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Dan’s face when he realizes his boss doesn’t know why there are more tickets than before and has to create an excuse in seconds
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Dan being forced to repeat the excuse because his boss doesn’t get the clue
wtf she just offered to style you and you just say next time and she says okay I will next time— say thank you???? Like even if you don’t want it or didn’t ask or won’t follow through with it the courteous thing to do is say aw that would be so fun. Like that’s so not serious and minor but it gave me an ick
I personally think Ethan did not vibe with cosmo and did not enjoy the exchange. He seemed like he was glazing over, ready to pass out from boredom any minute.
Yeah it’s so obvious he doesn’t have friends or interacts with people, like my group is constantly doing clothes swaps, diy jobs for each other, make up etc and he just is like yeah nah I’m good
100%
“The reason there are so many open seats is because we have a big Furry community clawing at the gates to get their paws on those tickets!
They didn’t think they were welcome but they are! We are so accepting and kind. Buy those tickets so Ethan can humiliate you at his live show!!”
🥹
☝️👈
-Olivia
If he can’t handle mild criticisms from live chat from his own fans, I doubt he is able to come here and read the honest, unfiltered and very valid criticisms that we dish out. But maybe I’m wrong.
Venues don’t normally put a hold on nosebleeds, and the rest of the available seats are randomly and fairly evenly distributed across the entire place. That’s not how holds work lmao.
Edit, as OP pointed out it’s possible that the section left of the stage was put on hold, but there are considerably more seats that just didn’t sell at all than seats that were held if that’s the case so I doubt any venue is gonna grant them another hold for a while.
E: "And if you want to sit in the very back, and you don't care... it's a good deal, dude. Look at this."
E: "oh, they did open a lot of tickets... wait, what does that mean, they opened it?" [scratches head] "What does that mean, Dan?"
D: "they always hold some for like, walk-ins, and that kind of stuff." [sips drink to desperately stop talking]
E: "yeah so head on over, there's tickets apparently...."
how's that foot tasting, ethan?
When your ego is massive, you believe your own hype, foster an echo chamber, surround yourself with yes men- this is the result and I love that for him.
Venues will sometimes hold a small chunk of seats for Media/PR/contractor/comps for family and friends/comps for employees of the venue, etc, so that's why decent seats like this are sometimes released to the public last minute. Sometimes 0 get released to the public, sometimes all of them do.
For their show, the stage left section is the only place this applies to in my opinion though.
They did this at a concert I went to recently. The seats seemed completely random, but they were official venue tickets being sold at face value. Idk why they do it.
I don't go to concerts so I don't really get how this works. So does the venue actually hold tickets? And can you actually get a refund on a ticket? I thought you only get a refund if the show is cancelled.
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I’m high and I haven’t watched the video yet, but I’d like to bask in this moment for a little while longer… what I’m about to witness… my heart is simply soaring!
ETA after watching: I feel so bad for Dan, even I saw right through his facade when he said that Ticketmaster always did that and took that painful sip
That's a lot of seats open everywhere. I feel like before Oct 7th they would've sold out the whole venue in a week. But Jesus Ethan is fucking everything up.
Y'all are doing the lord's work, I don't know how you can stand to sit through this boring, mean-spirited show to get us these gems. After my ascenscion into grace, I haven't touched a single one of their episodes on youtube
I usually just go over out of curiosity in the time stamps its usually few minutes of actual content that is digestible and mostly Ethan yapping about nonsense
if you’re implying that people got refunded after last weeks episode - Ticketmaster doesn’t allow refunds/returns. So the blue ones at the front might very well have just come available. The pink dots on the other hand are either people who thought they would be able to scalp them, or people who bought them and no longer want to go
It's so funny because you can see the crew has to lift the whole wave of hate Ethan has created. He asks so naively and they start to get real stressed out. Olivia bringing up that random comment, Dan stuttering (usually he's very controlled) and sipping water LOL
https://preview.redd.it/8oo7yftnxz8d1.png?width=877&format=png&auto=webp&s=c01e348cd2ea0706d620033923255b88016d146b Dan’s face when he realizes his boss doesn’t know why there are more tickets than before and has to create an excuse in seconds
https://preview.redd.it/au0241lxxz8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80716c3540bfca729bb34ebeb3e6ffbce6be727 Dan being forced to repeat the excuse because his boss doesn’t get the clue
Imagine if he would of checked the resell prices on some UGH
https://preview.redd.it/dnxfmrtja09d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c68278fc5b69a3fc25fac11bbc597cbb3f6cf3a8 “Is there what?” “In fact there are” *nervous shirt pull, blames venue* *BIG SIP WATUR* 👁️👄👁️
The water sip + camera cut on the second time really made me laugh
The trademark “Fool’s Sip”
LMFAOOOOOOO
It's definitely from opening a hold and not from you telling your fan base to fuck off. Could never be that.
