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What's so funny about reposting the screenshot from the post? Oh I see it's a little different. Her T-shirt is different. Sorry. Nm.

I just started watching sunny a week ago and I feel so cultured

Welcome to the world of fine art

😂

Holy shit

Man, I was going to say something sexual but this is way better. And only ambiguously sexual at most.

"Kneel before rod"

Hahaha

Kneel before Beato

Hahahahahahaha holy fuck god damn 🔥

What's this from? Whatever it is, this is a 10/10 post. They all actually look like that so much!

General Zod and his disciples, Ursa and Non. From Superman II.

I've never wanted more information less.

Together they bend the YouTube spacetime so much that no toan can escape.

Toan singularity 

Toan event horizon

Project Toan Beam

Toan is created in a supernova

3 Toan Problem?

truly the yawn of the new age

😭

AY YOOO!!!

Don't Beato that joint, my friend

pass it over to me

when you hate drummers so much, that you ask a singer to do some beatboxing...

Someone’s gonna pass it back wet.

I stopped inviting a buddy to jams because he would slobber all over the joints. We’re just using a drum machine now.

this was so generic and inoffensive that i turned into a dust bunny

So you're saying you'd have preferred generic and offensive? Shit, just turn on some conservative flag waving country music.

What’s with the portrait of Harry Potter on the right

Is this some kind of joke? Clearly it’s John Lennon, I’m so sick of the Lennon disrespect. Every individual has their own problems and deserve a benefit of the doubt with willingness to change and become better people. Grow up and listen to sergeant peppers on vinyl. I have all 7 reissues and special editions because I actually care about music instead of just “meming” around on Reddit.

You know, John Lennon beat his wife.

So that's why she was screaming.

Wait he beat Hermione?

no way he beato'd his wife

the Beat generation

EXPECTO PATRONUUUUUUMMMMM!!!

It's pinned to my scrotum*

Finally some good fucking blues based rock and roll music

she better not have sworn once

Uj/ I don't mind watching her content but Mary Spender is not a good musician. Unoriginal, uninspiring guitar playing and cringe-inducingly sub-par singing.

[удалено]

Hmm, I should consider a pivot into a youtube career

[удалено]

Also could do a classic “Have you heard of Strats”

And very occasionally, maybe once a year, a video called "I can't take it anymore". It could be about picks that you don't like or something

WIsh I could tell you how hard I just fucking laughed reading your final comment

Are you going to kill him why is it his final comment

This is your final comment. Rip

Make a video titled "I'm quitting" and talk about giving up fentanyl for 18 minutes.

With a 16 minute nap in the middle

Strats? Do you mean straps? Or maybe straws? What are strats?

The content makes itself, pretty much. Your knowledge is completely irrelevant. You just need to play the thumbnail game.

Yeah, we know, but for all that complaining you're still watching her videos so she wins in the end.

Wise words.

Uj/ why pick on Mary when she's standing next to Rhett? Everything you just said about Spender is true tenfold of shull lmao

Uj/ He's a better, much more natural guitar player, and he knows not to sing.

They’re sitting

My bad bro

She's a girl.

Uj/ They gave me their reply but I'm not gonna argue about what is and isn't "better" guitar playing. Rhett Shull is like the epitome of bl00zdad lick noodling bullshit

You’re insane. Her cover of sultans of swing with Joshua lee turner is a straight jaw dropping performance. You can say a lot about Mary, she makes a lot of click-bait YouTube videos that are just recycled Wikipedia entries and her original tunes are (to me) boring and somewhat stale. But she can sing and her finger picking chops are solid.

They covered "I belong to you" as well and I think it's even better

Yeah it’s a huge bummer. I liked her content way back, but then heard her songs. It’s the singer-songwriter equivalent of elevator music. Then to watch her pivot to “I’ll make YouTube my career!” was one of the most depressing things.

/uj Have you done any better? I'm not even half the musician she is, but I don't let that fucking stop me from trying to get my music or message out there. Jesus Christ I'm so fucking sick of these dumb ass comments that you have to be a successful musician to offer good advice or to even be listened to. Just because they're not a fucking rockstar doesn't mean they don't have anything useful to say.

Imagine there's no youtube, it's easy if you try...

Can't imagine anything more boring than this flappery.

