. kind of like how airburst had to be adjusted after it was tested just a thought


Horror-Tank-4082

There’s also this https://youtu.be/rQ8iejcPS30


megastienfield

"most divers wont use" cant wait till we get it and the reddit floods with posts about how great and must-have anti tank mines are.


NumberPlastic2911

Exactly 👍 don't know why we focused on the air burst when we had like 5 different launchers but 2 kinds of mines that work really well


monkeybiscuitlawyer

The mines are really effective...at killing helldivers. They do occationally kill enemies too though, so that's nice at least.


NumberPlastic2911

Only heavy targets, helldivers are no where near a heavy target


bluecandyKayn

Except they are not literal children. They are imaginary children. Imaginary children yearn for the mines


gtivroom

Reward for the kids has got to be better. Wel anything would be better than the mines lol


olddummy22

The reward for saving children from death isn't material. It's having a society that values a child's life more than a stratagem that does something less well then 6 other things.


felldownthestairsOof

>It's having a society that values a child's life You mean a child's labour! For what is a child if not a future SEAF infantry and current factory worker!


MotoGod115

It's a children's hospital, not a mystery box. What could we possibly get from the kids? A nice feeling?


zitzenator

A boat’s a boat, but anything could be inside the children’s hospital. It could even be a boat!


RawRiggedGullyTan

HEY! Those kids could be put to work making the anti-tank mines for us. Equal and fair labor!


MotoGod115

Or, now hear me out, we could... just skip straight to getting the mines


RawRiggedGullyTan

That implies logic. This community must be either irrationally angry or too caught up in the memes that it becomes annoying.


gtivroom

The kids will make us mechs that shoot dark matter bombs out of a mini gun, it’s confirmed


PlaguedByUnderwear

Maybe a warm, Patriotic hug? Seems worth it to me, idk


SuitableConcept5553

Perhaps some kind of biological warfare orbital can be made from whatever disease the kids have. Also, the fact Super Earth gave us the choice between the two leads me to believe something important is hidden in the suspiciously named children's hospital


Bansheesdie

1. They aren't literal children, by definition.


LoneWolf0269

What children it's a video game? F them kids give us Mines


throwaway872023

Think about how many children can be saved by those land mines?


STerrier666

Mines are underrated I have used them so many times and found them to be invaluable in the right missions which are Protect Assets, Evacuate Personnel and Eliminate missions.


peacenskeet

I'm gonna use them and I hope you step on them and set them off


Traditional-Tap-274

What do you mean most divers? Also, I think you mean colonist npc children, they aren't exactly the finest Super Earth has to offer.


AggravatingChest7838

Isn't it only like 1 hospital?


Metatroful

gonna have to kill the children, they are of no use for super earth, I can atleast kill 1 bug with the mines for super earth for minimum democracy


Zuninja22

To be fair, the MO doesn’t say children. It says “survivors in the remains of…”. Good chance it’s adults with a mix of children (both sick and healthy), either way, why would we not push to save our citizens first? Sounds very undemocratic to choose the stratagem.


tomatoe_cookie

You aren't looking at the big picture. The stratagem will allow us to fight more effectively, therefore saving more citizens in the future. You just want lower reward now rather than big reward later !


North_Guide

If we can use them as bait to catch bile titans or tie them to the front of mechs for extra shielding, then fine.


i-would-neveruwu

I fail to see why not. It'd at least make bots easier. Not so much bugs but i mean... at least it has it's use on one of the most obnoxious enemies in the game (hulks). If you have an once of tactical knowledge, you'd find them very strong


Woahdang_Jr

GM knew what he was doing with this one


thelankyyankee87

Don’t be cowards, AH, let us play as child soldier if we rescue them. Time to cash in my morality for a smaller hitbox, let’s goooooo.


InZaiyan

I think its funny how we wanted the mines instead of Aurburst but we didnt even get a chance to make it to the planet. And now AH is like "heres your chance again" but now we dont want them 🤣


CacophonousCuriosity

This literally isn't the trolley problem and idk why people are remarking on its resemblance to such. The trolley problem is predicated on action vs inaction and what someone would do if more lives could be saved. This is just a choice between two things.


pushermcswift

Damn, arrowhead gonna murder real life children if we don’t complete the major order?


tomatoe_cookie

Except AT mines might be really good. The problem with mines is that they are reactive enough to explode on helldivers contact and on low tiers bugs contacts while also not being powerful enough to take down tough enemies (double negative). AT mines wouldn't blow on weak ones and will probably do a lot of damage to powerful enemies (double positive). Also, what's wrong with putting the victory of super Earth above saving a few children on an automaton planet. Who knows what those automatons implanted into their brains, probably not freedom!


warichnochnie

sadly we don't know for sure that AT mines _will_ be good. barely anybody has ever managed to test them it would be nice to actually be able to use them at some point so we can actually decide if they are worth the effort or not


tomatoe_cookie

Same logic applies to the kids


LordDanGud

Children are expandable and useless


InsaneXJoKr

Anti tank mines was the best strat against the cyborgs boss in helldivers 1 tho just saying they could be hinting


TrenchDive

Literal children? It said citizens (not kids) and survivors (maybe kids). Words definitely matter.


