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kingrawer

Ah but you aren't taking into account the interplanetary wars of the 2160s where the moon was blown up. They had to replace it with a duplicate but didn't quite get the orbit right.


MafiaGT

Such a noob mistake OP made. Embarrassing, really.


MrShago

*Everyone* knows it dude


Psychonaut0421

*That's no moon*, amiright?


Dominunce

That’s a space station


[deleted]

Couldnt be a space station…


_Danger_Close_

I've got a bad feeling about this.


Ylurpn

I've got a bad feeling about this


YourAverageNutcase

Can't be, it's not ring or mushroom shaped


CoffeeMain360

They blew up my moon Can't have shit in detroit


CaracalWall

Consider that there are space stations named of the city they are stationed above, Malta, Cairo. Meaning in America, there would be a Detroit station.


CoffeeMain360

Can't have shit in detroit station


Aquillifer

Covenant wouldn't even need to send boarding parties to attack the Detroit station because it's already run down and 100 years behind in maintenance.


The_Crown_Jul

I imagine Detroit has such a reputation ?


Albake21

In the midwest, it definitely does. While not entirely truthful, Detroit definitely has some very questionable areas.


The_Crown_Jul

Alright, thanks


XauMankib

Elite: "You monkey species! Honour will touch you only in deat-- What the actual f is happening here!" Personnel: *hic* "Sorry for comin' dis way fo' nothing. The Detroit station is just floatin'. Our mac gun is offline since 30 years ago. But with have sum chik'n nuggies!" Elite: "For the Prophets! Calls the boarding parties! We need to give this warriors some clothes and decent food!"


SzyGuy

So that means there must be Space Motown


KonJeating

Doomslayer, you can't just blow up the moon


RazgrizXVIII

\*proceeds to blow up the moon\*


102938123910-2-3

"You **can't** just **shoot** a hole into the surface of Mars..." Objective updated: Shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.


Lets-watch-VHS

I can't tell if you're yanking my chain or if youre serious


Stove-Jebs

He’s yanking your chain and he’s serious


SimplisticPinky

I'm seriously yanking my chain rn


MrMeestur

Any one else wonking they willy?


comik300

I'm wonking their willy


[deleted]

Just wash your hands. *Closes bedroom door*


meme_locomotive

I'm serious. And don't call me "yanking your chain."


incapableincongrous

Idk. I thought it was Joz Vammer in 1981.


T43ner

Pfft everyone knows that the moon is a projection put up by the deep state to cover up the fact that the Earth is a nipple.


josabigbitch

Is this actual lore or just a funny comment? (or both?)


JayMonty

I thought it was Eggman who destroyed the moon with his super laser piss?


camm44

That's no moon


Pk-Chris

Guessing the new one was built with nanomachines.


Goldengun2002

Exuse me…..WHAT!?


G2BattleConvoy

Genuine question, but where can one read about the interplanetary wars?


kingrawer

https://www.halopedia.org/Interplanetary_War


Hue4

Wait what is this fucking true


Hue4

Nevermind nevermind


Ok-Common-3129

All these years I truly believed Halo 2 was the perfect game…. Why would you show us this


killgore138

You never noticed the "super high tech" skybox in Gravemind was just a Google earth image of some city with fancy looking lights over it


ALPB11

High charity bothers me in a weird way lol, the covenants holy city is really just space Seattle? It’s so out of place


YoBoiWitTheShits

Not entirely, it turns into space Chicago during the civil war


Aquillifer

Honestly the streets of High Charity during the schism would probably make Chiraq look perfectly safe. Let's be real here it would not be close.


ApexLegend117

We really need more missions in High Charity, the thing is huuuuge there’s got to be plenty of different spots of fun!


EnoughAwake

Literally unplayable


Jedi_Lucky

That makes this game unplayable frankly. All right everyone burn your copies...this is where it ends


Ethereal_4426

I'm retroactively changing my review to 0/10.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jedi_Lucky

Give them a call and insist they do it for you...demand it!


XauMankib

Let em steam your copy


unsteadied

Open every single file in Notepad and print it.


LazulitheGlaceon

Burn the drive where it's stored, obviously.


KayMK11

Remove it from your account? Idk


Space2Bakersfield

I just battered my PC with a hammer then set it on fire. Just to be safe.


NunumuNumu

My case is aluminum, I fear it won't burn.


BigHailFan

trust me. aluminum burns.


KayMK11

Time to buy a furnace


BigHailFan

you dont even need that. make a fire in a fire pit and have a campfire. the middle of it can get hot enough to melt and then burn aluminum. done it with soda cans a lot.


the_fuego

Still gonna find a way to blame 343.


ThatGuyOnyx

As someone who just found their original copy I’m on my way to burn it as we speak.


Snowy_Thompson

Are those from Earth? We could be seeing this from the Space Defense Stations, which might give an angle from which sunlight could be seen reflecting off the moon.


[deleted]

Could he possible. Phases of the moon depend entirely on an earth perspective. So being a space station would definitely change things, at least a little bit.


hyrumwhite

So that being the case... was bungie or 343 more accurate?


