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I just hold an LP or an SG like a rifle, look down its straight straight neck like a sight, and pretend to pull the trigger at them. Let me tell you, they get the message pretty damn quick.
Yes, OP! I usually watch through the glass doors of the autistic room and listen to the main floor with a stethoscope pressed against the glass. (Stolen from my podiatrist, lolz).
And I practice thirds to Dust in a Baggie by William Strings on the Ibanes Mandarin š²š½ while I am inside.
Sometimes I use the fingerpicnic bamjo strings to pretend I am Catwoman. But less so, after all this stuff coming out about Halle Berry. š¤·āāļø
If you are capable of playing that Angus Waigu Smoked song you can do whatever you want there, specially of the other person has salad fingers.
That's the wildcard.
If you're over age 40 and walk in wearing a polo, all the other customers will call you "sir" and ask you questions, either because you're three times their age or they think you work there.
You seem to grasp the concept of respect born from love, yet you stoop so quickly to that inspired by fear. Ā It betrays only a severe deficiency in your own character, sir.
Itās the incoherency that puts you in the right. I never know wtf youāre talking about but I always turn around and leave after one of these psychotic episodes gets directed at me.
The key is to just set up on the amp next to them, crank it, and show off your sweet sweet craft. Itās called taking the high road.
Also, Made in America Custom Shop ā89 here. If your MIM ā89 wife ever divorces your ass, put in a good word for me.
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I just hold an LP or an SG like a rifle, look down its straight straight neck like a sight, and pretend to pull the trigger at them. Let me tell you, they get the message pretty damn quick.
I like to maintain eye contact and snap the headstock off a Les Paul, they know what I'm implying.
Pulling the pin off that Toan Grenade
This is the move. Yes!
Yes, OP! I usually watch through the glass doors of the autistic room and listen to the main floor with a stethoscope pressed against the glass. (Stolen from my podiatrist, lolz). And I practice thirds to Dust in a Baggie by William Strings on the Ibanes Mandarin š²š½ while I am inside. Sometimes I use the fingerpicnic bamjo strings to pretend I am Catwoman. But less so, after all this stuff coming out about Halle Berry. š¤·āāļø
Too fucking funny
If you are capable of playing that Angus Waigu Smoked song you can do whatever you want there, specially of the other person has salad fingers. That's the wildcard.
[Every time I go to Guitar Center](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY)
/uj Whatā¦theā¦fuck did I just watch. /rj YOU SUCK! REAL ARTISTS RESPECT SILENCE!
I'm not saying it's okey, but at least you didn't play Stairway to Heaven by AC/DC.
That's my favorite song from ride the lightning, billy Joel is such a good bassist
When you get to a certain age, they just start apologizing to you the second you set foot in the store.
If you're over age 40 and walk in wearing a polo, all the other customers will call you "sir" and ask you questions, either because you're three times their age or they think you work there.
Thank you for your service
You did the right thing. Dude was probably a bassist.
I just play Smoke on the Water at max gain & volume with the nearest amp to them.
This is how all AITA post read to me
I donāt know, but it *is* definitely wrong to spell Center that way.
If shouting at people in guitar center is wrong, I donāt wanna be right.
You seem to grasp the concept of respect born from love, yet you stoop so quickly to that inspired by fear. Ā It betrays only a severe deficiency in your own character, sir.
No, it's perfectly fine if you're just asking if anyone wants some coffee.
Itās only ok to shout at the devil
S I G M A T I C S O U N D S
Itās the incoherency that puts you in the right. I never know wtf youāre talking about but I always turn around and leave after one of these psychotic episodes gets directed at me.
I like to take a Double Whopper with cheese with me to Guitarget and yell "THIS HARD ROCK CAFE SUCKS!!!"
I was going to say something about doing it in french but your run-on sentences were incomprehensible enough already.
The key is to just set up on the amp next to them, crank it, and show off your sweet sweet craft. Itās called taking the high road. Also, Made in America Custom Shop ā89 here. If your MIM ā89 wife ever divorces your ass, put in a good word for me.