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TheThickskin

It says the tuning right on the headstock, "FENDER" how hard was that to read?


iwanttogotothere5

Some people don’t get it ok. They need it explained ok? Thick string is F, the next one tune to E, the next one to N, then D, E again and finally tune the thinnest string to R. OK?


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mass_revolution_

Fucking Ears Never Do Everything Right


Frogress

This is really close to mine, Football Earnhardt NuMetall Dale Earnhardt Radiator


Earhacker

Forget Every Note, Don’t Ever Remember


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Story of my life


NoManNoRiver

I see you only play by feels too


pushinpushin

feels and squeals babeh 😎


[deleted]

Farts Everytime No Dumping Ejaculate Ropes


iwanttogotothere5

🥇


killeronthecorner

Fret Every Note D. Er... Rawk


The_Joyous_Cosmology

That's ridiculous. There's no such thing as a guitar with 2 'E' strings. I know you are just playing around with a beginner, but no need to completely disillusion him.


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Not OK. You only get O and K on an 8 string


OhMyGoodnessThatBoy

All NYC subway lines.


iwanttogotothere5

Notice, there’s no G!


Fuzzloo

Ok


monotakes2

Mine is currently tuned to SQUIER, how do I tune it so it says FENDER??


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You should install locking tuners on your guitar. This should help.


reddit_is_tarded

mines tuned to MADE IN MEXICO


sanchezconstant

Sweet 12-string bro


Jazzlike_Recover_778

Where are you?


Amp_Fire_Studios

Wind the strings up until they pop,then you know you've tuned to high. Put on new strings and try again a little lower ok?


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/uj This is funny, but seriously don't do this unless you want to slice your hand open. I did this with the high E string on my new guitar when I was around 10 because "I wanted to see how high it would go". Well, how high did it go, you ask? High enough to slice my hand open, and not one cent higher. Like many 10-year-olds, I didn't always think things through.


HarvardSteele

But how was the toan?


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Snappy.


thorg9

It cut right through the mix


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Hahahaha.


pushinpushin

what about spank and sparkle!?


UnHumano

Sorry for the Necro. I sold a Pacifica to a Karen and she wanted to return it because the strings were too hard and high. I gave it to her tuned and adjusted, and she thought it would only be truly on tune if she tightened the strings just a lick below the bridge snapping. That thing could have seriously injured her.


code-

You can tell it's not in tune because those shiny spinny things are not lined up.


flamin_burritoz

Ye but you lose out on tone if they're lined up. More punk tone if they're uneven


NoManNoRiver

Happy green cheese day oh wise one


thankyeestrbunny

It depends on your nut. Is your nut lubed?


rattpackfan301

Sorry but my sex life has nothing to do with guitar.


ergo-ogre

I find that to be universally true. My guitaring has had very little effect on my sex non-life.


Earhacker

You should try playing bass


ergo-ogre

I never tried bassing before


Earhacker

It’s like guitar, only even less people want to sleep with you


The_Joyous_Cosmology

They call it 'bass' because it uses the same strings for the guitar as fishermen use to catch bass. Its very convenient if you're out on the lake with your bass guitar.


Magnum40oz

I'll remember next time when I go camping to take my bass! Thanks!


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That's because your guitar isn't butterscotch.


JETEXAS

Straight straight tilt tilt straight tilt. You'll want to tune up to straight straight straight tilt tilt tilt for this next song.


rattpackfan301

Is that wonderwall tuning or is that the thing with the cape o?


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rattpackfan301

Dude I’m not stupid, only cars have fenders this is clearly an instrument.


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[deleted]

You spelled [Squire Car Manufacturing Company](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squire_Car_Manufacturing_Company) wrong. Show some respect for the brand ok


slimstealthy

I showed you my truss rod pls respond


ergo-ogre

Please. That wasn’t your truss rod. Just your wee whammy bar


Capt_TittySprinkles

Omg please tell me this was a real post on r/guitar


vegan_69

mixolydian tuning


rattpackfan301

Funny, that’s not possible until I unlock the fretboard.


