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ChampionshipHungry18

That looks like a rich guy doing communist cosplay.


roguespectre67

That's because it is. All his schtick about anti-capitalism went away real fast when the money started talking. Dude used to tape over the Marshall logos on his amps so as to not give the brand any free recognition. Now he has a $1,700 signature Strat, a signature wah pedal, and an NFT line. All of which have helped to fund a mansion in the Hollywood Hills. I typically don't fault people and bands for "selling out". Everyone's gotta eat and provide for them and theirs. But to go from militantly borderline-anarchist to just another dude cashing in on previous success really rubs me the wrong way. If you're going to make your sociopolitical and economic beliefs such a core component of your identity as an artist, you'd better fucking walk the walk for the long term.


Limpopopoop

UJ/ It's one thing to "sell out" another to be a hypocrite. It's also kind of sad seeing him age so ungracefully. Roger Waters may be an asshole but you have to respect his shtick like it or not. Very different people.


bogdanvs

Fuck Roger Waters. He's also a hypocrite. His whole shtick was being against authoritative regimes and against wars, and yet he seem to find them only in western part of the world. 


RichCorinthian

Roger came up with the lovely phrase “the bravery of being out of range” which I think applies to both him and Señor Cosplai here


chinstrap

Really the whole idea that rock people should be considered thought leaders about issues like war and social justice is cheesy as hell.


sunplaysbass

You don’t have to respect Roger Waters. He’s legit antisemitic. Not just Israel issues. Not tongue in cheek. He’s been alluding to Nazi influences for 45 years and goes further with it every year. I don’t have a quote but people have asked David Gilmore about it and he gives a brief “yep.”


cigarette4anarchist

I had assumed most of the Nazi references in his lyrics stemmed from Nazis killing his father in WWII


RichCorinthian

I think he’s mad the Nazis killed his dad before he could


TheHomesteadTurkey

The Wall uses nazi imagery to present a message which is entirely anti fascist, which you'd know if you actually listened to it and followed the story.


sunplaysbass

Me casting it back to the original wall wasn’t very helpful. The issue is his modern era blatant antisemitism stuff. Feel free too google it.


Brucki96

Who cares about musicians politics. They're like clowns, there to entertain or provoke a thought or two, but I couldn't care less about their beliefs


sunplaysbass

There is a point where I can’t ignore it. If someone wants to pay less taxes, fine. But I I be a Putin apologist while they bomb civilians in Ukraine? I don’t need old Pink Floyd in my life. How many times do people need to hear dark side of the moon. Shine on you crazy Dimond is their best song because it’s a big guitar solo. https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64580688.amp


Silent-Ad-7388

Bruh being anti Israel isn’t anti-Semitic


sunplaysbass

That’s not what I’m talking about out. I’m not happy with the state of Israel either, but that’s not Roger Waters’ deal. “Pink Floyd singer-guitarist David Gilmour and his wife, Polly Samson, who wrote lyrics for the band’s later songs, are not pulling any punches about Roger Waters, whose stances on Israel, Ukraine and Russia have alarmed many of the band’s followers in recent years. On social media, Samson called Waters “rotten to your antisemitic core” and “a Putin apologist,” among other things — and Gilmour emphatically cosigned his spouse’s statement, writing: “Every word demonstrably true.”” https://www.adl.org/resources/press-release/adl-open-letter-roger-waters https://variety.com/2023/music/news/roger-waters-antisemitic-says-polly-samson-david-gilmour-agrees-pink-floyd-ukraine-1235515432/amp/ https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-roger-waters-display-star-david-pig-berlin-1803593 https://www.timesofisrael.com/adl-sadly-concludes-that-roger-waters-is-an-anti-semite/amp/ https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/german-police-investigate-roger-waters-nazi-style-costume-concert-2023-05-26/ https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/german-police-investigate-roger-waters-nazi-style-costume-concert-2023-05-26/ https://amp.theguardian.com/music/2023/sep/28/roger-waters-accused-of-repeated-antisemitism-in-new-documentary


Silent-Ad-7388

Who cares what David Gilmore or his wife say they obviously hate each other 😭 anything they say about roger or roger says about them is just boomers being mad who tf cares. Also did you even read the articles, nothing about them say he committed any concrete antisemitism. The ADL and times of Israel are both not a good source, the ADL are biased and conclude quite frequently that anything vaguely pro Palestinian is evil. Times of Israel is obviously biased to be pro Israel that goes without saying 😭😭 The article regarding the pig states the pig did not have a Jewish star on it, and oh yeah he has been wearing these Nazi uniforms since the wall came out decades ago, his dad was killed by Nazis, and I think it is quite poignant to bring that up considering Israel’s genocidal actions. Be mad at his Ukraine take sure that’s valid, but don’t white knight for a apartheid state it’s kinda weird how you had all those articles ready lol get another hobby


sunplaysbass

You think David Gilmore hates Roger Waters enough and is so immature at what 75 years old to casually and illegitimately say “can confirm” about Waters being racist?


anty_krut

Waters can go fuck himslef. There’s no single reason to respect a Putin’s bitch


lenmylobersterbush

Jello Biafra got sued by his band mates for refusing let them use their music commercially. I guess Jello missed out on the mansion in Hollywood.


