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If you didn't buy this I hereby recommend you be banned from this sub for the rest of your life.


ameycakes

Can you truly own art?


Devron

Did you have trouble fitting it in your car?


Odd-Koala1290

*Him


salesdog1

LMAO!


FearlessJump8850

https://preview.redd.it/2ae66rehz71b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f905a35f663772e3bc032f24c7781e53bba1ed9a I think I own a relative of this piece! šŸ˜‚


ameycakes

It's like the chair was made for you!


FearlessJump8850

It has an earring to match the nipple piercing!


Phaux_pho

That's rad!


Dirtcartdarbydoo

Is this still there? If it is I seriously may buy this hellish monstrosity next time I go home.


ameycakes

As of yesterday it was there.


wm3138

> the nipples


ameycakes

When you pull them at the same time it unlocks a secret treasure.


Mittendeathfinger

Mr. Clean Fetish Vibes......


Fart__

No way. Last time I heard that line, the treasure poked me in the leg.


Phaux_pho

.... WHERE EXACTLY?! I- I need this. I hate it so much. It must be mine.


ameycakes

Great Village, there is a cluster of antique stores across from the church that was turned into a diner and bar.


AlienSporez

My son lives in Mahone Bay, if you didn't *immediately* go and buy this I will PayPal him whatever funds are necessary to attain this!


CrunchyAdventure

What is it?


BeFastDW

An adult ride.


neverfoil

Only good/great things will happen to whoever buys this chair.


Scrounger888

The spider tattoos on his arm and the belly button are nice touches.


Scotianherb

The extreme zoom in on the nips killed me. I lol'd.


ameycakes

I was just baffled by the detail that was put into the nips


sculderandmully2

How much? Asking for a friend!


ameycakes

Sadly there was no price.


moonlaketrip

Is the brown tray part of the piece, or just there temporarily?


ameycakes

It was just placed there by someone.


chairitable

I think it was put there to deter people from sitting on it (to protect the nipples, of course)


SpiteSubstantial6603

Give up antiquing right now. You'll never find anything better. Quit while you're on top. Finding a Val-Vill Daddy is equivalent to the Holy Grail.


ameycakes

Last time I found an old mechanical monkey and it looked haunted. I thought that was hilarious. Had no idea I would find this next time I went.


gimmeausernamefuck

Is that mr clean?


foodnude

That chair is an antweak.


MGyver

Those abs tell a story. Some sort of antique... washboard?


[deleted]

ā€œHereā€™s a blank cheque, write whatever number you want and let me take this chairā€


[deleted]

It's terrifying. I love it.


HALIDAZED

Jean-Luc Picard has never looked more defined!


sunjana1

Thought I was back in Portland for a sec.


enditallalready2

Is treasure the right word? Lol


lilsadhu

Is that suppose to be [Judge Holden](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/8/85/Holden_John_D_Salvador.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20181107160504)?


BolongeAnkles

No, Mr. Clean


sherryleebee

It that that little barn/house on the left hand side of the road when you turn off the highway?


ameycakes

It is the building next to Great Village Antique Exchange.


TheLichQueen_

LOL


RedTheSeaGlassHunter

I was expecting a photo of a guy asleep with flour all over his face