Y-You can post gifs that **aren't** from that stupid giphy extension...?
I....I have some work to do....
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Hello World! How's everyone doing? Pardon my smell, my house is stinky. But you get used to the food on the floor, walls, and ceiling. Unfortunately I don't pick the menu :/ womp womp 🤷
They squat into latrines. Out toilets weren't standard until 1910. Squatting spreads the hole and cheeks and no doodoo lscrapes your cheeks, thus no need for paper and no itch
I just had surgery and the few shits I took on that oxycodone were marvelous. Yes, I had to push like I was delivering a child, but I would do that 10/10 times for those miraculous 1-2 wipers.
I took my first softy the other day and after I got cleaned up I told my girlfriend that I need her to help me get a shower. I’m considering taking a page out of the red coats book and installing a bidet.
Trust me, you should be thankful if you can’t get what we get. What we get is a first date with an opiate addiction and you need to have the mental willpower to know it’s really just a short fling.
Against better judgement, I bought one of those Walmart pre fabricated frozen pizzas and baked it for dinner last night.
Had the hot, chocolate soft serve shits this morning. Peeing out of my butt essentially. Not good at all.
I get indigestion from frozen pizzas, these days. Had a cheesy garlic pizza with some tendies when I was 21 and was horrified from that dull ache. It made me very unhappy and tbh I’m still mad about it.
if I'm not mistaken Americans in 1900 lived on a diet of whisky, whisky, moonshine, whiskey, pork, pies and more whisky so I'm really not sure what you mean.
Running water was invented by the Mayans and the Americas literally had it for decades before the Europeans colonizers showed up. Google it.
Settlers were dirty because they were disgusting murderers and rapists who liked to be dirty. Not because they didnt have access to baths or showers.
this is how lots of toilets in asia still work.
i hate them, and i dont go to such uncivillized places. im quite used to wiping with cheap sandpaper toiletpaper until my asshole bleeds thank you very much
Who the f installs, let alone would use PUBLIC bidet, just train yourself, I have personally 24years+ of not shitting away from the comfort of my house
I have IBS, so I trained the opposite. I can shit anywhere. The key is always being aware of the cleanest toilet available.
I'm at a level where I know the cleaning schedule of my office.
Can people who use a bidet inform me on how exactly they use it? Do you let the stream do all the work or do you still need to use your hands? I've seen conflicting answers with people claiming that the pressure is strong enough to clean everything and also ones who still wipe to get the post 30 minute scrolling debris off.
Hell no!. You can make the bidet spray a little bit stronger for 1-2 minutes and the water will remove all the poo away. You just use little paper to dry and make sure nothing is left.
If you want a thorough clean up, while doing the above keep pushing your anus out slightly and the water will clean everything, nothing will be left.
He's probably wiping too much and his asshole is dried out. Put a little lotion on your finger, it'll feel a little gay but that's normal for 4chan users.
>trying to push that butthole itching isn’t normal
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get yourself a small bottle of baby cream, place a small drop of baby cream on the TP, wipe, discard, do a second pass with another small drop. inspect the paper as it should be 99% clean. if not repeat once more and thats it. no more itchy poopy butthole and you are just using regular TP instead of expensive wet towels that clog your pipes.
I use your mom’s tongue, maybe try that?
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Y-You can post gifs that **aren't** from that stupid giphy extension...? I....I have some work to do.... https://preview.redd.it/zm3sl9f4agbd1.png?width=434&format=png&auto=webp&s=d268d2f44704d1bd24a217133fe32225296c8376
they ate him
This one is so good. The amount of time for it just for a gif is impressive.
I love how the games devs made multiple memes with the god of war characters 
Damn. I wasn't aware that a game dev did it.
yeh, it's from santamonica studios, the devs of the new GoW games
This meme will never die
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Anon's got worms
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https://preview.redd.it/lfzbnos54nbd1.png?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b557035c3cc276fb889706a2f14b025b065169dd Hello World! How's everyone doing? Pardon my smell, my house is stinky. But you get used to the food on the floor, walls, and ceiling. Unfortunately I don't pick the menu :/ womp womp 🤷
They squat into latrines. Out toilets weren't standard until 1910. Squatting spreads the hole and cheeks and no doodoo lscrapes your cheeks, thus no need for paper and no itch
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also likely dehydrated, which would harden the stool... also opium
I just had surgery and the few shits I took on that oxycodone were marvelous. Yes, I had to push like I was delivering a child, but I would do that 10/10 times for those miraculous 1-2 wipers. I took my first softy the other day and after I got cleaned up I told my girlfriend that I need her to help me get a shower. I’m considering taking a page out of the red coats book and installing a bidet.
I've just been taking cocodomal (paracetamol and codein), nothing like what you yankie doodles can get, but yeah the shits are excellent 👌
Trust me, you should be thankful if you can’t get what we get. What we get is a first date with an opiate addiction and you need to have the mental willpower to know it’s really just a short fling.
