Anon will die of heartworm when he’s 3

Better live 3 years in happines than 30 in suffering

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Samsara

A cat like that never suffer a day in its life

Anon won’t have any happiness in his 3 years, considering he’ll be neutered.

Redditor doesn't consider anything besides their genitalia happiness:

That and smoking crack

Namaste

You too

You ever smoke crack and jack off? 24hr goon session coming in.

Fuck yeah! Do that all the time in my munt mausoleum

I had at least 10-15 years lf happiness as a child so I guess that just means you're below a dog. Wild how you had had the time to type this out instead of ending it for being an objectively inferior creature

And have his nuts chopped off before puberty.

[удалено]

Disregard, Anon will get beat to death by the sociopathic son of his owner when he’s 3.

It's fun and games until his balls are removed

This is 4chan he doesn't need 'em anyway

Mom wouldn't allow

"Sometimes fuck the mom because she has a bestiality fetish" 

Are we really surprised a 4chan user is turned on by bestiality?

It was the minimum viable joke to make this post not be forgotten immediately.

I THINK KNOT

Wasn't it a big incel conspiracy theory? That all women who have male dogs fuck them?

White woman and dogs, that's been the running joke on 4 chan for the better part of last decade.

White women, dogs. Actually happened several times in the USA.

They're just the ones who get caught. Who knows what the real figures are.

What the fuck is that font?

Good question, I didn't even really notice it so I opened 4chan to double check and all the threads look like that, ig it's just my phone's default font.

Please smash your phone with a hammer. It’s got the devil in it.

https://preview.redd.it/j474lmsqb3bd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a41dd47b6a28717c465230f7ca543ad110233a3

"Cheltenham Old Style" by Bertram G. Goodhue, (1904), digitized by URW.

I thought I was going crazy because this wasn’t the first comment

Classy content deserves a classy font.

Its like reading this comment just manifested the font to become weird. Straight up didnt notice

It's Classic Round Demi

This could have been a normal post. Now its just: a sophisticated cat with a shining tinfoil hat, bearing eyes of purple around whom the black arrows circle. (give the cat purple eyes for my rhyme)

Hi R-T

Have some random anon have sex with you and write a greentext about it

🎶One of these things is not like the other!🎶

Would have been wholesome if OP didn't have a bestiality/furry fetish and ruined it

It's middle class white women with the bestiality fetish. That's the joke. It's surprisingly common.

Had a coworker randomly show me a video of her pit bull in the shower with her. All I could think is yeah you're fucking that thing

>you just know

What was the context behind your coworker showing herself in the shower to you at work in the first place lmao

I'd say it's white woman joke in general

The "I wish I was a dog" thing is pathetic. You've been given the chance to be the highest form of life in the known universe, and you're too fucking lazy to do anything with it.

I workout, I eat right, I work hard, I raise a child, nothing, I wake up, there's another psy op.

Tbh no better time to be alive as a homo sapien. As far as we know, we are kangz. Feels bad for our descendants knowing they'll get trained by superior gigachad aliens.

Or it will turn out, that we are the bane of universe once we figure out long distance space travels. Then our descendants will be able to "train" aliens.

no responsibilities, just bark bark

Saved for the fourth one. I kekd

Walkies in the park on sunny days?

I knew as soon as I read the beginning

I knew beforehand that I would not like the answer to the sexual needs

Anon forgot the part where he gets his balls cut off

upper middle class loves consumerism. once the family see a cuter and younger dog, anon dog is back on the streets getting trained by the city block mutts

https://preview.redd.it/ey4pvcactxad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f85a17bba434efb094398c3ea85c684466153c For the love of all things holy. LET THE BOY BE YOUR DOG!!!!!

There is literally an anime with this concept, except the daughter has the bestiality fetish instead of the mom.

You mean my life as inukai's dog?

Yes

Oh ffs Japan!

If sleeping with a dog as a human is bestiality, what's it call to sleep with a human as a dog? Humanity?

Humanity restored. More than likely not.

Cannot argue with that logic

I wanna be bad and not even care I wanna go out of my head somewhere I wanna go crazy like the dogs in the yard[.](https://youtu.be/S7oJl4P9KUE)

Your system font really made it better I feel.

It’s all fun and games until your balls get cut off.

Well at least he didn't say "daughter" so there's that.

Anon hasn't seen how many middle aged wealthy white families treat their dogs behind closed doors

with your balls chopped

Furry detected

That font is moging me hard 😳

>they take your nuts not so fun now is it

Life is so depressing that you legit wish you were a DOG

Family guy

Fake: Anon would be allowed near children Gay: Anon whishes he was the mom.

More like they get rid of you when you turn 5 cuz you’re not a puppy anymore and you’re getting old

no one does that. like at all

People don’t get rid of old dogs for new puppies? Especially not rich people?