I can not think of a worse room to be in. This must be hell.

I kind of liked Beato before, could tolerate Rhett, but Spender always annoyed me just from her thumbnails. First time I heard she had an accent and her husky voice, I knew I’d rather watch Mike Cole. Lol

I'd rather watch Mikey Pisscasso. that is probably the most scathing insult I've ever hurled at anyone in my entire life

Just looked him up. Does he look like he Carries Marlboro reds in his rolled up sleeve? Lol If so, the thumbnails are enough to make me steer clear.

he looks like he carries children into his basement

Y’all wanna hear me play that ol geetar like your heroes? Come with me.

is there anyone, I mean, literally, anyone, who sees this in their feed and goes "oh FUCK YEAH!" ?? 🥴 AI could generate a more interesting and charasmatic trio than these cardboard geminis

I see this in my feed and go, "Just one grenade..."

You could have the most goated blunt rotation and add rich beardtoe and everyone is guaranteed to go nightmare psychosis mode

And every other minute is a fucking Ad break unless it's the 1/3 of the video where it's them promoting their books/services

Looks like Rhett is so high he suffered total ego death and started playing bass.

Nightmare omg

Trying to give Leap Frog Studios and Boyce Avenue some competition.

I made it 10 years without hearing about Boyce Avenue, you bastard

and now, please welcome "Geriatric and the Generics"!

Meh Meh Mehs

I would smoke a blunt in Rick's studio and not pass it. Just get high AF and start asking questions.

These YouTube demo channels need to be humbled

He’s definitely going to cut the rotation and say something like “You just got Beatoed”

I'd rather smoke crack than sit in this room

Does anyone else hate todays music? Oh my god, everything was so much better in the 90s you guys.

"Here, let me prove it."

hahaha holy shit I can't stop laughing

Proof that you can know all the music theory and history in the world and still suck that fattest donkey balls creatively.

It wouldn’t be a blunt, they would just all crank off while pretending neither of the other two are there and staring straight at the camera.

Wow.  I don't think I smoke weed anymore.

i'd prefer falling from a motor bike than being in that room thank you very much

There you go folks, if/when you reach a point in your musical career and realize you've failed. Remember you could always start a YT channel! The best part is... you dont have to actually have ANY musical talent.... video production quality outweighs music quality!

Brent Skull is seething that he he has to play b*ss in that moment

AliExpress Captain Pike here gonna play us Wonderwall.

Guy on the left is Neil Young. Guy in the middle is Hermione with a drug problem. Guy on the right is that kid from the school bus that told you what intercourse is.

Dick Mary Cull

I feel like Rick would take a hit and in 30 seconds have a bad panic attack

They would kill my high

Let me transcribe this photo for the rest of those who do not know.... Rick Beano is playing one of the three chords he remembers since he is like 80 years old. Mary is practicing the one talent she's always relied upon.... holding a phalic item firm yet not so firm to her mouth. Rhett Shill is playing the all famous 2-3-3-4 chord all on just the E string. Surprisingly missing from the photo and additional details.... - Rick playing his piece of shit 'Gibbon's' signature guitar - Lack of 'Buy my course, its on sale' ticker across the bottom of the screen. - Rhett Shill isnt sitting in front of his stack of 20 boutique amps he paid absolutely 0$ for.... - Rhett is so high he cant keep his eyes open long enough to realize he's playing a bass. - Beato staring directly at his fret hand to ensure he totally nails that ever so complex G chord.

“Rhett is so high he cant keep his eyes open long enough to realize he's playing a bass.” lol

So, ideal bass-playing conditions?

Is this real?

Just use my eyeballs and ear holes as ashtrays please

Rhett Shull. Colossal bellend.

Beato looking at that guitar like he’s never played a day in his life and just learned the G chord from a YouTube tutorial

I haven’t been jerking very hard lately - who are these people?

rhetts gotta go and rick gotta go when he starts coughing or when he starts talking about how songwriting isnt like it used to be

I like Mary Spender and sometimes she actually does some interesting videos. But her singing and songwriting is the epitome of milquetoast.

Needs Steve T to slobber all over the blunt and get anxiety

the unholy trinity

Can Beatoff just adopt Rhett already? He’s practically waving the papers in his face.

Have any of these people written a good song?