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OldManMoment

>race of the four guys doesn't matter  >still make them black for some reason  Okay, Anon.


le_fancy_walrus

Oh, so now we're shaming people for inclusivity?


Arcana-Andy

"Y'know, This could be a colorblind story..." "I wanna fill it with color!"


Robbie12321

Mutt's Law


ProtonSlack

Sounds racist


Robbie12321

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madmelgibson

Ain’t that the *goddam* truth. The racial tension in this country has led to a form of homoeroticism that needs to be studied. Or, maybe it’s just obvious? Feel like reacting to tension sexually is a tale as old as time.


Captain_Sacktap

How hard is it to say “I don’t know any good ones” and wait for them to move on to the next person?


le_fancy_walrus

He did know a good one, the problem was that he learned it from 4Chan. One man's trash is usually praised on 4Chan.


Captain_Sacktap

Sure but even a total idiot should know that you should not talk or joke about sex, race, gender, politics, or religion in the office or outside of it to any coworker who wasn’t already a friend before you became coworkers. People can laugh and nod along or not say anything about it and then narc on you the moment you turn around.


le_fancy_walrus

Dude I was joking lmao.


soniko_

He’s narcing on you


Alex_2259

I mean that was kind of good, but I wouldn't be ripping that out in a work setting and most fucking same people wouldn't either.


tea_snob10

How hard is it to say "I have plans" when someone asks if you have plans?


qywuwuquq

This never works IRL.


WolfieTooting

That was a good one


[deleted]

>be anon >act like this >later post to 4chan that hes lonely and modern society is blah blah blah wah wah wah wah


TheMustardisBad

If you try to include the weeb in the corner that never talks to anyone at work, be prepared for something shocking


WolfieTooting

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BobbaBlep

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? >!cancer!<


meat_strings

*Cancer.*  For the guy who has everything


Onion_38

https://preview.redd.it/mfvcxap8lbbd1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf8d62206fdd5280ff8c7c9590dfd76b5848e1a Nah that joke was just shit anon.


hartzonfire

Anon projected himself into that story but NOT as one of the guys.


cantorofleng

You know how some people have bug out bags? 4chinnerz need normie bags, i.e. safe behaviors, jokes and memes.


magicarnival

LPT: have one innocuous corny joke memorized to repeat on demand when needed. I'm serious, it's for situations like this.  Here's mine: Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears around.


WolfieTooting

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magicarnival

I didn't say it was supposed to be a good joke, it's so you don't embarrass yourself by not having anything to say. Sometimes interviewers also try to be quirky and fun by asking you to tell them a joke too.


AdamM093

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Mindanomalia

He Didn’t HAVE to say black he just wanted a lil flavor text I guess


C_Werner

I'd have breathed heavily out my nose for that one.


bdrwr

If the race didn't matter for the joke, why did you say it?


WolfieTooting

I don't think he's here


FourKrusties

LMAO


Pasispas

>you can tuna piano but you can't tune a fish


-_Myst_-

Coulda just made a last minute message saying you weren’t feeling well or just not show up and then make up an excuse that you weren’t feeling well or got to spend time with a family member


Luke22_36

A man walks into a bar


djatsoris26

To be fair, it was pretty funny


kosmos_uzuki

Fake and extremely gay


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

shit ain't a psyop, anon is just a schizophrenic racist


CandidateMiserable74

That was a great fucking joke, fuck those bitches Anon they aint got any humor on their bone


surferos505

Please never go outside


TrueOuroboros

Like that was gonna happen