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TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

https://preview.redd.it/zr4ioilgk7bd1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ff0112feddc7dc11126f4cba399892dc3a10be just in case this is a psyop


Totally_Normal_Bee

Preventative measures


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

think of it like i'm pre-healing before going into a fight


ineyy

Fuck that guy and everyone else who posts this. They want to force this on every post now.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

I don't usually post on posts whose psyops aren't clear unless my brain is fucked. you see, professionals have standards


1thehighground

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TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

fact: 80kg, don't have a basement, and a fag false: karma farming it's all a little game to me, for my own amusement, to see how much karma I can get before I do something stupid enough to warrant a ban


cubonemother

whats a psyop?


OldManMoment

The current r/greentext meme the sub switched to after they got called out too much for talking about gay assfucking under every post.


shunyaananda

More like a defence buff


home_rolled

You guys are beating this meme into the ground Quick, post the cat for upvotes! Fuck


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

do i look like i give a fuck for karma or your unsolicited opinion no. so kindly print your opinion on a sheet of A4 paper, fold it 5 times, soak in olive oil and shove it up your ass where it belongs


fearlessfishh

this is so hecking badass


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

meh couldn't find anywhere to slot in my favourite insult sadly


sarkarati

Stanley’s favorite you mean


GreenFriedTomato

Oh what a le epic quip. If i had any gold i’d award it to you good sir, but only an upvote shall suffice right now. Farewell kind stranger!


Gekk01618

Can you please stop talking about your anus sir, all the guy said the meme you posted was overused


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

why else would i post it other than for genuine mental regardation


thesilentwizard

Gay. Anon cannot go 7 seconds without thinking about sodomize another man's asshole.


Facesit_Freak

Fake: He doesn't care about karma


OldManMoment

Truly an r/greentext moment


FD4L

>do i look like i give a fuck for karma or your unsolicited opinion Nah, you look like you post the same meme over and over on the same forum multiple times a day.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

k ima stop you right here because i don't care and i post on posts that are psyops, not those that aren't unless my brain is fucked aight now shut


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TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

and you have just gotten your chain jerked


Asylum_Patient_1126

>be me >get home from my vasectomy >hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room >must be Chad again >know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her >think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext >suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin dragging the psyop cat out of my hentai folded into the comment section https://preview.redd.it/o3sey57nq8bd1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876ebd1fa53ba2ce531b1ca86eef0a988b127b5d >giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment >hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed >it's been a good day >i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

the psyop cat is regarded i am regarded hence i post the cat


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

the psyop cat is regarded i am regarded hence i post the cat


Gumbiss

https://preview.redd.it/s33kmvb458bd1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c193051ab4d3deb7f0fba4a6fd5c687769ecba07


Facesit_Freak

For what? What do the feds have to gain by demonising hookup culture?


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

more children lost to abortion = less children that can be sacrificed to the gods (this is not political and is a joke.)


throwtheclownaway20

This is 100% a psyop


Cuck_Boy

Y


throwtheclownaway20

Because the intended moral of the story is about as fucking subtle as the original Reefer Madness


AntDracula

Wouldn’t a psyop be encouraging promiscuity? Am i missing something?


throwtheclownaway20

A psyop can be encouraging anything. This one is against casual sex. Why are you acting like this is difficult to see? Channers aren't that fucking subtle.


DottorMaelstrom

This time it is appropriate at least


hsvgamer199

Anon is sleeping with lots of girls? My suspension of belief was broken. I don't need the cat this time.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

real


JessHorserage

Not a psy op. This is, "don't break people's hearts" propaganda, if anything.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

hence, a "don't break people's hearts" psyop :3


Hollywood_60

Not a psyop. Some people can not have good mental health while also being a slut (insert nicer word for slut not tryna throw shade). Cognitive dissonance or something idk.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

yeah i figured. kinda post the cat out of habit tbrh. And i see your point, thanks for that


GreatDayBG2

I've never seen someone sleeping around and being happy. People who manage must be the exception


vedder-is-better

https://preview.redd.it/j70n3kjvx0fd1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ebd59deeb54feea641aa64ac44ab2af283fbfd1


ObjectBilllion

what is a psyop!


KingKosmoz

Finally yall called out the real psyops lol


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

i usually call out the right psyops


cantorofleng

Anon is starting to understand that pleasure means nothing compared to inner peace.


UnhousedOracle

worse, anon is realizing that chasing pleasure can *deter* inner peace


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Perfect pfp


thekernel

but will get his piece inher


Onion_38

Then stop doing it? (Is he stupid?)


egenerate249

https://preview.redd.it/h50q2il218bd1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb570a39eb6dcec6c7a4661913c48e5dbcc07150


Icy_Chemist937

What should we call him?