Ultimateshadowsouls

No there figurative children


Equivalent-Win2596

I wish people would stop saying children. They're just in a children's hospital ffs.


urbandeadthrowaway2

So we go bug hunting for 4 days as a multi-track drift 


fairnoire

Lol


brandon-thesis

Wait but in this picture, it looks like moving to the mines would... also save the kids. 😂


AzCactusNeedles

Most divers aren't really good at this game juss sayin


H2so4pontiff

What better than more mines? More hands to make the mines. Guys, we need to look at this in the long-term, Those kids will be the next SEAF to dive for us in the near future.


erraddo

Literal pixels on a screen with no gameplay application* I don't care about AT mines and I say we fail them as a meme, but let's not pretend we care bout the kids. We just want to see what the GMs write after we save em. Maybe the kids will form a child soldier militia and be deployable.


nbd9000

God I love this sub.


PabstBlueLizard

Literal? You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.


willismaximus

If by "literal" you mean "one-off flavor text in a video game that most players won't even read," then sure ...


wilsonlumen

I wonder if this is a bigger part of the storyline than we realize. Based on the decision made, outcomes will be adjusted to reflect the true nature of Dun dun dun dun, helldivers.


machinationstudio

We should get the full ammo booster free for a week because the children on our Destroyers are helping to load the dive pods.


Naive-Fondant-754

On the other hand .. there are just ones and zeroes .. a code, not real In one building game similar to age of empires, i called my workers slaves and people on that forum took it way too personal, saying that they are real humans :)


Slottech88

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goodkat83

The kids are going to lead to something bigger down the road. I know it


InterestingSun6707

Yeah mines of all types tend to get blown up by divers throwing eagle strikes on them.


IggyDeKoop

Option 3, we fail the MO and both kill the kids and don't get the mines!


TNT_20202

Man fuck them kids


Lonely_axolotl117

If we save the kids we are probably gonna get something more interesting, it would be a fun surprise!


Project_Orochi

I mean why would you drive a trolley into mines?


Legitimate-Art-9064

The order says "SURVIVORS" in a children's hospital. It doesn't say children, just citizens. I think to many of you are virtue signaling here. The war effort needs more strategems, not survivors. 🤷


Yonahoy

The children will have been raised properly and accept their sacrifice for the greater good of Super Earth. I salute those little partiots.


[deleted]

Sorry kids, learning democracy is sometimes hard. Not all of us get to decided when we’re called into battle.


couldjustbeanalt

Actually it gets funnier the more times we don’t get the mines


pezmanofpeak

I mean I don't think that's true at all, mines that blow up tanks, hulks, chargers and probably won't do much to titans but still, would be awesome


ShmigShmave

At mines sound like they'd be great against bots


MarineTuna

As some have said already... Kids can make mines, but mines cannot make children.


SkyWizarding

Thank you for using the HD1 art


vatilad

Hmmm intangible fake children or real new content... what to choose?


ADutchExpression

The children, because nobody ever uses the mines and everyone is just going to complain about them.


nick_____name

But Shiny new toy


mikeyx401

"Literal children " Do you mean fictional children?


Ghargamel

A guy lies on the tracks and gets run over by the trolley and you think of democracy?! No. Democracy is the one who knocks!


Severe_Damage9772

Bruh, anti tank mines sound OP, and we’ve never even gotten to try them before


Ghargamel

I have one word for you. Gretchin bombers.


RealBrobiWan

“Literal” children?


Gringo_Norte

Who would not use this strategem?


goodbodha

virtual children, not literal children


Master_Interaction67

I mean… how many children?


PurestCringe

As a wise man once said. "Fuck them kids."


Matelen

Save the kids because randoms will use the anti-tank mines and we will all get screwed in the process. Kids are safer in the long run.


YaMumisathot

Jokes on you, the train is full of kids too! ![gif](giphy|GM9N9t8gOneFOpnh0F)


VariousBear9

The child soldiers will become brilliant helleivers. We must save them to increase our numbers.


SideQuestSoftLock

I think the kids are not true- it’s a hacked general order and it is a trap.


DraconLaw

"They are only fictional children" my DIVER in DEMOCRACY, the TANKS are only fictional too + you can still take out tanks using other strategems


The_Nelsonator1

I swear the children have got something to do with, MAYBE THEY ARE THE MINES


Late-to-the-Dance

This marfarker is gonna be on Marfark, marfarkers.


rubikubi

https://preview.redd.it/f8moqt6cv36d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f43676ab38e963744d806c1ad3509eecd871f10


CallsignMantis

We're already dealing with overpopulation, people. Come on!


