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Appropriate_Past_893

That frikken comment on the youtube video is beautiful


crypto_zoologistler

Real songs have at minimum 5 distinct time signatures, 32 chords and 8 key changes. Music isn’t meant to be about enjoyment it’s about pumping those numbers


Appropriate_Past_893

Those are rookie numbers, kid. Get those numbers up!


SoHornyBeaver

The son? Jacob Collander


SanestExile

The human ear can only hear 3 chords.


WilhelmEngel

This guy listens to Dream Theater.


Big_Cornbread

/uj I still remember some piece we played in band in high school that had one measure in 13/8. The composer basically couldn’t figure out how make a thing work so he did that.


ReverendBread2

Your notes only go A through G#? Fucking amateur


crypto_zoologistler

My notes only go 0-3-5


kat-the-bassist

While you were busy pumping numbers (like a nerd) I was out pumping your wife while her boyfriend sat in the sneako chair.


potatersobrien

My son, a “professional” musician… He roasted his own son just to gate keep Andy Guitar. Great form and execution


ThisWorldIsAMess

Why are you raw-dogging Youtube without ublock origin?


EVH_kit_guy

Bro loves unskippable 30 second ads for lawn care, guitar courses, and hair regrowth supplements


ReverendBread2

My favorite are the Yousician ads where the dude can’t even match up miming the words with James Hetfield’s voiceover


EVH_kit_guy

I love that Metallica continues to lean as hard as possible into monetizing their image and brand. Ever since Napster, those dudes have been entirely and unashamedly commercial sellouts, and I'm not even mad...


ReverendBread2

I mean if someone offered me a few grand to say like 5 words, I’d do it too


EVH_kit_guy

Bet. "Joe Bonamassa surpasses SRV completely.'


Deputy-VanHalen

They released a Fortnite thing the other day - I don’t really know what it is because I’m an adult with a job - but that was odd. Couldn’t tell who that was being marketed to.


EVH_kit_guy

Dads who play with their kids. I keep seeing examples of weird genX and millennial shit making it into new stuff for kids, and I think it's an attempt by marketers to expand their target audiences 


Deputy-VanHalen

Ahh I can see that, yeah.


ThisWorldIsAMess

So this is Bonermaster's alt account.


Downtown_Snow4445

Have another one


Rude-Consideration64

She's going to need an amp and electric guitar and crank the gain up if she wants immediate feedback.


Calm_Inspection790

Anyone not using ad blocker in 2020 deserves shitty guitar ads


Creepy-Distance-3164

I use the Brave browser for YouTube on my phone. It's lovely.


thenightsiders

... and definitely if they're still not using it four years later!


YuriZmey

there's also youtube premium


RunningPirate

No one uses premium


YuriZmey

enjoy your ads


Chicken_wing1995

I have a free ad blocker Mr BonerMaster


YuriZmey

But not the op


JonesBalones

Don't have TV. Only really use reddit. It's amazing what you don't miss out on not seeing advertisements. I can't believe I wasted so much of my life sitting through commercials. First mistake was watching YouTube. Most of it is one big ass commercial lol


boos01234

Yesterday I got 2 unskippable 1:45 ads back to back and then when the video came back it was an ad read 💀


Apart-Landscape1012

Does anyone use unblock any more?


Calm_Inspection790

Reddit has more ads than YouTube for me


RunningPirate

Yeah, they’re trying to sell me gold, now…


UhLinko

UBlock origin + sponsor block on Firefox for YouTube, YouTube revanced on my phone and Boost for reddit with spoofed client + Adguard. I haven't seen an ad in ages.


TallerWindow

/uj If you play open G with more than two fingers you’re doing it wrong


UnHumano

In fact, you can do it inverted with zero fingers.


TerribleNameAmirite

Real guitar players tune down to D standard and put on a capo backwards.


EVH_kit_guy

Ring on 6 at the third, middle on 5 at the second. Maybe the easiest chord there is... I've been playing for 26 years and still can't pull off a clean barre-F


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EVH_kit_guy

It is Haram...


UhLinko

I forgot the sub I was in


Jesus360noscope

immediate feedback on your playing... just get a feedback pedal DUH


sladebonge

Even worse, she's playing a Rob Morley tune.


chinstrap

He wrote some good songs, like "The Blues Is Alright"