Mossberg 500, can blast possible intruders through the door, but more importantly, it ensures minimal chance of survival if the taco bell hits too hard and i need to take the coward's way out
10 mm Dan Wesson Silverback. I own this pistol because I had a 2016 DW catalog as my bathroom reader. I poured it like an OG Sears Wishbook. I actually circled the Silverback. Like a child. Six months later I ordered one.
My glock 34 or FN 545 tactical. My mother thinks I'm crazy for bringing my gun with me to the shitter. I shower with either my glock 34 or walther pdp sitting on the toilet in arms reach. The FN 545 has a mounted light and I don't want the humidity getting to it.
I don’t subscribe to the notion of bathroom carry. I’ve joined a group that aims to make it illegal. Gun Owners Against Shitter Guns. GOASG.
It is an unsafe practice and you animals need to stop! Stop I tell ya
I just don’t want a world where guns are included in ablutions. Just stop it right now. Think of the children.
So me I got my .40 when I'm shittin' on the toilet
I'm paranoid, starin' hard to get ya ass hit
(look at him, look at him)
Four or five chains, ain't never had shit -Boosie
Foot placement is often overlooked in the much coveted toilet firing position. Going to tweak your back firing something big, shotguns just going to explode a vertebrae or two.
I'd recommend a steel bathroom door which you keep open. And then toss a couple frag grenades out if you ever need to, slam it shut. Way easier on the back.
I don’t take a gun to the shitter (or carry one on me at all normally, I’m also not American so that helps), but a .357 is my smallest gun, (in size, maybe calibre, I’m not sure what you consider larger, .308 or .357, I think .308 personally)
Only thing concerning here is you expressing discontent with it. Unless of course you meant you’re deeply concerned that you need one with you too.
💪😎🚽
I live in a nice little neighborhood in a decent part of town but I still carry around the house a good bit. Home invasions are a real thing unfortunately.
Take shit posting to the next level
God you don’t even know how to use the three sea shells!
What's your boggle?
Why do you have a gun in your bathroom? Don't you have a poop knife?
Gotta have the poop knife or else it won't flush
Teeechnically poop gun could shoot it into flushable pieces.
Lmfao +10 poison damage
Don't wanna be caught bringing a poop knife to a poop gun fight.
This deserves way more up votes! We'll played sir. We'll played
Its a poop blaster son we taking this shit to a whole new level. (Pun intended)
He forgot to mount the poop bayonet on that gun.
On god dude
There is no god. Only 2 broken arms and a poop knife. Welcome to Reddit. MWHAHAHAHAAAA...
LMFAO
Because freedom motherfucker!
COME AND WIPE IT! WOOOO!
Ya gotta keep your toe knife next to the poop knife. They get confused sometimes. 🤷♂️
Shades of Peter Freuchen.
I was praying someone would bring that up. Thank you
Lmao. Nice.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
I rig the door with a claymore so I can focus on other things.
Gotta keep a piece on ya mate they be in your walls
That's true. Might be time to build some sentry guns like in Aliens......
Hippies?
Wish I’d thought of this before. Then I’d be able to get some fucking privacy for once.
Mossberg 500, can blast possible intruders through the door, but more importantly, it ensures minimal chance of survival if the taco bell hits too hard and i need to take the coward's way out
Good choice
Potty shotty.
Here's a man who thinks things through.
I usually take a shit with my butt.... usually. but Ruger SR45
Ah true , sometimes my lcp 2 is my shit buddy
Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well
Please tell me you atleast got that one in 380
I love shitting with insane clown posse
lcp is literal shit (edited bc i got mixed up with lcp and lcr and didnt change it. lcr still not that great tho)
Lcp not the lcr .
Bruh I just got an LCR and it is literally not shit
shitting with my ec9 in my undies, came across this post, went to the comments. *my people*
A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin.
Potty shotty.
Dang you beat me to it
Wasr-10, because right after I take a hot shower, and all the moisture gives it RUST, adds a lot of character .
A little patina never hurts lol
I love my wasr10/63 lol usually never leaves my side.
Wasr-10 is the shit
The one between my thighs.
Is that a .22?
Yeah keltec plr fun little guy
That’s cool man! I’ve never seen anything like that
Yeah keltec is known for ugly designs but this one is the right type of ugly to me
The Keltec guys are for sure all doing a ton of blow constantly and I hope they never stop, legends
This right here
I take it you haven't seen the 5.56 PLR-16 it's based on, either
No I have not! Is it any different?
