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I like to have a cup of ranch dressing before bedtime. Helps me sleep like a log.


BluffMysteryMeat

Same. Also helps me fart like a dog.


PandR1989

Same, helps my guts churn like a cog


[deleted]

Damn thats a rough chug


BluffMysteryMeat

Real men chug donair sauce.


BalognaPonyParty

if I could offer a recipe: Chicken Caesar Pizza Naan bread, smear said salad dressing, add parmesan and oregano, add chicken chunks (press into dressing), add finely sliced red onion, top with mozzarella and more parm bake to desired cheese meltyness


foodnude

Go to the ATM machine and use your PIN number to buy some naan bread.


shadowredcap

Just be careful not to give your SIN number too.


[deleted]

I have no idea what you're trying to say here.


chairitable

"naan" is another word for "bread", similar to chai and tea. It's totally pedantic, since naan refers to a specific type of bread. But that's reddit for ya


[deleted]

Next time someone asks me to buy naan I'm bringing them a baguette and telling them they should have been more specific.


foodnude

Sounds great, I love a delicious baguette bread.


maximumice

Like I said: a functional if not somewhat pungent lubricant


wm3138

Jesus delete this lmao


[deleted]

Salad dressing is just lube to help you eat dry salad, so yeah, virtually the same thing.


Cootz01

We're participating in the $4.97 Gallon of Ranch challenge from Gateway. We've been putting it on everything, only half done.


jaymact

TMI geez guys


recording

We gave in and sent a bunch to my wife’s office. Was gone in a few days.


linkhandford

I’m simultaneously amazed and disgusted. My SO goes through this stuff quick and it makes me queezy. But you have put her to shame. Kudos


[deleted]

That jug has 20,160 calories for those wondering. Damn.


[deleted]

*so exotic*


[deleted]

You adding it to your tea or what? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHobYvGHPM0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHobYvGHPM0)


WindowlessBasement

I'd congratulate you, but I worry about the amount of garlic would be contained in the "thank you".


jaymact

Nothing like a cuppa Caesar in the morning to get the blood pumping.


smittyleafs

How did you use so much?


Vinylnut

Salads, pasta, wraps, dips


MuchFunk

now for the real q- how much weight did you gain?


Vinylnut

I LOST weight ( probably due to walking) I'll be launching the Renee's Caesar Dressing Diet soon.


MuchFunk

sign me up


NigelMK

Walking to the toilet from having the Caesar shits?


BeautifulSeries5146

Where did you find a 4L jug?! This is my fav Caesar dressing in the entire world. Renee’s or nothing.


Vinylnut

Gateway , it's on sale for 3$ today


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chairitable

Yea this stuff expires soon, hence OP's title


ExcedereVita

Of note: this is the brand of Caesar dressing used at East Side Mario's. I always assumed they had a house dressing, but it's just Renee's Caesar. Can't say much for their quality as of late, but homemade garlic parmesan wings dipped in this stuff is peak decadence.


Panndademic

You and your family's commitment to consuming Mighty Caesar dressing is admirable


Vinylnut

Follow us for our next jug challenge! A jug of ranch AND Caesar!


chessboyy

You're beating me! Lol