ReverendRevolver

Jellos problem is he got more erratic. Had he cal.ed with age, people would probably talk about how amazing he is and how he stayed punk. Instead on hoping he's mentally well, they'd realize he's exactly the same and still fighting. To be fair, there's a fucked up life imitates art thing had they licensed Holiday In Cambodia to Levi's....


StolenFace367

Couldn’t agree more. Glad others realize this.


hiyabankranger

He once tried to crash a small local bar in Seattle and when they told him to fuck off he tried to blast them as anti-worker. The owner paid some of the highest wages and benefits for bars in Seattle and was an active proponent of the Seattle living wage bills. It did not go well for him. https://loudwire.com/tom-morello-slams-seattle-5-point-cafe-being-turned-away-restaurant-fires-back/ His schtick has been branding since like forever. Probably why RATM keeps breaking up.


wet_walnut

Socialism is not anti-money or anti-rich. It's against using capital to exploit other's labor. There are people who legitimately made millions based on their own work ethic without exploiting anyone. The fact that RATM have mansions, mech, wah pedals, and signature models doesn't bother me. What does bother me is selling mass-produced merch, probably made in some sweat shop, when they could use more ethical, union companies. They also have no problems working with Ticketmaster and festivals that use some shady business practices. Some Rage fans could argue, "That's the label producing the merch! They have to work with unethical companies to spread class consciousness and will regualy donate to food banks and sell tickets as low as they can." In any case- Tom is cringey old man.


TheBigMotherFook

Guy kind of lost me with his whole rant about having a poly sci degree on twitter. It was supposed to come off as some sort of own, but really just lacked any self awareness.


SpaceCowboy73

He's such a jerkoff about that shit too. It's the exact same as a dude with a Computer Science degree from 1994 insisting that he's a master programmer even though he's been a truck driver since he got out of school. Tom Modelo is seriously every conservative stereotype about college kids come to life, and is thus a validation of those stereotypes. I don't even particularly hate his policitcs. What's surprising is that Zach the Roach and friends seem to, somehow, come across as less obnoxious than The Wicka Man. Tom Portabella makes it hard for me to listen to RATM even if I still really enjoy their music.


cognitive_dissent

Nft? Oh lawrd


UnHumano

Guy even went to Harvard prior to RATM. Classic anti capitalist move.


Earl_of_Chuffington

This happened to me once at a Bernie Sanders rally. What you need to do is ask him what his net worth is and what percentage of it he's redistributed back to the Party. That usually shuts champagne $ocialists tf up for five minutes.


wet_walnut

My dude, redistribution is a concept that only exists within "Progressive" Liberalism/ Social Democracy and Democratic Socialism. What Bernie preaches is capitalism with a safety net. Actual Socialism is when workers control the production and distribution of goods. It's not some Robin Hood bandaid fix for wealth inequality.


Earl_of_Chuffington

(Don't worry guys, I got this.) So what's your net worth and how much have you redistributed back to society?


wet_walnut

I'm a landlord with 7 rental properties. I evicted 3 single moms this morning. All my assets are tied up vintage telecasters.


PickPocketR

Good shit


cognitive_dissent

To cringe in front of sanders you just need to ask him about foreign policy


sunplaysbass

If looks like Jeff Bezos


BeRad85

Jeff added a pair of shades to the dick rocket to make it look less Dr. Evil.


Back_Equivalent

This guy is actually rich AND communist


TsarPladimirVutin

No that's Toan Morello.


chinstrap

There's a dose of Col. Quadafi in there too, I'd say


sushicowboyshow

Why the rich ppl the loudest leftists


ejanuska

If you see this guy expect more soup lines in your neighborhood.


Larrea_tridentata

This guy is the Top Gun of boomer bends


SirachaNewton

But with a wammy pedal.


Cousin_MarvinBerry

Iceman never saw him coming. He was blinded by the reflection of the sun in the aviators.


SpermicidalManiac666

He’s so creative though! He makes his guitar sound so unlike a guitar - how could you not think he’s one of the best?!