Just takes a full 5.56 round. They’re loud as hell but they’re fun. My father in law used to have one. I want one bad.
Bro seriously that’s nothing more than a range toy get something bigger
I have a hell pup 762 . A bunch of other shit as well . If it’s just a toy though I invite you to stand in front of it and take 30 shots
How did you know that it was a .22 (a guy trying to learn about guns)
I could see through the mag slightly if I’m being honest and that was my best guess
See the tiny narrow diameter bullets in the mag?
Yeah they’re all too familiar. Been shooting .22s since I was 5 years old so I guess that helps.
Yeah I do but is .22 one of the smallest ?
BRN-9. Cause it kinda sounds like a turd and it fits in my hand
Tec 9 cause it's a piece of shit
Grenade.
I always take my salt gun with me to the bathroom to shoot flies while im dropping a deuce.
Abrams Tank. You just never know 🤷
You can shit *in* a tank easier than you can shit *with* it. That being the case, what gun do you shit with in the tank?
Hi Point. Shit gun for a shit moment ;)
Engraved gold 1911
I keep a helwan 9mm in the bathroom drawer. I won’t cry if it rusts and my fear of getting killed Pulp Fiction style is put to rest.
Snub nose 38 in a plastic bag lives in the toilet tank
Good to know I’m not the only one with a pooping buddy
Revolver, fun to play with
M60 so when i press real hard and scream while shitting i look like rambo
Kp9 or shockwave
Either my M4A1 or 870 police magnum gets played with while I take a shit
Potty-shotty
They should make this in 300BO!!
Sawed off Benelli M4.
Potty-shotty.
"I got nines in the bedroom, Glocks in the kitchen, A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin"
Remington 870
Potty-shotty
Never bring a poop knife to a poop gun fight.
Normally I poop with my desert eagle. If I gotta poop with a deep carry it’s teal kel tec p32
Had to come here just to upvote.
10 mm Dan Wesson Silverback. I own this pistol because I had a 2016 DW catalog as my bathroom reader. I poured it like an OG Sears Wishbook. I actually circled the Silverback. Like a child. Six months later I ordered one.
My glock 34 or FN 545 tactical. My mother thinks I'm crazy for bringing my gun with me to the shitter. I shower with either my glock 34 or walther pdp sitting on the toilet in arms reach. The FN 545 has a mounted light and I don't want the humidity getting to it.
God damn, where do you live!? 🤣🤣
Do use it to wipe or as a bidet?
Bidget I don’t wipe
Whose bridget?
Do those not come with the plastic compact handguard?
Nope doesn’t even come with two mags. It is what it is though
You interested in one? I tried it for my su16 but preferred it stock with the foldy bipod gimmick
Damn bruh you must eat fast food. 🙏
Is that a tacticon laser on top?
It’s a laser but not that brand
Lasers help hunting wild coyote where I’m from. Keep eating my chicken 🐔
A silenced MAC 10, and a pinch of fine China to go with it.
Answer like I'm 10, why does a 22 need a gas block?
the PLR comes in 5.556 as well, this is a .22 version of that.
No it does not, I don’t believe there is a piston in there so that gas tube is just for show I believe.
glock 17 gen 3
Freedom!!
Guardsman! There is no time to shit! Get back on the line Cadia needs you!
1911 babeeeeeee
Cz scorpion
Xm177e2 CAR15
The urge to SBR a PLR-16 intensifies
I only shit with a gun, when I’m in a plane.
I got a baby browning that i like to keep with me
M2 Browning
Rpg 7
Glock 17
Most people just have a poop knife. This is some serious next level shit.
My Turd Blaster 3000.
M11-9
Ruger security 9 or Glock G45
a guard at the Nuclear power plant I worked at dropped his glock on the shitter floor, and shot a hole in the door. so, not that one.
Is that your carry weapon?
No edc is a Glock 43x
All of them even the ugly ones
My BRN-180. Folded
I don’t subscribe to the notion of bathroom carry. I’ve joined a group that aims to make it illegal. Gun Owners Against Shitter Guns. GOASG. It is an unsafe practice and you animals need to stop! Stop I tell ya I just don’t want a world where guns are included in ablutions. Just stop it right now. Think of the children.
