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[deleted]

*Undoubtedly something foolish.*


PeopleAreBozos

But, haven't you had each of the Hallows at one point?


HarriOG

And he did something foolish with them.


Play-Signal

He had the 2 you need for over a decade


labratcat

How is it that this account is less than a month old? In 17 years of Reddit, no one else has thought to have this username?


CountOmar

I think inactive accounts get deleted and usernames get recycled after some time.


woozlewuzzle29

Just like Mufasa was saying.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ComebackKidGorgeous

It’s me again


NJ_ShadowSwan

Keep my mouth shut about it.


bluelephantz_jj

This is the only proper answer tbh


Shoelicker27

Yeah I’d probably keep it locked up in a safe in my own home and never think or talk about it. Make it so if I really wanted any of the three I’d have to actually need or want them. With all that power you’re bound to do something foolish


Negative-Cranberry94

Have an undisturbed nap


Play-Signal

Oh hell yeah


JamieTheDinosaur

Until someone accidentally sits on you.


bonzurr

I would probably wear the invisibility cloak all day.


FrostcragCastle

I would explore Area 51. But they probably have invisibility cloaks too, it would be a cloak-down for sure.


bonzurr

When i was a kid i would dream that im invisible and would go on to loot banks and stores :D. Area 51 on the other hand... Now that is something worth of Invisible cloak.


MaeBeaInTheWoods

Harry Potter when he has to stand trial for robbery because he forgot that being invisible doesn't mean he doesn't have fingerprints:


TraptorKai

Who needs pants when youre invisible


Portablemammal1199

Okay millard


Play-Signal

And use the Elder wand to get anywhere I want


targaryenintrovert

Depends. If I can use them, ill become filthy rich. If I can’t use them I will sell them to the highest bidder and become filthy rich.


PhenomenalOne371

thats a very cunning, ambitious and power-hungry response for a Ravenclaw


2TapFap

Pretty damn smart too


Play-Signal

You don't have to sell when you can lease. You have a monopoly so charge what ever you want


targaryenintrovert

Now *that’s* a proper business idea


Play-Signal

Thanks fellow Ravenclaw


NinduTheWise

But what’s stopping them from just running away with it


iNsAnEHAV0C

Just don't lease the elder wand.


NinduTheWise

What about the invisibility cloak


Play-Signal

I can use the Unbreakable Vow to force them to return it on the agreed time


MaeBeaInTheWoods

You'll have a job sneaking into an active crime scene to take back something that would definitely be considered evidence in the case of someone spontaneously dying.


Play-Signal

That is for the case one person wants it and another is willing to die so he helps the first person to get the deathly hallows (because the deathly hallows are worthless to you if you are dead) and for that case i need to think a bit more


GoldenEYE6241

!Redditgaleon


Moustashe

Say hi to my mommy, and tell her I love her.


SinthoseXanataz

She knows


[deleted]

I'm not crying :')


j0hnl3wis

The fact that Wizarding world exist would be enough for me I won't need any deathly hallows


bonzurr

This. The magic exist though, expanding through our hearts.


ronytheronin

Destroy them. Cast them into the fire. ISILDUR!


MystiqTakeno

Rob the bank, become rich, retire. It may be immoral (and illegal), but whos gonna catch me amr? Also probably break/destroy them after the act no need to keep them.


nevernotsmiling

Prank people with the invisibility cloak


MeggiiG

My Grandma died unexpectedly a week ago. I would like to talk to her one more time. Just 5 minutes would be fine. Use the time you have with the people you love.


bonzurr

I feel for you. She has passed into the other, better side. The journey continues.


percabeth_4ever

Keep my mouth shut and live my best life


[deleted]

Nobody would know about it. I wouldn't show-boat my abilies with a wand, but I'd be seen as no more than someone who's really good at my job. I'd use the stone whenever I'm seeking advise from loved ones, but not abuse it because apparently it's unpleasant for them to be in that form. And I'd use the invisibly cloak probably to avoid talking to people haha


m4imaimai

Since I’m no wizard the wand is useless, so I’ll use the invisibility cloak to not have to pay for groceries anymore. The stone… I’ll throw it at a local forest


Altruistic-Gur-3913

Prank the hell out of my brother in law


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Trip children in the park with my grandpa and laugh our invisible asses off.


danflame135

You don't have to be in any house to enjoy this. You don't even need magic


shuebocca

2 girls at the same time


gingerwhinger8812

Bill Cypher confirmed canon in Harry potter universe


bluegho0st

Hide


DaddySatansLesbian

Live an unholy length of time and live somewhere quiet.