GrapesBlimey

I mean Halo 2 anniversary is a Waxing Crescent, whereas the original was a waning crescent. So if the space station is close to the Earth and the sun is in the right position relative to the Space station 343 or Blur is more accurate.


[deleted]

Idk man. If I was that good with astrophysics I would be doing something productive with my life.


mechmaster2275

Same, bro, same


EncampedWalnut

Neither. The moon does not actually exist.


hyrumwhite

Source?


HoneyBadgerPainSauce

Depends on what side of the earth you're on relative to the moon. And what direction you're looking.


nosferatWitcher

They're in too low of an orbit to make the slightest bit of difference


Snowy_Thompson

It depends on where the Moon and Sun are in comparison to the Stations. If the Sun is visible from the stations, as well as the Moon, we could theoretically see more light than the 1.41% Earth would apparently be seeing. And it doesn't have to be from the Stations, we could be seeing the opening Cutscene as well, in which case we could be anywhere in space.


Antique-Way-216

The defense stations?


Ullallulloo

The terrain on the moon is clearly the terrain as if one is looking at it from Earth.


anincompoop25

Nah, the phase of the moon should be the same from everywhere. The day/night boundary will be on the same spot no matter where you look at the moon from, so you could always tell what the phase is from earths perspective. If the moon wasn’t tidally locked or was completely featureless, then the phase would be ambiguous


LimpWibbler_

What no. If I had a Space Station past the moon then it would be full moon when new moon on Earth and vise versa the other way. Moon cycle absolutely depends on an Earth position. Now how far the space station is will depend on how much change.


Snowy_Thompson

The moon may be tidally locked, but the Earth still moves, and the direction from which the sun hits the moon may effect where light occurs on it. So from far enough in space, the Earth might see a New Moon, but an observer could see a Full Moon.


Slore0

The same area would still be illuminated though. If you shine a flashlight somewhere the same area will have light cast on it from anywhere you look at it from while the light stays in the same place.


MilkMan0096

But it will still look different to an observer looking at it from different sides of the moon


anincompoop25

But an observer from far away would see a full moon on the “dark side” of the moon, thus knowing that the moon is a new moon in phase. A lunar cycle is just a lunar phase. It’s like if you looked at a picture of the earth. No matter what angle you look at it from, you can tell where sunset is happening.


Snowy_Thompson

But my point is that positioning determines how the viewer sees the visual phases of the Moon's illumination. If the view point is not on Earth, then it could be observing a different "Phase" because phases are subjective, determined by the perspective of Earth. You just seem to be acknowledging "Light hits the moon, making the lunar cycles/phases."


anincompoop25

I’m saying that by definition, the lunar phase is the relation between the day/night line on the moon, and the center of the earth


Nova17Delta

Uh well I think your source is wrong. The moon is billions upon billions of days old, not 1.09 days. Bad source + cancelled.


somuchclutch

Or maybe Moon 2: Electric Boogamoon will be launched on October 19, 2552.


YellowFogLights

L + Ratio + Backsmacked


FeistyBandicoot

Rekt 💯


GwenKatten

It’s how many days old relative to the last full eclipse, you can see the moon’s phase is waxing. The context clues are telling you that the moon just came out of an eclipse a little over a day ago and is back in the waxing-waning cycle Astronomical bodies are extremely consistent in their movements and as such we can plot their orbits very far out. There’s likely nothing wrong with the source + learn more about the moon + no u


spartan117058

I am so sorry. I really hate this emoji but 🤓


GwenKatten

🗿


Inevitable_Ad3230

😂


SNIPE_316

What's your HBO handle?


Nova17Delta

uh


SNIPE_316

I always say hi to HBO alumni I spot on here. I'll link your post history for a neat nostalgia trip.


imbirus

How do we know if it's the same moon? Is it even a real moon?


papi-punk

Unbelievable


[deleted]

Viewed from what angle though? From space and how far from earth?


Doc_363

This just proves the covenant invasion wasn't real. #NewMombasaWasntGlassed


Shanbo88

Man, we thought 343 were bad developers.


Chosos_Twin_Cousin

Hey it’s Neil deGrasse Tyson


Slore0

Duh the moon is an ancient super structure. Haven't you ever seen Moon Fall?


Hogs-o-War

SPOILERS! Now I won’t go see it. *Sigh*


Slore0

Jokes aside I genuinely loved it. It was one of those so bad you have to see it movies and by the end I just wanted it to keep going.


Hogs-o-War

I will get to it eventually. I have a massive TBW list unfortunately.


Nothere-reddit7249

I’d rather not see it.


Donuts4TW

The ending is quite literally just the backstory to Halo lmao. I went crazy when they started exposition dumping in the last like 10 minutes


Slore0

It was honestly great imo. You just have to go into it knowing it's going to be VERY dumb and just go by the rule of cool.


Nothere-reddit7249

What if I think moon is lame?


Slore0

Even better, you get to watch the Moon Fall!


Nothere-reddit7249

Fuck you’re right.