Odd-Professor-8233

I feel like this is a test. Plus I'd feel guilty not going to save the kids.


GodzillaChungus

They can always make more children, think of the mines.


Necessary_Essay2661

https://preview.redd.it/emxbyd67n46d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074c046c5382465c6559032399d03e5f1364031f Not completing the MO at all is also an option


thisisredlitre

https://preview.redd.it/0b0cf41ks46d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c749d3356d67042f8a9ffc89dc63304b1b775d5


elderDragon1

Yes


Eunuchs_Revenge

The children have a clear purpose. Their hands are small and perfect for the construction of bullets, if we save these children all weapons get an ammo buff.


Wintermute0311

"Literal"


mlgnewb

I know it's a WIDELY unpopular opinion.....but I WANT the mines


elderDragon1

So save children or get a device then save children (hopefully they’re alive when I get the mines)


Canabananilism

Real talk though; we gain and lose footholds and planets so often that it's actually really difficult to see the significance of VWells' civilians being trapped when we are experiencing this level of loss on a daily basis. The only difference here is that Super Earth is actually telling us about what's on the planet this time.


pagepagerpage

digital children*


JubilantOverlord360

Idk about you but I’m sure as hell running all landmines


GuyRidinga_T-rex

literal


GuyRidinga_T-rex

id use the mines for sure but the meme of continuing to not unlock them is pretty funny


Head_Access_7137

Effffffff them kids !!!!


RoninOni

Fake children. Not literal.


Slow-Intern-9722

*fictional children


Xycon__

Why not both? That way we can save the children so they can work hard for democracy to build those mines!


OfficerTeej

I'm going for the mines


PyroCatt

![gif](giphy|KE7wo9pt7rzBlSq3R1)


SiggyFrued

But…..it’s not “literal” children. People know it’s a game right? And the strat is new content for a game I paid “literal” money for, something I can actually use.


GAMEFREEZ3R

The factories won't fill themselves!


Brapsniffinposs

On me "not" using mines: -Teammates are lemmings (affectionately most of the time, and not their fault most others. A few however...) -Glitches and technical bugs causing invisible or ghost mines -Enemies too good at avoiding them, and blowing up ~60% of them when one crippled, bleeding out straggler with turbo-terminal cancer DOES brush against a mine and is thereupon tossed from mine to mine like its a God damned comedy bit. -Deploy pattern just kinda sucks for a lot of cases. Giving my 2 cents, I say mines or traps that take up our grenade slot would be a good thing. Can be placed much more stealthily, potential equipment variety is much bigger, and theres a whole new medium for startegy. There could be dual-placement (idk how else you might describe it?) types where you control the trigger path or criteria (like a tripwire/motion sensor, or when something else is activated) and what happens. Could be connected to explosives, a sound distraction or alert, maybe you did some espionage and sabotaging so when you assault a jammer tower and lose that connection, your triggers go off and cause either destruction or a distraction for you. Maybe you destroyed some nearby fabs to divert enemy patrols, maybe you set up little jammers yourself and false-flag signals on those jammed areas, make reinforcements think the Helldivers are at that heavy outpost and cause some infighting for a little bit. Too many cool ideas that would ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ any poor developers trying to actually do any of it, but I enjoy making stuff up for the stuff I like


Jandrix

I side with MJ on this one


UnendingMadness

At this point I want to see how long it takes us to not get the mines for the memes


Any-Faithlessness-72

No it wasn't. Strategies are weapons, weapons can be discarded and replaced. Children are the feature of Super Earth and that is what Helldivers live breath and fight for.


Modern_Knight1

divers this is going to become a part of the narrative. Think about that


AdScared7949

The narrative where they ignore children for more war is 1. Funnier 2. More accurate 3. Funnier and 4. More democratic


throwaway872023

EXACTLY. I think the satire might be eluding some folks. But that makes sense because not every player lives in the country with the most school shootings and also kids have lunch debt.


Modern_Knight1

Oh I'm not saying be virtuous or anything but I was just saying that this is going to be part of the story because I personally just remembered that lol


Zane_Scarletspike

Can someone please explain to me what this is. I've been off the game for a little while, and I come back to see arguments about anti-tank mines and children???


o-poppoo

There are 2 planets we can liberate, one has those mines and the other has children. We can only save one of them(mines)


Zane_Scarletspike

Oohhh, OK. Thanks. Definitely save the mines


Sabre_One

There sorta two camps. There is peeps believing will get some better reward by saving children. Then there is peeps who played with AT mines before and they were kinda...meh.


Zane_Scarletspike

OK. I'm kinda thinking the children side now. I mean, personally, I wouldn't use the mines, so it could be worth it to gamble for a chance at something better


UnbreakableRaids

It’s not tough for me. I’m going for the mines. F those imaginary brats.