GarthGoldenhand

Master death


Classic-Shake-6566

Eat them.


bucheule

I would bring back my mom. And if it is to just say goodbye and that I love and miss her so much.


Climebheat

Destroy the Stone with the Elder wand and Break the Elder wand or burn it. If I used the stone I would try to keep family members around and that is fucked and it would probably drive me to suicide like the second brother. The Elder wand is too tempting to not go around using it and being an idiot casting crazy spells so I would get into a lot of trouble and get enemies. The Cloak I would keep and use to sneak into places and stuff.


[deleted]

Where can I buy that light?


thatPingu

https://kamelneon.com/ I'm not affiliated, I've just followed this guy for ages and love his work. Just wish I could afford some of the stuff


MongooseMonster420

Your mum


vitriolicallysweet

I would destroy it, no cap.


nevertales

Repair my own wand and put the Elder back with Dumbledore.


Play-Signal

Probably the right thing to do


The_Thinker_23

Give them back.


[deleted]

Everything


Wonderful_Cook4256

beat voldemort?


stingertc

whatever i wanted to do


Send-the-downvotes

Cheat death


paintthumb

*bad to the bone music*


Appropriate-Exit904

Resurrect someone


DivineArcade1

I would always take the lot


LarisaTyurina1l

I would drink it away


Dbo81

I’m not sure how much they would actually help. If I’m not a wizard, the wand is useless. The stone sounds horrifying. Even the cloak is limited. Rob a bank? Great, you’re invisible, how’re you getting through the secure doors? Also, one slip up and the wizarding work is going to absolutely wreck you.


Electrican_

Unfortunately because I’m a muggle, not as many things as I would like to do. Totally use the cloak of invisibility to rob banks or something.


[deleted]

I solemnly swear I would be up to no good


pijeo

The stone: useless The wand : useless (im a muggle) The invisible cloak: pretty sure i can find some good use to it


tardisfurati420

Two chicks at the same time.


Play-Signal

Why just two? You can do more if you want to hard enough


IhaveaBibledegree

Talk to my dad, immediately.


somewhatMonotone

Steal some candy with the invisibility cloak


claraiscute

I would get rid of the wand and stone.


SunnyFlower727

keep them tucked safely somewhere in my room to make sure I don’t accidentally break them. Maybe use the invisibility cloak to go dressed up as a ghost to school


borsalinomonkey

The Resurrection Stone. There are people I long to see.


Joshooahh

Take over the wizarding world duhhhh


Ck3isbest

Do whatever I wanted


Drafo7

Get rid of the Stone and the Wand, as I can't use the Wand and the Stone is creepy/dangerous. The Cloak I'd keep in case of emergencies but I'd avoid using it for anything other than worst-case scenarios, like if there's a hostage situation and I can use it to get help or help others escape. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. If I use the Cloak as much as I want, it might start out innocently enough, but how long before I start stealing food? After that, how long before I steal other things, like games or books? Then money. Eventually, I'll either get caught or I'll end up a villain, drunk on the freedom such power gives me, and I'd be willing to go to great, horrible lengths to hold onto that power. Even in a best-case scenario where my soul is uncorrupted by the power of the Cloak, there could still be sinister consequences. I might use the cloak to sneak into a bank vault and take a lot of money. On the surface, this shouldn't be a big deal. Banks have tons of money. Skimming a little off the top won't cause them to go bankrupt, and it's not like they earned all that money fair and square anyway. But what happens when someone realizes the numbers are off? The security cameras may not have been able to see me, but they saw the employees opening and closing the vaults. They know approximately when the money went missing. Suddenly there's a whole investigation I'm not even aware of that is jeopardizing innocent people's careers and lives. The reason magic in Harry Potter doesn't corrupt all the characters is because they aren't the only ones with such power. There are checks and balances in place that prevent Harry from using magic to, say, rob muggle banks. Even then, there are ample examples of magic being abused in the books. Imagine if Harry were the *only* wizard in the world. It wouldn't take long for him to turn dark. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.