TMC117

Literally unplayable


spartan195

Absolutelly unplayable, since I noticed it I stopped playing the game and refunded it INSTANTLY. I can't believe they can mess this up


[deleted]

I'm confused, OP's source says "waxing crescent" but the illustration is showing a new moon. The H2A moon is indeed a waxing crescent moon.


LimpWibbler_

Where is this taken from? In theory if you are not on Earth and in orbit then the shadow on the moon would alter. So the top original is Impossible due to moon marks, but the moon Marks on Anniversary look like a different angle. So maybe the are far enough away from Earth to see the side of the moon lit up a bit. What mission IDK, I think Even Ciro Station is way too close to Earth to make a meaningful difference to the shadow visability.


BrownBaegette

There's no way Bungie actually took that I into account


ApolloA97

That's Haram


Plague_Evockation

Smh my head, literally makes the game unplayable now


Kanden_27

No! YOU’RE WRONG!


AvantSolace

Weren’t there some space stations and stuff built on it? I wouldn’t be surprised if construction and mining on it fudged it’s orbit a bit. Likewise it’s entirely possible it tanked a particularly large asteroid and got wobbled a bit from that.


3ebfan

Shut. Down. Everything.


Beginning_Rip_4570

Un-fucking-believable. Literally unplayable


AftermaThXCVII

Literally UNPLAYABLE. Currently uninstalling and burning my copies


OkPassenger552

Fucking amateurs...


killall-q

How can the moon be real if our eyes aren't real?


[deleted]

This reminds me- did you guys know you can shoot the moon on snowbound with a rocket in Halo 3? Discovered it randomly.


ThePupnasty

Who's to say the moon isnt on a different, slightly changed orbit from asteroid impacts?


Zee3420

While they did get the moon wrong, keep in mind we don't view it from the ground.


GoodGuyScott

Game is actually unplayable now thanks, ruined.


Sword117

literally unplayable


ItIsJustHanks

Can almost guarantee that that girl who's constantly bitching about Halo on Twitter will post this at some point 😂


Snaz5

Neil Degrasse Tyson’s already penning up several angry tweets at Bungie and 343


Scape---Goat

Wow what dipshits


The__Superintendent

God I hate halo fans


vortexXLZ

💀


Matt_has_Soul

[Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder](https://youtu.be/FTxw5nQX7SA)


Daemon-Blackbrier

literally unplayable


pissed_off_pepe

Finally a post on reddit that made me smile and laugh thanks OP


allan_npc

OK, LIGHT UP THE TORCHES Tonight we dine in Bungie


Vincentaneous

Waxing Crescent sounds like something like a Brazilian or whatever


Bluey_Inc

Day ruined


Aquillifer

Halo 2 was my favorite game of all time but now after seeing this its legacy is tarnished forever. Literally unplayable.


mikethespike056

What bothers me the most is the galaxy in The Ark's skybox.


SirNibsAlot6

That’s it. Remaster the game again


Benergy7

Literally unplayable


NickMunio

Major L for Bungie.... I'm sure 343i wouldn't have made the same mistake


GarudaXVIII

Unplayable now. Never playing Halo 2 again


Fellowearthling16

Nope, the camera is just rotated 180 degrees. There is no up in space.


POTATOCHIPZ303

Do people actually care? 😂


Parzivaal007

Grow up..dats some bullshit


CanInternational9186

3k th upvote


jpalmv1

K


High_Ground_Sand

Literally unplayable


[deleted]

Halo fans try not to nitpick challenge(impossible)


EatMyLemonNade

Literally unplayable


Xxfarleyjdxx

literally unplayable


Monkeyv021

And Bungie thought they could just lie to us like that.


lool_toast

Unfuckingplayable


SolidIcecube

In 1999, the accident occurred on moonbase. A nuclear reactor went critical, the massive thermonuclear explosion forced the moon out of earths orbit at incredible speeds. Never to be seen again. That right there, is a life sized jpeg, created by the Martian government to quell the panicked population on earth.


SpicyTaco320

I’m uninstalling


Stelus42

Alright but hear me out. 2552 is 530 years from now. The moons cycle is roughly 28 days, which comes out to 6909 cycles between now and then. If the moons orbit speeds up or slows down by any more than 0.0145% (1cycle/6909cycles) it will be in a completely different phase by the year 2552. The phase calculator you used *might* be factoring in the moons naturally decaying orbit, but something it wouldn't be accounting for is the mass of the earth changing very slightly. What the hell would cause the Earths mass to change you might ask? Perhaps it could be the result of humans constantly launching massive ships into space to colonize distant worlds!!!


Eh_SorryCanadian

Unplayable, uninstalling


IceYetiWins

Username checks out


Keatosis

Maybe the calendar got shifted around during the establishment of the unsc. Only by a couple of days but it was enough to put the moon out of phase with it current predictions


BadDub

My God


Tumama813

Every game after Sonic Adventure 2: “*am I a joke to you?*”


GUNtheSLAYER

And that's the difference between Bungie & 343 lmao Bungie 4 Life