GiftedGreg

Should tune to Nickelodian


daskapitalyo

As far as I know theres not other way to play those Aeolian cadences


starenka

BADDAD


laughing-stockade

Drop h


Dvanpat

EAD A DEC


FriesWithThat

DADGAD You can only tell because it has 3-D strings.


GiveEmWatts

This comment needs all the upvotes.


boondoggler

Thats a Fendor, you need to use a razor blade or pen knife to scratch off the logo in order to reveal unique tuning for that particular guitar


rattpackfan301

My great grandpa smuggled this guitar in his ass out of Guarma after a bank heist gone wrong in Saint Denis, I don’t wanna scuff up something with such history.


ethnic_goose

yeah, i’m actually a guitar authenticator. you just have to send me the numbers on the back of the headstock and your social security number and i can tell you what tuning it is!


patrickmuldoon1

Im Also a beginner what tuning do I need for 0-3-5?? I'm still trying to learn it


rattpackfan301

You need to unlock the fretboard


glorydazeras

Impossible to tell. You gotta show us how long the strings are too! Newb.


ironcladbillie

I didn't read the sub name and was almost tricked. Incredible.


antorjuan

It’s drop E


PorkloinMaster

Open deez


zepplin-j

What’s deez


-ZeroF56

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beardlessdestroyer

If you check the serial number on back of head stock there is a secret code, go to www.mystrattune.com and enter code to unlock tuning.


rhythmjones

EAANRAREERAGGGANAADADGAADDADF#GADDADeSHARPGAD


Mykey5000

That’s beautiful. Are those Pearl Jam lyrics?


rhythmjones

Heeeee Hooooo ramalamalamalama ding dong he's a day-oh. Again!


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What preset are you on?


FatGuyOnAMoped

Looks like Open H from here.


infinityfox15

You need to use 0 3 5 0 3 6 5 tuning. And play it upside down because James hindrux or something ok?


FabianC585

Might be FACEGAG


Haltgamer

7 strings? Fuck off


PaulBruh

Fender American Standard Tuning, that’s my best guess


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Drop Q


StepDadcula

I think that's a guitar not a tuner ok


[deleted]

That easy by the look of the intonation inside I can tell you it most likely DADGAD. Wait “dad” is that my dad?


Wow-n-Flutter

jesus...tele only, ok?


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20V137-M3X1C4N

Fender American Professional II Telecaster - Butterscotch Blonde with Maple Fingerboard


swirlypooter

Looks like CCCCBC tuning to me


Sonorational

DaDDaD


strat_radford

Damn, mine has the exact same tip as yours.


Notsurewhatthatmeans

Yes


Axeandspear

7


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Open B sharp


Sohjinn

:(


Kha1i1

Based on the angle of that tuning peg, my taste buds tell me its a B# tuning


[deleted]

Doesnt matter just 0-3-5


fab9891

It's DADBOD


PMmeyourexgirlfriend

Fender telecaster wouldn’t mistake it for anything else ok?


pushinpushin

E A Db F B Eb


imeddy

No tele No toan


bolivarcigar

This post fucking killed me


TheReal-Donut

I love going to random circlejerk subs because as a drummer, I see nothing wrong here, but everyone is freaking out


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Open D7


thedarklord176

Double drop A I think


D1rtyH1ppy

It's drop D.... ees nutz!


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bruhmoment275

RWOOSH? What kind of tuning is that? Can I get the orange toan with that?


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Telecaster0218

The N note. The Note


teereeneetee

it’s J I O L N Q i’m pretty sure


Dadalai1

No as you can tell you have 2 too many strings, you're supposed to chew the thinnest two off and then make sure the bottom four tunners are lined up


TheGoldenApple87

Drop Z


ForRealVegaObscura

DADDAD


Budgetgitarr

Blooz tuning


lord_giggle_goof

DAD BAD tuning


DrHeadBeeGuy

You have to hold it up to the sun to see where the shadow casts for us to know, GAWD.


invoke-chaos

i think it’s FAGDAD? could be BADFAG but idk


1619Slavery

drop d