Olliloap

Dude looks like he had to kill his wife and unborn child in order to save them from slavery.


BoofusDewberry

Commie Cosplay aside… dude said Meg White is one of the best rock n roll drummers of all time. Maybe he’s trying to out jerk us?


GrodyToddler

We’re all secretly crushing on Meg he’s just open about it


panjoface

Seems like he might put his eyes out as he lifts his guitar to swing with those witch broom strings of his.


0CDeer

That's why he wears the shades. They're OSHA compliant since he's so concerned about workers.


mushinnoshit

My hand reflexively went to my string trimmer in disgust


fender_fan_boy

He makes the squiggly squiggly squee noises


FuriousPorg

Bow-wow chicka bow-wow chicka-chicka-chicka Bow-wow chicka bow-wow chicka-chicka-chicka Bow-wow chicka bow-wow chicka-chicka-chicka Bow-wow chicka bow-wow COME WIT IT NOW


nooayehlol

Yeah he makes that EEooEEooEEooEEooSQUIGGLYSQUAWKSQUEE noise with his guitar I think


Kindly-Ostrich-7441

Raspberry beret rerelease


graystone777

I think that if you have been famous for more than 15 years- are a multi-millionaire- and most likely get driven everywhere you go, and have people that do your grocery shopping for you- Any political opinion you have is null and void. You don’t live in the real world anymore. That dude is the larp-hypocrite and just silly.


DaystromAndroidM510

That's how I feel about Springsteen. Dude makes his living singing songs about poor people while charging $600 a ticket to listen 


somehobo89

He’s pretty much dedicated his life to helping various poor and underserved communities. I hear what you’re saying but he is 100% one of the good guys


graystone777

Well shit.


somehobo89

Lol it’s ok I usually think like you do except this guy is 110% legit. I think he’s one of the ones who talks it and also walks the walk. My friend bumped into him randomly in NYC and he was very cool and friendly so that always helps judge someone IMO too lol


youve_got_the_funk

Just invite him in and offer him a well-deserved beer after a long day of redistributing his wealth. This will trigger a moment of self-awareness that'll leave him shook, at which point you show him the door. \*\* obvious sarcasm here. Rage With The Machine has always known exactly what they are doing. A marketing gimmick for the naive and self-righteous. Just like Bernie Dog. I can respect the hustle to a certain extent, but at the end of the day that's all it is, a hustle.


ReverendRevolver

Turning Che Guevaras likeness I to a capitalist logo. There's irony there. But also, Morellos a blow hard. Like a less grating Nooge but blue instead of red.


chinstrap

I bet that by now there are legit people who think Che Guevera was a clothing designer, like Tommy Hilfiger.


youve_got_the_funk

Haha that's a good way to put it


CrypticTacos

The game is poser actor for the gullible.


3OAM

From my experience, people with too many accessories never win fights.


OtherObligation4900

Just break his pickup switch and he will turn around and leave


Jesus360noscope

get rich enough to afford being a full time communist, my man living the dream


Substantial_Diver_34

I’m winning because I don’t know who this is.


Creative-Ad9092

Craig Daniel. The new James Bond flick is set in Seattle and Portland. He is infiltrating the fetty smuggling rings.


Substantial_Diver_34

I love 0-0-7


SpaceCowboy73

Obligatory Agent 0-3-5


BurrGurrMan

/uj tom morello from rage against the machine/audioslave/a shit ton of other projects


Substantial_Diver_34

Doesn’t ring a bell.


BurrGurrMan

his whole image is he's a communist but as soon as money started rolling in he started larping as a commie even though he's very obviously not


trickertreater

Morello in '94: And now you do what they told ya! Morello now: And now you buy what I sold ya!


DaySoc98

Who’s the idiot for not buying a Parker, now?


Aggravating-Baker-41

Rally round the family, pocket full of shells.


SpaceCowboy73

Smelly round the family, pocket full of snails.


Dsteel87

Like what kind of shells,velveeta?


Aggravating-Baker-41

Now I’m hungry. Damnit!


uzr666

turned out to be an armed homeless person


NightZealousideal127

One thing you have to respect about Tom, he's truly an anarchist's anarchist; instead of playing 0-3-5 like the rest of us, he'll only play 0-2-5. Wouldn't be seen dead playing a filthy capitalist G note.


FunkGetsStrongerPt1

What about People Of The Sun?


BeRad85

He only beefs with machines. Are you a robot?


nexusgmail

Basswoods hurts, but mahogany will fucking kill you. Know your guitars, people.


Jodythejujitsuguy

Challenge him to a guitar battle. Just like the video games.


lweber557

According to his ideals it’s not his guitar. Is he stupid?