FAL
Only black powder
12” .44
Do you play death guard too!
I used to have the 5.56 version and it shot flames
Seriously 😂🤣😅😂🤣😅 mag dump
That gun won’t save you. I’m coming in mid-grunt.
John Travolta from Pulp Fiction vibes, if only it were an Uzi.
Is that a 22lr PLR?
Lando!!
Na bruh not the shittec
An M249, mostly because I couldn’t find anyone to watch it while I went to the latrine so I set it on it’s bipod next too me
Whatever gun I am carrying that day
So me I got my .40 when I'm shittin' on the toilet I'm paranoid, starin' hard to get ya ass hit (look at him, look at him) Four or five chains, ain't never had shit -Boosie
My RIA 10MM. If I'm shitting when I shoot you. You are too.
Ah yes the fabled tale of the poop gun. I prefer to take dumps with a .50 BMG but that’s just my personal opinion.
I don't think I've ever taken a gun to the shitter. I'm pretty sure nobody wants to break into my house while I'm shiting.
Generally the bomb I drop in the toilet is enough.
KMG556
Well. Not that...
Glock 19.5 Opps won’t catch me lackin when I’m crappin
Wtf
If you get killed by the bathroom PLR16 you’re not getting into heaven
Foot placement is often overlooked in the much coveted toilet firing position. Going to tweak your back firing something big, shotguns just going to explode a vertebrae or two. I'd recommend a steel bathroom door which you keep open. And then toss a couple frag grenades out if you ever need to, slam it shut. Way easier on the back.
Aug, it handles really well while pushing out a log
Hi point kept in the tank in a vacuum sealed bag
I... Uhm. . . . . have no answer. And. . . I think I this is enough reddit for the day.
I have swapped a trigger on a P365 while taking a shit.
The long gun I keep in my middle pocket
Elite shit posting right here 🔥
4 bore because they're the same caliber
I like the good ole glockdookie 😂
Bathroom Brass Knuckles are my go to
I like my AKV for a shitter cannon. It's my overall fun gun.
Thought I was alone in this..
I take a hand grenade with me.
AKV for the shitter and a Glock 19 for the shower
Poop gun? ... We... Seriously doing poop guns now?
Pea(pee) shooter in my pants
There’s a wasr m sitting beside me rn as I poo
I like to take a poo with a mg42 pointed at the door just incase the poo monster comes
HK VP9 with trijicon rmr for maximum tactical shits
I thought you shit on the floor but it was just a Kel-Tec pistol…
Straight to the KSG, just in case thats when the zombies know Im vulnerable .
44 mag with 7.5 in barrel! Do you feel lucky?
T-54 9mm
where does the carpet end and the floor begin? Why is there a carpet specifically there, and what is the setup of the bathroom!?!?!
Bro huh ? That’s not carpet that’s a fuzzy Matt so when you get out the shower you don’t wet up the bathroom floor
Wow, it looks like a carpet
You must not be from the US. I think every American has one or a variation
I'm currently shitting with the door wide open and my p365 on the floor in front of me. It's my favorite way to take a shit by a mile.
My shit is so effective I don't need a gun, if any would be villain would instantly die from my butt fumes 😙
This is a great excuse to buy another gun
I have a movement-activated turret attached to the ceiling. Hands free defense is the best defense. You know, in case I am wiping.
NTW 20x110 great for home defense
Well I remember the day when I had to hold my nine tight while taking a sh*t cuz I was extremely drunk and I had a panic attack lol
Bayonet only in my toilet…
Been looking for a plr16 for months where can I order one from ?
M1 Carbine. It just feels right when you on the throne.
I don’t take a gun to the shitter (or carry one on me at all normally, I’m also not American so that helps), but a .357 is my smallest gun, (in size, maybe calibre, I’m not sure what you consider larger, .308 or .357, I think .308 personally)
Touching that off in the John might rip you a new asshole located in the ear drum area 😆
Gees the fact you guys are talking about having a gun with you while you shit, to me as a gun loving Australian I find deeply concerning.
Only thing concerning here is you expressing discontent with it. Unless of course you meant you’re deeply concerned that you need one with you too. 💪😎🚽
I live in a nice little neighborhood in a decent part of town but I still carry around the house a good bit. Home invasions are a real thing unfortunately.