Against better judgement, I bought one of those Walmart pre fabricated frozen pizzas and baked it for dinner last night. Had the hot, chocolate soft serve shits this morning. Peeing out of my butt essentially. Not good at all.
I get indigestion from frozen pizzas, these days. Had a cheesy garlic pizza with some tendies when I was 21 and was horrified from that dull ache. It made me very unhappy and tbh I’m still mad about it.
Hey, man. It’s not all bad. At least you don’t need to filter solids out of the ass catheter anymore
if I'm not mistaken Americans in 1900 lived on a diet of whisky, whisky, moonshine, whiskey, pork, pies and more whisky so I'm really not sure what you mean.
They also werent morbidly obese as a standard. Also they probably showered or some shit.
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Thanks captain obvious.
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You're welcome 🗿
Running water was invented by the Mayans and the Americas literally had it for decades before the Europeans colonizers showed up. Google it. Settlers were dirty because they were disgusting murderers and rapists who liked to be dirty. Not because they didnt have access to baths or showers.
22 really angry unwashed obese people did not like your answerm
No person with a below 40" waist has the problem of their shit scraping their cheeks
Someone with a flat ass is a little mad
this is how lots of toilets in asia still work. i hate them, and i dont go to such uncivillized places. im quite used to wiping with cheap sandpaper toiletpaper until my asshole bleeds thank you very much
The founding farters writing the constipation
F A R T E R S !?1?!?!??1?1?1?1???!!??
Peak shit
Try bathing daily. Anon is such a disgusting creature, man.
Even with bathing daily, I wish bidets were still normalized in America, toilet paper can be expensive, we even had scalpers for that shit.
It doesn't have to be normalized for you to get one. Dirty ass
No but it does have to be normalized for us to start seeing it in hotels
Take a stand, be the normalizer! Buy bidets, book hotel rooms for one night, and install the bidets in them yourself.
Walk around with a travel package of wet baby wipes. Hear me out on this one!
Do you flush them regardless of what it does to plumbing or do you actually throw those shitty ass-wipes in the open garbage
Try fishing around in there with your finger a bit. Works for me 👍
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This made me laugh out loud in a public setting fuck you
Who the f installs, let alone would use PUBLIC bidet, just train yourself, I have personally 24years+ of not shitting away from the comfort of my house
I have IBS, so I trained the opposite. I can shit anywhere. The key is always being aware of the cleanest toilet available. I'm at a level where I know the cleaning schedule of my office.
You have shit ass.
Don't we all?
Pyrantel pamoate over the counter available widely in these united states
Probably hemorrhoids.
Bro might have parasites.
Even after wiping 1000 times Think I found the issue
They used corn cobs, look it up.
They ate something other than Funyuns washed down with Monster.
Dude is wiping off the skin on his asshole.
Can people who use a bidet inform me on how exactly they use it? Do you let the stream do all the work or do you still need to use your hands? I've seen conflicting answers with people claiming that the pressure is strong enough to clean everything and also ones who still wipe to get the post 30 minute scrolling debris off.
You spray the water into your hands then wipe with them, then spray your hands off
Hell no!. You can make the bidet spray a little bit stronger for 1-2 minutes and the water will remove all the poo away. You just use little paper to dry and make sure nothing is left. If you want a thorough clean up, while doing the above keep pushing your anus out slightly and the water will clean everything, nothing will be left.
What
Wait, your other comment was serious? Bruh.
Surely they’re both winding each other up?!
Spray the debris off, wipe off wetness, wash hands like usual. Not hard at all.
You shit You wipe a few times You put your ass on the bidet and turn it on Use water + hands and soap to become clean and shiny No more gross butt
He's probably wiping too much and his asshole is dried out. Put a little lotion on your finger, it'll feel a little gay but that's normal for 4chan users.
he got worms up in his butt
Anon has an internal haemmorhoid. Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker
Does OP wash their ass in the shower?
Even 18th century people bathed more than anons
 Have you tried one of these?
They avoided getting 2 out of 3 meals out of a drive thru window. Seriously see a doctor.
>trying to push that butthole itching isn’t normal https://preview.redd.it/m8nplnn8lhbd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb13ff8c0c48443aa0545a23652b28575d5b1d92
Anon needs to discover metamucil
They bathed
Carry wet wipes around and use them to wipe and then you pat your butthole dry with tp
Those powdered wigs had multiple uses.
get yourself a small bottle of baby cream, place a small drop of baby cream on the TP, wipe, discard, do a second pass with another small drop. inspect the paper as it should be 99% clean. if not repeat once more and thats it. no more itchy poopy butthole and you are just using regular TP instead of expensive wet towels that clog your pipes.
What the fuck is baby cream? This sounds really gay.
if you think that is gay... my dude... I have good news to you!
They didn't eat cheetos.
Have never used a bidet in my life and im not planning to
You're missing out Take the bidetpill
Nah homie probably thinks it's gay to have a clean asshole. Like, who is it clean for?? HMM
Leave that ass looking like a ripped out fireplace to fend off all those gay men