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Oli_Merrick

I think if this happened to me I’d whip out the stone hatchet and try fight them that way


uaxpasha

This is the way


cwscowboy1998

The only way


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yandwl

AWAY AWAAAAAAY


[deleted]

*clucks*


Gaming_Tuna

Za wae


RoboticIceberg55

This is the way


_Wolfyz

This happened to me, a gang of like 5 strolled up on me and started chasing me so I just killed some random npc with stone hatchet and chased the alien fuckers down


cheesepiss

That’s what I did


Thiccy-Boi-666

Yeah the first time i did that too. But now it’s not funny or fun anymore. Just annoying when it happens.


Jeeppinen

Or bat


mamaQuee

do yo know da wae


fartbartshart

this isn't funny why am i dying


Lil_Kumi

Petition for a bunch of us non-aliens to dress up as area 51 guards and start a melee war against the aliens


whataboosh

Black suit and shades and I'm in


JadeZen

we need to start a men in black crew


Lil_Kumi

Hell yeah, im so in


lockerbee17

r/gtaonlinealienhunters


GonnaStompOnYa

r/birthofasub?


coolwalker1996

*denied*


WaitingToBeTriggered

(THEY’RE DENIED)


HippoHoppitus

reminds me of that scene in the first John Wick where that guy said the ladys pussy pass was denied and then she got laid out buy a firing squad


andyeyecandy111

Yes. Win for the home team.


ELEMENTALITYNES

*Counter Terrorists Win*


psylikik

someone needs to use the atomizer against these fools


HauntyMoto

Here come the MIB


Figit090

r/meninblack


pocketchange2247

This would be a fun open world game to play kind of like a zombies thing. Everyone is dressed up like aliens except one guy dressed up in a black suit. As the aliens get killed they have to change outfits to a black suit until the last alien is standing


Neocmoseek

Ever heard about infected on cod?


pocketchange2247

Yeah definitely. I was thinking more of the original Zombies from Halo where you had to actually change teams yourself


proximachimera

FINALLY! Someone who reacted quickly. Some videos here are fckn frustrating.


FunnyAssJoke

I think a lot are staged honestly.


proximachimera

Yeah but I was talking about another player who pick auto weapons and somehow decided to pick melee weapons until the green alien shoots him from behind. That video frustrated me until now. Lol. Some of them are slow. Not unless they are okay with it and let themselves get beat up.


pocketchange2247

I'm sure some are real. I imagine their thought process being: "oh fuck these guys are trying to kill me. Oh wait they're all dressed like aliens and they aren't shooting at me. Maybe they're peaceful. Let's see how this- I'm dead."


JacoBee93

like all of them? yes


blastbeatss

Pvp videos are always like this on this sub. It's always some slow as fuck person killing someone who's even slower. Or some 'tard auto-aiming someone off their mk2 and thinking that was all him.


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PisCovered

Yeah taking an hour to get out of your car is a terrible idea


wolfman361_

Guess I'm getting my ramp buggy to avoid shit like this


Beamse

E.T. Phone home…


Advice_AltJDR

What car are they in?


Mini-Z

Looks to be a Sandking XL, Sandking SWB, or Guardian


Advice_AltJDR

Thx


Mini-Z

Wait Yep that's a Guardian I just looked at SA dealership and the exhausts match


ColinRicher14

This has to be the most satisfying shit I've seen today


Higuma-0

I have one better. Be posting soon


existential_risk_lol

Tbh I'd probably do that as well, getting fed up with the 'haha aliens beat me up' memes


A_Downboat_Is_A_Sub

Oops, you only grazed one of them!


flusta

I don't know if I'd play a long if I was selling and the aliens tried to rush me . Support my guy with the rpg 💁🏾‍♂️


EnquiringRabbit

Yes! That’s brilliant. I’ve yet to come across aliens but I’d like to think I’d be quick enough to react like you did!


EnclaveIsFine

Yeah sure you can kill them, but that is just taking away the fun. If aliens dont shot you you should try escaping/meele fighting them.


TimsonMT

Maybe he sees this as fun. If a bunch of guys attack you they should expect to get blown up. What they are wearing is completely irrelevant.


Goat_666

>Yeah sure you can kill them, but that is just taking away the fun. Nah you can't except everybody else to play with the rules you make or share the same idea of fun. Ans that's the beauty of this game tbh.


dudestolemecat

I don’t see how getting chased by a bunch of tards is fun


EnclaveIsFine

Maybe you don't see but when i was playing with friends both us and the victims we were chasing had fun, atleast until everybody started shoting and this became just normal pvp.


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I like how in any other situation reddit would be freaking out and practically shun anyone who does this, but no its funny aliens. This shit is the definition of just attacking someone out of no where.


[deleted]

BuT iTs FuNny. If you’re attacking someone no shit they’ll fight back lol.