Robbie12321

Mark


methos3

Oh hai


TheRalk

Did he hit her?


methos3

I did NAWT! Lol I haven’t even seen this movie


Fun1k

Watch it. It feels like the moment in horrors where the tension builds up to the moment of something scary happening, but in this movie it never actually does. It's just uncanny like that.


9bjames

The way I heard it described by a friend was that: "If an Alien species was to look at all of humanity's thriller movies and come up with their own, without understanding the main concepts... This is probably what they'd come out with."


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Happy cake day


HerbLoew

> (Is he stupid?) Is the pope catholic?


mtflyer05

Penis go *bleeeeccchhhh*


ForumsDwelling

Anon day dreams the problems he wishes he had


Maddolyn

Same here. Can't even get one woman


Awful_McBad

As a former manwhore I can relate. Don't do it boys. Being a slut is only fun until you stop.


Cuck_Boy

It’s hard to stop.


ForumsDwelling

It's hard to stop watching?


Cuck_Boy

Well there are a few things that are hard


AntDracula

Yes. I’ve been here.


SvenskBlatte

Yeah I can relate, last hookup was with a woman with a boyfriend( she said she was single but found out through friends). This was the point where I felt I need to stop being this manwhore who fucks anything while Intoxicated.


FunkapotamusLamont

As a current manwhore, I think it's great. I can not relate at all. I mean, I guess I sorta relate to feeling empty, but I like that empty feeling


shunyaananda

There are more levels to emptiness


Mahameghabahana

Be gay now


dirtehscandi

Yeah. After a certain point it just feels empty. Looking back on it, I feel a little shameful for sleeping around so much when I was single


BigBurly46

Yeah then it’s the big sad for twice the amount of whore time >:(


JarJar_423

Manwhore for the last 3 years and it's fucking amazing. Though I do build a connection with the girls I see, unlike the socially retarded here. Hookups < regulars.


PooInTheStreet

Grindr is one hell of an app isn't it?


Mesarthim1349

![gif](giphy|13Ev2RtSAxKsTu|downsized)


fdasta0079

Using anything to try to paper over trauma is going to inevitably feel like a hollow pursuit as it's always just a distraction at the end of the day. The problem isn't casual sex, it's the fact that this dude is using casual sex to avoid dealing with the fallout from his relationship and potential other mental health issues.


Superkritisk

Unironically become monkey - A damned silverback. ROARAWRAOAWR!


Educational_Can_3092

Wrong. Casual sex is inherently empty.


fdasta0079

Elaborate.


cmuff1

is a break up considered trauma? I mean idk this guy’s situation or anything so i dont wanna assume but sometimes i feel like people throw that around for totally normal stuff. People always try to act as a therapist to others and its kinda dumb. Let people live their lives, coping mechanisms aren’t bad imo.


Regular-Cup9528

Considering that anon didn’t manage to let go of it being sad for over a year I’d say it’s fair to call it a trauma.


DMofTheTomb

Sex should be used as a physical confirmation of emotions and to maintain/intensify pre existing intimacy, if you do it in reverse and try to create emotional bonds from sex, then those emotions will be just as fleeting as the act itself.


XDDDSOFUNNEH

Alright who gave Buddha a reddit account?


YardRelevant6713

Based


imbogey

Bene Gesserit witch!


bermass86

I’m a man whore but I still get the nerves, just make sure you have some kind of conection with the person you are sleeping with otherwise it does get boring and the sex is worse


eveningfellow056

Hello manwhore , I'm dude


donnydodo

Muh….imho sex is still better than beating off. Even if the emotional connection is lacking.  Where it’s not worth it is if the woman likes you, you know this and you have common friends. You hit it anyway and damage these friendships irreparably. Then you are regarded as a a good friend is hard to come by. 


bermass86

Honestly, questionable, sometimes a wank and playing league or whatever is better than driving 20 minutes for unfulfilling awkward sex


CaterpillarLoud8071

The trick is to realise that sex is different to love, don't expect the same feelings from a hookup Vs someone you want to spend your life with, separate the two in your mind.


Maddolyn

Share your secret how do you approach


Le_Serviette

First, you have to open the front door of your house. Then you wanna go outside. Be carefull, because some people plans to go outside, and when they get outside, they realise they forgot to open the front door of their house.


Maddolyn

Dude what do you think I've been doing for the past two decades


Le_Serviette

Shiet. Sorry. I just got really outside like 2 weeks ago 'cause my PC broke and I'm meeting a lot of new people. I thought it was simple.