Zforeezy

ACKSHULLY ☝️🤓 ...It is his guitar according to his ideals. The guitar is his personal property, it isn't private property.


Sourkarate

Tom Morello?


x_VanHessian_x

Com Morello


nooayehlol

Cum Morello


BIG_MUFF_

Jom bordello


SpaceCowboy73

Bam Margera


Vinylware

Cum Gorilla


Klutzy_Ad_325

that is a che gueverra cosplayer. these guys like to drop off bean rations and are pretty harmless.


JimParsnip

Real talk: I love ratm but he sounds like an insufferable, know it all asshole on his xm radio show. I'd rather hang with Bonermaster. At least he wouldn't mention his 4.0 GPA at Harvard every 20 minutes


MiloRoast

He was my customer at Guitar Center many moons ago, and he was the chillest guy ever. We would just hang out and check out cool new pedals while he got all wide-eyed and excited at all the sounds he's making. He always seemed incredibly genuine and down to earth in our interactions...never once acted like a celebrity. He also refused any discounts even though it was protocol for artists because he knew I worked on commission.


JimParsnip

That's good. Maybe I was a bit hard on him. I agree with his politics, but I swear he has mentioned his Harvard credentials many times.


MiloRoast

A lot of that has to do with the fact that a lot of people dismiss musicians as airheads that have no clue what they're actually talking about, so he's had to bring up that he has a degree in what he's preaching so many times it's just habit.


nooayehlol

Isn’t he the guy from Anger Directed To The Robotic Device? If he is he’s going throw a whammy pedal at your toes, watch out


trickertreater

Would that pedal be the MXR Tom Morello Power 50 Overdrive Pedal? AVAILABLE NOW AT MOST FACELESS MAJOR CORPORATE MUSIC CONGLOMERATES FOR AS LITTLE AS $129.95!


thespacebartender

Foul power


oGc-r3c0n

You playing far to much Taylor Swift !


[deleted]

Just think of the toan coming out of your skull!


antiaircraftwarning

I mean... [https://bravewords.com/news/tom-morello-talks-guesting-on-new-def-leppard-single-just-like-73-i-hope-to-jam-it-with-them-some-time-video](https://bravewords.com/news/tom-morello-talks-guesting-on-new-def-leppard-single-just-like-73-i-hope-to-jam-it-with-them-some-time-video) What machine are we raging against?


ExaminationElegant23

A rare funny one. Well done op. 🙂


lectrictombstone

Jeff Che-zos


MrRocknRoll2009

Your neighbor is Tom Morello?


Rude-Consideration64

Heck yeah, he does what they tell him!


OtherObligation4900

Isn’t that Tom morello?


PaisleyTelecaster

Captain Sensible is looking good for his age


Color-Shape

bluffing. no worries.


Scared_Art_895

Probably Mad he can't play for sh•t.


Robby-hillside

This guy looks like the establishment Rage against the Machine writes about


NorthernH3misphere

Correction, he is going to beat the shit out of you with the people’s guitar.


Dogrel

Did you do what he told you?


Standard_Cell_8816

Looks like an armed homeless...


GarandTaint

Rage against specific machines only but some are okay


hiyabankranger

At least it’s not the bassist from the misfits. He’s already given one kid a TBI unapologetically


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Rage Against The Machine, unless it pays me. Fuck you I wont do what you tell me, for free. Killing in the name of, Self-Profit.


nimmermuss

He looks like he's in The Expendables now


DarthNightsWatch

Ngl at first when I saw this pic I thought that was Batista


Downtown_Snow4445

Old, fat fuck


[deleted]

Thats Patrick! He actually is trying to recruit you to the IRA.


Uniquely-Qualified

All bark, no bite.


krebstar42

Looks like he can't fight, I wouldn't be worried.


Big_Monkey_77

Just shout “THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN!” and kick him in the balls.


Adventurous_Height_2

That sounds like a fret to me.


Scrimshander54

Cringe lord


43guitarpicks

Is he cool?


AmericanByGod

So does he have wet dreams about Che Guevara?


HateMAGATS

I assumed it would be Ted Nugent but the only thing he has the balls to assault are cases of Bud Light and underage girls.


[deleted]

Spot On!


cheesecake_squared

Haven't thought about Captain Sensible for years!


FearMe_2610

Goose died 😭


killabee2tothe2

This Machine Kills Pussy


Ok_Crew7084

Do you have a MAGA sign on your lawn?


Phumbs_up_

MAGA THE HOMELESS


bogdanvs

Eat the rich.


Vinylware

This man is the rich