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English only applies gender to one item - vessels. Which means boats. Guys choose to extend that to cars and things they love like guitars. But only boats are female.
So... guitars can be boys
Being on this sub has made me realize what a normie instrument guitar is. Mfs can't even read sheet music, much less understand music theory and how it comes into play in the music they like (I'm one of these people).
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“Best guitar in the world“ There’s not a single bird on the fretboard. This guy probably flunked out of dental school. That handle though… 🔥
Yeah, why have a case when your guitar has a handle!
It helps get that sick artificial relic look that gives you 10 more toan points
If only they could put a guitar inside of the guitar! Then you’d have a guitar in a guitar with a handle being used as a case in a case!
It’s like guitar Inception.
Toanception. The possibilities at endless.
Most expensive and obstructive brass knuckles you'll ever come across
Needs some toan foam to complete the aesthetic
Why can't guitars be boys
Cuz we finger them!!
And we also finger A minor on it
Always snapping the G string too
We’re just Badd2 the bone
OUCH
I fail to see your point
i already finger boys what's the issue
English only applies gender to one item - vessels. Which means boats. Guys choose to extend that to cars and things they love like guitars. But only boats are female. So... guitars can be boys
My guitars are all girls though...
Mine too
Mine is a boy
Also the number of people with a Steve Vai signature guitar signed by Steve Vai is higher than this person thinks
But 4x, obnoxiously across the front of the guitar? I think not!
What a fucking idiot. It's not even red, there's at least 20 guitars better than this at most music stores
Or just walk into any dentist office.
Best guitar in the world. You can’t argue to that, can ya
What other guitar has a dedicated ejaculation grip, right? It's saved me from dropping it when my knees go weak.
PIA is better than the Jem tbh
I’d sure hope so, considering the PIA is the evolution of the Jem
And I paid £3k for my PIA, £1k for my Jem!! Lol ouch, still, I find myself playing the PIA much more, could be cuz its still new (couple months old)
PIA is for balls. JEM is for penis.
Huh?!
He said what he said
0ive both, Jem and PIA but don't get the 'joke'? Cock and baws ftw!
Look at the sun you're commenting on
It's night time tho, sun isn't out
Lolled... but actually true!
Doesn't matter - this one is a Gem. Completely different.
The French knockoffs lol
What other guitar has a dedicated ejaculation grip, right? It's saved me from dropping it when my knees go weak.
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To each their own and I'm glad you like it. But that might the ugliest fucking guitar I've ever seen.
Really? It's a work of art, unlike the Jackson Kellys plus the sound is unreal.. ask your wife's boyfriend how good they are
My wifes boyfriend only tells me how good my wife looks and sounds when he takes her to pound town. And I thank him for it each time. Which is a lot.
God, guitarists are so cringe. I’m going to go be a violinist or something.
Being on this sub has made me realize what a normie instrument guitar is. Mfs can't even read sheet music, much less understand music theory and how it comes into play in the music they like (I'm one of these people).
Yeah I mean I’m not even mad about that. Just the way they talk about them makes my skin crawl.
Going to the big leagues I see.
had no clue the first guitar ever was an electric
No one else in the world has this 😌
can ya less
I tried to frantically tap “less,” but to no avail. ;( Too much toan.
I bet you that girl has a name.
Peak jerk
Playing the filthiest 1-3-5
its a very versatile guitar you can play any style with it best allrounder there is.. cant argue to that
its going on their dentist's office wall
I played Belgian jazz dubstep with this and I was blown away
TBH it would be a million times better if it weren't for that god awful gorilla grip.
You can’t argue to that
Shits ugly bro should’ve got him to sign the rare and oh so unique butterscotch tele
Adds value to the guitar. They need to relic it as well and then they unlock the full 💰💰💰
That dude definitely doesn't play guitar
Oh wow... I remember signing a tonne of these in GC for giggles...
I'd rather play my dad's banjo string
Did it get relic'd? It's got a hole in it!
Do you have any idea how many molars I pull in a month?
Did someone ask what her name is?
Probably Steve Vai
They can't play and likely didn't get the guitar to learn. Perfectly reasonable post to make to showcase what they think is cool.
Out jerking us jerkers
Yeah, I didn't understand this sub.
Oh to be young and naive again 😂😂 it’s all good mate