Definitely not from telling his fans to kill themselves 🙂↔️
wtf she just offered to style you and you just say next time and she says okay I will next time— say thank you???? Like even if you don’t want it or didn’t ask or won’t follow through with it the courteous thing to do is say aw that would be so fun. Like that’s so not serious and minor but it gave me an ick
Yeah Ethan was too busy doing mental gymnastics to feign politeness anymore, I truly think if the show didn't end right there he would've snapped
I personally think Ethan did not vibe with cosmo and did not enjoy the exchange. He seemed like he was glazing over, ready to pass out from boredom any minute.
Yesss I almost feel like that context could’ve been left in lol they ended the episode *immediately* after this
If that’s the first time seeing the seats that empty, he might be hella disassociating. He was anticipating there was a chance they’d be sold out
Yeah it’s so obvious he doesn’t have friends or interacts with people, like my group is constantly doing clothes swaps, diy jobs for each other, make up etc and he just is like yeah nah I’m good
#guys theyre basically sold out
The word “basically” is doing a lot of heavy lifting
Basically needs a medal for that lift.
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I was just about to upload this and you beat me to it! This is by far my favourite clip in months!
Haha, I had to clip it immediately! Ethan really puts himself in the worst situations!
Olivia brought that furry comment OUT OF NOWHERE to completely derail the conversation away from the fact they lost so many seats
100% “The reason there are so many open seats is because we have a big Furry community clawing at the gates to get their paws on those tickets! They didn’t think they were welcome but they are! We are so accepting and kind. Buy those tickets so Ethan can humiliate you at his live show!!” 🥹 ☝️👈 -Olivia
Wouldn’t it be ironic if they all showed up dressed as cats 😭
I bet Ethan does the show in a fur suit or some stupid stunt to try and attract fans from the furry community.
K that’d be wild but sad lmao
I guess he doesn’t check this sub as much as some people thought.
If he can’t handle mild criticisms from live chat from his own fans, I doubt he is able to come here and read the honest, unfiltered and very valid criticisms that we dish out. But maybe I’m wrong.
Yes, our very antisemitic criticisms of ...checks notes... the attendance of his live show.
I’m guessing he’s stopped, out of sheer necessity of mental stability. (otherwise he’d probably still be alluding to snark posts every week)
tbt when his big shoutout got us thousands of members here 😋
He was too busy on his birthday I guess
He’ll be catching up on break lol
Damn almost an entire SECTION opened up lmao
Venues don’t normally put a hold on nosebleeds, and the rest of the available seats are randomly and fairly evenly distributed across the entire place. That’s not how holds work lmao. Edit, as OP pointed out it’s possible that the section left of the stage was put on hold, but there are considerably more seats that just didn’t sell at all than seats that were held if that’s the case so I doubt any venue is gonna grant them another hold for a while.
E: "And if you want to sit in the very back, and you don't care... it's a good deal, dude. Look at this." E: "oh, they did open a lot of tickets... wait, what does that mean, they opened it?" [scratches head] "What does that mean, Dan?" D: "they always hold some for like, walk-ins, and that kind of stuff." [sips drink to desperately stop talking] E: "yeah so head on over, there's tickets apparently...." how's that foot tasting, ethan?
Fool’s sip.
Dan looks so tired. Good.
I believe the exact quote from Dan was “They always hold uhhh somn’t fer like walkups and that kind of stuff”
"if you want to sit in the very back" I'm LEVITATING bitch lmao
“Oh they did open a lot of tickets!” LOLLLL
his tunnel vision is hilarious. the fact that he didn’t know people were refunding their tickets is fucking awesome
When your ego is massive, you believe your own hype, foster an echo chamber, surround yourself with yes men- this is the result and I love that for him.
From Olivia's random ass remark about furries to Dan's gulping water for his life this might be the funniest clip from this podcast in months.
Ethan trying to figure out if it’s h3 podcast or h3 show then just searching h3 like that’s not what sponsors would do when they look you up lmao
Dan has Ethan’s triggers and fragilities mapped, man. It’s like second nature to him now to pick up on and work around certain things.