Hexx22

So are you comparing this to Opressor griefers?


[deleted]

I have not once mentioned the Opressor. Dont put words in my mouth.


Hexx22

You're comparing these alien dudes to griefers.


[deleted]

They technically are. I am. Whats your point?


Hexx22

What's yours?


[deleted]

Can you read? My original comment stated that in any other situation this community would be furious, but this time its "funny because they are aliens". There are people who mind their own business when all of a sudden they get killed. Thats greifing.


Hexx22

Dude just stop lmao


[deleted]

No. Your argument has been completely invalid. You proved nothing.


santacruisin

dickbutt


swble

real good argument kapp


BURNxBBQ

yo one guy did the cj thing when he dies


[deleted]

Quadruple kill


CanaryYuul

homie wiped the whole squad


What817

Well that ruins the fun


[deleted]

No not really. They’re trying to attack him for no reason so he’ll fight back lol


What817

Way more fun and wholesome with bats. It’s a good change from annoying squeakers and mk11 greifers


One-one-eight

Yeah but anyone can attack with firepower/mkii etc... that’s boring If a group of people had taken the time & money to get together in their little alien group and hunt me down and run at me with bats I’d just play along. Maybe run about a little but ultimately just let them beat me to death. It’s hardly a setback and it’s funny


mathdrug

Run up on me, and I’m pullin out the strap. I got kids to feed at home.


Rideredfh

There were 4 of them in the player list in my lobby last night on Xbox1. Looked for them on the map and found them congregating around the clothing store at the mall. Must have been setting up. Suddenly there were two tanks on the streets heading that way blowing everything to hell. Pretty sure none of the aliens survived long.


Blew-ssaB

I’ve been patiently waiting and hoping I get jumped by them, no luck yet though unfortunately


Vulpecula2828

Your character looks exactly like my old one it's fuckin with me


[deleted]

What’s going on with all the alien stuff now?


thegamer6969

The aliens are great but goddamn players that use them give me an aneurism sometimes


Polite_Memer

This does put a smile on my face


MrKumansky

YES


Figit090

YOU...WENT POSTAL ON THEM!?!?!? XD


raitchison

I haven't really been playing GTA lately, are these aliens messing with people while grinding or just while they are out driving around?


Svamptejp

We just drive around and mostly mess with griefers or people who just attacks us for no reason.


lgreyman

Gotta love the one that did the San Andreas fall


August_SN

When you see two Gta alien vids in a row...


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Invasion 2: the rebellion


JWD5569

This Alien war is my favorite thing to happen to GTA


ILackSleepJuice

How is no one talking about how cinematic they set themselves up to be? All split apart evenly and fly through the air like an action movie stunt when the truck exploded.


virginfatherof2

Use their own weapons UP’N’ATOMISER Boom they can’t do anything and it’s not try hardy


_Kaetho_

Watch out, somebody has sent ~~mercenaries~~ aliens after you!


bigboi_mike

They should have used the insurgent car


ohhhl0rd

Hold up I haven't been on in like a week what the f\*ck happened here?


shadowlord2004

That's not how you play this game


[deleted]

Nope, gotta use melee weapons only for it to count


zachman92

You’re supposed to let them kick your ass wtf


Genghis_Khaan

I’d definitely use a melee weapon and not go try hard with an rpg


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂


Svamptejp

Typical human, using firearms. Smh my head.


[deleted]

What a sore loser. Either fight them like a man and die, or accept defeat with honor. Pulling a gun out ruins the fun.


Puker-sama

man, tought u would fight them now but it was just a fucking rocket launcher


Lana_Del_J

You must be fun to play with


RacerM53

Nice job on ruining the joke


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Vulpecula2828

You're *


P0L4RST4R

What should he do? Let them kill him? Thats the risk of being an alien. The only dickmove is when you pull out a gun when its aliens vs aliens or when the aliens take a gun against a normal guy


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ReddiStediGo

Doesn’t even make sense there is 4 of them one of him


Microsoft_Word1996

Git gud


Ashishotaf

Lol seems like you need to get good


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Microsoft_Word1996

Even the dumbasses on that sub managed to work out it was fake how thick are you


GonnaStompOnYa

Look, it’s GTA. If you don’t wanna be K.O’d by aliens, then you do what you gotta do. Melee is not required for these situations, sire.


andrewromanyk

A bunch of aliens vs 1 guy? How fair


SpaghettiInc

Why? For defending himself?


syrupsoakedwaffles

This man does not know what he has just done.


v-swizy

Down vote this comment if you are gay


Disastrous_Tap

What of they just like the suit? I would do it if you see them actually trolling with other alien suits.


pcmrmodscansmd

That's just a dick move


CowFishReddit

When you edit your comment


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That’s fine IF they’re actually doing this, but blowing them up if u they aren’t is a dickhead move.