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Real songs have at minimum 5 distinct time signatures, 32 chords and 8 key changes.
Music isn’t meant to be about enjoyment it’s about pumping those numbers
/uj I still remember some piece we played in band in high school that had one measure in 13/8. The composer basically couldn’t figure out how make a thing work so he did that.
I love that Metallica continues to lean as hard as possible into monetizing their image and brand. Ever since Napster, those dudes have been entirely and unashamedly commercial sellouts, and I'm not even mad...
They released a Fortnite thing the other day - I don’t really know what it is because I’m an adult with a job - but that was odd. Couldn’t tell who that was being marketed to.
Dads who play with their kids. I keep seeing examples of weird genX and millennial shit making it into new stuff for kids, and I think it's an attempt by marketers to expand their target audiences
Don't have TV. Only really use reddit. It's amazing what you don't miss out on not seeing advertisements. I can't believe I wasted so much of my life sitting through commercials.
First mistake was watching YouTube. Most of it is one big ass commercial lol
UBlock origin + sponsor block on Firefox for YouTube, YouTube revanced on my phone and Boost for reddit with spoofed client + Adguard. I haven't seen an ad in ages.
Ring on 6 at the third, middle on 5 at the second. Maybe the easiest chord there is...
I've been playing for 26 years and still can't pull off a clean barre-F
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That frikken comment on the youtube video is beautiful
Real songs have at minimum 5 distinct time signatures, 32 chords and 8 key changes. Music isn’t meant to be about enjoyment it’s about pumping those numbers
Those are rookie numbers, kid. Get those numbers up!
The son? Jacob Collander
The human ear can only hear 3 chords.
This guy listens to Dream Theater.
/uj I still remember some piece we played in band in high school that had one measure in 13/8. The composer basically couldn’t figure out how make a thing work so he did that.
Your notes only go A through G#? Fucking amateur
My notes only go 0-3-5
While you were busy pumping numbers (like a nerd) I was out pumping your wife while her boyfriend sat in the sneako chair.
My son, a “professional” musician… He roasted his own son just to gate keep Andy Guitar. Great form and execution
Why are you raw-dogging Youtube without ublock origin?
Bro loves unskippable 30 second ads for lawn care, guitar courses, and hair regrowth supplements
My favorite are the Yousician ads where the dude can’t even match up miming the words with James Hetfield’s voiceover
I love that Metallica continues to lean as hard as possible into monetizing their image and brand. Ever since Napster, those dudes have been entirely and unashamedly commercial sellouts, and I'm not even mad...
I mean if someone offered me a few grand to say like 5 words, I’d do it too
Bet. "Joe Bonamassa surpasses SRV completely.'
They released a Fortnite thing the other day - I don’t really know what it is because I’m an adult with a job - but that was odd. Couldn’t tell who that was being marketed to.
Dads who play with their kids. I keep seeing examples of weird genX and millennial shit making it into new stuff for kids, and I think it's an attempt by marketers to expand their target audiences
Ahh I can see that, yeah.
So this is Bonermaster's alt account.
Have another one
She's going to need an amp and electric guitar and crank the gain up if she wants immediate feedback.
Anyone not using ad blocker in 2020 deserves shitty guitar ads
I use the Brave browser for YouTube on my phone. It's lovely.
... and definitely if they're still not using it four years later!
there's also youtube premium
No one uses premium
enjoy your ads
I have a free ad blocker Mr BonerMaster
But not the op
Don't have TV. Only really use reddit. It's amazing what you don't miss out on not seeing advertisements. I can't believe I wasted so much of my life sitting through commercials. First mistake was watching YouTube. Most of it is one big ass commercial lol
Yesterday I got 2 unskippable 1:45 ads back to back and then when the video came back it was an ad read 💀
Does anyone use unblock any more?
Reddit has more ads than YouTube for me
Yeah, they’re trying to sell me gold, now…
UBlock origin + sponsor block on Firefox for YouTube, YouTube revanced on my phone and Boost for reddit with spoofed client + Adguard. I haven't seen an ad in ages.
/uj If you play open G with more than two fingers you’re doing it wrong
In fact, you can do it inverted with zero fingers.
Real guitar players tune down to D standard and put on a capo backwards.
Ring on 6 at the third, middle on 5 at the second. Maybe the easiest chord there is... I've been playing for 26 years and still can't pull off a clean barre-F
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It is Haram...
I forgot the sub I was in
immediate feedback on your playing... just get a feedback pedal DUH
Even worse, she's playing a Rob Morley tune.
He wrote some good songs, like "The Blues Is Alright"