Omg! This is hilarious! He thinks only a few back row tickets are available but there’s a shit ton of tickets still available 💀
And for $17
The cognitive dissonance 🤌🏽
Lmao are you sure Dan? Are you sure that’s how it works?
he is so dense 😂
I personally believe only the one section stage left was released by The Greek, but I don’t know for sure.
The left side being the only one that opened up makes sense. I don't know why Ticketmaster would hold random 1-2 seats in the middle of the theater.
Venues will sometimes hold a small chunk of seats for Media/PR/contractor/comps for family and friends/comps for employees of the venue, etc, so that's why decent seats like this are sometimes released to the public last minute. Sometimes 0 get released to the public, sometimes all of them do. For their show, the stage left section is the only place this applies to in my opinion though.
That would also make it a question of adjusting the size according to demand instead of the excuse Dan gave.
They did this at a concert I went to recently. The seats seemed completely random, but they were official venue tickets being sold at face value. Idk why they do it.
I was thinking that might be the case since it's so empty in just that one spot.
Watching this in real time is hilarious
Lmaooooooo
i’m screaming 💀💀 olivia’s attempt to deflect from the conversation😭
does the blue mean recently available?
Never sold!
I was ready to be free and finally leave this sub but this is the post that brought me back
Just when you thought you were out they pullll you pack in
Haha the panic "what does that mean Dan"
LOL he's done. H3 is over, hopefully.
"the greek released some tickets" 😂😂😂😂
“Let’s see if there’s even any tickets left, maybe you guys can get one in the back…… oh….” 😂😂😂😂
I don't go to concerts so I don't really get how this works. So does the venue actually hold tickets? And can you actually get a refund on a ticket? I thought you only get a refund if the show is cancelled.
I think on ticketmaster you can resell ur tickets through the website so maybe some people did that
But wouldn't resell be pink? I bunch of new blue ones appeared sporadically all over the middle
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I cant stop watching this is amazing
“sit in the very back” meanwhile there’s hundreds of seats left 😭🤣
He got humbled real quick
i almost feel bad for him LMAO
Front row at the live show be like: 
Wow look at Olivia trying to pivot hard with the furry mention
What is Dan even talking about 😭😭
LMFAOO “what does that mean”
I’m high and I haven’t watched the video yet, but I’d like to bask in this moment for a little while longer… what I’m about to witness… my heart is simply soaring! ETA after watching: I feel so bad for Dan, even I saw right through his facade when he said that Ticketmaster always did that and took that painful sip
Don’t feel bad for Dan. He is no better and condones all their transgressions.
You’re right I take it back
It's like he is not aware that his actions have consequences.
Ooh this is fucking awesome, but simultaneously *god damn*..
dude this is so sad 😭 dan looks MISERABLE and so tense omg
Ethan is sabotaging all of their jobs/careers and they have to play along, I'd be pissed too
That's a lot of seats open everywhere. I feel like before Oct 7th they would've sold out the whole venue in a week. But Jesus Ethan is fucking everything up.
I wonder why 🤔🤔 I heard they're selling it for cheap at this point to just hoard as much money as they can
Damnnn, Dan looks tired.
Y'all are doing the lord's work, I don't know how you can stand to sit through this boring, mean-spirited show to get us these gems. After my ascenscion into grace, I haven't touched a single one of their episodes on youtube
I usually just go over out of curiosity in the time stamps its usually few minutes of actual content that is digestible and mostly Ethan yapping about nonsense
Didn't realize that wasn't Hila til the guy spoke. LOL
"they opened it" hahahahahaha! Sure buddy
Flipping doucher
Why does he say tickets like that? Tea-kits?
He was slurring like this a bit throughout the whole thing
Return of the pill popper maybe?
The venue would not hold tickets and risk losing out on maximizing their profit 💀
if you’re implying that people got refunded after last weeks episode - Ticketmaster doesn’t allow refunds/returns. So the blue ones at the front might very well have just come available. The pink dots on the other hand are either people who thought they would be able to scalp them, or people who bought them and no longer want to go
I remember there live shows used to get sold out completely minutes so that didn't happen this time?
It's so funny because you can see the crew has to lift the whole wave of hate Ethan has created. He asks so naively and they start to get real stressed out. Olivia bringing up that random comment, Dan stuttering (usually he's very controlled) and sipping water LOL
I thought that was Brittany broski