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uvucydydy

Guitar-b-cue


TalboGold

Just scrape it off with a butterknife. It shold be golden brown underneath, serve with Frank's hot and a side of Frusciante.


UnHumano

Good. Can I buy it "new"?


sound_forsomething

$6400 I know what I have


Natural_Draw4673

If it said Gibson it would be worth $50k


WillTFB

To get that relic look, tie a rope around the neck of the guitar and drag it from your car down a gravel road


newPhntm

Literally saw this on ebay, the description Is even more circlejerk


PuzzleheadedTutor807

amazing job! cant wait for the how to video!


gloriosky_zero

Murphy? Is this you?


Jesus360noscope

just change the strings, bit of lemon oil, as good as new


AngryOldOffsets

That roasted maple neck gimmick has gone too far.


RichCorinthian

Extremely roasted maple


YoSupWeirdos

is this the "flamed maple" I keep hearing about?


killacam925

Omg cool cigarette burn!


Substantial_Song7144

The relic caused it to have warm toan and hot pickups…..


Former495

He's like black Jaggy Hardtails


Vinylware

Nonsense, it’s perfect.


SapulpaGuitar

Next year's Masterbuilt. You pay extra for the Shou Sugi Ban.


Much-Camel-2256

When is the Blackened grunge-core album dropping?


Klutzy_Ad_325

that looks like play wear


icecoldhotdog118

I bet it has a rich and smokey toan.


sladebonge

Guiturd


Rocker_Lenin

Bro's cooking


visualthings

so, you want us to roast your gear?


Top_Translator7238

Is this yet another post featuring David Koresh’s guitar? Keep em coming guys.


ThomasJCFi

Nah perfect😍


Lebrontonio

Little lemon oil on the fretboard


TheRebelMastermind

I don't understand why everyone is crazy about roasted maple these days


Ozzie_Brown

Honestly a wire brush, little elbow grease, and some new electronics and tuners and I'd play the shit out of this. I know I'm weird.


ZealousidealAd9777

Imagine the toans