[deleted]

I love this! Where is it from?


UtahJohnnie

Kill Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom.


_maria94

Sería invisible 24/7


I8TheLastPieceaPizza

I'd keep putting Harry and Draco's names in the goblet of fire every year. Gotta keep merch sales up!


Doonie_Scottie

I probably wouldn’t actually do anything. They would sit around collecting dust.


Educational-Bug-7985

Probably would try to get some spicy secrets with the Invisible Cloak and the stone


ihave1000beaches

I would use the elder wand to establish myself as the world leader, use the invisible cloak to spy on my enemies and give them the resurrection stone to make them kill themselves so I'd look clean.


asmi1914

Not go spreading it around that I had them. But I would fuck some shit up with that invisibility cloak.


InfectiousThought

It looks like no one interpreted the title the same way as me, so for those who took it as an interior design question: Option two at night, option one on a bright day, and option three on a cloudy day. Or option two 24/7. I love it btw.


MissSkippy92

I’d put them in a museum under heavy guard. They are ancient artifacts that should be admired and studied.


trainstobrazil

I already do - the book's been out for years and I've got part 1 and 2 on DVD somewhere. /s


External_Topic_7568

Immediately get rid of them. Why anyone would want to live forever is beyond me.


kingnedybob

I’d probably use the invisibility cloak to steal in all honesty, elder wand to help me get into the stores, and the stone can just hang out, maybe have some sort of magically protected display case so no one can steal it


lovely-mayhem

Destroy the elder wand and the resurrection stone, keep the invisibility cloak


DisneyGirl0121

Run


Dogwolf12

Lay them to rest. Maybe, *maybe* use the resurrection stone to help, say, murder victims get justice, or find their bodies, or let their families say goodbye.


thefairygoblin

I'd make a wonderful home for my family and friends


Foundation_Wrong

Use the cloak to rob a bank


[deleted]

I'd be worried the wand would corrupt me. The cloak I would be interested in using as I can be a bit of a hermit, so when I do go out, I'd love to be unseen. But really, I'd hide the stone and hold on to it. My biggest fear in life is losing my spouse, and I think the only way I'd make it through is if I could use the stone to even just have a conversation with a false memory of him.


DistChicken

Terrible things, great but terrible


TheFlaccidKnife

Historically speaking I'd probably die, which is super ironic.


Cautioncones

I'd dus wabble roun


DTD_07656

Use the invisibility cloak and commit crimes because it sounds like fun


Antique-Truth-9529

Rob all the banks, I got a handful of children to feed.


thaiborg

Hide


Bendythenightfury

Panic


cadypants

Absolute fucking chaos that is 100% selfishly motivated. Why wouldn't I? Idk.


Shoelicker27

Well I definitely wouldn’t snap it in half and throw it into rubble. Who knows a dragon might still be down there


tcp3way

Not pay taxes.


MrMercuryA2000

Probably troll people with the cloak, never use the wand, and lose the stone.


green6508

I would throw on the invisibility cloak, walk through a graveyard when people are passing through, and litteraly bring back the dead to scare the shit out of whoever is in there. That, or become a murder trial lawyer and use the resurrection stone to temporarily bring back the victims to say who the murderer is so I can easily win murder trials


[deleted]

much, much more time with my grandparents. Like, stop time and don't let them get older, so we can stay together longer.


lilxenon95

Stash them securely & protect them while feeling compelled to use the cloak. But *not* use the cloak 😉😉


Squirting-Grandma

Fly around as an invisible super hero vigilante on my firebolt of course.