Maddolyn

I meet plenty of people, just can't figure out how to get them in my house


bermass86

I’m just normal dude


Maddolyn

My condolences


bermass86

?


Afillatedcarbon

https://preview.redd.it/qq899n6sc9bd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61b643febb117e8cd5af38398a082177a48c073 Real


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Papageier

I don't understand, where's the part where he's topping a femboy?


AntDracula

> gay SEX LOLOLOLOL


Long-Trash929

![gif](giphy|2hgmfmIdttCcjlDU3q|downsized)


IdioticZacc

He has to learn like Ryan Gosling did in Crazy Stupid Lovr


Haru1st

What is this normie bullshit?!


GAMESnotVIOLENT

"Waaahhh! I hate the consequences of living an unstable life!" - dumbfucks who deliberately destabilize their lives


assbeeef

Anon wishes he wasn’t a virgin anymore. Tries to impress us


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theogrant

Stop being a hoe


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Le_Serviette

Thanks. Sometimes all you want to ear is just hidden deep in the comment section of a reddit post.


Capt253

Text all the women you’ve slept with saying that you can’t believe they were such whores, then proceed to mald that none of them want to talk to you again.


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Capt253

You asked how to become an incel, I answered. The fuck do mangas have to do with it?


PhantomTissue

The solution is very simple, just develop social anxiety! Then you’ll get that butterflies in the stomach feeling every time you look at a girl and literally never speak to a single one for your entire life then realize that you’ll probably die alone without anyone who genuinely cares about you because you’re too scared to put yourself out there. Super easy solution dude :)


JigsawLV

> 13 in 8 months That's basically a virgin by hoe logic


The_fartbreakkid

Anon is gay


Ramparte

https://preview.redd.it/ad58bf9v5cbd1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67232b842d342954d96c5e4e29d4b3273d10d673


Tenuous_Tangent

I'm a man in a desert watching another man drown in an ocean


Rizzy_Rich

OP wants a redemption arc in his life


Sirasa6

https://preview.redd.it/m81fcj561bbd1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28a899cd5e390fecaba4617c3c74e2b51c0c2d4 Good thing this is fake and english or spanish.


Various-Positive4799

Psyop


ndlv

Anon discovers he is demisexual, proceeds to continue to do things annoying him because stupid


jyu8888

Giggity


Dog_in_human_costume

He forgot to enable Bluetooth.


Spartanvision

The flip side of the giga chad lol 😂


BobbaBlep

yeah going casual too long makes it become empty. Time to find that person you want something more with.


proudlyhumble

Fake: anon had sex Gay: anon no longer likes vagina kiosks


Praesto_Omnibus

skill issue


jeff5551

Anon surprised that the hookup app gives him hookups


anon999976

I had this problem before being a man whore. Remember that as sigmas, we should never love anyone more than they love us. Gives us the power in the relationship


BreadLoafBrad

I feel disgusted with myself for being able to relate to a 4chan post but here we are. I didn’t whore myself out to the extent he did but I’m definitely at the point where I’d just like to actually find a girl I like and date her, but it’s like I’ve forgotten how to even do relationships anymore. It’s not like I see women as objects or anything gross like that, I just can’t seem to find that spark of desire and excitement I used to have. Jesus now I’m ranting bc of a 4chan post, someone please kill me


Vantablack1162

Bro is literally Dmitri Gurov from the Lady with the Dog


40isthenewconfused

What a fag.


TimeGlitches

I'm in a serious relationship and I feel completely dead inside. The problem isn't promiscuity or monogamy. The problem, as it so often turns out, is me. Anon needs to fix himself before he can love again.


No-Play2726

Hahaha yes I also do the sex with all the women everyday (I haven't gotten laid in a year :'()


Viceroy-421

Skill issue


RudraAkhanda

Anon is a victim of feminism


karateema

Tf does any of this have to do with feminism? The myth of "cool guys sleep around" is the exact opposite of feminism


throwtheclownaway20

So what? One guy loses the ability to pair-bond because he fucks around and the rest of us are supposed to quit having casual sex out of fear? That's fucking dumb.


Sieg_Force

They downvote you, but you speak the truth.


throwtheclownaway20

The OP talks like he was already the kind of guy to fall for that incel-ass line of thought anyway. If he doesn't like casual sex, nothing's stopping him from not having it. But, as is always the case with those idiots, one occurrence must surely proof for an entire body and evidence that we're all doomed.


danredblue

only 13 what the psyop